"Xiao Yue, let me tell you, since this magic skill I made is called the Sky Wolf Moon Devouring Fist, it means that it is destined to be your nemesis!"

"Oh. ”

"Tenth sister, you better surrender quickly, otherwise after I cut off the qi veins on your body, as long as you take more than seven steps, your whole body will suddenly burst and you will die a miserable death!"

"Oh. ”

"It's right, I'm finally on it! Little girl, lie down, don't move, or your life will be in danger!"

"Oh. ”

Ji Aojian really fell, lying on the couch, covering his stomach with one hand, and hummed, "I'm so swollen that I really can't move." ”

Behind him, Ji Shuijing stood on the ground and said with a sneer, "Little sword, you untie me first." ”

"You brought it on yourself. Ji Aojian said angrily, "Do you think I can't eat too much, but it turned out that I was blocked by one hand?" I don't know what you think, you actually dared to compete with me to test the doorway of strength, and then it was you who was cut off from your qi veins, right?"

"You're amazing, you're the best. Ji Shuijing was full of praise, "Good brother, you just let people go, if you keep being fixed, it's not good for your health." ”

"Now you call me good brother again?"

Ji Aojian said indifferently, "You have too many painting styles, changing back and forth, I really don't know which is your true face." If I let you go, maybe you'll plot against me again. ”

"How can it be, everyone has lost to you, and if you are convinced by 10,000 hearts, you don't have to worry about your sister. ”

"I'll wait until my stomach is no longer bloated. Ji Aojian swung his other hand back a few times, "Anyway, I just rebounded your strength, since you are proficient in this magic skill of blocking qi and blood, you won't be killed by yourself, right?"

"Well, I only care about studying to destroy other people's qi and blood, and I don't care much about how to resolve the backlash of the exercises. ”

Ji Aojian was shocked, "I'm not sure how to deal with the backlash, you still dare to use this kind of half-baked kung fu to plot against me?"

"How can people plot against you, aren't they challenging you openly?"

"Take advantage of my drunkenness, this is still called Zhengda Guangming?"

"I didn't ask you to drink the whole can of millet porridge. Ji Shuijing defended aggrievedly, "I just suddenly saw you overeating, and I felt that there was a God-given opportunity, and I couldn't miss it, so I temporarily decided that I should seize this rare opportunity." So, I'm not trying to plot against you, even if I keep you in check, at most—"

She suddenly stopped talking, Ji Aojian became curious, and asked, "What's the most?"

"I won't say anything. ”

"I don't dare to say this, so it can be seen that you must have some vicious and sinister thoughts. ”

"Who is vicious and insidious?" Ji Shuijing gritted his teeth and said hatefully, "After I restrain you, at most, I will pat your head, pinch your face, dress you beautifully, dress up like a little princess, and then go out to the market with your arms, and buy you sugar gourds, rattles, longevity locks, or something......"

Ji Aojian jumped up suddenly, his whole body was like falling into an ice cave, and shouted, "Isn't this vicious, it's just vicious!"

Ji Shuijing looked at him stunned, "You, your stomach is not swollen?"

"It's still a little swollen, but it's not that bad. Ji Aojian touched his forehead with a frightened face, "Fortunately, I had the foresight to drink only half a jar of porridge, otherwise my reputation would be completely ruined now!"

"What, you only drank half of it?" Ji Shuijing was also shocked, and hurriedly ran to the side and looked down from the mouth of the can, "It was a huge mistake that I didn't check the jar first when I challenged you just now." ”

Ji Aojian was surprised, "How can you move?"

"I could have moved. Ji Shuijing said casually, "Miss Ben is of course able to use her self-created divine skills, and it is a matter of breath and breath when it is dissolved, what's so strange?"

"Then why did you pretend you couldn't move?"

"I think your posture on the couch is very beautiful, and I want to look at it a little longer. ”

"You-"

"Okay, okay, everyone has pretended to be their own, so don't talk about the second brother. Ji Shuijing took the jar and poured it directly into his mouth.

Ji Aojian asked, "Are you hungry?"

"Of course, I've been busy all night, and I haven't had breakfast yet. ”

"You rushed over without breakfast, what's the hurry?"

"I think it's fun to feed you, and when I see it's dawn, why wait. ”

Ji Shuijing put down the jar, also hiccuped, and said unconvinced, "If it weren't for Miss Ben who didn't sleep all night, didn't eat a bite, was hungry and tired, and didn't have good spirits, how could she lose in your hands just now?"

"If you lose, you lose, are you looking for a reason again?" Ji Aojian snorted, "Look at the excitement you pounced on just now, it's okay if you don't eat or sleep for three days and three nights." ”

Ji Shuijing pointed over and said menacingly, "Anyway, I will continue to challenge you tomorrow, I have already discovered your weakness!"

"What weakness?"

"Your stature is so short, I use martial arts that require relatively high precision such as point acupoint interception, so it is naturally difficult to position. Ji Shuijing slapped the table, "This girl has practiced eighty-three kinds of divine skills, and there are many ways to deal with you, so I will use a more suitable one to deal with you tomorrow." ”

"Don't mention the eighty-three divine skills. Ji Aojian remained silent, "According to the law of twenty-eight, there are at most more than a dozen kinds of things that can be used." ”

Ji Shuijing asked suspiciously, "What is the Twenty-Eight Law?"

This means that the eighty percent of the value is often only the best two percent. Ji Aojian coughed, "It's like that among the customers who save money in your bank, eighty percent of the savings come from the wealthiest two percent of the people. ”

Ji Shuijing was stunned, "Hey, what you said is very reasonable." ”

"So your eighty-three kinds of divine skills, bullying ordinary masters, may be all mysterious. Ji Ao said lightly, "But if you want to skip the challenge and pose a little threat to this seat, you will only have sixteen or seventeen at most...... Forget it, I think six or seven are good. ”

"How can there be only six or seven kinds, you don't underestimate people!"

Ji Aojian ignored her words, "Also, against the martial arts of the Great Grandmaster, the second use of it will be completely ineffective." You only have those six or seven chances, you have to take advantage of them, and after I see through them all, you will completely zero even the probability of defeating me theoretically. ”

When Ji Shuijing heard this, he suddenly became pleasantly surprised, "It turns out that you also think that I still have a chance to defeat you theoretically, how many are there?"

Ji Aojian looked at her with a smile, "What do you think of yourself?"

Ji Shuijing hesitated for a moment and said, "There should be a percent, right?"

"You're too optimistic. ”

"Is it one percent?"

"It's not reliable either. ”

"It can't be only one in a thousand, right?" Ji Shuijing stomped his feet angrily, "You just said that it was impossible at all, what theoretical possibilities are there?"

"Because, we have to believe that miracles happen. Ji Aojian said solemnly, "As long as your heart doesn't die, you still have infinite hope." ”

"You-"

"Okay, okay, you haven't slept all night, go and rest first. If there's anything you don't understand, come back and ask me. ”

Ji Shuijing slammed the door angrily, and then after a while, he came back with a wooden box.

Ji Aojian was inexplicable, "Didn't you let you rest, what are you doing?"

"I haven't finished what awaits you today. ”

"Why? I've already eaten the breakfast you've made. ”

Ji Shuijing opened the box, "You've eaten, but you haven't changed your clothes yet." ”

There was indeed a set of clothes in this box, but Ji Aojian was even more puzzled, "Why do you want to change clothes?"

Ji Shuijing said confidently, "Rice must be eaten every day, and of course clothes must be changed every day." ”

"How can there be this reason, people can wear a piece of clothing for decades. ”

"That's already a shroud, return the clothes!" Ji Shuijing said, "As a civilized person, you should change new clothes every day in order to appear temperamental, graceful, tasteful and educated." ”

"Haven't heard—"

Ji Shuijing said unhappily, "After talking about eating and dressing, I will serve you, and I didn't ask you to change different clothes in the morning, afternoon, and evening, but you just changed your clothes once a day, and took the initiative to lower it to the same standard as one meal a day, what else are you not satisfied with?"

"How can this be true? It's a waste to wear new clothes every day. ”

"How is this a waste, didn't I tell you, all walks of life are in a recession now?"

"yes. ”

Ji Shuijing immediately said, "So you wear new clothes every day, which is to help stimulate domestic demand, which is of great significance for promoting economic vitality, alleviating inventory pressure, adjusting the production structure, and increasing jobs." ”

Ji Aojian was stunned, "You actually know the word to stimulate domestic demand?"

"In short, for the prosperity of the country, for the national industry, for the prosperity of the society, and for the well-being of the people, you must wear it, and you must wear it if you don't wear it!"

Seeing that she was so persistent, Ji Aojian didn't shirk it, "Since that's the case, I'll make some contribution to stimulating domestic demand." ”

He put it on, saw that it was a Western-style dress, and asked strangely, "Why is it like this?"

"I have a point, you listen to me. ”

Ji Shuijing bowed, "My lord, your old man has come back from overseas investigation and absorbed the achievements of advanced Western civilization, which is very gratifying. I'm going to summon the heads of the various industries in Songjiang to come and visit, and by the way, report on the performance over the years, and prepare a speech or something. ”

Ji Aojian's eyes widened, "You asked me to wear this, it turned out to be for this?"

"Why can't it be? Hey, remember to speak with a bit of London accent. ”

Ji Aojian pointed to his nose, "Do you think I look like this, saying that I am the head of the family, and someone believes me?"

"It's okay, as long as I say you are, everyone will believe it. ”

"Don't make trouble, this is the last year of Ascension, what else should I be?" Ji Aojian said lightly, "I came back to make you an immortal, as for all other mundane things, don't come to disturb me." (To be continued.) )