Chapter 6: The Infinite Saint
What they didn't know was that the night before, it was a full moon night, and the moon hung high in the sky outside the house, like a big jade plate. The moonlight is like flowing water, quietly sprinkled on the earth, and the heaven and earth are bathed in this moonlight, which seems very quiet.
Wu Lai was asleep when he suddenly seemed to hear a soft call: "Wu Lai, Wu Lai!"
"Who's calling me?" Wu Lai replied in a daze.
"It's me. A golden sign appeared in front of him very abruptly. If Wu Kai sees it, he will definitely remember the dream he had a few years ago.
"I, I'm not dreaming, a brand can speak!" Wu Lai was shocked: "Mom, where are you? Come on!" But his shouts can only be heard by himself.
The golden sign suddenly pulled Wu Lai in.
Wu Lai only felt that there was a rumbling of darkness all around, and he was very scared, and shouted: "This, where is this? Woo woo, I want my mother, I want to go out!"
"Don't be afraid, little ones. ”
Wu Lai suddenly found that the surrounding scenery had changed, it was a blue sky, the sun was shining on the earth, and the white clouds were floating in the sky, which was very warm and natural. And he was standing on a meadow, all kinds of strange flowers and plants, competing for beauty, and all kinds of small animals, playing on the grass. This qiē made him dizzy. Fortunately, these scenes are very natural and harmonious, and there is no visual fatigue.
"Who's talking to me?"
"It's the deity. A figure suddenly appeared in front of Wu Lai, which startled Wu Lai.
Wu Lai looked at the man carefully, only to see that he was older than his father Wu Kai, as for how old he was, he couldn't guess, he only felt that the man was dressed in white, and his whole body seemed to be wrapped in white mist.
"Uncle, did you call me?"
"Uncle?" The man was obviously surprised by this title, and was stunned for a moment, then smiled and said, "It's the first time I've heard someone call Uncle Buddha? (Why did Wu Lai call him uncle?)
"Uncle, what do you mean by the deity?"
"The Buddha-figure is my self-proclaimed name, I am the Infinite Saint-Honorable, originally the Divine Realm, one of the earliest great gods born in the universe. Hey, although the deity's mana reaches the sky, it still can't get rid of the shackles of heaven and earth, and it still can't live forever. ”
"Wait, uncle, I've read Journey to the West, which says that you can live forever if you eat Tang monk meat, why don't you eat Tang monk meat?
"Journey to the West? Tang monk meat? What is that?"
"Uncle, why haven't you even heard of Journey to the West, that's what we children know, they all say that eating the meat of Tang monks and monks can lead to immortality. ”
"These deities have never heard of them, the deities only know that they have lived for hundreds of millions of years, and their mana reaches the sky, and they can't live forever, because they can't always be above the way of heaven, let alone a Tang monk who doesn't even know the deity. ”
Seeing Wu Lai's dazed expression, Wuji Saint Venerable shook his head and said, "You are still young now, and it is normal that you can't understand this, but soon you will be able to understand." ”
"Uncle, where am I now?" asked Wu Lai.
"In the infinite holy card of the deity. ”
"You mean we're in that golden sign now?" Wu Lai suddenly remembered the talking sign.
"That's right, this brand is the Buddha's Infinite Holy Tablet, which is actually a space of its own, called the Infinite Holy Realm. ”
Hearing these words, Xiao Wu Lai was in a fog, he was only five years old, how could he understand it?
"Forget it, look at you little brat, you don't understand anything, the deity just said it, are you willing to learn kung fu with the deity?"
"Uncle, your trick is too old-fashioned! The day before yesterday, a beggar said the same thing to me with a few broken books, and said that they would sell them to me cheaper, and that they would cost me ten yuan together. When I looked at it, I saw what was written on it, such as "Rulai Divine Palm", "Jiuyang Divine Skill" and "Jade Maiden's Heart Sutra", etc., I was moved, so I bought it with the money I used to buy a toy gun, and it is still in my school bag. Uncle, would you like to sell me a few of these books too? But I won't buy them. Mom said it was a lie, and I don't have any money right now. ”
The old face of the Wuji Holy Venerable turned red: Collapse, I think I am the Wuji Holy Venerable, crisscrossing the universe, and today I was thought to be a liar by a child.
"Wu Lai, learn kung fu from the deity, right? The deity is about to die, don't you pity the deity?"
"Uncle, I think you're so good, why are you about to die?
But before Wu Lai could finish speaking, the Wuji Saint Venerable suddenly became very old, with all white hair and beard.
"Ah, uncle, is that you?" Wu Lai asked in surprise as he looked at the Infinite Saint Venerable in front of him.
"It's the deity. ”
"How did you become like this?"
"Didn't the deity say that the deity is dying, and if the deity dies, the deity will be lost. ”
"But if I had learned kung fu from you, I wouldn't have been able to eat the candy my mother bought and the scrambled eggs she made, and I remember every time I knelt on the washboard, my mother would scrambled eggs for me. Woo woo, I want to go back, I want to eat my mother's scrambled eggs, otherwise, I will be rushed by my father to eat. (Wu Kai: Are the scrambled eggs so delicious? I'm so greedy? And I rob you little scoundrel? Obviously, it's your kid who can't wait to run away every time, but the people are small, and they can't move, and they break several in a row, and the scrambled eggs are also knocked to the ground, Dad, I'm afraid that you will drop the plate again, so I protect the plate of scrambled eggs.) )
"Uncle has a lot of delicious food, it's much better than your scrambled eggs, do you want to try it?"
Wuji Saint Venerable smiled and out of nowhere conjured two white and fragrant egg-like things the size of a ping-pong ball, and shook them in front of Wu Lai, so hungry that Wu Lai was a little salivaful, and hurriedly grabbed one, and couldn't wait to put it in his mouth.
Gently bite into it, it feels better than eating creamy chocolate, it is extremely sweet, melts in your mouth, and the aftertaste is endless, and soon, this egg-like thing disappears in your mouth, leaving only a faint fragrance. Wu Lai only felt a warm current surging up from his lower abdomen, as if there was an air current running through his body, and the pores of his whole body quickly opened, like steaming in a sauna, which was extremely enjoyable.
"What is this?" asked Wu Lai.
"This is the elixir that the deity has refined with the Wuji Fruit in the Infinite Sacred Realm. "This elixir is refined from the Wuji Fruit, the Wuji Fruit, which is more reckless than the ginseng fruit in the Journey to the West, and when you smell it, you can eliminate all diseases;
"Ah, pills, mom said, it's not good to take too much medicine, you can't take medicine if you're not sick, I'm not sick, but I took medicine just now, woo woo!"
"Okay, Wu Lai, it's not medicine, it's something to eat, what do you like to eat the most?"
"Chocolate!"
"Oh, the deity just gave you something to eat, it's called Infinite Chocolate, it's not medicine, you can eat it, you know?"
"Mmmmmm, Infinite Chocolate, I like to eat it. ”
Wu Lai looked at the Wuji Holy Venerable, his eyes were full of this kind of Wuji chocolate, and his saliva flowed out unconsciously, just like a gray wolf staring at the little fat sheep.
"Well, you can learn kung fu from me? I have a lot of them. ”
"But I still want my mother. ”
"You'll see your mom soon. The Infinite Saint Venerable flickered.
"Oh well. ”
Such a little scoundrel embarked on the road of cultivation.