Just a sip of wine, drank too violently, Li Bodhi's head was a little dizzy, when he spoke, his mouth was a little floating, and his brain was a little insufficient, Li Bodhi said, fortunately, I told the second master the truth just now, otherwise at this time, this glass of wine will go down, and the second master will have to be slapped twice. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

This wine, you have to drink it with the right person, the wine is less than a thousand cups of confidants, two bottles of wine are in the stomach, Li Bodhi is a little confused, the second master's tongue is also a little big, the second master mainly said that he and the Yellow Emperor were talking about the matter of Chiyou, not to mention how happy he was, especially those friends of the divine beasts, either as a mountain god of one party, or as a small god in a certain place, although the official is not big, but it is a state and a county, but Li Bodhi actually has a doubt in his heart.

"Second master, I want to ask you a mouth, this question may be more acute, I guess you will definitely not be happy to hear it, but I'm holding back, if I have something to set an example, don't be angry. Li Bodhi said with a big tongue.

"You kid, you talk to your second master and play twists and turns, if you have a fart, let it go!" The second master spoke very vulgarly, compared to him, Li Bodhi felt that he was like a university professor.

“.. Second master, you have been fighting for so many years, just like you said, even the juniors who are much later than you have become petty officials such as mountain gods, why don't you be promoted? Li Bodhi asked with a wide tongue.

"Damn, is Lao Tzu going out to fight to get promoted and make a fortune? I am for the people of the world, and for the common people of Li!" I am a person, brave in battle, fighting brains, when fighting, all the gods and generals rushed to me, at that time I was a fragrant glutton, but, no one is perfect, to say that I am not a perfect person, I also have a problem, that is, I want to kill the red eye, I will ignore it, sometimes even the old and young women and children are killed together, remember the last time, it was in Jiao Zhiguo, our people went to a village to inquire about the news, I didn't expect this village to follow Chi You, from the old to the young will demon magic and evil law, what the hell, all of a sudden we have only half of the team left, as a result, I killed the whole village of people were slaughtered, at that time Jiao Zhiguo was shocked, and they all rose up to resist the Yellow Emperor, the Yellow Emperor didn't kill me, it's not bad that the old man didn't kill me, people are benevolent and righteous, I went home and married my wife, and then I had this group of little wolf cubs. ”

Li Bodhi choked, he remembered Xiang Yu for no reason, this kind of slaughter of cities and villages, killing prisoners, Xiang Yu has done a lot in history, which is also the most important reason for his failure.

Li Bodhi stuck out his tongue, no wonder people are afraid when they mention the second master, it turns out that the second master is so fierce and cruel, Li Bodhi asked again, who is the bear aunt? Could it be that she is a confidant?

The second master knocked Li Boti hard, saying that you kid is a little dead, but you can guess a little, your aunt Xiong seems to like your second master, but unfortunately the master's heart is in your dead second grandmother, and she has already died.

Li Bodhi nodded, but he was muttering in his heart, I'm afraid that Aunt Xiong is too strong, and her strong physique is much stronger than the dry and thin second master, you can't stand this old bone.

Of course, even if Li Bodhi pours another pot of spirits, he doesn't dare to take out this kind of words, don't Bai Bone Shenjun They didn't kill me, I, Li Bodhi, folded myself on this stinky mouth, but it's not fun at all.

Drinking almost, Lang Han came over and gently cleaned up the table, Li Bodhi and the second master lay on the kang together, sleeping with the old fragrance, this time, Li Bodhi had a sweet dream.

In a daze dream, Li Bodhi's arm suddenly touched a hard bump in his clothes, hitting his arm hurt, Li Bodhi sat up, his head was full of cold sweat, he looked down, almost scared his soul away, it turned out that he didn't know when, the Zhuxian Sword actually revealed a hilt, and he quickly stuffed the Zhuxian Sword back.

Li Bodhi secretly raised his head and looked at the second master, his old man was sleeping very hard, Li Bodhi breathed a sigh of relief, carefully got off the kang, put on his shoes and walked out.

"What are you going to do?" the second master suddenly spoke.

"I'm my own mother, and you're trying to scare me to death?" Li Bodhi was really startled, "Didn't you sleep?"

"This is a habit I left over from when I was dealing with the White Bone Divine Monarch many years ago, I can fall asleep while standing, and I can wake up at any time when I am asleep, otherwise how would I have lived until now?

"I'm going to pee,, let you scare you like that, it seems to be leaking out a little bit. Li Bodhi casually told a lie. It's a shame to tell this lie, but sometimes it's your kind of lie that seems to expose your own shortcomings that is really deceptive.

"What kind of little guts? At a young age, after drinking so much wine, you have to pee, you can't do it with your waist, I'll adjust it for you when I get back." The second master suddenly made such a mouthful.

"What's the matter? Second master, are you still an old Chinese medicine doctor? I'm a person who survived the thunderstorm, how can I still have that kind of problem? Don't make trouble. "Don't look at Li Bodhi's young age, but he also knows the importance of his waist, when he heard that the second master, a master, wanted to condition his waist, Li Bodhi's eyes also lit up, but he still said that he didn't believe it, this is the method of agitation.

"Who did you learn from, who did you talk to?

Li Bodhi made Ye quite speechless, "Don't shake the blame for this, before I met you, I spoke quite restrained, but after seeing you, my level of speaking plummeted, and compared to you, I am an old pedant." ”

"Hey, little, I see you're pretty good at talking back, come on, let me see, what's your broken mouthpiece, let me fix it for you." "The second master pretended to sit up and catch Li Bodhi, this old demon didn't want to be a monster at all, and he spoke very cutely, especially Li Bodhi liked it.

Li Bodhi ran out with a smile, and when he got outside, the smile on Li Bodhi's face disappeared suddenly, at this time the stars were shining outside, it was already night, so it was better, I found a shadow where no one was, put my hand into my arms, and laboriously took out the Zhuxian Sword, this thing is not only a life-saving straw, but also a fatal bomb, and it must not be discovered.

"Li Bodhi, are you peeing? Why didn't I hear the sound?" the second master's voice suddenly sounded.

I'm dripping mom, this old man is too powerful, so far away, he can actually hear Li Bodhi is not peeing, Li Bodhi hurriedly searched left and right, there is a basin of water in the yard, I picked up the basin and poured it out slowly, Li Bodhi didn't dare to let the water flow too big, otherwise it would be too fake, he took the water out little by little, and the water flowed for a long time.

"Why are you still intermittent? Why do you urinate frequently? This kid's waist is not good, how can this be passed on to the next generation in the future, it really has to be adjusted. And the master said to himself.

Li Bodhi put down the basin and saw that there was no one left and right, he quickly put the Zhuxian sword into his arms, this sword will not poke out a hilt for no reason, someone must have touched it, but the second master is so powerful, who can hide it from him, this matter has to be careful, otherwise it will be a disaster sooner or later.

After walking around the courtyard twice, Li Bodhi returned to the house and fell asleep on the kang.

The second master was lying on the kang at this time, leaning on all sides, sleeping very dead, the cool air at night was very sufficient, Li Bodhi was afraid that his grandfather would catch a cold, so he picked up a thin quilt and covered it for the second master, Li Bodhi yawned, and also took off his clothes and slewed.

After fleeing all the way, Li Bodhi's spirit and body have been in an extreme tension, and now Li Bodhi has relaxed and immediately fell into a deep sleep, it is good to have a friend by his side...

After sleeping for a long time in a daze, Li Bodhi was woken up by the sound of ping-pong, and when I opened my eyes, it was bright outside.

Li Bodhi washed his face and came to the courtyard, while the master and Aunt Xiong were standing in front of the wooden stake, and the second master was naked and practicing martial arts.

Don't look at the second master's age, but there is no fat on the body, all of them are strong tendon meat, muscles are bulging, and mana flows outside the body like substance, just like a pair of armor.

When the second master saw Li Bo bring it up, he took his posture, waved his hand to him, and let him pass.

"Second Master, is there something wrong?" Li Bodhi asked at a trott.

"Bodhi, it's boring for me to practice like this, second master, you play with me. "The second master looks very happy, after all, for so many years, he has been taking care of his juniors, and he hasn't met a decent opponent for a long time, a belligerent person like him is even more uncomfortable than death, so now that Li Bodhi is here, the second master is in high spirits, and he is practicing martial arts when he gets up in the morning, and the second master has also become younger than a teenager, and he looks radiant.

"Haha.. Or don't be, you're old, don't look at my age, but how to say, it's also a mixed up, I have nothing to fight since I was a child, I also consciously exercise myself, in our impression, there are no more than 5 people who can beat me, let's compare, in case I hurt you, it's not good. Li Bodhi kindly reminded the second master that although he was not a militant, he was a master disciple after all, and he was still full of confidence in his martial arts.

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Hearing Li Bodhi's arrogant words, Aunt Xiong glanced at Li Bodhi in horror, but unfortunately Li Bodhi was blind at that time, and he didn't see anything.

"Hahaha... I am really confident, if this is still in the war years, if I say this to you, I will at least destroy you, but who made you my Kenren? Don't BB, let me see your strength. The second master bared his teeth and said with a cruel smile.

"Then let's have fun!" Li Bodhi's hands were also a little itchy, he ate a lot of meat yesterday, and drank one or two glasses of spirits, and now he is extremely energetic, like moving his muscles and bones.

Li Bodhi took off his coat, wore only a vest, and jumped in front of the second master, "Second master, then I'll do it, be careful, don't get hurt." He said with a hippie smile.

"If you can hurt me, I call you the second master, and if you are a master, you will give me a hard greeting. The second master spoke very vulgarly, so that Li Bodhi couldn't answer.

Li Bodhi smiled embarrassedly, it seems that he still has to take it easy, people say that old children, small children, old people are no different from children when they reach a certain age, if I win, I am afraid that the second master will really do the tiger thing that calls himself "second master", then it will be lively, so I still have to play the level, and in the end, I have to lose to the second master, this fake game is also a technical job, and I have to do a good job to say anything.

Li Bodhi circled around the second master twice, the second master didn't even twist his head, Li Bodhi just walked around, seeing that the second master didn't even have a defense, now Li Bodhi was embarrassed, I can't shoot behind the second master's back, just toss for a long time, Li Bodhi and he was very hard to turn in front of the second master, and the two circles were in vain.

"Second master, take the punch!" Li Bodhi threw a punch, and directly used six points of strength, this punch has a little mana, but not too much, I see that the muscles on my grandfather's body are good, so I used this strength.

Li Bodhi thought that the second master would parry, but he didn't expect the second master to even say something, "Bang!" A punch hit the second master's chest, and the second master stood steadily, not moving!

"Why the hell have you blown the bull for a long time, and then you hit this fart? What are you okay with? A big old man, you can punch like a girl, are you a man?!" the second master's face showed a disdainful expression.

“.. Li Bodhi was shocked, and immediately punched out again, this time Li Bodhi used ninety percent of his strength, and the fist style was obviously different from before, but the second master still didn't say anything, the fist hit the chest, and in the second master, it was no different from a mosquito bite!

"Come again!" said the second master sonorously.

"Okay!" Li Bodhi burst into a shout, and then used a move that was not the martial arts taught by the master of Tongtian Sect, but a magic skill that often appeared in later film and television dramas, called backing the mountain!

"This time. It's kind of interesting. The second master smiled, "I'm afraid you even have the strength to breastfeed, do you have any other tricks?"

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"Hmm... That's my trick just now. Li Bodhi said against his will.

"Hmph, that's my turn. The second master raised his fist, not to fight, he just simply and rudely went down.

Li Bodhi hurriedly raised his hands and arranged flowers with a cross to protect the top of his head.

"Bang!" From the top of Li Bodhi's head, a huge and incomparable force was conducted, Li Bodhi's knees were soft, and he almost knelt down, thanks to this blow, Li Bodhi rolled on the spot before his fist completely hit him, and he dodged this punch in embarrassment, otherwise this hit Li Bodhi's head on the top, Li Bodhi fainted, even so, his two arms were numb and crispy, and the pain was unbearable.

"Second master, you are so powerful, I will accept it. Li Bodhi rubbed his arm, and the second master punched, and his arm was really a little sore.