"Hey, stupid cow, why are you walking so slowly? Look, the gentleman is almost asleep. ”

Lao Tzu lazily rode on the back of the ox, held a round bamboo fan in his hand, and unconsciously staggered and closed his eyes.

Xu Jia was bored holding a meter-long flexible wicker branch in his hand, and the leaves on it were still fresh and green.

As he walked, he shook it in his hand, like a carefree little boy of three or four years old, jumping on the path in the mountains.

In the past month or so, a cow and two people have been turning around blindly in the east and west, either to see the scenery of the mountains and rivers or to manage some trivial things in the downtown area.

After the light rain yesterday, today's work is windless and the day is high, it is Xu Jia who casually picked up a small mountain road and walked around, but he couldn't help but laugh at the green cow.

"Moo... Gu Yi is not looking for fault, isn't this always following you, standing and talking without back pain, look at the broken path you choose, the potholes are not easy to walk at all!"

"Oops........."

Xu Jia saw that Mr. was still closing his eyes, thinking that he was sleeping soundly, so he stopped and said, "Then you first, you choose, this will be fine." ”

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. ”

Qingniu said and walked forward step by step by rubbing Xu Jia's side, walking in the head, and almost squeezed Xu Jia into a puddle on the side of the road when he passed.

Xu Jia was behind, and the leaves on the willow branch in his hand suddenly stood up like angry barbs, like a mace, and then Xu Jia raised it and pulled it down according to the big ass of the green cow.

"Smack!"

"Moo..."The big butt of the green cow who suddenly hurt pouted.

When the hooves landed, the hooves happened to step into the muddy puddle again, "Bang!" The muddy water splashed, "Ahhh.........h

"Moo... I'm!"

I learned it from a group of kids.

"You two are making trouble again, three-year-old children?" Lao Tzu was awakened and turned his head to sneer.

"Sir, don't blame me this time, it was the green cow who squeezed me first. ”

"Moo... The wicked sue first, but you first thought I was walking slowly, and then chased and beat me after me!"

"Yo, if you don't squeeze me, I'll beat you!

"If you don't hit me, can I squirt you?"

"You two shut up for me......... Lao Tzu said angrily again: "You two, still making trouble, like a child, along the way, either fighting or making trouble, can you tell my old man to be quiet for a while, by the way, Qingniu, don't use the Qiankun circle next time, if I don't take it back in time, Xu Jia's supernatant will be detained, and it will be troublesome." ”

As soon as he said this, Xu Jia remembered again, a few days ago, the two of them fought, Qingniu couldn't fight and waited to be beaten, so angry that Qingniu took off the Qiankun ring on his nose, and put him in it, humming and tightening, Xu Jia couldn't get angry, his eyes went straight to Venus, thanks to Mr. Nian's speech before he let go.

At that time, Qingniu was also dumbfounded, and he didn't know that the Qiankun Circle could have such great power.

If he had known about it, he would have used it for the group of Chu soldiers in the Tibetan Academy, strangled them, and saved the turn of living now.

As soon as Mr. said this, Xu Jia and Qingniu immediately became honest.

"Xu Jia..."

Walking again, Lao Tzu asked, "If I really become an immortal in the future, where do you want to go and what do you do?"

"Sir, why do you suddenly ask about this?"

"Don't we have anything to talk about... Let's talk about it. ”

"Uh.............................." Xu Jia pondered for a long time, and subconsciously thought of something, but then thought about it and said: "I don't know, it should, yes, whatever, just find something in front of you to do, it's not just idle." ”

"Well, whatever, whatever you want, you can do it, you can do it, let it be. Lao Tzu nodded and pondered.

"Then, what about Qingniu?" Lao Tzu asked Qingniu again.

"Moo... I'm also simple, that is, I follow Mr., and after that, then find a handsome and beautiful realm and continue to cultivate immortals. Qingniu felt that such an answer would definitely please Mr.

Lao Tzu tasted and said: "Green cow..."

"Huh?"

"Don't you think that there is no time in the mountains, and you are too lonely?"

"This .............................." Qing Newton suddenly felt discouraged, but when he thought about it, he had been self-cultivating for thousands of years before, and after all these years of prosperity and earthly life, he would indeed feel a little lonely and lonely when he returned to the beginning.

"Then I don't know," Qingniu finally let out a deflated breath.

"Stupid, stupid, you've got it!" Xu Jia suddenly laughed.

"Hmm, what do you mean? ”

"What do you mean, you didn't be so stupid when you woke me up from the ground at the beginning, didn't you all be able to shapeshift?"

"Huh?"

"Then find a spiritual mountain, build a temple of cultivating immortals, and collect a group of handsome men and women..."

"What?"

"Spread the word about your way of cultivating immortals!"

"This ......," Qing Niu suddenly raised his bull's eyes excitedly and looked at Mr. expectantly.

I saw the gentleman nodding and smiling without saying a word.

"Okay! Just find a spiritual mountain, build an immortal view, and spread the way of cultivating immortals. ”

"Oops........."

"What's wrong again?"

"Then what is the name of the immortal view?"

"It's not easy!"

"What's it called?"

"Ask sir!"

"Cut, I thought you had it!"

"Hehe, what's that, Mr. is here!"

Both of them looked at the gentleman with burning eyes.

Lao Tzu stroked his newly grown beard and said, "Then it's called... Taoist temple, take it yourself in front of the Taoist temple. ”

"Sir, why do you want to take the road?" Xu Jia asked.

Qingniu also listened carefully.

"Dao......... Tao can be the way, very the way, the name can be named, the very name, the beginning of the nameless heaven and earth, the mother of all things, so there is often no desire to see its wonder, often have the desire to see its subtlety, these two, the same out of the same name, the same name of the mystery, the mystery and the mystery, the door of all wonders. ”

Xu Jiameng circle........................ ～～............

"Therefore, if you open a Taoist temple, Qingniu, your Dharma name can be directly taken from the word Daoxuan. ”

Qingniu nodded frequently, as if he understood.

"Sir, don't you want to accept a few disciples before ascending to the Immortal?" Xu Jia suddenly asked.

"I?haha, although you two are not my disciples, don't you still enter the Xuanmen, in fact, my disciple Shangcang thought that I had chosen it. ”

"Who?" A cow is forced by a person, and he has never heard of it after he was a child.

"We'll know then. ”

“................................................”

Two days later, listening to the morning birdsong, the gentleman looked at the sky, twisted his fingers, and suddenly said, "It's okay!"

"What's okay?" asked Xu Jia.

"Let's go west from today. ”

"Where?"

"We'll know then..."

Again....

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