"You promised me, the one called Erhu, did you bring it?" The empress's voice fluttered into Ren Baqian's ears, and Ren Baqian was immediately petrified.

"Damn, I forgot. And the empress even remembered...... "The entanglement on Ren Baqian's face is almost like a bitter gourd."

When the empress saw Ren Baqian's expression, she immediately understood, and said in a faint voice: "The crime of bullying the king——!

Ren Baqian's mouthful of old blood almost spurted out.

"Your Majesty, the minister is busy preparing this floor lamp and battery these days......" Ren Baqian said quickly.

"The ...... of the Sin of Deception"

Ren Baqian wanted to cry without tears, and felt that those who filmed Qing palace dramas should be strangled, not how could their empress learn this sentence.

"The minister is going to ...... this time It's really a great change!" Ren Baqian immediately changed his words.

"Oh?" the empress was slightly curious when she heard this, Ren Baqian at least seemed to be okay now, which meant that there was no big problem.

"You two go down. The empress saw Ren Baqian's gaze and waved at the two of them.

Qing Kite looked unhappy, and wanted to hear what happened to Ren Sicheng, and at the same time wondered where Ren Sicheng went.

These days, the two always find some strange things in the palace, such as this lamp that can be lit without adding oil or burning, such as the box that can speak in the empress's hand.

This left the two with all sorts of speculations.

It's a pity that His Majesty didn't let the two of them listen at this time.

"Say it. The empress waited for the two of them to leave before she spoke.

"Your Majesty didn't know, as soon as I went back this time, I heard someone upstairs making a sound, and the minister's heart suddenly tightened, thinking that something had happened...... At this moment, the murderer directly stabbed the minister with a dagger, and His Majesty knew the situation of the minister, so he was confused at that time, and he avoided the danger. But the other party is not one, but two people......"

Ren Baqian spoke for more than ten minutes, with a voice and appearance, and he talked about the ups and downs of his encounter with thieves and killings like a Hollywood blockbuster, which was thrilling. If you just listen to his story, he will definitely encounter the Marines, not the two thieves.

For this reason, he also deliberately showed the wound in the ribs to the empress.

"In the end, the minister stayed in the police station for three days before being released, these three days the minister thought about His Majesty day and night, and immediately went out of the police station to get the battery and its floor lamp and rushed back to see His Majesty, the empty heart in his heart fell to the ground, and finally found a belonging. "Ren Baqian's last serious nonsense.

The empress looked at him and shook her head slightly: "Forget it, let you go this time." ”

Ren Baqian's heart was relieved: "It's not that the minister doesn't want to, it's really too many twists and turns, the minister was physically and mentally exhausted in the police station for a few days, and he missed His Majesty, so he postponed the matter." ”

"I didn't see the physical and mental exhaustion, but the red light was real. The empress said casually, with a smile in her eyes.

What Ren Baqian said was true or false, she didn't know, and it was true when she encountered something.

In fact, many times a woman doesn't care if what you say is all true, but as long as she thinks what you say is true, she is willing to believe it.

Although the empress felt that what Ren Baqian said was a bit more fueling, but seeing that Ren Baqian was indeed injured, she didn't care so much, but remembered another thing.

"Your skills are really bad, and you don't have the power to protect yourself when you encounter danger. Starting tomorrow, I will let people teach you martial arts, and you must not be lazy in the slightest. Otherwise, if you are killed, even if I can avenge you, you will not survive. Last time was an example, and this time it is the same. The Empress continued, with a hint of concern in her voice, small but palpable.

"Thank you, Your Majesty. Ren Baqian said softly.

He also knew that what the Empress said was right.

In such a world, no one knows what kind of things will happen when.

Especially when the level of force between himself and others is too different, and the corresponding danger is also greatly enhanced, if you really encounter something like the last time, you can only resign yourself to fate.

"The minister will work hard. Ren Baqian added.

The empress didn't care about his determination at all: "I will watch you." ”

Ren 8000: ......

That afternoon, the Empress sat in a chair with fruits, candy, popcorn and wine at a small table next to her.

Behind him is a large canopy, which acts like a parasol to block out the sun.

Next to it, there are green kites and red luans, one person pinching their shoulders, and one fanning one.

Ren Baqian turned his head to look at the empress, and then at the Swarzenegger-like guard in front of him, with a confused expression.

Isn't it preaching?

"Direct battles are the fastest way to learn. This is what the Empress just said on the scene.

But is it a question of the battle? Now that you are about to be unilaterally beaten by the other party, right?

"It's going to be, it's grinding. The Empress was eating popcorn on the side, another grape, and another sip of wine.

It fully explains what is called the people who eat melons.

"Ren Fucheng, I'll be gentle. The guard chuckled.

Ren Baqian really wanted to smack him in the face.

"Your Majesty, I think it's better for me to learn tricks or something first. Ren Baqian couldn't help but look back and said.

"It's okay, just hit a dozen. The empress said casually.

Ren Baqian looked helplessly at the muscular guard opposite, and rushed over with a scream in his heart.

The momentum is imposing, like a mad dog.

Then he flew back faster than he had rushed through.

With a large footprint on his chest.

Ren Baqian lay on the ground with his chest covered and looked up at the sky, muttering to himself: "Life is ——!"

"Don't be lazy, I'm watching. The empress was smiling in the back, eating popcorn and drinking Erguotou.

......

More than an hour passed, Ren Baqian was lying on the ground covered in dust, except for his face, there was nothing good about his body.

"Your Majesty, the minister really can't do it. He felt as if he had been seriously injured. Ren Baqian's voice was like a cuckoo crying blood, full of grievances.

"Well, then tomorrow I will teach you a set of boxing techniques, and you will fight again. The empress said.

Ren Baqian was lying on the ground dead and couldn't get up, the empress had to say this earlier, why did she have to be beaten up like this.

At this time, the sun had set in the west, and Ren Baqian looked at the sunset, thinking of the running in the sunset...... And the youth that has finally passed.

"You're too slippery, and you're lazy. If someone else has this opportunity, they can't wait to practice hard every day, but you haven't even thought about it. If you don't suffer a little, you must be lazy.

In the future, you deal with things in the morning, practice boxing on a single day in the afternoon, and practice on a double day. The empress said with a straight face.

Hearing this, Ren Baqian knew that his good days were completely over.

......

Although he was beaten, but at night Ren Baqian really enjoyed a massage from another world, a middle-aged woman who didn't know what position was constantly patting him with ointment, turning away the bruises and cyan on his body, after two pillars of incense, she got up and left, Ren Baqian felt that she was all over, the tiredness and pain during the day almost disappeared, and every cell in her body was shouting a "cool" word.

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