Han Zhen still refused to give up, and continued: "King, you are also a generation of heroes, a manly husband is a big man, what's the point of worrying so much with a small female streamer." It's easy to kill her www.biquge.info, and it's wise to make her work for you willingly." ”

The shrimp king said coldly: "Little boy, I advise you not to talk in vain, even if you say that this matter will not be shaken by the sky." I also hope that you will cherish this rare opportunity, it will be long-winded for a long time, and I will change my mind, and even you will be killed. ”

Han Zhen felt a kind of despair that he had never felt before, he didn't know why this shrimp king was so prejudiced against the women in the shrimp world, it seemed that Xia Xuezhi would probably not be able to escape this death today.

Even so, he can't be ungrateful, she has always cared for her, she is affectionate and righteous, even if she dies, she must not be an accomplice.

He approached and patted King Prawn on the head with his hand, but King Prawn didn't understand what it meant, and looked at him blankly.

Han Zhen asked: "How about the king, I hit you on the head just now, the purpose is to provoke you, I won't kill Xia Xuezhi, you better kill the two of us together." ”

The shrimp king touched his head and said, "Little brother, you just patted my head lightly just now, where is this hitting me, aren't you just teasing me." ”

Han Zhen couldn't cry or laugh, looked around, picked up a water stone, approached it, and smashed it on the head of the shrimp king with a "pop". This smash really smashed its head, and it was dripping with blood for a while.

The other monsters were about to come forward and beat Han Zhen up, and the shrimp king waved his hand to let the demons retreat.

It covered its injured head and said to Han Zhen: "Little boy, everyone is a god and demon in the shrimp world, how can you bear to put such a heavy hand on me." ”

This was much unexpected by Han Zhen, originally he was determined to die this time, and he wanted to completely anger the shrimp queen and die with Xia Xuezhi. Who knew that this shrimp king didn't seem to want to kill him.

Xia Xuezhi persuaded Han Zhen: "Xianggong, don't provoke the king anymore, you just listen to it, kill me to save your own life." It doesn't matter if I die, it would be nice if I could let you live forever. ”

Han Zhen resolutely said: "No, the eldest husband is reckless, I will accompany you on the road today, and whoever wants to kill you will step on my corpse first." ”

Xia Xuezhi persuaded again and again: "Xianggong, why are you so stupid, I have only been a husband and wife with you for a few days, is it worth it for me!"

The shrimp king pulled Han Zhen aside at this time and persuaded: "Little boy, don't be fooled by this slut. I see that you are witty and intelligent, and I want to keep you with me. Okay, I won't be difficult for you, if you don't want to kill that slut surnamed Xia, I'll let someone else kill it, and you just don't see anything. ”

Han Zhen couldn't figure out why it was so kind to him.

Han really wanted to go out to protect Xia Xuezhi, but the shrimp king made a quick move, and immediately grabbed him in his hands, no matter how he struggled, he couldn't escape from it. Seeing that he couldn't get out of being restrained, Han Zhen scolded the king shrimp again, and the words he scolded became more and more ugly, and the king of shrimp didn't seem to hear it, and he didn't mean to be angry at all.

Han Zhen couldn't figure out why this shrimp king would endure him like this, and whether there was anything he could use to take advantage of.

Han Zhen scolded for a while and was tired, the shrimp king was going to kill the other monsters, and Xia Xuezhi's life was killed.

"King, you can forgive me for scolding you so much just now, why are you so harsh on Miss Xia? As a king, it is unfair for you to do this, whether it is a man or a woman, they are your people. Han Zhen asked puzzled.

The shrimp king said: "These banshees don't have a good thing, I used to pamper a beautiful banshee, she has always been obedient, and I treat her like a father." Who knew that she didn't get along with me for a long time before she fell in love with the crab essence next door, what is good about that little crab essence, that is, there are more rhetoric than me, and after transforming into a crab, it is just more powerful than my shrimp body. The slut ended up marrying the little crab. Because of this incident, sooner or later, there will be a bloody battle between our shrimp world and the crab world. ”

Han Zhen sounded funny, it turned out that not only people, but also between crabs and shrimps can compete for jealousy, love and resentment. The Chinese of these monsters can really be listened to as cross talk, and it actually says that it treats its girlfriend like its own father. In that case, it is not that it is not filial to its girlfriend, but that its "girlfriend father" has abandoned it.

The shrimp king said to Han Zhen: "I will tell you this long-sealed past when you are a brother." Instead of being happy and sad with me, you were there with a smile on your face. You should be overly sad, looking for death and life, I can't accept such a face like a peach blossom and a smile no matter what. ”

Han Zhen saw that it could say so many idioms at once, but it was inaccurate, it was obvious that it was very diligent and studious, but it didn't find a suitable way to learn, which led to the consequence of being greedy and chewing.

Han Zhen dared to quickly pick up its words and said, "King, in fact, you don't know, I was laughing on the surface just now, but in fact, my heart was extremely sad. I didn't expect that a strong man with such a heroic and extraordinary temperament as you would also be bullied by girls. ”

The shrimp king looked at Han Zhen with a suspicious look and said: "Little boy, I treat you as a confidant and friend, and I hate to see you late, and I feel old at first sight." But you make fun of me like a three-year-old child, this person is crying is crying, laughing is laughing, how can there be any smile on the surface, but crying in the heart. Just now after I told you what happened to you, I obviously saw you dancing with your hands and smiling with a knife hidden in your smile, and you also said that you were very sad in your heart, which is obviously impossible. ”

Han Zhen saw that it liked to use idioms very much when talking to him, but most of these idioms were not used correctly. This is like a person who has just learned to ride a bicycle, obviously not good at riding, but still has a great interest in showing off his riding skills.

Han Zhen sighed and said: "Big brother, big brother, why don't I think about you for a long time, the relationship between the two of us must be said to be stronger than Jin and touching." He simply learned from it and began to use idioms indiscriminately, thinking that even if he was dying, he would take this opportunity to make fun of it.

The shrimp king waved his hand to stop Han Zhen and said: "It's not good, little boy, I sound very awkward to me about your mortal words, some words may not be used very properly, I need to correct you." For example, what kind of love is stronger than Jin, this doesn't seem to mean that we are two brothers, it should describe the friendship between men and women. You'd better change the word. ”

Han Zhen couldn't help but laugh and immediately replied: "King, then the two of us will fly like wings and be embarrassed, do you think this is pleasing to your ears?"

The king of shrimp nodded and praised Han Zhen's literary talent, and he could cite so many different similar idioms at once. Han Zhen deliberately used the idiom to talk about things, and took aside the thing that King Prawn had just asked himself why he laughed at his tragic encounter.

I thought it would just forget about it, but it paused for a moment, and immediately mentioned it again: "I still can't get over the hurdle in my heart, I treat you as a good brother like your own son, just now you were so happy after you learned about my sadness, you are laughing at me, right?"

Han Zhen hurriedly said: "Don't be angry, don't be angry, you don't know, I have had a special type of reversal personality since I was a child, and I have facial paralysis of human nature, and every time I feel sad in my heart, my face is very happy." There's no way, I can't cure it by visiting famous doctors everywhere. Later, I thought that this disease was not a fatal disease, and I slowly became too lazy to treat it. ”

The shrimp king came up to Han Zhen and put his face closer to him, without saying a word, as if he was checking something. Han Zhen instinctively stepped back, wanting to stay away from it. It quickly caught Han Zhen close again.

Han Zhen asked tentatively, "What are you going to do, King, you stuck to me so close to me and reminded me of a dog I had before." The dog always brought his face close to me in order to show affection to me. ”

The shrimp king said: "Being close means that the dog likes you, and even a dog can be closer to you, so the big brother can't." The eldest brother is a shrimp, he is a dog, and we have no distinction between high and low. ”

Han Zhen nodded, smiled awkwardly, and wanted to scold this shrimp king around the bend, but who knew that it didn't understand what it meant at all.

The shrimp king suddenly bit Han Zhen's neck, and he instinctively dodged to the side and kicked it to the side.

He covered the wound on his neck and blamed the shrimp king: "Big brother, I really say that we are also good brothers who fly with wings, what kind of vampire zombie are you playing for me." It's simply inhuman, not even a beast. ”

The shrimp king sighed: "Originally, I was not even as good as a beast, we little fish and shrimp were very miserable before we became monsters, anyone can catch us and eat us." I dreamed a long time ago that I could become a cow, a sturdy beast like that, and I would see who would dare to catch me with a hook, and I would bite him with a fishing rod. ”

In its eyes, the cow is relatively large and probably the most powerful, so it wants to become a cow.

It explained to Han Zhen: "Brother, do you know why I bite you, because biting you is helping you heal." But I just tested it carefully, and you are very healthy, and you don't have any facial paralysis splitting and torsion. ”

Han Zhen couldn't help but laugh out loud again, he was already able to make up new words, if he couldn't remember it here, he would admit that he couldn't remember it, and he also made up a new set of new conditions.

King Prawn looked puzzled and said, "You...... What are you laughing at, have I done something wrong again?" Han Zhense said: "I didn't laugh, the smirk I just made was my heartfelt deranged facial paralysis attack. The disease may have been getting worse lately. I'm really sick, but your test is not accurate, and you don't have accurate scientific instruments, so you just use that kind of zombie bite method, how can you be 100% sure that I'm not sick. ”

The shrimp king sighed and said: "That's right, this world is big, and there are many incurable diseases, although I am not shallow, but it is inevitable that there will be times when I miss the test." Little boy, bear with me a little longer, let me bite your face, this time I don't believe that your condition can not be detected. ”

Han Zhen dodged to the side and said: "No, absolutely not, my facial paralytic conditioned reflex killing and mouth killing disease is very contagious, if you bite me, you will also get this disease." It's too embarrassing for you to be a great king, and to have this strange disease. Whenever this disease attacks, it bites the flesh and skin on its body, and when it is severe, it can bite itself until only the bones remain. The reason why I didn't get bitten to death by myself was because I ate a lot and grew fast. ”

Seeing Han Zhen's panicked expression, as if he still had a clear eye, the shrimp king still couldn't help but believe it a little, and after he circled around his body a few times, he immediately kept sighing, looking very disappointed.

It was sad for a while, and then said to Han Zhen: "Alas, my plan is all messed up, and it's all because of your paralyzing ocean storm convulsions. "When it came to it, the name of the disease was changed again.

Han Zhen also didn't understand, he had a disease, why was it so uncomfortable, this was obviously unreasonable.

He patted it on the back and said, "Don't be too sad, king, this disease will never be fatal, don't you see that I am not alive and well." We should face the disease positively and smile at the sun, moon and stars, the blue sky and the sea. ”

The shrimp king suddenly grabbed Han Zhen over, and said with a look of beating his chest: "It's a pity, it's a pity, such a good skin, it's sick, or ......."

Han Zhen couldn't help but be startled when he heard it say this, if he followed its words, the next thing should be to say: Otherwise, I can skin you and sell it for a good price.

He quickly dodged and dodged a little farther away. Xiujian immediately grabbed him and escorted him to the shrimp king.

The shrimp king patted Han Zhen on the shoulder and said, "Child, I originally wanted to recognize you as my godson." Who knows that it won't be able to do so now. ”

Han Zhen didn't understand, it recognized itself as a godson, and if it wanted to show its father's love, a large number of little demons there would all have to line up to call it Daddy.

It grabbed Han Zhen and continued, "Brother...... Uh, no, it's baby, do you know why I want to recognize you as my godson? Because you were born handsome, I want to have such a godson, I have more face in the sea realm, and more importantly, I can be angry with the slut who left me and went to find the crab. ”

Han Zhen breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that it was just like this, and he thought about it too viciously. But I thought that what it said just now should have something else hidden.

I only heard it talk about the skin: "Generally speaking, son, you have a lifespan of three hundred years at most, but I am different, I have cultivated for a long time, and I can reach the lifespan of a thousand years." After you die first, I can wear this beautiful skin of yours on my body, and then I will be a handsome boy. Originally, there was a rule in the sea realm that they were not allowed to wear demon skins to each other, even if they died, unless they were close relatives with the permission of the Dragon King. ”

Han Zhen understood, it turned out that this was the case, as long as he didn't die, he would be very safe. Thinking that it won't be long before he can escape from this deep sea, this question is not a concern. I just heard it talk about the dragon king, then this dragon king should be the supreme commander of the sea. I don't know what it looks like, if it's really like what it looks like in mythological TV.