Chapter 107: This Pill should be kept for pit people
"Since my brother has eaten it, let's accompany it, don't be afraid if your hair turns gray, anyway, just refine the pill and turn it back." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info "Liu Bang knew that this catastrophe could not be avoided, so he simply let it go.
The other two looked at each other, their minds buzzing, knowing that there was a pit in front of them, and they had to jump down.
"What are you hesitating about? Do you think you can dodge it? It's all sharp, hurry up and give me something to eat!" Li Bodhi grinned evilly, and the fist in his hand clenched loudly, good brothers should share weal and woe, whoever dares not to take this pill today, don't think about going down this Lingtai Fangcun Mountain.
In desperation, the three of them had no choice but to swallow the pill.
As soon as Lu Xuan's pill entered his stomach, blue and purple smoke came out of his head.
"Brother Bodhi, I have always admired you, from the time I first saw you, I was thinking in my heart, such a burly figure, chic appearance, dusty temperament, the man should have a chic and frank performance to the fullest, see your eyebrows, bright eyes and bright teeth, even my ugly heart has been purified, you are the man of men, the dragon of men, the god of dragons, the saint of gods, my admiration for you, like the Yellow River flooding, out of control....."
Lu Juan suddenly spoke, talking endlessly, all he said were sweet words, if he wanted to be more fleshy, he would be more fleshy, like a sycophant possessed, praising Li Bodhi to the sky.
After filming Li Bodhi, Lu Juan went to pat Fan Hao and Liu Bang's sycophants again, and his words were even more numb.
"Lu Xuan, what's wrong with you, why did you suddenly become so good at talking?" Liu Bang didn't care, and fully enjoyed the fun of sycophancy.
"I don't know, I can't stop, I can't stop!" Lu Wan shouted, and then began to slap his ass.
"Could it be that the effect of taking the pill is to keep slapping people's ass?" Li Bodhi was shocked in his heart, and boldly guessed that this was all the magical effect of the colorful pill.
"I don't want to be a sycophant! I hate people saying I'm a sycophant. Lu Wan wailed and covered her mouth tightly.
A stream of black gas erupted from Fan Xu's hot head on the top of his head, and Fan Xu, who had always been bold, suddenly had a frightened look in his eyes, and his body couldn't help but retreat.
"What's the matter with you? Why are you so scary?!There are ghosts! There are ghosts behind you!There are ghosts everywhere!It's terrifying! It's all ghosts!" Fan Xue was so frightened that his hair stood on end.
Li Bodhi's back was cold, and he couldn't help but look back, where were there any ghosts behind him, he knew in his heart that this was all an illusion that Fan Hao saw.
"Fat brother, what you see is all hallucinations! Don't believe it! That's the effect of the elixir, just close your eyes and you'll be fine!" Li Bodhi hurriedly shouted.
Fan Xu's face turned green with fright, and after listening to Li Bodhi's shout, he immediately closed his eyes, and his expression slowly calmed down.
Liu Bang looked at everyone's different reactions, he said with a sad face, "Brother, the eldest brother and you have no grievances in the long future, and there is no enmity in the near future, you won't harm me." ”
"Big brother, it's okay, if you have anything, I will protect you. Li Bodhi smiled bitterly, what is the matter with the elixir he refined, and why the effect is different after everyone has eaten it.
It turns out that this elixir varies from person to person, and everyone eats it, and the effect is different, for example, Li Bodhi is hair and eyebrows are white.
Lu Juan just saw people slapping flattery, and he couldn't stop if he wanted to.
Fan Hao is to see all kinds of terrifying ghost hallucinations.
What will happen when you get to Liu Bang?
After waiting for a while, Liu Bang didn't move at all.
"Hahaha.... It seems that I have my own natural appearance, I'm fine...."Liu Bang laughed, he picked up the wine gourd, poured a sip, and was frightened for a long time in vain, and now his mouth is dry, so he quickly drank a sip of wine to suppress the shock.
"Poof!" Liu Bang suddenly felt a strange smell in the wine gourd, and he squirted out all the wine in his mouthful.
"This wine is bad!" Liu Bang shouted, feeling disgusted and irritable in his heart, and he threw the wine gourd out of the distance.
Li Bodhi went over to pick it up and smelled it, the wine was very mellow and did not have any peculiar smell.
"Big brother, there's no problem with the wine, it seems that you have a problem. Li Bodhi frowned and said in a deep voice.
"Joke, I don't have any stupidity on my head, and I don't breathe fire, so I won't have any problems, or the wine is bad, forget it, I'll eat a piece of meat." Liu Bang picked up a chicken leg and was about to put it in his mouth, but the chicken leg suddenly emitted a strange smell, not to mention eating it, and it was uncomfortable to smell it.
"This chicken is also bad!" Liu Bang threw the chicken leg out of the distance in disgust.
Everyone came to the roast chicken, raised their noses and smelled it, the chicken was fragrant, and there was absolutely no peculiar smell.
Liu Bang took out the dry food again and wanted to eat two bites, but the dry food also had a peculiar smell.
No matter what he ate, there was a disgusting taste, wine, meat, dry food could not be eaten, fruit could not be eaten, only water could enter his mouth, and the rest of any grains, chickens, ducks and fish could not be eaten, and he was forced to open the grain.
This elixir seems to be playing a joke with everyone.
Lu Juan usually pretends to be a red-faced man, for fear that others will say that he is a young man, but now when he sees people, he is a sycophant.
Fan Hao boasted that he was full of guts, he was not afraid of the sky, the earth, he was afraid of ghosts, and now as long as he opened his eyes, the world was full of all kinds of eerie and terrifying demons and monsters.
Liu Bang likes to drink wine and eat meat the most, he is not happy without meat, he is addicted to alcohol, and now he can only forcibly open the valley, and he can't touch anything except water.
As for Li Bodhi, he always boasts about himself, and he is the face of this small group, but now his hair is like snow, and he looks at it coldly, he is a little old man.
This elixir turned out to be aimed at everyone's weakness, making a big joke, making the people who eat it worry about their hearts and lungs.
At this time, the iron eater was late, he arrived in the cave, slept for a while before coming out, as soon as he arrived at the top of the mountain, he saw the strange situation of everyone, and only after asking did he know that it was all the elixir refined by Li Bo, and the root of the trouble.
"My God, this is simply a heart-wrenching pill, fortunately, I saw the opportunity quickly and hid in advance, otherwise I would have to suffer from it. "Iron-eater was secretly glad that he saw the opportunity quickly at that time, otherwise he would have to suffer.
"This elixir is called the Seven Stars Heart-Worrying Pill, whoever eats it is unlucky, whoever eats it is worried, and it will be kept for the pit people in the future. Li Bodhi put away the rest of the pills, maybe it will be of great use in the future.
Back in the Taoist temple, Li Bodhi in the pharmacy, found some herbs, let Lu Juan shut up, let Fan Xue sleep peacefully, after such a toss, everyone was exhausted, the top of the mountain was a mess and did not clean up, so they went back to their rooms to rest.