Chapter 389: Domineering Couplet
The family officially started the New Year and ate a few pumpkin dishes with great interest.
After cleaning up the table, Ji Aojian recalled, "Last time we celebrated the New Year at home, we drew a lot of talismans. ”
Ji Qingsu immediately nodded, "Fourth sister, you are a missionary power, and you want to send us blessing holy relics." ”
The fourth sister took out some tambourine, spirit talismans, beads, and crosses, and said, "I have personally opened these lights, you can use them with confidence." ”
Ji Aojian looked at it and asked, "Isn't there a Demon Gate style holy relic?"
"Why not?" Ji Mengying took off the pumpkin head on the table and put it in his hand, "This Demon Gate Holy Relic is for you." ”
Ji Qingsu said again, "I still have to write a new couplet for the New Year, and the one on our door has not been changed." ”
"Well said, well said. Sister Heavenly Demon nodded, "Wait for me to write a Devil's Gate-style couplet, to ensure that it is domineering and unstoppable." Whether you want to be promoted or want to make a fortune, your dreams must come true. ”
Xiao Su happily spread out the paper and ink, and said, "Please let the fourth sister drop the ink treasure." ”
Ji Mengying picked up the pen and wrote the couplet first, and there were suddenly five more tall and strong characters on the red paper: Don't bully the poor boy.
"Sure enough, the momentum is extraordinary!" Ji Ao Jian praised when he landed, "As long as it is posted, you can feel that we have the aura of a king here from ten miles away." ”
Ji Qingsu urged, "Fourth sister, write down the couplet." ”
The fourth sister wrote five more big words: seeking wealth and danger.
Ji Aojian clapped his hands even more, "This link is even more amazing." This year we will definitely get a great wealth and a great creation. ”
My sister looked at it again and again, and said with some doubts, "Don't bully the young man to be poor." Wealth and danger are sought. The battle between the upper and lower links doesn't seem to be very neat, right?"
"Xiao Su, your idea is wrong. Ji Aojian said, "This couplet has a real meaning, partial and unpretentious, and it says the most important truth in the world so plainly and clearly, and the words point directly to the hearts of the people. It has reached the highest level of the elephant's invisibility and loud voice. A couplet like this is so deep and thorough that it doesn't need to be bound by the format of the battle at all. ”
"Oh. Ji Qingsu nodded, "Is that another horizontal batch?"
Ji Mengying picked up the pen and wrote four more big characters that were dripping with blood and dancing: Decisive killing!
"Good!" Ji Aojian cheered loudly. "This kind of momentum has gone up to the heavens and the earth, no one can stop it, it must be the first alliance of the Demon Gate throughout the ages!"
Xiao Jian's words are extremely reasonable. Sister Heavenly Demon smiled at him with rare satisfaction. "Post it. ”
Ji Qingsu covered his face. "Are you embarrassed to post this couplet?"
"Why can't you post it?" Ji Aojian said casually, "It's a big deal, I'll paste another layer of other couplets outside." ”
Xiao Su breathed a sigh of relief, "It's pretty much the same." ”
Ji Mengying immediately pulled down her face, "What do you mean by this, why do you want to paste another layer outside?"
"Fourth sister, your couplet is so domineering and leaking, don't say it's pasting a layer on it. Even if it is ten layers and hundreds of layers, the mighty momentum cannot be stopped. Ji Aojian said with a serious face. "Those laypeople, as long as they see the vulgar associations on the surface, only those of us who have received the true transmission of the demon gate can know the true meaning inside. ”
"My brother's words are very reasonable. Ji Qingsu hurriedly agreed, "The truth, as long as a few people know, it is enough." ”
"It's rare for me to be interested in writing such a domineering Spring Festival couplet, you still have so many scruples. The fourth sister sat back in the chair weakly, sighed and said, "If it goes on like this, when will my demon gate be able to flourish!"
Xiao Su persuaded, "Demon Gate Zhongxing, it's not an overnight thing, fourth sister, you should relax your heart and look forward." ”
"Forget it, today is a good day for the New Year, I won't worry about the two of you. Ji Mengying waved her hand, "Little sword, call your maid." ”
"What are you calling her for?"
"Didn't she just become a grandmaster?"
Ji Aojian remembered the last time he celebrated the New Year with the third sister, and the show of martial arts in the hall, he suddenly realized, "It turns out that the fourth sister, you have Yaxing, and you want to find someone to discuss martial arts." ”
"Who said that you want to talk about martial arts?" Ji Mengying glanced at him, "Now that there are three missing one, I am calling someone to come and play mahjong!"
“......”
When Tiandaoquan walked in, she saw a woman in black lying motionless on a high chair in the middle of the hall, although she only looked weak, but it gave her the feeling of looking up at the endless galaxy universe in the middle of the night, and she could never see the end.
In Dongying Kendo, the self-becoming gateway is "exempt", the supernatural transformation is "all transmission", and the sense of heaven and earth is "supreme". So, what should be called a realm that can integrate heaven and earth induction with its own martial arts?
After thinking about it for a while, Tiandao Spring decided to follow the rules of Middle-earth, and bowed respectfully, "Great Grandmaster." ”
Ji Mengying raised her eyelids, suddenly her eyes lit up, and she grabbed her hand, "Girl, I see that you have strange bones and talent, and you are the best successor to learn my magic skills, and now I have a life science that I am looking for ......."
The voice was interrupted suddenly, but it was Ji Qingsu who hurriedly covered the fourth sister's mouth, and said apologetically to the Dongying girl, "Miss Tiandao, my fourth sister is a little insane today, you shouldn't have heard those words just now." ”
What kind of flattery is this, even if our own family studies life sciences, you still openly teach it, and you are not afraid of being embarrassed?
Tian Dao Quan was puzzled and said, "What did the Great Grandmaster mean just now, it seems that he wants to teach me the Demon Gate Divine Skill?"
"The so-called magic skills of the Demon Gate are all cult martial arts that are sideways and sideways. Ji Aojian sighed, "You see, the reason why my fourth sister is a little delirious is because of the huge side effects of the Demon Gate Divine Skill cultivation, are you still interested?"
Heavenly Dao Quan's heart was cold, "The slave maid has dull qualifications, and she must not be suitable for cultivating the Demon Sect Divine Skill." ”
"If you don't learn, you won't learn. Ji Mengying struggled, and finally pushed her sister's hand away, took a breath, and regained her style as a great grandmaster. "I heard that you have been quite successful in gambling recently, so Miss Ben asked you to practice today. ”
"But by the orders of the Great Grandmaster. ”
Ji Mengying said lazily, "Xiao Su." Take out our golden mahjong. ”
Ji Aojian was stunned, golden mahjong? This kind of gambling equipment feels so valuable.
I saw my sister enter the house and take a black and dull sandalwood box, poured it on the table, and suddenly the golden light was shining, the hall was full of brilliance, and more than 100 mahjong tiles shaped like small gold bricks were piled up into a golden mountain.
"Alright. You each move a chair and sit down, Xiao Su and I are at home. ”
After Ji Aojian sat down, he asked very strangely. "Fourth sister, how did you think of making a deck of mahjong tiles out of gold?"
"Because there's so much gold that there's nowhere to spend it. Ji Mengying still replied weakly.
"Where did you get so much gold?"
"The gold mine has been mined. ”
Ji Aojian was stunned, "You have already opened the gold mine?"
"yes, I've also swept up the underground casinos in San Francisco. Now those guys are losing all their money. I had to dig for gold. ”
"Fourth sister, why did you start so quickly and didn't wait for me to come back?" Ji Aojian sighed, "If I don't get the national policy in Mexico City, won't you be passive here?"
"Hmph!" Ji Mengying rolled her eyes, "If you can't even do this little thing, what do you want to do with such a waste?"
Ji Qingsu said. "Brother, when you come back. Did you notice that there were a lot fewer people on the streets?"
"It's a lot less. Ji Aojian understood, "It turns out that they all went to pan for gold." ”
"Foreigners have finished Christmas, and after New Year's Day, the year has officially begun, just in time for them to hurry up and work. Ji Mengying said lazily, "Now that most of the white people in the city have gone to dig for gold, we just happened to have a relaxed New Year, wouldn't this be the best of both worlds?"
"It's the best of both worlds, really. Ji Aojian asked, "How much gold have you got now?"
"Every day there is a lot of money in the casino, and there is not much inventory. Ji Mengying replied nonchalantly, then took out a gold ring and asked, "Guess what this is, if it's right, I'll give it to you." ”
Ji Aojian glanced at it, "This is a bracelet." ”
"Wrong!" Ji Mengying showed a very disdainful look, "This is the ring." ”
"Hey, whose ring is that big?"
"Are you not convinced, anyway, there is so much gold that there is no place to spend it, what's wrong with making such a big ring?" Ji Mengying pushed the "ring" to Tiandaoquan's side, "Girl, this is for you." ”
Then, out of nowhere, she took out a big gold ring, "Guess what, what is this?"
"It's a belt. ”
"No! It's clearly just a bracelet. Ji Mengying shook her head, "It's really stupid, I can't guess it right." ”
Then he pushed the gold ring again, "Girl, this bracelet belongs to you." ”
Ji Ao's sword served, "You really have so much gold that you have nowhere to spend it." ”
"After playing mahjong today, you are the general manager of the casino in San Francisco. Ji Mengying pointed to the pure gold gambling equipment in front of him, and continued to say to Tiandaoquan, "Girl, this set of mahjong tiles will also be given to you as a congratulatory gift." ”
Ji Aojian asked, "Fourth sister, how do you play this mahjong?"
These mahjong tiles are all just cast from the same mold, and the whole body is very smooth, even if it is Ji Aojian, you can't see the difference from the back of the card.
"Don't worry, I won't bully you. Ji Mengying turned all the cards over, "You are all grandmasters, it's always okay to write down these more than 100 cards, give you ten minutes first." ”
After the card time passed, Ji Mengying turned all the cards into the back, "Okay, from now on, we will only play back cards." ”
Ji Qingsu said, "Fourth sister, if you shuffle the cards too quickly, the cards we remember will be messed up." ”
"It's okay, I'm sure I'll let you see it clearly when I shuffle the cards. ”
Ji Mengying knocked on the table with his knuckles, "Because we play back cards, everyone has to report what the card they are playing when they play cards, and they must report each card when they play cards." If someone else feels that a card has been reported incorrectly, they can immediately flop and check, with one point deducted for the person who remembered the wrong card and one point for the person checking the card. ”
"What if the card player is not mistaken?"
"That's the person who checks the cards deducts two points. ”
"Oh. Everyone nodded together in understanding.
"There are a total of 100 points per person, and if the points are deducted, they are completely lost. Ji Aojian looked at someone next to him, "If Xiaojian remembers the wrong card, ten points will be deducted." ”
Ji Aojian snorted coldly, "What if you're mistaken?"
"Deduct 100 points. Ji Mengying said nonchalantly, "Also, I won't check your cards." ”
What she meant was that if she remembered it wrong, she would lose it all.
"Whoever makes the bank, who shuffles, who throws the dice. Ji Mengying stretched out two slender jade hands and slowly shuffled the cards, "I'll do the banker first, and the banker will change people in turn for each plate, not even the banker." ”
After a short time, the cards were shuffled, and the Grand Master threw down two golden dice the size of a fist.
After the cards were opened, everyone's faces turned strange.
Ji Mengying sighed, "People are lucky, but there is no way, I will touch myself directly, Nine Lotus Treasure Lamp." ”
Everyone understands that as long as the guy in front of him shuffles the cards, he will definitely be able to make peace, no wonder today's rule is not to even the village.
The next game is Ji Aojian sitting in the village, he also tried to make arrangements when shuffling the cards, although the cards were barely Tianhe, but did not play any advanced card type.
When Ji Qingsu shuffled the cards, Tiandaoquan looked at her worriedly, "Miss Su, do you also plan to make peace with Tianhe?"
"You think too highly of me. Xiao Su smiled bitterly, "It's good if I don't mess up the bottom of the card, how can I have the ability to open the cards?"
Tiandaoquan nodded, secretly glad in his heart, there was finally an existence similar to his own mind, and he would not be pressed and beaten by the three families today. (To be continued......)
PS: Horizontal batches can also be "protagonist halos".