Chapter 8 Going Crazy
Cao Ping got up at six o'clock, many years of habit allowed him to maintain a very accurate biological clock, every morning to get up and tie the horse for two hours, it is already a habit that thunder can not be moved, not to mention that Uncle Wang has already gotten up to go to the vegetable market to wholesale fresh vegetables, fish and meat, how embarrassed he is to lie in bed, and he can't sleep. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Cao Ping stood in the yard, slowly moving his muscles and bones, it was early in the morning, and there were already many cars running on the street at six o'clock in the morning. Cao Ping felt a little strange, he usually stretched tendons to warm up, and soon he was hot, how could he not feel it at all today, he blinked suspiciously, his body fell forward, and he stretched out his hand to support his body, his waist was straight like a javelin, he did a hundred push-ups with one hand, and when the last one was last, he pushed his body back to standing with a slight effort.
He scratched his head strangely, why couldn't he warm up in this warm-up today? He shrugged his shoulders secretly, forget it, let's take a step in Zama. In fact, the daily Zama step is very little for him to improve his physical fitness, and he keeps the habit a little more, in order to improve the difficulty at home, he is holding a fifty-kilogram stone lock with both hands, and the conditions are limited here, so he will first prick it with his toes for two hours.
He took a deep breath, gathered his waist, gathered his fists at his waist, took a diagonal step forward with his left and right feet, and squatted down. He suddenly felt a cloud of gas boiling from the bottom of his lower abdomen like boiling water. He was so frightened that he quickly gathered his momentum and stood up straight, scratching his head in confusion, did he eat a bad stomach yesterday? Is this trying to? No, I just went to the toilet before going downstairs! I still have a fart to put out? No, how can I stand up and it will be gone? And my stomach didn't hurt just now? Cao Ping wondered a little, was it an illusion, he put on a posture and squatted down again, grunting! "Damn!" Cao Ping held on for two more seconds, the gas was simply boiling, he jumped up in fright, and quickly clamped his buttocks, he was afraid that a stream of thin water would suddenly pop out, he was wearing Wang Yuan's big pants, and besides, how embarrassing it is for an adult man to have fecal incontinence!
He didn't dare to prick it again, so he went upstairs to the toilet to clear his stomach again, but he didn't even break out after squatting for a long time. He had to run out again, washing his hands and wondering, "Am I sick?" but it doesn't hurt or itch, it just gurgles, and I don't know why. Cao Ping went to the balcony and touched the pants that Aunt Wang helped wash yesterday, and felt that they were almost dry, so he took them off and put them on, he decided to go downstairs and try again, this time he insisted on it a little longer, to see what was going on.
He went downstairs, settled down again, squatted down, and the gas boiled again, Cao Ping closed his eyes, hugged Yuan Shouyi, and felt it quietly. He found that the gas only rose and contracted according to a certain law, like breathing, and his body was not unwell, so he gradually relaxed.
He gradually felt that the boiling sensation was produced when the gas swelled, and with the breathing of the air mass, his body actually slowly adapted to the rhythm of the air mass, as if it was also shaking regularly, and his breathing gradually became consistent with the air mass. And this gas gradually grew in the constant expansion and contraction, as the air mass slowly grew, the boiling feeling became more and more intense, gradually, he felt that the lower abdomen slowly had a feeling of distension, he couldn't help but be a little worried, this way will not burst the stomach! But he found that as the rhythm of the body and the air mass remained consistent, he couldn't control the body to stand up, so he could only let the air mass gradually increase, as the lower abdomen rose more and more, he began to panic, just wanted to open his mouth to call for help, he suddenly heard "pop" With a sound, like the sound of uncorking a wine bottle, he only felt that the tail vertebrae seemed to be pierced with a small eye, like a balloon that had been opened, and the air mass had a vent, turning into a stream of air from the tail vertebrae along the spine all the way to the Tianling cover.
"Boom" Cao Ping felt like he had suddenly opened his eyes, although he knew that he was still closed, but he really saw a vivid and dazzling scene in his body, muscles, internal organs, fat, bones, meridians, and the magnificent blood vessels, his ears seemed to hear the continuous waves, the powerful beating of the heart was like the drum beat of the god of thunder, the lobes of the lungs were pumping oxygen from the air and transporting it to the whole body through the blood, and every part of the body was conscientiously performing its duties, working together to complete the common only wish-- Survival.
He saw the dantian, saw the air mass, saw the air current, and the heavenly spirit cover that rushed to it turned into rain and sprinkled down, seeping down to every corner of the body from top to bottom, every cell, Cao Ping felt that the cells in his body were like they had dried up for eighteen years, greedily absorbing the nutrients of the rain, and he felt a sense of comfort and satisfaction that he had never felt before. The air flow continued to rush up to the Tianling Gai, and then continued to turn into rain and sprinkle down, and he felt as if the cells in his body had undergone a baptism, all of them were refreshed, and it could even be said that they were reborn. He was now like soaking in warm water, he felt like a tree, his feet seemed to be stuck in the soil, he began to really understand what it meant to be calm, he now felt that even if the steamroller ran over him, his feet would never leave the ground, and anyone who hit him would bounce up instantly.
I don't know how long it took, the rain had penetrated his whole body, and the airflow had slowly weakened, and he began to slowly retract towards the dantian, Cao Ping slowly felt the airflow subside, and just when he was about to retract all the dantian, a lewd voice suddenly sounded in his ears: "Wow! Xiaoping, you laugh so ****!"
Cao Ping opened his eyes suddenly, and found that Wang Yuan's obscene face showed a lewd smile, almost pasted over, "I'll go!" Cao Ping blurted out, and was startled by Wang Yuan, suddenly, a violent colic came from his abdomen, Cao Ping covered his stomach and fell to the ground, just about to open his mouth to exhale pain, but involuntarily hiccuped, a hiccups, a colic, and a stimulating hiccup in the abdomen, just like that, Cao Ping couldn't get up with one burp after another.
Wang Yuan was also frightened when he saw Cao Ping lying on the ground holding his stomach and couldn't stand up, and said, "What's wrong with you? Xiaoping, are you scared? Are you okay?"
Cao Ping lay on the ground and snorted, unable to speak at all.
Cao Ping didn't expect that he only came out of the hospital last night, and in a blink of an eye, he came in again, still lying down. The doctor in the emergency department listened to Cao Ping with a stethoscope for a long time, pressed it on Cao Ping's stomach a few times, and said suspiciously: "Is this a fork in the air? But after pressing it in three places, it hurts, acute appendicitis? This position is also wrong? Otherwise, let's take a film first!"
A head nurse in his forties next to him said, "Doctor Meng, you should prescribe some painkillers first, this kid is sweating profusely!" Cao Ping looked over gratefully, it turned out to be the head nurse he saw last night.
As he was talking, the door of the emergency room was pushed open, and a huge bald head poked in, but it was a big cow's head, he looked inside, and shouted: "Aunt, Uncle Shikong is awake, come and see!" His eyes squinted, he saw Cao Ping, and said in surprise: "Huh, why are you?" He looked at it twice, and suddenly laughed and said, "Haha, you kid, why did you go crazy in practice?"
The head nurse shouted, "What are you talking nonsense? Get out of here!"
Niu Dazhuang came in instead, shouting and saying, "That's it! I have also gone mad before, that's it, I have lost my temper, my master helped me cure it, I know how to get it!"
When Dr. Meng saw Niu Dazhuang's size, he didn't dare to get angry, and asked the head nurse, "Nurse Chen, what is this?"
Nurse Chen hurriedly said, "Doctor Meng, I'm sorry, this is my nephew, he is not sensible, don't be like him!" Doctor Meng looked at Niu Dazhuang's nearly two-meter height and his thigh-thick arms, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he sighed. Nurse Chen turned her head and scolded: "Hurry up! The doctor is here to see a doctor! Don't talk nonsense here!"
Niu Dazhuang was not convinced, and said with a stalk: "I didn't talk nonsense! I don't believe you!" After speaking, he couldn't help but say, stepped in two steps, walked in front of Cao Ping, stretched out his hand and pressed it on his stomach a few times, and patted it on the back, Cao Ping only felt that Niu Dazhuang's hand exuded a hot air, softening the airflow that was stuck at the mouth of the dantian, and patting it away on the back, the airflow slowly seeped back into the dantian, and the stomach slowly stopped hurting. Cao Ping finally breathed a sigh of relief and sat up, Wang Yuan hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "How is it? Are you better?
Nurse Chen hurriedly stopped and said, "How can you drink ice water after burping for a long time? I'll get you some hot water to drink." As he spoke, he took a disposable cup to the water dispenser and brought it over with a cup of hot water. Cao Ping took it and thanked Nurse Chen with a smile, and Niu Dazhuang was still babbling on the side: "How about it? I didn't lie to anyone, right? I just said, I will! I practiced like this when I was a child, and my master cured me like this......
Nurse Chen looked at Dr. Meng a little embarrassed, and hurriedly said, "Da Zhuang, what did you say when you came in just now?" Niu Da Zhuang said: "Oh, it's that Uncle Shikong has woken up, and I'm here to call you to go and see him." Nurse Chen said, "Oh, that's okay, let's go quickly, let's go and see him, then Doctor Meng, you are busy first! After speaking, he hurriedly pushed Niu Dazhuang out of the emergency room.
Cao Ping also followed, caught up and said, "Head Nurse Chen, I'll go and have a look too!"
Nurse Chen said strangely, "Are you going too?"
Niu Dazhuang said: "Oh, aunt, isn't he the same young man who rescued Uncle Shikong yesterday?
Nurse Chen suddenly realized and said: "Oh yes, yes, yes, look at my memory, I have to meet thousands of people this day, and I don't know the blood you got yesterday, I really want to thank you, I saved Xiao Shikong's life!"
Cao Ping said a few polite words, and several people entered the elevator, went up to the 10th floor, came to the intensive care ward, and when they entered the ward, they saw the little monk Shikong sitting on the bed, with a slightly pale face, still with a quiet smile.