"You people are finally here! It's just that I don't know anything, I'm just the first day on the mountain, and I haven't had any contact with you, so why are you killing me?" the stone monkey didn't panic, but shook his head and asked. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Demon monkey, you don't have to bother talking, if you want to beg for mercy, save it. A burly man took two steps forward and raised his stick to strike.

The stone monkey raised his arm to meet the stick, and with a click, the stick broke in response, and the stone monkey punched the big man in the stomach with his backhand, and the big man covered his stomach, his feet were soft, and he knelt on the ground.

"I jumped out of the rock, my whole body was as hard as iron, and if I wanted to kill me, I would show some real skills. The stone monkey stretched his shoulder blades left and right, moved his body away, and suddenly hit his head against the big man's front door.

The big man screamed, the bridge of his nose was fractured, half of his teeth cracked and flew out, he rolled the whites of his eyes, and fell on his back to the sky.

"The demon monkey still dares to commit murder, you will die anyway today, I am not afraid to tell you, I killed you because the ancestor has the intention to accept you as an apprentice, what kind of thing are you? It's just a monster that pops out of a stone, what qualifications do you have to be an apprentice to his old man? You are a monster, you want to be the apprentice of the ancestor, dominate this Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, don't have this dream!"

The nominal disciples shouted, and each of them pounced on the guy with his hand.

"Hee-hee... Ha ha.... Even if I become a disciple of the patriarch, what I want is the ability to reach the sky, not such a spiritual mountain that can't be taken away, and only you mediocre people will move this kind of useless mind, hahaha... No wonder the patriarch doesn't look down on you, and even I despise you!"

The stone monkey was arrogant in his mouth, and his hands were also ruthless, with three punches and two feet, he knocked over three or four people one after another, everyone had broken bones and tendons, and they couldn't stop wailing on the ground.

"I don't think anyone would dare to come?!" the stone monkey snorted.

"This monkey is too hard to beat at all, what can I do?" These few fights were as fast as lightning, which frightened the nominal disciple's side.

On the side of the nominal disciples, there are basically no people who are really good at martial arts, they are all literati, and Lu Fang is already a master among them.

The so-called Xiucai rebellion, three years without success, is this reason, when it comes to ideas, these people are gossiping, one top ten, but when it comes to the real hands, there is no order, and ten are not as powerful as a stone monkey.

"A bunch of waste, this is panicking, what are you afraid of? Isn't he thick-skinned and stone-bodied? Okay, let's catch him and throw him into the mountain stream, and no matter how hard he is, he will be crushed into powder. Lu Fang roared angrily and commanded everyone to surround the stone monkey.

"Boy, it's not a loss, it's really poisonous, what's your name?" the stone monkey took a few steps back with a hippie smile, leaning against the locust tree behind him.

"The contemptible person is called Lu Fang, I'm not afraid that you will go to the king of Hades to complain, today I will lead everyone to ask for your life, you are just a demon monkey in the mountains, crude and despicable, the ancestor is merciful, and he has the world in his heart, how can he accept such a demon monkey as an apprentice like you, wouldn't that tarnish the reputation of his old man? If you are willing to go down the mountain obediently and swear not to come back, I will spare you today, in the end, I don't want to defile this beautiful and peaceful Lingtai Fangcun Mountain, but if you have to be delusional and have such a big dream of the Spring and Autumn Festival, today is the place where you are buried. ”

Lu Fang's face was upright, and his words were high-sounding, as if he was thinking about Li Bodi everywhere, without the slightest selfishness.

Not only was the stone monkey stunned, but even Li Bodhi, who had been monitoring here, was stunned.

"In the past, I really underestimated this Lu Fang, obviously you wanted to worship my door several times, but you were rejected, and now you are jealous of the stone monkey to win my favor, these words are really beautiful enough, this person is at least a hypocrite, not simple. ”

Li Bodhi sneered twice, even if what he wants to collect today is not a stone monkey, even if he changes someone, Lu Fang will not give up.

Inside the orb, the stone monkey squatted on the ground, holding his stomach, giggling, laughing back and forth, "Weird... The patriarch is merciful and has the world in his heart, of course, he doesn't care about the eyes of the world, the reputation of the elderly, how can you have a mouth, two skins up and down, and say that it is defiled, but I am afraid that someone has ulterior motives, and uses this as a rhetoric, what kind of dirty thoughts do you have in your heart, but you can't escape my eyes. ”

"Slander! This is Chi Guoguo's slander!" Lu Fang roared angrily.

"What did I slander you?" the stone monkey's eyes sparkled, locking Lu Fang's mind.

"You slander me and want to worship under the patriarch and occupy this Lingtai Fangcun Mountain!" Lu Fang can now fall into the stone monkey's dadang.

The stone monkey said that Lu Fang had dirty thoughts, but he didn't say anything specific, Lu Fang didn't admit himself, but let out all his thoughts.

"Hey.... Ha ha.... , I'll just say, most gentlemen are hypocritical, the more beautiful the words, the darker the heart in the stomach, Lu Fang, what else do you have to say?" The stone monkey laughed and scolded angrily, playing with Lu Fang in the palm of his hand.

"Don't listen to his incitement, I, Lu Fang, swear, I will never move that kind of mind, after dealing with the demon monkey, I will immediately pack some luggage and go down the mountain!" Lu Fang was forced into a corner, so he had to prove himself in the most extreme way.

The people around were embarrassed, most of these people were instigated by Lu Fang's words, of course, a small number of them were of the same mind as Lu Fang, but no matter what, these people were gathered by a consensus - the demon monkey must not become the disciple of the ancestor.

"Lu Fang is right, it is the top priority to solve the demon monkey first, and the rest will be talked about later!" someone shouted, which was regarded as saving Lu Fang.

"Yes, kill the demon monkey first, throw him into the mountain stream, and see how hard you are!" The group made up their minds and rushed up to the stone monkey.

"Hee-hee... If you want to catch me the Monkey King, you're still too tender. "The stone monkey has a somersault, flips on the locust tree, and climbs to a thick branch, the monkeys are all masters of tree climbing, not to mention the stone monkey is such a beautiful monkey king, that is the ancestor of tree climbing.

"This demon monkey can climb trees?" everyone below was stunned.

"He's a dead monkey, of course he can climb trees, have you ever seen a monkey that can't climb trees?" Lu Fang looked at the stunned expressions around him, feeling that he had been thrown into a pigsty, and all around him were stupid pigs.

"yes, he's a monkey, of course he can climb trees. Everyone was relieved, and then someone asked, "What now?"

Everyone was puzzled again.

"Take a stick and stab him down!" Lu Fangqi's green tendons burst out, and he jumped on the ground a few times, if it weren't for the blood and qi Fanggang, who was just the right age, he would have fainted to death in anger.

"Yes, take a stick and stab it!"

"I see, there is still this trick, Gao Ming!" The group of rice buckets picked up the sticks in their hands and stabbed the stone monkey together.

Everyone gathered under the tree, and before they could do anything, a stream of warm water suddenly sprinkled on the tree, which was foul and smelly.

"It's... What is this?" Someone dipped the drops of water on his face and put it in his mouth to taste, "It seems to be a little sweet." ”

"Hee-hee.... Ahahahaha..... This is the fairy urine that your Monkey King's grandfather has saved for a day, haven't you tasted it, come on, let's get wet with rain and dew, and no one can run!" The stone monkey stood in the treetops, crossed his waist, trickling, squirting out from his crotch, like spring breeze jade dew, sprinkled to everyone.

"It's urine! This monkey head actually peed on our heads! It's insulting to Sven! What kind of system is it?!" Everyone hugged their heads and ran away.

"Hee-hee.... Hahaha... It's okay, come again, Grandpa Monkey King still has it here!"

The stone monkey warmed the urine and retreated from the enemy, and couldn't help but feel proud in his heart, this soaking urine was also comfortable, and he urinated for a long time before he shivered and tied the banana leaves around his waist.