Chapter 181: Doing a Stupid Thing
"Don't talk nonsense, that Sen Luo Yin Si has no reason for it, and it actually made you cowardly. Yiyun said with a dark face.
"That's the Senluo Temple!, the giant organization of the Demon Realm, the law enforcement organization directly under Hell!" Wandering wailed. "Are you afraid of being an armed policeman?"
"It's not that strict, is it?" said Yiyun with a frown. "And I'm human, and why me? Why are you looking for me? Who did I provoke!"
"Because you're a youkai clerk!" roared. "Why are we only allowed to collect youkai and we don't deal with you?"
Yiyun didn't want to squirt back. "If you don't eat people, we'll be idle and find you something? If you quarrel again, it's a complaint, give me enough to stop!"
Wandering paused, and spread his hands. "In short, the Sen Luo Hall is similar to a monster clerk, because you have really collected a lot of monsters recently, and it seems that you have attracted their attention. ”
Yiyun pointed to his body, puzzled. "Then what does this mean? Judging by your reaction, the so-called Sen Luo Yin Four Absolute should be very powerful, right? Why don't you just come to me?"
Drifting sneered when he heard this, he said. "Stupid humans, this time it's all the Yin Four Absolute Dispatch, do you think they will go to great lengths for you? I guess you're just doing it by the way. ”
As he spoke, he carefully carried out Yiyun's literacy.
Senluo Hall is a veritable law enforcement organization, and Yiyun understands that they are law enforcement for foreign races, and there are thousands of law enforcers in its hall, all of whom have cultivated to obtain, and the best of them is the four uniques of Senluo Palace.
Of course, where there is yin there is yang.
If the Yin Four Absolute can only be regarded as the best, then the Yang Four Absolute of the Senluo Hall is the real top combat power, and the Yin and Yang Four Absolute constitute the superstructure of the Senluo Palace, representing the entire Senluo Palace.
According to the speculation of the exile, the plan of Yin Sijue's operation is not small, which can be seen just by looking at the information bag.
"They want to ruin the world? This is a big joke, isn't it? How is it possible?" Yiyun sneered when he heard this.
"It's impossible to destroy the world. But it was more than enough to ruin the city. Liuli said solemnly. "If the elite of the Senluo Hall is exhausted, it will be too simple. ”
"The point is that they didn't do their best. Yiyun squinted, he faintly grasped the key point of this matter. "Otherwise, I and the city would have perished. ”
"Four cannot be defeated, neither yin nor yang. Exile said solemnly.
"I didn't want to beat them, I just did my job. Yiyun said coldly. "I'm a monster clerk, and whoever wants to harm the cities I guard, I'll destroy them. ”
Liuli listened for a moment, and then wondered. "You're not afraid of death?"
Yiyun smiled.
"Afraid, why not afraid? But to live in the end is also a death, rather than this. Wouldn't it be better to die in style?"
"Oh, it's too good to be chic. Wandering smiled, yawned and walked to the living room, without looking back.
"Then let's be chic too. ”
"Then obey the party's commands, mortals. Yiyun sneered, clutching his shriveled stomach and milking his voice. "How about a bowl of noodles first?"
Exile "...."
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Walking down the rugged mountain road, Yiyun walked awkwardly, and at the same time looked at his colorful clothes, there were no children's clothes in his room for the time being, and said dissatisfied. "This is the 'most popular goth Lori Shotai super invincible rumble outfit' that you transformed with mana?"
His doubts were not unreasonable, first of all, there was a big killing word printed on the front of this dress. The clothes are painted scarlet all over the place, and there is a bloody eyeball pattern on the back.
The most difficult thing for him to complain about is the pants - obviously there are two sleeves tied at the waist of the pants, and the two trouser legs are inseparable together, at a glance this is simply a dress, okay?
Is it really okay to wear such an off-the-beaten-style outfit that looks like a murder scene? It's obviously Godzilla style, okay?
"Of course. "Drift triumphantly. "Don't be fooled by the gorgeous pattern on the outside, the connotation of this dress is quite subtle. ”
"No, the connotation is already clear... It's so subtle that people want to call the police at a glance. Yiyun said with a dark face.
The two of them spoke, and then came to a busy noodle stall.
Drift looked. Said with a frown. "Come here, don't you go to a regular hotel?"
"What kind of era are you? Yiyun picked a seat familiarly. Beckoned to him.
"Sit here, far from the road, no dust. ”
"What era are you? I woke up early in the morning and ate noodles. An awkward napkin wiped the stool and sat down next to him.
"You know a yarn. Yiyun scoffed. "How can the sad race, still in the tribal culture, understand the way of life of our Union people?"
Wandering shook his head and sighed. "Do you have a disease that would have died without a meme?"
But the exile also felt that something was wrong.
According to Yiyun, the time in this city is disrupted by the four yin and the four absolute clouds, and what ordinary people are facing now is not getting up early to go to work or anything else, but panic. Along the way, the alarm bells that always ring around and the police cars that shuttle through the streets also explain this, so why.
Why is this stall still so prosperous?
"Because the boss is a good guy. Yiyun said, then beckoned his little hand and said sweetly. "Boss, two noodles. ”
"Yo, is it Yiyun? You've become smaller too?" The boss was a heroic Hebei man, with a greasy apron tied to his five big and three thick figures, he wiped his sweat and recognized this regular customer with a smile.
Yiyun was also smiling, smiling sincerely.
"Or is it the same as before? two portions of wide noodles, no coriander and more chili?" the boss asked, holding the ledger, and then he looked at Liuli and smiled.
"Yo, this little brother knows at a glance that he is a rich kid. ”
Drift smiled very restrainedly. Of course, seeing that he was not very interested in chatting, the boss was very knowledgeable and greeted Yiyun a few times, and turned to receive the new guests.
"The boss is very good, he was a soldier, and he broke his leg when he was crushed by a three-meter-high nearly tonnage of equipment during the mission. Yiyun looked at the busy figure of the man and said lightly. "I felt that it was also a burden to do idle work in the army, so I received a 100,000 yuan pension to do this. ”
"Obviously a fireman, but in the pouring rain, he rescued at least 20 people who called for help. ”
"Obviously, the 100,000 yuan is my own livelihood guarantee, but I still donate it to the children in the disaster area without hesitation. ”
"He's a smart man, but he's done a stupid thing. ”
"Of course, one thing hasn't changed. Yiyun held a paper cup and drank hot water, and said. "The boss was a good guy from start to finish. ”
Drifting was silent, and he drank water. (To be continued......)