Han Zhen couldn't help but say: "Brother Zhi, you said that you are also beautiful, can we not do such a scary thing, the act of swallowing the water repellent pill and then spitting it out is still lingering in my nightmare until this time." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info you will soon come up with a new trick. ”

Xia Xuezhi's face showed some displeasure, and she said to Han Zhen: "Hmph, I know, don't you just dislike me from your mortal eyes." ”

Han Zhen replied: "This has nothing to do with whether you are mortal or not, the main thing is that you look as charming as a fairy, but sometimes your actions are as bold as some vegetable aunts, this contrast is really too great." ”

Xia Xuezhi put the bloody squid in front of Han Zhen and asked him to stop talking nonsense and eat it first.

Han Zhen felt that the shoulder that she had twisted at this time was still a little painful, as if it was twisted somewhere, and it was not good to directly go against her will, so he took the squid over and said in a roundabout way that he wanted to play a trick with her.

Xia Xuezhi was curious, this Han Zhen didn't have any spells at all, where did the tricks come from, so she nodded and agreed, and looked straight at it.

Han Zhen took the squid in his hand, tried his best to restrain the fishy smell, and said to Xia Xuezhi: "Miss Xia, you have seen everything like a famous demon in the world, but you must have never watched the Spring Festival Gala, and many of the magic tricks in the Spring Festival Gala need people to cooperate." How about you perform with me now?"

Xia Xuezhi was a little curious and asked, "Okay." But what do you mean by Spring Festival Gala, I think it seems to have something to do with me, Spring Festival Gala, spring is late, isn't that summer, my surname is Xia, Han Gongzi, you are so smart, good or bad!"

Han Zhen saw that she could think like this, she was simply self-inflicted to a certain level, and she didn't bother to explain it to her.

He continued the topic just now and said, "Miss Xia, our magic trick requires you to close your eyes first. Xia Xuezhi did so, and Han Zhen saw that she was very obedient to listen to her words, so she immediately said, "Then open your mouth again." ”

Xia Xuezhi secretly opened her eyes at this time and said, "Master Han, you are not allowed to kiss me forcibly, you must tell me in advance in advance......

Han Zhen nodded in agreement, thinking that your self-inflicted fault was already terminally ill. Think so well of all the conspiracies and plots in the world.

Han Zhen patted her on the shoulder and said, "Xia Bao, this is your fault, we have to follow the rules, I said to let you open your mouth, but you ......" Xia Xuezhi immediately opened her mouth and closed her eyes as he said.

Han Zhen found an opportunity and stuffed the squid in his hand into Xia Xuezhi's mouth at once, Xia Xuezhi opened her eyes and wanted to vomit in a hurry. Han Zhen pushed hard again, and the squid was accidentally swallowed by her.

Xia Xuezhi was defenseless, she didn't expect Han Zhen to make this move, even if she was used to eating seafood, it was extremely uncomfortable to be choked like this suddenly, and she coughed again and again, and her face was full of painful expressions.

Xia Xuezhi slowed down a little, pointed at Han Zhen, and said angrily: "You...... The surname Han is too much, are you trying to kill me? Don't think that I like you, love you and spoil you, you can be presumptuous, and make me sad from time to time. ”

Han Zhen knew that she must have used the word "heartache" wrongly, but in fact, she originally meant that she wanted to say that she made her angry from time to time and made her grit her teeth and hate.

Han Zhen pretended to be relaxed and said, "Alas, Xia Bao, how are you ...... How can you say that. Originally, I was just joking to you, but I didn't expect you to be so unbearable, and you would be angry with such a small game, it's really boring, and I'll never play with you again. ”

Xia Xuezhi was a little embarrassed when he bit back like this, and she poured a glass of water to the side and swallowed it, only then did she feel a little more comfortable.

She fixed her face and said guiltily: "Master Han, it's not that my sister can't afford to play with you, in fact, when it comes to jokes, I also like it very much, but the squid just now is bigger, and you are too sudden, which really makes me very uncomfortable." Besides, this squid was originally for you to eat, and I don't feel very comfortable watching you hungry. ”

Han Zhen said: "It doesn't matter, as long as you know that you are wrong, I will forgive you regardless of the villain." It's good to see that you admit your mistakes, and there are better tricks waiting for you in the future. There were a lot of magic tricks in our time, such as changing people and the like, all of which were wonderful. In this deep sea, there are more items, you can catch a half-dead shark or a blue whale for me, and I can help you turn them away. ”

Xia Xuezhi knew Han Zhen's path because of the squid, and shook her head again and again: "Han Gongzi, I'm afraid this is not very good, those sharks or something, even if I am a monster, I can't swallow it, unless I am a python monster." ”

Han Zhen heard her say that python monsters could swallow sharks, and suddenly he had an inexplicable sense of fear.

He said to her: "I have known for a long time that you have nothing good in the sea, and there is something that can swallow sharks alive, it is disgusting to think about it, forget it, I will not stay, send me back to land." ”

Xia Xuezhi comforted: "Master Han, I just said casually, that python dragon is not so easy to appear, and our chance of seeing it in the sea is as small as the chance of you mortals seeing a dragon on land." ”

Han Zhen changed his attitude and said: "Sister Xia, no matter what, because there is a python dragon in this sea, I can't bear to leave you here, why don't we go to the land together, even if there is an evil dragon there, we humans can unite to defeat it, unlike these creatures in the sea, each respects each other, enemies of each other, and the weak eat the strong." ”

When Han Zhen said these words, he felt that his stomach was growling with hunger again, and if he didn't eat anything at this time, he was afraid that he would faint from hunger, and after fainting, who knew what Xia Xuezhi would feed into his mouth. The only thing you can eat raw in this sea is kelp. immediately told Xia Xuezhi that she wanted to eat kelp.

Xia Xuezhi said that it is very common for many things to be there, as many as she wants, she left this water mansion alone and went outside to help Han Zhen find the sea to bring it back.

The rockery not far away turned out to be a stone gate, which was opened after Xia Xuezhi passed, Han Zhen looked very magical, and felt like he had come to the Dragon Palace in Journey to the West. It's a pity that he doesn't have the ability of Sun Wukong, and he doesn't have the three good apprentices of Tang Sanzang. Strictly speaking, like Tang Seng, he was caught here, and Tang Seng can wait for Wukong to come to the rescue, he is different, there is no one around him who can help, only relying on his only little cleverness, slowly thinking of a way to escape.

After a while, Xia Xuezhi came back and brought back a lot of kelp, but she walked with a little limp.

Han Zhen took a few steps over and helped her over, and hurriedly asked her what was wrong. Xia Xuezhi said: "I met our king, and I was beaten by him just now. ”

Han Zhen said curiously: "You still have the king, it should belong to the king of shrimp, this bastard has nothing to do with you, why does his hand owe so much, is he male or female?"

Xia Xuezhi said: "The shrimp king has already taken the form of an adult, and he should be classified according to people, he is a man." He has a bad temper, and when he sees us shrimp people, he is about to start beating us if he doesn't say a word. ”

Han Zhen continued to ask, "Then why did this old bastard quarrel with you?" How can he even beat women, hasn't he heard of what it means to pity fragrant and cherish jade!"

Xia Xuezhi replied: "Actually, it's not a big deal, he told me that if he has time, he will go to the land to help him catch twenty or thirty women back, he has no one to eat in the past few days......"

Han Zhen was taken aback and said angrily: "This bastard really eats people, then he won't come in and treat me as a snack." Rather than this, it is better to be eaten by you!"

Xia Xuezhi looked at Han Zhen's angry and unbearable appearance, and persuaded: "Demons eat people, people kill demons, this is a normal thing, there is nothing inappropriate." It's just that I don't eat it, in fact, seeing you so handsome, I used to have an appetite, but where can I be willing to eat. ”

Han Zhen thought that she was like a good-looking pomegranate in her eyes, which could be viewed there, and it would taste sweet when she ate it. Normally, after a long time, I get tired of looking at it, and maybe one day I can't help but eat this pomegranate.

Han Zhen knew that he had come to this deep sea, and this time he would probably be unable to escape death, so he became even more bold and said to her: "Miss Xia, do you hate this bastard shrimp king?"

Xia Xuezhi secretly looked outside and said: "Of course I hate, but I just secretly hate it in my heart, he kills demons and kills people without blinking." ”

Han Zhen said: "Don't grow other people's ambition here, kill your own prestige, isn't it just killing people without blinking, I can also not blink, but it hurts my eyes if I don't blink, so I still like to blink when I'm fine, pretending to be cool and boring, and there are no cameras here." ”

Xia Xuezhi got closer to Han Zhen, accidentally put her hair on his face, and said warmly: "Master Han, I suddenly feel so happy." Although you look like the weak and the strong, weak and boneless, I didn't expect you to be so backbone, and you are not afraid of the king shrimp at all. She originally wanted to say that Han Zhen was relatively thin, but at this moment she accidentally used these two funny idioms to distort him.

Han Zhen simply straightened her hair closer and asked, "It's strange, your hair is black and shiny, how did you take care of it so well, is it true or fake, does this monster also have hair?"

Xia Xuezhi said: "I have already transformed into a human form, of course this body is real, what is there to doubt about this." ”

Han Zhen went on to talk about the king shrimp: "Miss Xia, we can make a deal, I'll help you get rid of the king shrimp, you let me go back to the land, if you really can't bear me, then come with me to the land." ”

Xia Xuezhi pinched Han Zhen's chin and said, "Beauty, I know that you are very courageous, and I gradually admire you, but the shrimp king can't be killed if he wants to, so we won't mention it." ”

Han Zhen shook his body and pushed Xia Xuezhi away, he had already corrected her pinch of her chin and called a beauty, and it was useless to repeat it at this time, so she could only avoid her farther away.