Chapter 16: Encounters with Pirates
Wan Idiot hesitated a little, looked at the dozens of soldiers following behind him, and did not speak. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Han Zhen leaned into his ear and whispered, "If you dare to say that you leave the team by yourself and go first, without my hands, these soldiers will definitely stab you into lamb skewers." ”
Wan Idiot was in a hurry, and hurriedly said to Han Zhen: "I...... I'm willing to turn into a butterfly!"
"Who told you to turn into a butterfly, can you turn into a butterfly like you? At most, it's just a grasshopper that jumps for a while!" Han Zhen said, grabbing his ear.
Wan Idiot wiped the sweat on his head, thinking that he wanted to stay anyway, it was better to say something tragic and heroic to arouse everyone's favor, so he said: "I mean, although the old man has been with the general for a short time, he will also be like Vice General Qianhui, the general will give birth to me, and the general will die and I will die." ”
Han Zhen also said: "I'm the same as everyone else, what about the soldiers in the back?"
Dozens of soldiers shouted in unison: "Swear to live and die with the general!"
In order to facilitate travel, Qianhui went to the silk village to buy some new clothes for everyone to replace military uniforms. Everyone discussed the roadmap for returning to the imperial court, and prepared to leave the market and take the waterway first.
Everyone introduced their origins and names to each other, and everyone had to share the weal and woe at this time.
A group of people went to the dock to get on a big ship, and after Qianhui rewarded the boatman, everyone took a good seat in the cabin, and they fought hard along the way, and finally could rest at this time.
The wind was calm on the water, and after three or four days the boat finally joined the sea from a tributary. It was noon on this day, and Han Zhen came out of the ship alone, looking at the endless blue sea, feeling a little comfortable.
Wan Zhi followed behind him, and when he saw that there was no one around, he said: "Master Han, with all due respect, I have actually always felt that there is a trace of demonic energy around here, is this demonic qi coming from you?"
Han Zhen thought about it and said: "It's also possible, after all, I have been a monster, maybe your wooden fish didn't knock loudly enough before, and I wasn't so completely when I turned back into a human, it's normal to have a little demonic aura." ”
Wan Idiot nodded, feeling that what he said seemed to make sense.
The ship traveled for another half day, and when it reached the deep sea, the shipwreck gathered all the people to the deck, not knowing what to say.
The boss of the boat was a man in his thirties, with a long face full of flesh and a beard and cheeks.
Wan Idiot whispered to Han Zhen: "I think it is born from my heart, this ship boss must not be a good person." ”
Sure enough, when everyone gathered, they fainted one by one before they understood what was going on.
The boat boss had already drugged everyone's food, and followed his dozen boatmen to tie everyone up.
From Yao Ting to Han Zhen, several of them were also defenseless.
I don't know how long later, the boss of the ship ordered someone to splash cold water to wake everyone up, and shouted to everyone: "That's right, I am the one who took away the black ship, also called a pirate, if you want to save your life, you can exchange the silver on your body!"
A boatman first searched an old woman up and down, and only found one or two pieces of silver for half a day, and without saying a word, he grabbed her and threw her into the sea.
The son of the old woman next to him cried out, "Please save my mother, I have money here!"
The boatman found a dozen taels of silver on this son, but it was still too little, and he threw him into the sea in three or two strokes.
Then they searched the bodies of a dozen more people in turn, and then threw them all into the sea. It wasn't until it was the turn of a gorgeously dressed outsider that he found a few hundred taels of silver tickets on him before he stopped.
The outsider moved his bloated body forward, blocked a few beautiful wives and concubines behind him, and said: "Hero, hero, if you spare us, I will pay you another ransom of 1,000 taels after the ship docks!"
The boat boss nodded, and ordered someone to scavenge the soldiers accompanying Yao Ting one by one and throw them into the sea.
Yao Ting's eyes erupted with fire, glaring at him angrily, secretly trying to break the rope tied to his body, but because the effect of the medicine had not yet passed, he couldn't use any strength at this time.
The boatman searched for a few hundred taels of silver tickets from Qianhui, and the bandits cheered again.
Qian Hui glanced at the elder of the boat and said, "As long as you let a few of us land safely, we will hand you another ransom of two thousand taels of silver tickets." ”
Wan Idiot sighed for a while, and said to Han Zhen: "It's a pity that none of these pirates are monsters, otherwise I will definitely ......"
At this time, the boss of the boat pointed to the clerk and said: "Old rich man, no, a thousand taels of silver tickets can't save your whole family, I can only stay on this boat, as the so-called high price gets, people are now paying two thousand taels, what about you?"
"I'll give you three thousand taels!" said without hesitation.
Qianhui immediately replied: "I'll give four thousand taels!"
"I'll give you eight thousand taels!" the outsider gritted his teeth.
Han Zhen secretly scolded him for being stupid, is there such a bargain, showing off his wealth and showing off his wealth elsewhere.
Qianhui secretly glanced at Yao Ting, and shouted tentatively, "Ten thousand taels." ”
The expression on the face of the member was very painful, obviously he couldn't take out any more silver, and gritted his teeth and said: "I will also give 10,000 taels, plus my ancestral house in Luoyang will also be given to you." ”
The boat boss laughed: "Also, even your wives and concubines are mine!"
At this time, the boatman searched Han Zhen's body for a while, and searched out the golden wooden fish on his body.
"Haha, we like gold, and it's a big deal!"
The captain looked at Han Zhen and asked him, "If you answer the question honestly, I can spare your life." Let me ask you, is your family in the gold shop business?"
Han Zhen nodded, and made a helpless expression: "Boss, you are really clever, and you can guess the details at once." However, my father told me that the two stone lions at the gate of my yard must not be known to others. ”
The ship's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Where do you live? As long as what you say is true, those gold artifacts in your house will definitely save your life." ”
Han Zhen pretended to be as stupid as possible, but he was thinking about how to get out.
He moved forward a little and said to the old man: "Hero, I can give you all the gold artifacts in my house." ”
The boat boss was proud, but he was still a little skeptical, so he asked, "Then what's embarrassing, even if you agree, your father won't agree." ”
Han Zhen's face was innocent: "My father is over ninety years old this year, and he is confused about doing things, and he has married the wife of the eighth aunt at home, but he doesn't know how to get me a daughter-in-law to play with." ”
The boat boss touched his head: "Silly boy, why are you in a hurry, it's because you haven't reached the age of marrying a wife and having children." ”
Han Zhen shook his head and said: "That's not the case, Dad said that there are no heroes in Gentle Township, only some scum will be raised, he would rather be a scum than make me a scum." ”
Qian Hui looked at Han Zhen and whispered to Yao Ting: "Look at this kid's tail wagging and begging for mercy, it's really disgusting! I really regret not killing him in the first place." ”
Yao Ting saw that this was Han Zhen's strategy, and signaled Qianhui not to talk nonsense, and slowly waited for the opportunity.
The boat boss doesn't like to listen to Han Zhen's nonsense, he just wants to deceive the specific address of his home.
Han Zhen continued to make nonsense: "So in our area, as long as it is a girl I like, my father will immediately take someone over and marry her, saying that he can't let these fox spirits harm me." This makes me angry, I've always been a person who doesn't love money, and my only hobby is beautiful women. Today I want to lose all the gold my father has saved for him, and it is better to give it away, and then he will have no money to rob me of his wife again. ”
The captain patted him and said, "Boy, as long as you obediently send all the gold to my uncle, I will definitely give you a beautiful little lady." ”
Han Zhen deliberately pretended to look at Yao Ting with bad intentions, and begged the boat boss: "Hero, why don't I recognize you as my father-in-law, as long as you can fulfill one of my son's wishes today, my old immortal father's gold will be all yours." ”
The boat boss's eyes flashed, and he probably knew what he meant, so he glanced at Yao Ting and said, "Good son, do you mean that you like that girl?" Then we won't kill her, nor rob her, as long as you honestly hand over all the gold in your house to us, she will be yours." ”
Han Zhen pretended to giggle for a while, and cheered: "Great, I finally have a wife! But father-in-law, you also know that we came together, I begged her several times before to let her marry me, but she didn't agree, I want to get her over to play with me now, anyway, she is a woman, and I am alone, there are so many of you that we can't escape." ”
The boatman on the side found a wooden fish on the body of the idiot monk, and he couldn't help but be a little disappointed.
The idiot monk was so anxious that he couldn't get the other party to return the wooden fish after all the good words.
When the boatman saw that the wooden fish was useless, he was about to throw it into the sea.
Han Zhen stopped: "This big brother is slow! This wooden fish is actually a tool for divination, this master's hexagram is quite effective, why don't you ask him to calculate it for you." ”
The boat boss asked Han Zhen: "Aren't you going to play with that sister, my father-in-law loves you, if you want to go, I will definitely agree." ”
"But I don't know if this sister's eight characters are auspicious, I have to let this master help me calculate it first. In case this sister is a coward, it will be very bad if she kills me alive. Han Zhen said.
The idiot monk was very cooperative, and moved over and pretended to look at Han Zhen's face.
The boatman threw the wooden fish in front of him, he touched the wooden fish twice with his head, glanced at Yao Ting, and said to Han Zhen: "Little donor, congratulations! You and that female donor are destined in the previous life, not only in this life, but also in the next life." ”
Han Zhen couldn't help but feel funny in his heart, this monk looked very stupid, but in fact, he was full of ghost ideas. Looking at the wooden fish on the ground, he thought that it was this beloved thing that inspired his IQ.