"Greater China is a vast land, and there must be a lot of people who can kill pigs! How can we be willing to be silent! We must not forget that a sturdy fat pig died under the knife, practicing pig killing skills day and night, and today is a good time to officially display the top pig killing technology in Greater China. ......" the host chattered on the podium, shouting impassionedly. Taking advantage of this opportunity, the staff removed the dead pig, wiped the floor clean, and then hoisted in a live pig.

A man in his fifties wearing a cotton hat, shirtless, a cotton jacket, and a pair of blue cotton pants stood up and limped onto the rostrum. "It takes so much effort to kill a pig! Look at my leg, when I was a child, I was bitten by a pig when I watched people kill pigs, and I was lame for the rest of my life. From that time on, I swore that I would live for the sake of killing pigs all my life, and that as long as I lived for one day, I would kill pigs for one day!" After saying that, he untied a large knife from his back, more than a meter long, with a thick back and a sharp blade, not much smaller than the guillotine.

"I can't do somersaults, I can't kill pigs. I'll enter through the door!" said the old man, pushing open the door and entering the enclosure. The staff picked up a bucket of water from outside and splashed the pig awake.

The pig rolled over, looked at the old man beside him, shook off the water on his body, hummed, and pounced.

The old man took off his padded jacket and stood upright, holding the knife in both hands, and the green tendons on his arms were bursting up. When the pig approached the old man, like a jackal, he rose to his feet and tried to pounce on the old man. The old man shouted: "Open!"

With a click, the long knife slashed open the pig's head, and it didn't stop until the pig's neck prescription stopped, and it got stuck there. The pig was a dead fart. The old man lifted the knife up, kicked the limp corpse of the pig aside, then withdrew the knife, shook off the blood on the knife, put on a padded jacket, and limped towards the pig killing craftsman area with the knife on his back.

A tsunami of cheers erupted from the scene. It's just so exciting! The knife is neat and neat, all in one go, I really haven't seen enough, and I want to watch it again, but I don't know if the old man has the habit of returning, and it is said that the audience's voice is quite high.

Miyamoto Ye whispered in the master's ear: "I want to commit suicide by caesarean section, master, do you have any opinions?"

"There are too many people, they may not be able to die by caesarean section, maybe someone will save them!

"Listen to the master!"

The translator walked a few steps to Director Gao's side and reported the conversation between Miyamoto and No.

"Someone else to save? I can't wait to make up for it. Ignore them, wait for them to talk about suicide, you should not have heard, just die wherever they like!" Director Gao looked at him with some disdain, looked ahead, and said disdainfully.

Shanshan Dacheng stood up and said in a loud voice: "I, Shanshan Dacheng, am willing to show my hands, I hope everyone will appreciate it." This time I increased the difficulty and challenged two pigs. ”

As soon as the interpreter said Shanshan Dacheng's intentions, the host was immediately covered with chicken blood. "Ladies and gentlemen, fathers and fellow villagers! The friends of the island country have come up with a new trick, and if they want to take on two pigs alone, we will open our eyes! Let us give him the warmest applause. ”

People applauded. "I've long seen that this kid has a tendency to die, and this time he finally started to die......!"

The two pigs were quickly placed in the enclosure. Shanshan also walked through the iron gate this time, and when he got inside, the iron door was closed. "Wake them up!"

Two buckets of water were slammed, and both pigs woke up. Yamasugi pulled his sword out of its sheath, held a Japanese sword in his hand, and with a loud cry, rushed into the middle of the two pigs.

The sword flashed, and one person and two pigs fought in one place. Flesh and blood, pig ears, pig noses, pig tails, pig trotters, and bright red pig blood. Even if the pig's body is flexible, it is difficult to escape from the sharp blade of the mountain cedar. The pig didn't let him get any better and bit his leg open. In the blink of an eye, the skin of the two pigs was opened, and the ribs and leg bones leaked out. Shanshan limped and made two stabs in the hearts of the two pigs, ending the one-on-two career.

Immediately, a staff member ran forward to disinfect and bandage Shanshan, and originally wanted to send him to first aid, but Shanshan firmly refused. "I'm going to stay here and take a look!

"Although there was no one to sponsor this technical exchange meeting, and it did not cause a sensation throughout the country, are you willing to be compared to the island country? Are you willing to spread this treasure knife made by traditional crafts to the island country?" the host shouted on the stage, and he was almost in tears, as if he was complaining about the persecution of the reactionaries.

A very ugly-looking pig killer next to Li Sheng suddenly pointed at Li Sheng and said, "There is a pig killer here who is very handsome! He will definitely be able to do it!" The others echoed, looking like they were waiting to see the show.

Li Sheng didn't plan to do it, after all, the pig-killing treasure knife was a bit light, and it was not easy to take advantage of it, and it was not convenient to carry it with him in the future. But since the people around him were crying and shouting and wanted others to hit them, Li Sheng had no choice but to reluctantly do good deeds. He stood up and shouted, "I'm going to come ten!"

The host was taken aback and advised loudly: "This handsome young man, don't watch too many movies, you will be affected, you must know that domestic movies are all made by fools, they are all nonsense, and they are all for money." ”

"Okay! I'll kill five pigs!

The ugly man next to him shouted: "Do you use Shaolin Kung Fu or Wudang Kung Fu, will you still use traditional Chinese martial arts?" Are you going to fly and tear pigs apart? Are you still human?"

"Shut up!" Li Sheng whispered.

"...... at such a young age It's a pity!" "You look quite handsome, but your temper is too stubborn! If you don't listen to people's advice, you must die!" "Male god, I love you! You must come back alive." "If you look handsome, some people feel distressed, and if you look ugly, you deserve it!" shouted the onlookers.

Li Sheng was unmoved, and seeing that the staff did not move, he had to shout again. "I'm going to have ten pigs! Don't stop me!"

"What do you think, Director?" the host whispered in the Director's ear.

"Uh-huh......" Director Gao was muttering, when suddenly a little purple pig, with the length of his arm, came out from under the chairman's table and bit him on his calf in a silent bite.

Director Gao frowned, his eyes widened, and he gritted his teeth as if he was about to have a seizure, like he was constipated when he was squatting in a pit, holding back his strength. More than ten seconds later, suddenly the table slammed, stood up, and shouted, "Give him ten pigs!" The staff got busy, and after more than twenty minutes, all ten pigs were thrown into the fence.

Li Sheng came to the rostrum, jumped up three meters high, and landed steadily in the fence. The body style is extremely elegant, and it adds a bit of handsomeness. The crowd exclaimed, amazed! Click, click

"Wake up the pigs!" Director Gao said with some impatience.