Chapter 38: Sure enough, there is still too little homework

Yan Chu looked at Li Zeyang's "girlfriend" in front of him, his face full of grief and indignation.

What the hell went wrong??

I also swore a poisonous oath, why did my disciple have a girlfriend, but I was still alone?

Is it because I'm so handsome that the girls don't dare to approach easily?

This girl named Shihui looks similar in age to Li Zeyang, with two small balls on her head, crooked eyes when she laughs, and two small dimples, which is very cute.

Not only that, but the girl's dress is a bit luxurious, and her temperament is different from that of ordinary people, and she is obviously the daughter of a large family.

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a girlfriend like Li Zeyang can find!

"Master, why is your face so ugly, is it not feeling well?" Li Zeyang said with concern.

Yan Chu used a move of the Eye of the Great Dao on the girl.

After receiving the girl's information, he suddenly showed a strange smile and asked:

"Zeyang, didn't you say that you would go to the Drunken Immortal Fang with this seat, why did you still find a little girlfriend?"

"Ahh

Sure enough, when the girl heard that Li Zeyang was so young, he actually dared to go to the Drunken Immortal Fang, and her face suddenly sank.

"Do you want to go to Drunken Immortal Fang?"

"No, Shihui, listen to my explanation!"

"Hmph, men are all flowery turnips, I'm a scumbag!"

Shihui gave Li Zeyang a slap in the face and left in a huff.

Li Zeyang chased a few steps, and when he saw that Shihui had disappeared into the crowd, he immediately shed tears of remorse.

"Why, why is God so unfair to me, why is my love so short!! why is it !!"

Yan Chu looked at Li Zeyang's back, as if he heard BGM: Snowflakes fluttering in the north wind Xiao Xiao ~~ Heaven and earth~~ a piece ~~ vast~~~

Yan Chu silently came to Li Zeyang's side, patted him on the shoulder and comforted:

"Every man has to go through several heartaches before he can move from naivety to maturity, this seat is well-intentioned, I hope you can understand!"

Li Zeyang cried and said: "The head of the family is obviously jealous that the disciple has a girlfriend first!"

“...... You're talking nonsense!It's not like I've never been in love!" Yan Chu was annoyed and ashamed.

"I'm going to get Shihui back!"

"This Shihui is not a good woman, and I advise you to fantasize less about those unrealistic things. ”

But now Li Zeyang is an idiot who has fallen in love, where can he listen to Yan Chu's words.

In his mind, he has automatically made up a fantasy love costume TV series that can sing and cry.

A handsome and dashing genius boy met a lively and innocent daughter in the downtown area, the two fell in love at first sight, and it was difficult to separate, but the young man's master thought that in order to make the boy become an immortal, he would beat the mandarin duck and break up the two!

After experiencing car accidents, cancer, amnesia, miscarriages, amputations and other hardships, the master was finally moved by the feelings of the two, and finally blessed the two of them for a long time......

Thinking of this, Li Zeyang's snot spurted out along with his tears, and he shook off Yan Chu and chased in the direction where Shihui left:

"Shihui, wait for me!!"

"Hello??"

Yan Chu looked speechlessly at Li Zeyang, who directed and acted in a bitter drama.

He reflected earnestly.

Is it true that there is still too little homework assignment?

This girl named Shihui, when Yan Chu used the Eye of the Great Dao, had already learned that she was actually a charlatan.

Pick up a man in the downtown area, use his pure and lovely appearance to seduce a man, and then ask the man to a restaurant for dinner and a date.

After that, they ordered a table of extravagant meals and drinks, and most of the men could not afford to leave, and the girl and the owner of the hotel benefited from it.

Well, to put it more modernly, this girl is a wine tray.

Yan Chu didn't want to hurt Li Zeyang's heart, so he deliberately used the rhetoric of Drunken Immortal Fang to drive the girl away, but he didn't expect Li Zeyang's kid to be so naïve.

"That's it, just let this kid suffer a little, anyway, it's not a spirit stone, this seat ...... No, his dad has it!"

The girl is only for money, and she shouldn't want to die, so Yan Chu is not worried about what danger Li Zeyang will encounter.

Besides.

Isn't it fragrant to visit Drunken Immortal Fang alone?

Thinking of this, Yan Chu also went to Li Zeyang.

At this moment, there was a sudden commotion in the crowd on the dock in front of him, Yan Chu stretched his neck to look, and saw a huge flower boat with gorgeous decorations, slowly heading towards the shore.

"Is that Oiran's ship?" Yan Chu's eyes lit up and he walked towards the docks.

Squeezed into the dock, most of them were a group of white-clothed scholars, these people looked polite and polite, holding folding fans, but when they were fighting to get on the flower boat, they couldn't wait to roll up their sleeves and beat the people around them to death with three punches.

On the periphery of the crowd were some local women from Changle City, who were pointing at the flower boat, with disdain and jealousy on their faces.

"On weekdays, they pretend to be like each other, and they talk about what ethics and morality, but now they have no image, and they call themselves readers!"

"That's it, isn't it just an Oiran, as for being so crazy?

"Oh, man! I heard that not long ago there was a head of Yong'an City surnamed Yan, who said, 'I am born to be useful, and I will come back after my daughter is gone', which is enough to make hundreds of disciples have an epiphany and break through, what is a scholar? That's what a scholar!"

Hearing that there was still a girl talking about herself, Yan Chu suddenly smiled and turned around.

He saw four girls who looked like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles standing behind him.

Excuse me.

"That is, Master Yan is a real scholar, and I heard that he is young and handsome, especially those eyes...... Oh, it's fascinating!"

"I don't know if Master Yan is single, if he can come to our Changle City, it would be good, I must meet him!"

"Speaking of which, this little brother is so handsome, I don't know the name of the little brother, can you tell the little girl?"

I'm really afraid of something.

Yan Chu's shoulder was patted on the shoulder by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles behind him, and he turned around stiffly.

"Oh, so handsome~~ What's your name, little brother?"

"Under ...... In the next ......," Yan Chu had an idea, "Li Zeyang, the son of Li Fugui, a merchant in Xia Yong'an City!"

"Little brother is really handsome, do you want to have a drink with our four sisters?"

Yan Chu shuddered.

The world is declining, and people's hearts are not ancient!

When a boy is outside, he must know how to protect himself, especially the good-looking one like me.

Yan Chu coughed dryly twice, and arched his hand and said:

"I really want to drink and have fun with my four sisters, but I happen to have something at home, and I have to go home immediately, if the four sisters don't dislike it, they can go to Yong'an City to find Zai Xia another day, remember, Zaixia's name is Li Zeyang!"

"Okay, okay, little brother is waiting for us~~"

Yan Chu hurriedly slipped into the crowd.

Zeyang, this seat drove away your little girlfriend before, and now I will give you four of them.

Don't thank you, this is what you should do as a leader!

When—

On the flower boat, there was a gong, and the originally chaotic crowd on the dock suddenly quieted down.

I saw a fair-skinned and beautiful girl who looked very smart and walked out of the flower boat.

This is the Oiran?

She doesn't look very good, Mu Qingqian is ten times better looking than her!

Just when Yan Chu was disappointed, the girl smiled lightly and said:

"The Drunken Fairy Lantern Festival is a meeting of talented literati, the Oiran girl has, only the person who can get the lantern riddle can board the flower boat, and there are a total of thirty-six positions on the flower boat, if you want to get on the flower boat, please guess the riddle carefully. ”

So this girl isn't an Oiran?

Yan Chu regained interest.

Sure enough, there were thirty-six lanterns on the boat, and each lantern had a puzzle pasted on it, and the answer to the puzzle was written on the back.

"First question!"

"One month after another, two months are half of the side, there is arable land on the top, and there is a long river below, and there are six members of a family, and the two are not reunited. May I ask you, what is this word?"

As soon as the puzzle came out, the talented people on the dock frowned and thought about it.

"January and month, is it a friend?"

"If it were that simple, wouldn't the last few sentences of the puzzle be redundant?"

"This second sentence is Tian and Chuan, strange, really hard to understand!"

"Hey, wash and sleep, I don't think you look like a person who can guess a puzzle!"

"Who are you, Lao Tzu said to himself, what are you picking up, do you want to find a fight?"

"Yo he, what is fierce, I see that you have never been beaten by a scholar, eat me a monkey and steal peaches!"

"Ah!!!h

The dock, which had finally quieted down, was chaotic again, and several scholars were beaten to the point of bleeding, and they couldn't get along.

The girl on the flower boat turned a blind eye to this, and seemed to have long been used to it.

At this moment, one of the people shouted: "I guessed it - it's the word 'use'!"