"Then why did you come alone? Do you want to capture me alive and go back to change the army?"

The male general was silent for a while, "Before I change my mind, you can leave quickly." ”

The female general also seemed surprised, "You will regret it." ”

"Isn't there no regret it now? unless you want to stay here and wait until I regret it. ”

The female general looked at the male general, and was just about to leave, when she suddenly seemed to notice something.

"You're hurt?" "It doesn't seem like it's your business. "Quickly clean the wounds, or there may be no fear for your life." ”

As she spoke, the female general took out a handkerchief and was about to wipe the male general's wound, but immediately let him take it away.

"Oh! You women just love your mother-in-law and mother-in-law. Get out of here! I'm going to change my mind, you know?"

After being reprimanded by the male general, the female general had to leave silently.

I don't know if it's intentional or unintentional, the female general's handkerchief is in the hand of the male general, one has not been returned, and the other has not been discarded, and then, the male general looks at this handkerchief as if he is in memory and contemplation, and the conversation between a girl and a boy sounded in the background.

"Ouch! it hurts!" "What's wrong with you?" "I don't want you to care!" "You're bleeding! Oops!" "yes...... I'm sorry...... Not intentionally. "Hmph, you deserve it!" "Hey, you...... I'm sorry! I know you're a nice guy!"

The conversation stopped, and the male general's thoughts also stopped, and then he turned around and stepped off the stage, and his voice came from the backstage, "I've already checked here." Let's all go back, beware of the enemy's plan to divert the tiger from the mountain. ”

Then came the sound of the answer and the retreat of the horses.

It was dark and bright on the stage, and a veteran stood on the stage, probably waiting for something.

At this time, the female general came on the field again, walked behind the veteran and gave a deep salute, "Daddy, my daughter is back." ”

The veteran immediately turned around and helped his daughter up, "Son, you have suffered. Well...... That ......"

"I've seen him already. The woman said to herself, "Everything is done according to the plan." ”

The veteran didn't look happy when he heard this, but sighed, "Child, if you blame your father in your heart, you can blame it." Pity your brothers all died on the battlefield, and our family's status can only be supported by you and my father and daughter. Father...... Alas, there really can't be helped. ”

The veteran's face looked bitter, as if he was about to burst into tears.

The female general immediately felt distressed when she saw her father's appearance, "Daddy, don't say such things, what are you raising your daughter for, why can only my brothers die in battle, but I can only embroider and chant poems in the boudoir, and my father will treat me as a son." ”

The veteran's tears were about to burst out of his eyes, "Child, with a woman like you in our family, it is better than ten good men." Okay, let's go back to our tent and rest, and be careful of your injuries. ”

The female general agreed, gave a deep salute and left.

The veteran stayed on the field, and a treacherous strategist dressed up by Ru Dongyang came on the field with a black feather fan, with a wicked smile on his face, and waved at the veteran with a feather fan, "Congratulations to Marshal Hexi, our plan has already been raised." Hahaha......" Ru Dongyang said with a smile as he shook his feather fan.

But the veteran's face was full of disdain, "Is this what Mr. is here to say? Hmph, do you want to ask yourself for success in front of Ben Shuai now?"

Whether it is Ru Dongyang or the role he plays, there is no room for people, where can he hear such words, sneered softly, turned his body, did not look at the veteran, or shook the feather fan and said: "Where and where, in front of the marshal, who dares to take credit for himself." ”

The veteran turned around at this time, and said to the back of Ru Dongyang's head: "What is the gentleman doing here here? Is it really so leisurely? Isn't it good to go to the Huotou Army to help?" Then, the veteran turned his face back and didn't look at Ru Dongyang.

Ru Dongyang held back his anger and turned his face back, "Marshal, my intention is to inform the marshal that it should be done without further ado. ”

"Hmph, does Sir think that Ben Shuai is an ignorant boy? Even such an obvious truth is reminded by Sir?" "Then please forgive the sin of the student's mouth. "It's just a matter of forgiveness, Ben Shuai has long been commonplace. "The student quit. "I don't send it. ”

In this way, Ru Dong stepped down with a huff.

As soon as he went out of the exit door, the veteran turned his face and reprimanded: "Hmph! Shameless treacherous villain! If it weren't for the place where you were still useful, Ben Shuai would have ordered someone to beat you out of the barracks with a stick!" After speaking, the veteran also stepped down angrily.

Then, Ru Dongyang came to the stage again, he didn't say anything, his difficult appearance was even heavier, it was easier to play himself, it was just more obvious to show it again.

At this time, a military general who seemed to have a big head and no brains came on the field, and as soon as he came up, he greeted Ru Dongyang, "Yo! Isn't this a military advisor? Have you eaten? Let's not eat together." ”

When Ru Dongyang saw it, he immediately put a smile on his face, "The general has escorted the grain and grass back? ”

The military general smiled bitterly, "It's just hard work." Alas, as a military general, I am only a grain officer, and I can't make any military merits if I always carry grain and grass like this. Although my father is an important minister, he is a civil minister. Why don't you think I'm going to be a marshal's father? ”

Ru Dongyang smiled, "Actually, with your ability, general, isn't it easy to make a contribution on the battlefield? ”

"Yo, sir, you want to help me reincarnate again!" "What do you mean by reincarnation?" "Yes, sir, you have already been reincarnated as a king's father's womb." Can it still be my turn?" "Can the general put the reincarnation thing aside for a while?" "You can't just let it go so casually." "What's the matter?" "What if I put it wrong?" It's like Zhu Bajie, but it can't be drawn. "Why do you always want to be reincarnated?" "Isn't it easy to be reincarnated?" "But who made it so easy for you?" "But too." That gentleman didn't help me reincarnate, so what good opportunity did he give me?" "I know a secret of the female general in our barracks. "Secret??!!Who's the child?"What? "Then how much does she raise a month?" "I didn't say she was raising men outside. "Then whose fetus is she going to vote for?" "The Queen Mother's." "Huh! That's good! Can you take me with you......" "Are you okay with anything else?"

The laugh in the audience.