Chapter 156: Pretending to be realistic
Under the performance of the women, after the singing and dancing, the classic dance song "Water Tune Song Head" was immediately greeted with warm applause from Chu Haotian and Mei Gui, as if only in this way could they show that they liked this song and dance much higher than the previous one. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Chu Haotian secretly scolded: "Damn, what kind of play was that just now! This is called authentic singing and dancing!"
The owner of the village laughed and said, "Hahaha, Brother Chu, how is it?
Chu Haotian gave a thumbs up and sighed from the bottom of his heart: "The owner of the village is amazing, it looks like a palace, there is such a superb dancing girl, why worry about the tastelessness of life!"
Yi Xinhan waved his hand and said: "What's this, brother, it's not a matter of minutes for me to cultivate this kind of dancing girl, if you are willing to be my apprentice, how about giving you more than a dozen beauties as companions?"
Chu Haotian just poured a glass of wine, and when he heard Yi Xinhan say this, he suddenly said excitedly: "No, in order to accept me as an apprentice......, you have invested so much? The temptation is too great, isn't it?"
After Chu Haotian finished speaking, he quietly turned his head to look at Mei Gui at the table, and saw that she was also looking at herself with a dark face, so he hurriedly turned his head and lowered his head, picked up the bowl and ate desperately.
Yi Xinhan saw that Chu Haotian was a little tempted, so he hurriedly hit the railway while it was hot: "Actually, you don't need to just stay in Cuifeng Mountain and learn what method of cultivating immortals from those old-fashioned old men, you can rely on your brother's "Pretending to be Forced Cheats" to dominate the king." Brother Wei also told you that in our era, the most popular and coolest thing was to pretend to be forced, so after the crossing, I summarized some experiences on the basis of the original owner's skills, and wrote a book of "Pretending to be Forced Cheats", and by the way, I also made some magic weapons, which can help you practice this skill. Anyway, this body also has limitations, and no one can really communicate with me in the face of a group of women all day long! Since I have met you, why don't I teach you this secret book, so that you can continue to carry forward the essence of this seat! When you fully master this skill, don't say that the great god position skill in the world, even if you go all over the Six Realms, you are one of the best masters, and this small task of slaying demons and eliminating demons and saving the common people is not easy to come by, and it is almost not worth mentioning!"
Chu Haotian looked up at Yi Xinhan, blinked and said, "Brother Yi, are you sure that what you are saying now is not pretending to be coerced??"
Yi Xinhan shook his head and said with a wry smile: "You don't know, this cheat is to learn to pretend to be forced anytime and anywhere! The more you can pretend, the greater your skills will be, so pretending to be forced has become the life of this seat, just like eating, sleeping, shitting, playing with women, almost every day!"
Chu Haotian said in disbelief: "Is your "Pretending to be Cheats" really that powerful?
Yi Xinhan said: "You are insulting my cheats, as long as you pretend to be clever enough, not to mention the master of the great god position, even the big boss of the god realm and the demon realm, you have to kneel down!"
Chu Haotian was surprised: "Such a dick, even the gods and demons can kick open! Brother Yi, what is the most dick thing you have ever done?"
Yi Xinhan said disdainfully: "Hmph, why do you want to tell you?
Chu Haotian listened with great admiration, hurriedly picked up the wine glass and clinked glasses with Yi Xinhan, and praised: "Brother Yi is really awesome, junior brother is willing to worship, my admiration for you is like the water of the Yangtze River, surging constantly, and like the flooding of the Yellow River, out of control!"
Yi Xinhan smiled and said: "But pretending to be forced is pretending to be forced, it still needs capital, if you don't have fifty percent of the strength, you can't pretend to be ten layers at most, understand?"
Chu Haotian took a chicken leg and put it in his mouth, and after taking a bite, he shook his head and said lightly: "I don't understand!"
Yi Xin was so cold that he almost vomited blood, and after calming down for a while, he began to speak earnestly: "Pretending to be forced is because it is very cool, so it is every mature man's favorite thing to do, but some people pretend to be forced by others at a glance, while some people pretend to be forced to be invisible, outsiders can't see that he is pretending to be forced at all, but he has quietly pretended to be forced! The highest level of pretending to be forced is not pretending, but it is already very pretending to be forced invisibly!"
Chu Haotian listened to Yi Xin's cold explanation of the true meaning of pretending, and couldn't help asking, "Then may I ask Brother Yi, are you pretending to be invisibly now?"
Yi Xinhan put a peanut in his mouth, and said while chewing: "Damn, ask this kind of stupid question again, I said it a long time ago, pretending to be forced has become my life, don't ask me if I'm pretending to be such a childish question, okay?"
Chu Haotian nodded and thought about it: "Oh, I know, it seems that pretending to be forced has really dissolved into your life! If that's the case, your "Pretending to Be Forced Cheats" is very powerful, you don't need to cultivate, you can improve your skills just by pretending to be forced every day, there must be many people who want to learn it!"
Yi Xinhan said proudly: "That's right, but it's not someone who wants to learn the cheats for my brother, you have to enter my magic eyes to learn, just like you! Hehe, I see that your kid got the Elf King Boots and the Northern Pluto Ascaris, plus the Divine Beast Vermilion Bird and the Heavenly Remnant Divine Sword, he simply has the capital to cultivate this cheat, if I give you some magic weapons in the future, I will definitely be able to pretend to be forced to develop to an unprecedented height!"
Chu Haotian asked tentatively: "Then since Brother Yi values me so much, why do you have to ask me to worship you as a teacher, with the friendship of our brothers, you can just give me this secret book directly, anyway, I am just as grateful to you, and after learning it, it is not the same to carry forward your divine skills?"
Yi Xinhan pondered for a long time, and muttered: "That's right, why do I have to be this master's title, as long as you learn my secrets, won't you naturally become my apprentice!"
Chu Haotian was relieved when he saw Yi Xinhan, and hurriedly continued to exert his strength: "That's right, that's just a name, with the capital you have traveled through a thousand years, do you still care about these names?"
Yi Xinhan nodded slightly and said: "Okay, then I'll give you this cheats, I hope you study hard, pretend to be your own, and let others envy you!
Chu Haotian was overjoyed, and hurriedly hugged his fists and said, "Thank you, Brother Yi, for your cheats, since that's the case...... Then hand over the cheats to the foolish brother now!"
Yi Xinhan slowly took out a book and handed it to Chu Haotian, then frowned and said: "Damn, I always feel that I let you cheat again today, pretending to be and pretending, and in the end you won!"
Chu Hao was afraid that Yi Xinhan would regret it, so he hurriedly carried the cheats in his arms, picked up the wine glass and said, "Brother Yi is the biggest, and the younger brother is the first to respect!" After that, he raised his head and drank the wine in the cup.
After drinking the wine, Chu Haotian stood up and said, "It's not too early, it's time for me to hit the road, thank you again for Brother Yi's hospitality, Brother Yu will definitely remember it, let's come to the future!"
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