Han Zhen pointed at Wan Idiot and Qingyuan and said to the two monks: "You see these two bald ...... The two senior monks, they are the Taishan Beidou characters of your Shaolin faction, and they were also ordered to come here to kill Liu Huwei, but unfortunately, after hundreds of rounds of battle, they were still defeated by Liu Huwei. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 However, instead of killing them, Liu Huwei returned Corporal Lixian and recruited two of them. ”

Wan Idiot and Qingyuan said a word to me, and cooperated with Han Zhen to lie.

The two warrior monks were very puzzled, as if they had not seen Wan Idiot and Qingyuan in the temple, but they seemed to be a little familiar, and a monk said to Han Zhen: "They didn't complete the task assigned by the abbot, so they asked us to complete it." ”

Han Zhen shook his head and said, "The martial arts of the two of them are much more powerful than yours, but they are still defeated by Liu Guard." He grabbed Wan Idiot and said, "See this, his stunt is to use his throat to bend the top of the big knife, I'm afraid you two don't have this ability." ”

A warrior monk said: "What's so difficult about this, I can do it if you use the big sword." ”

Han Zhen whispered to Liu Yujing: "Do you have that kind of sharp blade here, let him enjoy it." They dare to come to the door by themselves when they kill someone, and they are full of benevolence and morality, which is too arrogant. ”

Liu Yujing said: "If I want to make a move to kill him, why bother." Every knife I've got here is sharp, so go for it. ”

Han Zhen said: "No, it's normal if you beat them to death, because they are not the abbot or abbot." If you can't die, won't you lose the face of our Dongding faction? The identities are not equal, and they don't deserve your shot at all. ”

Liu Yujing felt that what he said was very reasonable, and inadvertently patted him on the shoulder and praised him for his meticulous thinking. Han Zhen couldn't move for a long time, and said to Liu Yujing: "Liu Huwei, you shot too hard, after all, I haven't studied kung fu for a few days." ”

Liu Yujing rubbed his shoulder for a while, and he felt more comfortable.

A servant took the two big knives and handed them to Han Zhen, he wanted to pick up the big knives with one hand, but found that they were very heavy, so he had to hold them with both hands and cut down on a stone next to him. He slashed at this casually, and a stone broke into two pieces.

He said to the two warrior monks: "Have you seen it, I advise you not to hold on if you don't have this ability, it's very important to keep a small life." ”

A warrior monk said lightly: "Come on, you can use this blade to my throat now, but I don't care if the knife is bent." ”

Han Zhen looked at the sharp tip of the knife and thought to himself, I don't believe it, you can be so powerful.

He held up his big knife and pushed it into the throat of a warrior monk, not too hard at first, thinking that the monk would retreat from the difficulty. But the monk pressed the blade against his throat to force him to retreat.

Han Zhen retreated for a while, and the knife was really bent by the monk's throat.

The big knife fell to the ground with a "choking", and Han Zhen dodged back slightly. Soon he went up to look at the monk's neck, and saw that there was a deep mark on his throat, which was not broken or bleeding.

This warrior monk is about to challenge Liu Yujing. Han Zhen patted him and praised: "Divine monk, today I am really eye-opening, how do you practice this skill, is it that the master passed on the internal force to you, you can use the luck dantian and then exert force to the throat." ”

The warrior monk couldn't help but say: "These kung fu of the little monk are not passed on by the master to the internal force, they are all practiced by themselves since childhood, regardless of cold and summer, and they have not achieved such results until today." ”

Han Zhen said: "Looking at your martial arts so perfectly, is this martial art too strong, there is no Buddha nature in your body, forget compassion, just think about killing people and setting fires." ”

The warrior monk shook his head and said: "Donor, you are joking, we only learn martial arts to strengthen our bodies and protect the temple for the people." Dharma is our number one priority. ”

Han Zhen pretended to be very pious and said: "Actually, I am also a person who is a Buddha, and it has always been my lifelong ambition to become a monk and accompany the yellow scroll of the Qing Lantern. My Buddha is compassionate, can you explain to me what happened when the Buddha cut the meat and fed the eagle, does it mean that the Buddha liked the eagle, and then raised a pig, cut the meat of the pig and then fed the eagle, right?"

The warrior monk retorted again and again: "No, little donor, since you are so devout to the Buddha, I will tell you some of these many things, so that you can take refuge in my Buddha and not be faltered in this earthly world and used by the wicked." ”

He explained to Han Zhen from the beginning, Han Zhen listened to it for a while, but he didn't listen to a word, and thought to himself, this Buddha is compassionate, generous and benevolent, and he will definitely forgive himself for the nonsense he just made fun of cutting meat and feeding eagles.

After saying it, this warrior monk said with a dry mouth, Han Zhenxin said, hehe, just waiting for you to be thirsty.

Han Zhen said to Qingyuan: "Bring me a cup of tea, I'm really thirsty." ”

Qingyuan poured a cup of tea and sent it to Han Zhen, who drank the tea in one gulp. immediately pretended to think of it and said: "Master, let's say you're tired, let's have a cup of tea, idiot, don't sell cute, don't serve tea yet." ”

Wan Idiot knew Han Xin's intentions, and he had already put sweat medicine in the tea. This warrior monk explained the Dharma for most of the day, his throat was dry, and when he saw Han Zhen drinking the tea first, he didn't doubt it, so he drank the tea himself.

Han Zhen asked another martial monk, "Master, our master can hold a big sword in his throat." You don't have this stunt, do you?"

The warrior monk said: "The little monk is proficient in the bone shrinking skill. ”

Han Zhen pointed to the teacup and said, "Then the monk, can you shrink here?"

The warrior monk said, "Here...... Of course not, but I can shrink into the jar. Han Zhen ordered Qingyuan to bring over a jar of vegetables. This vegetable jar is actually not very big, but it can put down half of an ordinary person's arm.

The warrior monk twisted his bones, his body getting smaller and smaller, and slowly crawled towards the vegetable jar. After he climbed in completely, Han Zhen hurriedly asked Wan Idiot to bring over a jar of old wine. He poured all the wine into the jar of vegetables containing the monks.

The warrior monk who had taken the sweat medicine earlier had fainted at this time. The warrior monks in the vegetable jar were also drunk with old wine.

Liu Yujing clapped her hands and praised Han Zhen: "Well done, I caught all the two thieves and monks without a single soldier." ”

Han Zhen sighed and said, "If only all the enemies were so easy to deal with." These monks generally grew up in monasteries, and were influenced by the rules of Buddhism, and they had very little experience of deception, so they had little defense against me. But when the old fox came, my little cleverness probably didn't work. ”

Liu Yujing looked at the strange appearance of the two warrior monks, and asked Wan Idiot what was the most appropriate way to kill the two monks.

Han Zhen gave Wan Idiot a reproachful look, intending to tell him not to let the two monks die.

Wan Idiot knew what Han Zhen meant, and replied to Liu Yujing: "Liu Huwei, in the opinion of the old man, killing this kind of little minion will lose the reputation of our Dongding faction. It's better to send them back to the Shaolin Temple, and use both grace and power, maybe their abbot will be influenced and surrender to us. As he spoke, he couldn't help but say, "If the abbot doesn't know what to do, we will wave our troops to kill them again, and then these two thieves and monks will also die." Liu Yujing nodded, agreed with his approach, and ordered the two monks to be thrown in front of the Shaolin Temple.

In the afternoon, I saw that Lu Weng had come here. He rode his sacred deer and walked into the courtyard with a leisurely look.

Han Zhen and the others had already hidden the blue qilin in a room.

When Lu Weng saw Liu Yujing, he went straight to the point and said that he wanted to take away the blue unicorn, Liu Yujing politely said to him according to Han Zhen's plan: "I'm really sorry, I want you to take it personally, I should have sent this blue unicorn to your house in person." ”

Lu Weng immediately became suspicious, this Liu Yujing is usually very cold to herself, and she is the same level as herself in terms of level, and each of them is slightly dissatisfied with the other. Could it be that she didn't want to return the blue unicorn?

Thinking of this, he quickly said: "Escort Liu doesn't have to be polite, I still have important things to do, and I will take the blue qilin away today no matter what." ”

Liu Yujing smiled and said, "Lu Weng, you can rest assured, the blue unicorn will definitely let you take it away today." You are different now, everyone knows that this beast trainer's status in our Dongding faction is second only to the head and deputy head. ”

Lu Weng then understood, no wonder Liu Yujing's attitude towards herself was much better than before, it turned out that it was because she was a beast trainer. His vigilance relaxed a little, got down from the deer, looked around in the courtyard, and said to Liu Yujing: "Escort Liu, we are originally the same faction, and we are the leaders of the upper echelons, so we should move around more." ”

Liu Yujing replied: "From then on, Lu Weng should remember to come to the cold house often, I welcome it at any time." If you're tired of this journey, come with me to the house for a cup of tea. ”

Lu Weng went to the room with her, she raised her glass to Lu Weng, Lu Weng was worried that the cup of water was drugged, and repeatedly pushed: "The old man is not very thirsty, Liu Huwei, drink it yourself." Liu Yujing drank the glass of water by herself.

Lu Weng was more relieved to see that she didn't drug herself, it seemed that she was really starting to respect herself and be afraid of herself.

He was really thirsty at this time, Liu Yujing immediately sent him another glass, he took the cup and was about to drink it, and immediately smelled that the cup was filled with wine, and put it down again and again, indicating that he never drank alcohol.

Liu Yujing poured two glasses of wine and said, "Then I want to respect you, can Lu Weng bear to refuse!"

Lu Weng's heart beat faster, his face was a little red, and he didn't know how to answer for a while.

Liu Yujing picked up her glass of wine, and Lu Weng couldn't hide from it, so she had to drink with him.

This wine is very strong, and Lu Weng has never drunk wine, so he immediately felt a little dizzy, he soon felt that there might be fraud in this matter, and Liu Yujing must have a purpose in getting himself drunk.

Lu Weng hurriedly found a pot of cold tea, tried to pour it on his face, and was a little sober under this pouring, slapped himself a few times, and hurriedly walked out.

As soon as I got outside, I saw that my divine deer was covered in blood, which was secretly stabbed by Wan Idiot and Qingyuan just now.

Lu Weng said angrily: "You are so bold that you dare to plot against my deer." ”

Han Zhen also came out, pretending to accuse: "Who hurt the Shenlu, stand up for me, do you still have the Dongding faction and Lu Weng in your eyes, whose dog is so bold." ”

Wan Idiot replied to Han Zhen: "It was the Blue Qilin who injured the Divine Deer just now. However, the deer injured the blue unicorn even more, and the blue unicorn was afraid that his life would be lost. ”