The third strong push testimonial
Thank you very much for the editor-in-charge Xingchenda, for helping me win the third classification push, and now it's over, from the effect point of view, it's still very powerful, and the collection has reached five thousand. Pen&Fun&Pavilion www.biquge.info After three weeks of strong points,This week ushered in the old version of the blockbuster recommendation,I hope to see the old version of the book friends can see this book!Next week on the Sanjiang homepage push,To add more,The title of the book has also been changed to "Martial Arts Pretend to Force Cheats",I hope not to confuse old book friends!In short,Thank you to all the friends who have been supporting me!
I don't want to say anything more about the hard work of writing a book, even if I am tired to death, I can't let down my friends who read this book, I sit and write, you fall asleep and read!
Last week, the friends who read the book were very powerful, and the rewards continued, especially the two book friends "Silent Tian" and "Kakaka", when I insisted on writing books day and night and was about to fall asleep, it was your reward that made me suddenly sober up and more motivated! Of course, it's not about money, but the kind of reader's response!
I hope that while reading the book, I can take a minute to write a review and make me feel that my book is still being read, which is really important!!
According to international practice, it is natural to send a chapter, a preview chapter, which is excerpted from Chapter 138 of this book, "Stealing Cucumbers":
After Chu Haotian came back from Mengxi Fang, he saw Chef Xu from Zhaitang standing at the door waiting for him, so he hurriedly walked over and patted his fat belly and said with a smile: "What are you looking for me, didn't you buy some peerless good bar from the bottom of the mountain!"
Chef Xu smiled honestly and said, "Nonsense, if I don't bring good wine, how dare I easily come to see you!"
Chu Haotian pinched his fat face and sneered: "If you don't come to this set, what important things can you have, isn't it just that little thing about firewood, rice, oil and salt?"
Chef Xu broke Chu Haotian's hand and said hurriedly: "Shouzao, do you believe me once, this time is really a big deal!"
Chu Haotian saw his anxious appearance, and couldn't help but smile: "Okay, I believe you, let's go, why come to my room and talk while drinking!" After speaking, the two entered the room.
Who is this Chef Xu? It turned out to be the back kitchen who stole wine from the bottom of the mountain for Chu Haotian last time, when he was still the chef of Xifeng Zhaitang, after Chu Haotian drank wine, he went to Nanfeng to flirt with the divine beast Vermilion Bird, and then when he went to visit Mei Gui, he was mistaken for adultery by his daughter, so that Master Wushang Zhenren was beaten half to death, and almost lost his life.
Later, after Chu Haotian became the head of Nanfeng, he asked Chef Xu to be transferred to Nanfeng Zhaitang. The relationship between the two is very good, they are like brothers, it can be said that the most intimate friend Chu Haotian has made on the mountain is him! Chef Xu knows that Chu Haotian loves to drink, and often buys fine wine from the bottom of the mountain to share with him, and Chu Haotian also tells Chef Xu all the words that he can't communicate with others in his heart after drinking more, so the relationship between the two can no longer be iron, they belong to the kind of brothers who have a heart-to-heart relationship!
After the two entered the room, Chef Xu took out the wine and side dishes, put them on the table and set them up, Chu Haotian also took out the two wine bottles that were secretly hidden, poured them full of wine and couldn't help but taste them.
"Wow! Yes, it's good wine!" Chu Haotian gave a thumbs up after tasting it.
"Nonsense, this is a thirty-year-old wine that has been treasured in the winery, and it can't be bought on the market, so I broke my mouth before I shared a small pot with the old shopkeeper. Chef Xu invited the merit.
"Oh, by the way, you just said that you have something important to tell me, what is it?" Chu Haotian asked as he clinked glasses with Chef Xu.
"Oh, I almost forgot, it's the female disciples who steal the cucumbers! It's outrageous, now the cucumbers on the mountain only need to grow up, and all the female disciples of Nanfeng have stolen them, so that the chefs in the dining hall have no yellow to pick, and they haven't eaten crisp and delicious cucumber dishes for a long time! The disciples of the whole mountain complained, as the first seat of Nanfeng, you should take care of this matter!" Chef Xu complained.
"Damn, I thought it was a big deal, so you still have the face to say it for this?" Chu Haotian said angrily when he heard this, and the wine he drank almost didn't squirt out.
"Don't think it's a trivial matter, don't blame me for not reminding you when it's out of control!" Chef Xu frowned.
"Why don't you just steal a few cucumbers and eat them, what's the big deal, which of you chefs doesn't steal them?" Chu Haotian said disdainfully.
"you, we're chefs who watch it every day in the dining hall, who will steal it?" Chef Xu retorted.
"Hmph, everyone who is a chef will say this, but look at your body shape again, who will believe if you don't steal food, who will believe it?" Chu Haotian shook his head and sneered.
"Okay, it seems that your prejudice against us being chefs, let's not talk about this! To get back to the point, the female disciples of our Nanfeng are indeed too much, if you don't care about it anymore, I'm afraid that the disciples on the entire mountain will not have cucumbers to eat in the future!"
"Don't keep saying that it was our female disciple of Nanfeng who stole cucumbers, what evidence is there to prove that we stole them?" Chu Haotian reprimanded.
"Well, don't say it, it's true! I heard from the friends in the hall that a kitchen did catch a female disciple picking cucumbers in the vegetable garden a few nights ago! At first, we all thought they were stealing cucumbers to eat, but then we heard this story from the chef who caught stealing cucumbers, and we learned that they didn't steal cucumbers for food, but for them!" Chef Xu said with a lewd smile.
"Ah, is there such a thing? It's not for eating, it's for what? Tell me what happened after the female disciple who stole cucumbers was caught in the back kitchen?" Chu Haotian put down his wine glass and exclaimed.
Chef Xu suddenly raised his head and laughed, without saying a word, laughing so annoyed that Chu Haotian was annoyed for a while, and scolded: "Laugh at your uncle, you are telling me what is going on!"
Chef Xu raised his head, with a wicked smile on his face, and said: "Okay, since you let me tell me, I can tell the truth!" Because the theft of cucumbers has been bothering the kitchens, a few days ago, a kitchen went to the vegetable garden in the middle of the night to check the situation, but happened to meet a female disciple stealing cucumbers in the garden, and was caught. Originally, the chef wanted to call someone to come, but the female disciple actually proposed that as long as she didn't call someone, she was willing to make love with him, so under her temptation, the two of them did dirty things between men and women in the field next to the vegetable garden. ”
After Chu Haotian heard this, he was taken aback and said, "What you said is true, you are not fooling me, are you?"
Chef Xu hurriedly said, "Why am I fooling you? This is what the back kitchen told us personally, it's true!"
Chu Haotian thought for a moment, frowned, and said, "Maybe the back kitchen deliberately made up nonsense and daydreamed, and I don't believe that the female disciple of our Nanfeng would sell his innocence for a mere cucumber?"
Chef Xu patted Chu Haotian and said in a low voice: "Don't worry, this matter is not finished yet, after we listened to this back kitchen's story, we all expressed disbelief, but the back kitchen told us that the female disciple said that they stole cucumbers back to comfort the lonely, and said that they hoped to come out to meet him every night in the future, so that she would not have to steal cucumbers again." So he told us to follow him at night, and to hide in the shadows and eavesdrop, and it turned out that we could see it! Alas, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes and killed me, I wouldn't have believed that such a ridiculous thing could have happened in the mountains!"
After hearing this, Chu Haotian said uneasily: "Ah, is this true?
Chef Xu smirked embarrassedly: "Yes, I saw it with my own eyes! It is said that in the past few days, a few back kitchens have also begun to lurk near the vegetable garden at night, waiting for the rabbits, waiting for our female disciples from Nanfeng to take the bait!"
Chu Haotian frowned and said, "It can't be that you also go to the vegetable garden at night to lurk, right?"
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