Chapter 693: Fairy Transfiguration
"Of course, it doesn't get in the way. "Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info" Luo Gongzi Si Wenwen said, "It's just that Miss Shuijing, you are actually quite old, and you are still pretending to be tender and cute, is it a little unfair for these young people who don't know the truth?"
"This girl looks so young, and of course her mentality is just as young. Ji Shuijing rolled her eyes, "Is it possible that I want to treat you all as children and grandchildren to be happy, do you want me to call myself an old body?"
Everyone was dumbfounded: old, old body? This is too disobedient.
The Zhang Dashao snorted and said, "Actually, if you treat Miss Shuijing as twenty years old, there doesn't seem to be anything wrong with it." ”
"Young man, you guys are really too young, too simple. Luo Gongzi sighed, "Do you know why Miss Shui Jing is not old, she is always so young?"
"Why?"
"That must be because she has inhumane secret methods, and with the help of all kinds of secret sacrifices and costs, she can achieve the effect of not invading the years. Luo Gongzi said compassionately, "You are also a person who reads poetry and books and reads miscellaneous books, don't you know what this means?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone felt that they suddenly shuddered all over their bodies, and then looked at Miss Shuijing, the more they looked at it, the more beautiful they became, the more they looked at it, the more chilled they became, and they suddenly felt as if something strange was transforming into a human.
Before I knew it, I was already whispering.
"Could it be that Miss Shuijing is a goblin?"
"I'll just say, how can normal humans be so beautiful, most of them are goblins. ”
"And what kind of goblin is Miss Water Mirror?"
"It's so charming and moving, eighty percent of them are vixens. ”
"It's amazing, I didn't expect that there was a live-action version of Liaozhai around us......"
"Smack!" Ji Shuijing slammed his palm on the table and said angrily, "Young Master Luo, what do you mean by ruining my reputation like this?"
Luo Gongzi said calmly, "Miss Shuijing, you have been based in the Jiangnan business world for nearly 20 years, you will always be young, you will never marry, and the outside world suspects that you are a goblin, this is also normal, right?"
"I thought that the rumors would stop at the wise. But after reading you, you know that the most important thing in this world is stupidity. ”
Ji Shuijing smiled coldly, "Since you recognize that I am a goblin, I am scared to death one by one, so what do you say about marrying me on a blind date, are you deliberately teasing me?"
Luo Gongzi said unhurriedly, "As the saying goes, those who don't know are not guilty, these brothers didn't know about it originally, so it's normal to be terrified now." But Miss Shuijing, don't worry, since we are going to marry you, we are naturally sincere enough. ”
"Where is the sincerity?"
"The Buddha said, I don't go to hell, who goes to hell. Luo Gongzi sighed abruptly, "Since they are all afraid of you, I have to take on this arduous task." ”
Ji Shuijing's eyes widened, "It turns out that you scared these children just to make yourself the only candidate for the blind date group?"
"I'm thinking about them too. Luo Gongzi said, "They are young and shallow, lack concentration, if they are fascinated by beauty and sacrifice too many family interests for the girl, it will be a pity." ”
"Haha, it turns out that Luo Gongzi is confident that he can control me?" Ji Shuijing suddenly smiled, "But Luo Gongzi, I suddenly remembered that you have been Qin Se and Ming for many years, could it be that you suddenly encountered one of the three happy events in your life, and you lost your wife in middle age?"
Luo Gongzi smiled and said, "The good teacher girl learned that Humble Jing is in good health, diligent in housekeeping, and has no appearance of illness or weakness. ”
Ji Shuijing raised his eyebrows and said viciously, "Since you have a wife, what are you doing on a blind date with me?"
"This is naturally to take the girl as a concubine. ”
Luo Gongzi politely bowed, "Neizi is very virtuous, and she will never embarrass Miss Shuijing for no reason, as long as the girl respectfully serves the eldest woman after passing through the door, she will be able to have a harmonious family and harmony between the top and bottom." ”
“......”
Ji Shuijing only felt that countless rolling thunders were exploding on his head, and he was stunned for a quarter of an hour before he came back to his senses, "Master Luo, do you want me to be your concubine, and you still take it for granted?"
"Miss Shuijing, do you still have a choice?" Luo Gongzi smiled calmly, "If you don't associate with me and the others, it proves that you still have a little bit of energy to spare." However, when you really hold this auction, it means that you are at the end of your rope and there is no way back. ”
Ji Shuijing's face was extremely ugly, "So you think you can eat me and force me to sign an alliance under the city?"
But I heard Zhang Dashao suddenly sigh, "I miscalculated, I miscalculated." ”
Someone next to him asked, "Why did you miscalculate?"
"It doesn't matter if Miss Water Mirror is really a goblin. Zhang Dashao said with annoyance, "After marrying her, as long as you invite the master to explain and cast spells to suppress her demonic power, then you can live a happy and beautiful life in harmony?"
"Reasonable, indeed reasonable!" everyone suddenly realized, "In this way, whether Miss Shuijing is a fairy or not is not a shortcoming. ”
"Don't make trouble!" Luo Gongzi shouted, "What masters can you know, they are nothing more than some tricky magic sticks, they don't have the slightest magic power at all, and their dealings with rich businessmen are just raising each other's value and touting each other." ”
"Luo Gongzi is not right. Ji Shuijing said slowly, "Since there is no master with real mana in this world, how can there be such a nonsensical thing as a goblin?"
This reason is very simple, if there are really goblins, there must also be a master of demon subjugation. If there were no masters, there would be no goblins. Since they are all mysterious phenomena, either both exist or neither exists.
"Master Luo, we were almost deceived by you, in fact, we also have the spirit of going to hell. Zhang Dashao said angrily, "Regardless of whether Miss Shuijing is a goblin or not, we should put the interests of the family first and carry out the blind date to the end, how can we quit halfway for no reason?"
Everyone echoed and said yes, all of them seemed righteous and awe-inspiring, and forgot all the terrified situations when they didn't think of the demon subjugation method just now.
"You sons are so loving, the little girl is really grateful. Ji Shuijing smiled sweetly, "It's just that you are all dragons and phoenixes among people, and you are super out of the group, and I don't know which one to choose." For the sake of the present, it is only up to one of you to see which of you is the most sincere. ”
Zhang Dashao asked, "I don't know how Miss Shuijing can judge the sincerity of our waiting?"
"You're here at the auction venue, do you need to say that?"
Everyone understands when they hear it, and the implication of this is that whoever supports the more force, the greater the sincerity.
Luo Gongzi's face was very ugly, "You guys are stupid, you really want to compete like this, but you are cheaper than your competitors in vain." ”
Zhang Dashao said disapprehantly, "Since Miss Shui Jing has agreed to choose a son-in-law by bidding for the auction, this has already shown the sincerity of cooperation, and we should naturally follow her rules." ”
"And then, if you ask a goblin to pass through the door, you are not afraid of insulting the family's reputation?"
Everyone suddenly hesitated again, although they no longer cared if Miss Shuijing was a goblin or not, but the so-called human words were terrifying, if it really spread loudly, Yu Jiafeng seemed to be really harmful.
At this moment, I heard a voice suddenly come from outside, "I heard that there are thousand-year-old fox spirits here?"
Ji Shuijing said angrily, "That's a rumor, no!"
At most, the most I guessed in the stern hall was that this girl was a vixen, and there was no prefix of "millennium" at all. )