Chapter 16: Conquering the Wild Zhang Fei (Middle)
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Unlike others, Lin Mu was very panicked at this time, a whole vat of wine was placed in front of him, and Zhang Fei was still talking energetically. "Brother, I don't have Du Kangxian's brewing Lao Zhang, but how much rice wine I brew at home!"
As he spoke, Zhang Fei estimated that he was talking too much, so he directly held the bronze ears with both hands, and carried the wine vat into his mouth.
Grunt... Grunt... Grunt......
The throat kept swallowing, and the rice wine was like boiled water in Zhang Fei, and it was dried up in less than a moment.
Bang!
The bronze wine vat landed again, and without waiting for Lin Mu to react, Zhang Fei carried it with one hand, and had already handed most of the vat of wine to his eyes. "It's the man, get rid of this wine, and in the future, Zhang will have one more brother, not the man, go out and turn left, don't send it!"
Forest. “......”
Hearing this, Lin Mu almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, in his original plan, he planned to drink Du Kang Xian Brew and immediately change the topic, the reason why he chose this pavilion is precisely because of the calligraphy and paintings hanging here, and it is easy to lead the topic to a predetermined trajectory.
But the ghost knew that Zhang Fei didn't say a word, and he carried a vat of rice wine, and he took the lead, making it clear that he would talk about it after drinking, which instantly choked Lin Mu speechless, and blocked all retreats.
Smelling the smell of wine in the air, Lin Mu already felt drunk for three points, if he really did most of this half of the tank, he would probably have to explain his life here.
However, no matter how thorough the plan is, there are only two ways in front of him, either Lin Mu will kill most of the rice wine, or declare the contract mission unsuccessful and completely lose his chance with Zhang Fei.
Willingly?
Confession?
Do you want to turn left when you go out?
Mixed thoughts flashed in his mind, but only thoughts, under the gaze of Zhang Fei's eyes, the corners of Lin Mu's mouth turned up slightly, without saying a word, he reached out and held the bronze ears with both hands, and the strength in his body was excited, and he shouldered the wine vat and tilted his head.
Crash......
The liquid in the bronze wine vat stirred and slowly fell along the inclined angle, like a small silver dragon, which was extremely fast and burrowed into the mouth of the wood.
Pungent, icy, spicy......
At this moment, the senses of taste, smell, and touch were stimulated to numbness, and they all revolted and denounced Lin Mu's abuse.
The next moment, there was a rich and mellow fragrance between the mouth and nose, which lasted for a long time, and the hot breath in the abdomen was pervasive, as if floating in the warm winter sun, and the whole body was indescribably comfortable.
If it is on the earth, such a vat of wine will be eaten, even if you don't get drunk and die violently, you will have to be supported to death by a large amount of alcohol, but this is the world of cultivating immortals, and the sixth order of the foundation building realm brings to the forest in addition to strength, it is beyond the physique of ordinary people.
Although the body is unable to completely excrete alcohol or convert alcohol, it is easy to evaporate the water in rice wine.
Bang!
The bronze wine vat fell to the ground again, but there was no liquid stirring sound, if you look at it, you will find that there is not a drop of rice wine left in it, and it is all put into Lin Musheng's stomach.
"Good wine...... Wine...... Comparable to Du Kangxian...... Immortal Brew!" He spoke with a big tongue, and under the influence of alcohol in his stomach, Lin Mu's brain was already a little delirious.
But even if he was drunk and dazed, Lin Mu didn't dare to forget the task he was thinking about all the time, but under the stimulation of a large amount of alcohol, the original plan had been abandoned.
Without any words, Lin Mu reached out with such a big hand, pulled Zhang Fei closer, and patted the other party's shoulder. "Lao Zhang, brother, I'll give you a painting, what if you're satisfied...... In the future, I will follow my brother and eat a bite of meat, and I will never let you drink soup...... If you're not satisfied...... Brother beat you until you're satisfied!"
Beat Zhang Fei?
Rao is Lin Mu was delirious at this time, and he really couldn't say this if he was sober, but the funny thing was that Zhang Fei was not unhappy when he heard it, but looked at the drunk Lin Mu and grinned.
Not for anything else, Lin Mu didn't say a word and killed most of the half of the wine, which gave Zhang Fei the greatest face, how could he take these nonsense in his mouth to heart now.
The most important point is that what Lin Mu said after he was drunk aroused Zhang Fei's great interest.
As mentioned above, Zhang Fei is very fond of calligraphy and painting in this world, and at this time, Lin Mu spit out the truth after drinking, which happened to be crooked, making him mistakenly think that the two had the same interests.
Lin Mu wanted to improvise painting, even if Zhang Fei didn't like calligraphy and painting, as the host, he would not easily refuse.
Flatten the rice paper, set up the paperweight, set up the brush, Zhang Fei personally inked ink, and waited until everything was ready, then he stretched out his hand and made a gesture of please, signaling that Lin Mu could start writing.
On the other hand, Lin Mu, at this time, was full of wine, and he didn't care about the success or failure of the contract task, completely adhering to a momentum born from the heart, he picked up the pen holder and dipped it in rich black ink, and swept it to the pure white rice paper without any scruples.
As the saying goes, fate changes all the time, Lin Mu's Chinese painting skills are only rudimentary, if he paints when he is sober, it is easy to have worries, scruples, and easy to lower the level that is not high.
At this time, he was drunk and delirious, and his skills had long been played casually, but the memory that was deeply engraved in his mind was vividly exerted by Lin Mu, and he raised the "Hairpin Lady" more than a step higher.
Of course, the elevation here refers to the original level of the forest, as for wanting to compete with Master Zhou Fang, don't talk about this if you don't have master-level Chinese painting skills.
The masterpieces cannot be compared, but to suppress Zhang Fei, who has not reached the realm of masters, the painting of Lin Mu must be enough.
But it makes people laugh and cry, Lin Mu has just finished successfully with a pencil and dropped the pen, and he didn't even have time to put the brush back, his head was crooked and completely drunk, and he collapsed to the ground with a click.
The only luck was that Zhang Fei reached out in time to stop it, so that he could avoid a close contact between the forest and the earth.
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Early in the morning of the second day
The drizzle was slightly sloping, and there was a slight coolness in the morning breeze, but Lin Mu didn't know it at all, because he was nesting in the warm ocean quilt at this time, beating his head hard.
"What a fucking ......"
The head seemed to be filled with lead, sinking on the pillow like a jack and couldn't pull it out, and thinking of the bronze jar of rice wine yesterday, Lin Mu was still afraid for a while. "I can't bear the sixth order of foundation building, how did Zhang Fei make this wine!"
Speechless, Lin Mu had solemnly decided that he would no longer stain rice wine if he was killed, even if the contract task could not be completed, he would never fight with Zhang Fei again.
"Drinking with others is money, and drinking with Zhang Fei is life!" Lin Mu complained angrily, and after a period of buffering, the benefits brought by the sixth order of foundation building had appeared, and his body and head began to recover gradually.
At this moment, Lin Mu seemed to hear the faint sound of the door opening, and immediately a loud sound like rolling thunder exploded in his ears.
"Big brother, it's ready early, you wash up and eat it while it's hot!"