Chapter 2 Young Master!
Zhang Ye felt a pain in his head, a pain in his chest, a pain in his arm, damn, his whole body hurt. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info can't open his eyes, and he doesn't know if he's in the hospital.
"Is there anyone?" Zhang Ye shouted, in fact, he couldn't make a clear sound at all, what others heard was just "woo woo" or something like that, and the sound was still very soft, and he couldn't hear it even if he was a little farther away.
Fortunately, there seemed to be someone guarding the bedside, and when he heard him speak, the man was surprised: "Young master, are you awake, how are you feeling? Do you want to drink water?" The voice sounded like a girl.
Zhang Zhixin said Which nurse, can you have some professionalism, can I drink water like this? Hurry up and call a doctor, Lao Tzu can't open his eyes. And what the hell is this "young master", Nima must be a small private clinic.
"Woooooooo ”
"Young master, you want to drink ......"
"Woooooooo ”
"Young Master, are you hungry ......?"
"Woooooooo ”
"Ah, I'll go find Steward Zhang. I really couldn't understand Zhang Ye's bird language, so the girl screamed, and I heard her run out, and her steps were getting farther and farther.
I finally went to the doctor, and I was so angry. It's just that what is this doctor's name Steward Zhang, it's really weird, who is so immoral and sent me to this small clinic and cured Lao Tzu to death. Zhang Ye thought about it, he was angry and worried, but his body couldn't move, and he had a sense of helplessness that "my life is up to me".
After a while, Zhang Ye heard someone coming, and the footsteps were chaotic and chaotic, and there should be a lot of people coming.
"Young master, young master. "This is not the little girl before, the person who spoke sounded like a middle-aged uncle, and he was quite angry.
"Woo woo woo. "It's another incomprehensible bird language, in fact, what he wants to say is, doctor, help me, I have a headache, my arm hurts, my whole body hurts.
Of course, the visitor could not understand his bird language, and when he saw him like this, he did not ask him again if he drank water or was hungry. I only heard the man say, "Young master, you are seriously injured, you can't say much, the old man will immediately go to find Doctor Wang to come and give you a pulse." Presumably, after taking a few doses of good medicine, the young master can recover as before, and the young master can relax. ”
Alas, it's not a doctor who has been doing it for a long time, and the service of this little broken clinic is so bad that Zhang Ye is depressed and dies. I heard the middle-aged man instruct again, "Xiaolian, Xiaolan, you two take good care of the young master here, and I'll go back as soon as I go." ”
It's back to the situation when you just woke up, the only difference is that there is another little nurse.
In fact, Rao is Zhang Ye is so dull, and he also feels that something is wrong, this place does not look like a clinic at all, and the way several people speak does not look like normal people. I only thought that the little nurse was nervous and spoke strangely, but now there are a few people who are abnormal, which means that they are normal here, but why do you call yourself "young master"?
Zhang Ye couldn't figure it out, his head still hurt so much, so he simply didn't want to, and waited until his eyes could open to take a good look at the situation.
"Young master, do you want to drink water?" Zhang Ye's headache was just a little better, and he heard someone asking next to him, this time it was another girl's voice.
"The young master doesn't drink water, I asked earlier. The girl before helped him out of the siege, and he didn't need to "woo" anymore.
"Then young master, are you hungry?"
"The young master is not hungry, I also asked. ”
"Then young master, are you cold?"
"Gee, I didn't ask about that. As if she had discovered a new world, Girl No. 1 was obviously very happy, "Young Master, are you cold?"
I...... Not cold...... I...... It's just that...... I kind of want to die...... Spare me.
Zhang Ye's heart was destined not to be heard, and the two girls continued.
"Young master, do you hurt? ”
"Young Master, does your arm hurt?"
"Young master, do you have a headache?"
"Young Master......"
......
I don't know how long it took, but finally someone else came, and this time it was a lot of people, Zhang Ye only felt a cold on his wrist, and his whole wrist was caught.
The person who grabbed his wrist groaned for a moment and said: "Zhang Shaoxia was hit by a palm in the chest, and his qi and blood were stagnant, so his whole body was sore and weak, but fortunately, Shaoxia's kung fu is really strong, and he has no worries about his life for the time being." I will prescribe a dose of medicine, you can catch it according to the dose, come back and make a medicinal bath, and give Zhang Shaoxia a bath for an hour every day. ”
The middle-aged man before spoke at this time, "Doctor Wang is hard, please follow me to the study to open a prescription." Doctor Wang came in a hurry, and he didn't bring any pen and paper, so when he heard this, he went with him.
Finally prescribed the medicine, Zhang Ye finally breathed a sigh of relief. He was depressed before, and he was troubled by the two girls for a long time, but now he is relieved, confused, and falls asleep.
When he woke up again, he subconsciously opened his eyes and really opened them. When I opened my eyes, I found myself in a wooden barrel, and the yellow-brown liquid in the barrel emitted an unpleasant smell, thinking about what Dr. Wang said before, these should be potions.
"Huh...... Sister Xiaolan, the young master seems to be awake. "This should be Xiaolian, listening to the voice seems to be girl No. 1.
Zhang Ye turned his head, and two girls in ancient costumes were looking at him fiercely. He was a little stunned, as if he had no clothes on him.
Hurriedly shrank into the bucket, revealing only the top of his eyes, and asked, "Uh, two girls, did you take off my clothes?"
The two girls were stunned when they heard this, and then their faces turned red, and Xiaolian reacted first, and said ashamedly: "Oh, young master, you are so bad, how dare we, Zhang Xiaofang took it off for you." "Xiaolian looked younger, only fourteen or fifteen years old, dressed in blue. Next to her was a girl a few years older than her, dressed in white, with two extra steps on her head.
Who is Zhang Xiaofang, Zhang Ye is a little confused. Look at the dress of these two girls, and the decoration of this room, it seems to be in ancient times. What is this thing called, a special service?
"Ahem, Xiaolian, why am I here, who sent me?" This question is very important, Zhang Ye was the first to ask.
That Xiaolian was obviously confused by Zhang Ye's question, looked at him with two eyes sparkling, and said stupidly: "The ...... I sent you here It was Zhang Xiaofang who brought you over, why are you here...... If you compete with others and are injured, don't you just heal here? ”
Zhang Ye remembered the dream he had when he was in a coma before-for some reason he was holding a big knife, and the person opposite slapped himself without saying a word, and the person seemed to be able to fly, and he came to him at once. Isn't it a dream, it's all real?
"Is the person who hit me about the same height as me, emaciated, and has prominent cheekbones? When he hit me, he flew in front of me all of a sudden?" Zhang Ye's voice was a little eager, this matter was too nonsense.
That Xiaolian looked at him like an idiot, and said, "I didn't see why I beat you, there were so many people around me at that time, I couldn't squeeze in." The guy who hit you is quite thin, with high cheeks, and doesn't look like a good guy at first glance. Listening to Zhang Sanye, that person seems to be the eldest disciple of the Dragon and Tiger Sect, what is the name of the mountain. ”
Zhang Ye was stunned for a moment, he seemed to have been hit by a car and hit another world, and he was slapped as soon as he came. It's so fucking unlucky, and now that I'm here, I'm not familiar with life, I don't have a lot of experience in crossing, and I don't have a golden finger that can help me pretend to be forced. The key is that this place seems to be a martial arts world, and the person who beat him before flew over and made a deep impression on him.
Alas, I don't know the old man Jin Yong's "way of heaven, more than what is lost and what is not enough." Therefore, the false is better than the real, and the insufficient is more than enough. "It doesn't work, I guess it's enough.
Xiaolian and Xiaolan next to him kept looking at Zhang Ye, seeing that he was in a low mood and his eyes were dull, Xiaolan said softly: "Young master, don't be sad, it's not a shame to lose to that mountain, people are big disciples of the Dragon and Tiger Sect, and it is forgivable to lose one and a half moves." No matter what, young master, you are our great hero in Jiangyin, and you are the only martial arts alliance leader in everyone's hearts. ”
If Zhang Muye was still there, Xiaolan's words might move him. It's a pity that it was Zhang Ye in front of him instead of Zhang Muye, he didn't even know the specific situation now, how could he still have the heart to think about the previous martial arts competition.
I don't know if the family will stab me with a knife after they know that I am not Zhang Muye, Zhang Ye is very worried, he has no memory of his predecessor at all, how can he get past it.
"Young master, you haven't broken your brain, how stupid you are, and the questions you ask are inexplicable. "Xiaolian seems to be a little more out-of-the-box, a little open-mouthed.
"What nonsense, the young master is just injured and has not recovered, and it is normal for him to be a little confused when he has just sobered up. Xiaolan scolded lightly on the side.
Hearing what she said, Zhang Ye's heart moved, and he suddenly covered his head and shouted: "Ahhhh
Zhang Ye screamed as he threw the water in the bucket, and suddenly made a gesture to stand up.
"Yikes. The two girls covered their faces and turned their heads together, and when they heard Zhang Ye still frantically beating the water behind them, the two of them hurriedly ran out, shouting while running Xiaolian: "The young master is crazy, the young master is going to bite." Xiaolan, who was running together, had a question mark, is the young master going to come out and bite someone without clothes?
Zhang Xiaofang was holding a wooden bucket and was about to send hot water to the house, when he saw Xiaolian and Xiaolan running out like crazy, and Xiaolian kept shouting: "The young master is crazy, the young master is going to bite." ”
Zhang Xiaofang didn't even want the wooden bucket in his hand, threw it to the side, and rushed into the house with an arrow step, just as he saw Zhang Ye frantically splashing in the water. Zhang Xiaofang grabbed Zhang Ye's hands and shouted, "Young master, it's me." This call brought a little internal force, which shook Zhang Ye's heart, stopped his movements, and looked at Zhang Xiaofang blankly.
Zhang Ye used to be acting, but now he is really shocked, and the little fresh meat in front of him screamed like this, and his brain was so shocked. This is also too awesome, this kind of sonic attack is more than Li Qing's Tianyin Wave dick, and it can be seen that this kid has definitely not used all his skills. It is estimated that he has used all his strength, and now he is really going to see Hades.
"Young Master, what's wrong with you?" Zhang Xiaofang asked worriedly.
"I, who am I, you, who are you?" Zhang Ye's voice sounded a little trembling, as confused as amnesia, but in fact, he hadn't come out of the previous sonic attack yet.
"Young master, have you lost your memory?" Zhang Xiaofang said faintly.
"Amnesia, who am I?" Zhang Ye knew how to play an amnesiac patient well, as long as he kept asking me who I was.
"Young Master, you are the new leader of the Martial Arts Alliance, the eldest young master of the Zhang Mansion, and you are Zhang Muye. Zhang Xiaofang was a little anxious, it seems that the young master has really lost his memory, what can I do.
WHATTHEFUCK!
Zhang Ye didn't expect that he would be the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance, which was really surprising. However, why was the dignified martial arts alliance leader thrown to the ground with a palm. And listening to Xiaolan's statement before, the person who beats himself still can't be provoked by himself. What is this called the leader of the Martial Arts Alliance.
The previous owner of this body was called Zhang Muye, fortunately, there was not much difference, and it would not be a big deal to be called Zhang Muye in the future.
Shaking his head, Zhang Muye said confusedly: "I don't remember, who are you?"
"Alas," sighed, the matter had come to this point, and after confirming that the young master had lost his memory, Xiao Fang could only slowly answer Zhang Muye's question: "I am Xiao Fang, your attendant, and I grew up with you since I was a child." ”
It turned out to be a small bodyguard and a bodyguard, and the bodyguard had such a strong sonic attack, it seems that he must have been very strong before.
After that, Zhang Muye sat in the bucket and kept asking, and Zhang Xiaofang was next to him while adding hot water to answer his questions. After about an hour like this, Zhang Xiaofang stopped adding water and said, "Young master, it's time for the medicinal bath, I'll change your clothes." ”
Zhang Muye was a little embarrassed, except for when he was a child, he hadn't let anyone wear clothes, and the other party was still a man. It's just that now Zhang Muye's legs and feet are weak, and he can only be done by Zhang Xiaofang. Get dressed, and then carry him back to his room.
On the way back to the room, Zhang Muye thought on Zhang Xiaofang's back that it would be nice if Xiaofang was replaced by Xiaolan.