Chapter 657: Extroverted
Hu Mingming was so frightened that he kept screaming, and after being frightened, he asked Han Zhen for help: "Han Gongzi, help me come up with an idea, what should I do??" I'm going to die. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info”
Under the firelight, Hu Mingming's huge body was torn around, like a living puppet, in this situation, it was night, and this scene was indeed a little scary.
However, Hu Mingming's behavior was like a four- or five-year-old child being teased to cry, constantly shouting and struggling, and begging for mercy, and the whole horror became more and more funny.
Han Zhen didn't have a good idea for a while, and he was a little panicked, and it was his turn soon.
After Hu Mingming yelled for a while, the words begging for mercy were a little messy, and it was not until this moment that he finally made it clearer: "I don't dare anymore, don't treat me like this, I'm a good person." ”
Han Zhen smiled in her heart, this has nothing to do with whether you are a good person or a bad person, An Xuanzhen just uses you as a whetstone for her killing tools, and it is just a little bit of use.
Next, Hu Mingming watched his body sometimes become very wide, sometimes very narrow, his eyes turned around in horror, and he couldn't even say a word of begging for mercy.
Han Zhen pleaded tentatively with An Xuanzhen: "Miss An, from my observation, this fat man doesn't seem to be in good health and can't withstand such a big twist, so it's better to stop here." Yi Niang has at least taken this important step, and your goal can be regarded as achieved. ”
An Xuanzhen glanced at Han Zhen and ignored him, the look seemed to be saying, don't talk nonsense, the next one is you.
After a while, Hu Mingming may have been injured in the head, maybe he was scared and half stupid, there was no sound, just in a daze.
Yi Niang finally let him go.
She looked at An Xuanzhen, intending to ask if she was satisfied.
An Xuanzhen grabbed Hu Mingming and took a closer look, and threw it aside, as if she was throwing a piece of garbage.
Han Zhen shook Hu Mingming in the past, testing his snort, wondering if he was dead, trying that he still had a faint breath.
An Xuanzhen said to Yi Niang: "The performance just now was okay, but I hope to see your spells go further." ”
Yi Niang immediately lowered her head and said in a begging tone: "Miss An, I really haven't tried any further spells. ”
An Xuanzhen gently lifted her chin, asked her to raise her head, and said in a tepid tone: "I have to try it even more if I haven't tried it, you always use various reasons to escape and dodge, I have given you enough time, you can't hide anymore today." ”
Han Zhen made a gesture of looking at his watch, and complained to An Xuanzhen: "Xiao An'an, what are you smoking in the middle of the night, you don't like to rest as a night cat That's your hobby, don't bother everyone." ”
As soon as he said this, Yishuang on the side suddenly changed his soft posture just now, quietly approached him, and suddenly flew up and kicked him to the ground.
Han Zhen was attacked secretly, and he was a little out of breath for a while, his back was kicked so hard, and a sharp pain hit his whole body, and he tried to stand up, but just about to stand up, he didn't feel that he fell down again.
He shouted unconvinced: "Little Shuangshuang, what do you mean by this, if you have the ability, let's fight justifiably." ”
Yishuang looked at him coldly, pointed at him and said, "Do you know why I beat you, that is, because you are disrespectful to Miss An, you are full of nonsense, so you almost found an opportunity to cut off your tongue." ”
The farmer helped Han Zhen up and patted the dust on his body, and then the farmer seemed to realize that Han Zhen and him were indeed grasshoppers on the same rope, and they were difficult brothers.
Han Zhen avoided Yishuang and immediately complained to An Xuanzhen: "Xiao An'an, let's continue the topic just now, do you know what time it is, I advise you to rest early, sleeping late is not good for your skin, you will get uglier and uglier...... And again......"
Before he finished speaking, Yishuang had already approached him at a very fast speed, he had already taken precautions this time, flashed quickly, Yishuang was very anxious, and hit the farmer with a wrong palm. The farmer slapped heavily and fell.
Han Zhen shouted: "Yishuang, you shameless thing, you are really shameless, you actually bullied the peasants, and if you have the ability, you will rush at me." ”
Yishuang slapped the farmer on the head, and the farmer fainted after falling to the ground.
Han Zhen helped the farmer, trying to wake him up, shaking his body vigorously, but the farmer still didn't wake up.
Yishuang's steps were very light, she didn't seem to make a sound when she walked, she took a step or two closer, and she was already standing in front of Han Zhen, and she was about to make a move on Han Zhen when she looked like her.
Han Zhen waved his hand and said, "Slow, everything needs to be reasonable, Yishuang, what you just did is not right." It was I who said disrespectful words to Miss An, and I should be punished, even if you cut me down, you deserve it. But why are you joking with the life of the farmer's eldest brother, you are purely biased, and you have to learn from others to be killers and bodyguards for the kung fu of these three-legged cats. Today you accidentally injured the farmer, and tomorrow you will mistakenly kill Miss An. ”
Yishuang was speechless by what he said, and she really didn't know what to do for a while.
Han Zhen saw that the farmer hadn't woken up yet, and Hu Mingming looked stupid again, as if he was the only one here to deal with An Xuanzhen and them, he couldn't help but feel a little panicked, and chopped a few feet on the farmer when he was in a hurry, hoping that he would wake up soon.
But the farmer didn't react at all, as if he had died.
Han Zhen stepped on the farmer's face again, and walked around the sides of the farmer's body to avoid Yishuang, while saying to her, "Little Shuangshuang, what do you say about this." You beat my old peasant brother into a vegetative person, or a vegetative person in the Tang Dynasty, it will be difficult to recover it. Although you are a person who is not a person, a ghost is not a ghost, but your master is a person in the martial arts, and the heroes of the martial arts are chivalrous, you kill innocents like this, aren't you afraid of the heroes on the rivers and lakes laughing when it spreads!"
I don't know if these lines work, so he learns to say nonsense on TV.
Yishuang blushed at what he said, and a few words popped out of her mouth: "This...... I...... I...... I didn't want to kill him. ”
An Xuanzhen smiled faintly and said to Han Zhen: "If I kill all three of you, this matter will not spread to the rivers and lakes, and naturally no one will laugh at us." ”
Han Zhen said: "As the saying goes, there is no impermeable wall in the world, as long as you do it, someone will always know." ”
An Xuanzhen looked high-spirited, and said: "Hehe, a good man in the rivers and lakes! Whoever laughs at me will kill him, so naturally no one will laugh at him." ”
Han Zhen didn't know what to say for a while, but he just hoped that the farmer would wake up soon, so that he could still have a shield.
In desperation, he picked up the farmer and threw him down, and he wanted to wake him up like this.
After falling like this twice, seeing that the farmer still hadn't woken up, he couldn't help but be a little anxious, and pinched him a few more times in the face.
Yishuang pressed towards Han Zhen step by step, and said to him: "It was an accident that he died, but now it's your turn, and your death is deserved." I want you to die at the age of twenty. ”
Han Zhen walked around behind An Xuanzhen and said, "Miss An, I don't think it's time for me to die, and you don't mean to kill me." But I'm afraid that this Yishuang will kill me by mistake if he plays too much, and then you will lose a talent. Now is the time for you to employ people, and Wu Xiadie, the thorn in the side of the most heinous crime, has not been eliminated by you......"
An Xuanzhen smiled, her smile this time was different from the previous times, revealing a little smugness.
Han Zhen said: "Smile, ten years of laughter." Miss An, you are very beautiful when you smile, and you are more moving than usual. In such a beautiful situation, it is even more unsuitable for killing. ”
An Xuanzhen said: "Master Han, it turns out that you are also so afraid of death, I have always regarded you as a hero who spares his life." ”
Han Zhen was very embarrassed by what she said, and couldn't help but say again: "An Xuanzhen, grandpa, I'm not begging you, I'm just reasoning." ”
Yishuangxiu frowned, pointed at Han Zhen and said, "This dog thing, you dare to call yourself grandpa in front of Miss An, I think you are really tired of today." If I don't give you some color, you don't know my methods. ”
Her figure flashed, and she approached Han Zhen like a ray of light.
Han Zhen rubbed his eyes and said, "What the hell, you ...... How did you change in front of me like Monkey King. ”
He immediately jumped to the other side, and Yishuang's figure flashed and approached him again, and he was about to hit him on the head with a palm, when suddenly the farmer stood up.
Everyone present was shocked, who would have thought that he would wake up at this time and stand up straight.
Han Zhen couldn't help but pat the farmer on the head and said happily: "Great, you finally woke up, and you know that Yishuang doesn't have such a high heat, and it's so easy for her to kill us." ”
The farmer said: "I don't have any problems at all, but I am very sleepy, and I took this opportunity to take a nap just now, and now I am more energetic." ”
He turned to point at Yishuang angrily and said, "You shameless little girl, it's just too much. As the saying goes, if you don't hit someone in the face, you dare to hit me on the head. There are two paths before you: First, go back and give my son a child daughter-in-law. Two, let me beat you to death. ”
Han Zhen patted the farmer and said, "Brother farmer, if you can beat her to death, I will definitely spend a lot of money to make you a good coffin......" Only then did he know that he was wrong, in his subconscious, the farmer would be killed by Yishuang.
Yishuang replied to the farmer, "You old thing, I didn't want your dog to die, but now I have changed my mind. I'm going to slaughter you with my own hands today. ”
Yishuang's personality seems to be slowly changing, and she has become more and more extroverted.
She flickered and approached the farmer, and just as he was about to make a move, the farmer immediately ran to the other side.
She flashed a few times, and each time she was only a little bit close to hitting the farmer, but she didn't expect the farmer to hide quickly.
Han Zhen said: "Brother farmer, it's not a way for you to keep running away like this, you can't be like a dog chasing a rabbit, you should think of a way to attack." ”