Chapter 141: Lord Songdaira (2)
Sun Wukong had no choice but to take off his hood, and when the guards looked up and saw his appearance, they were so frightened that they took a few steps back and sat on the ground. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"You.. What are you? are you a youkai?" the guard shouted, drawing the attention of the others.
Liu Bang and Li Bodhi glanced at each other helplessly, Li Bodhi made a gesture, and Liu Bang was more experienced in dealing with this situation.
"My God, conscience of heaven and earth, how can we be people with monsters? Pets, yes, pets, we plan to take him to the East China Sea, take advantage of the crowd, perform a juggler or something, so as to make some money, absolutely no demon bandits, we are good citizens with household registration. Liu Bang shouted grievances in his mouth, and secretly stuffed a piece of broken silver to the guards under his hands.
The guard was stunned for a moment, and then said with a smile, "What kind of monster did I have at the time, it turned out to be a pet, but it was too ugly, and it scared the military master, okay, you can pass the test." ”
As soon as the guards spoke, they wanted to release people, Li Bodhi secretly gave Liu Bang a thumbs up, this big brother has no other skills, so he has the ability to bribe people, unparalleled in the world, just now in front of everyone, he dared to openly stuff a piece of silver into the guards, and the vast majority of people can't see it, this is the ability.
Suddenly, there was chaos in the crowd, and a fat general on a horse rushed over with a snort.
"The white-haired one in front, stop for me!" The person who came was Ma Zongbing, this general soldier had not exercised so vigorously for a long time, and he came back in a hurry, his heartbeat was too fast, and he almost gave up his life immediately.
Li Bodhi was stunned, because as soon as someone opened his mouth, they were coming at him, but he had just arrived at Jinling Pass today, so how could someone come specifically to look for him? I'm afraid he didn't come to look for trouble.
When the guards saw the general, they hurriedly went over to hold the reins of the horse, and said with a smile, "Why didn't the chief soldier accompany the county lord today, but came here instead?"
Ma Zongbing has recently become obsessed with Yingying, in fact, it is right, whether it is a house flower or a wildflower, in the face of the stunning color, it is no longer attractive, now Ma Zongbing as long as he can see Yingying during the day, even if he returns home, he is addicted to it in his mind, it is more enjoyable than touching his own concubines, so Ma Zongbing saddles up before and after the horse, and does not leave Yingying.
This matter is well known in Jinling Pass, but everyone laughed at Mr. Ma this time, a middle-aged old man is not ashamed, he revolves around the county lord all day long, and he doesn't want to think about his own status, the county lord can crush him to death with one finger, but he is still dreaming of the Spring and Autumn Festival, which is really shameless.
In fact, these people are completely wrong, Mr. Ma has been able to mix in the officialdom for so many years, and he has forgotten his skills on the battlefield back then, but the skills of this officialdom have long been perfected, a woman with the status of the county lord of Yingying, not to mention that he can't look down on him, even if he can look at it, Mr. Ma doesn't dare to ask for it.
At the feet of the Son of Heaven, the city is full of crowns, and he is a small general soldier in Xianyang City, and he is a small official with sesame mung beans in Xianyang City, not to mention the person who has met the three princes and six secretaries of the people, even if he has met the subordinates of others, he has to nod his head and bow down, in that ghost place, people are not as good as ghosts, how can there be this golden bell at ease, my old horse stomps his feet here, the whole city trembles, and he lives freely.
This is also the wisdom of Mr. Ma, many people do not have his wisdom, but Mr. Ma's greed for money and lust does not change, he will be unlucky, it is just a matter of time.
Li Bodhi patiently waited for General Ma to come over, he bowed and saluted, "This official is invited, may I ask you to stop the poor road, what is the matter?"
"I'll stop you, of course there's something, you can come with me. Ma Zongbing arrogantly and shyly said with a big belly.
"Did I commit something, and why did you arrest me?" Li Bodhi frowned, not understanding what misunderstanding was inside.
"Why is there so much nonsense? I'll let you go with me, you just follow up, say so much to do? Come on, lock him up, take him away!" Ma Zongbing snorted coldly, his usual temper surged into his heart, and he forgot all the orders of the county lord of Yingying, and just wanted to teach this ignorant white-headed little way a good lesson now.
The more he did this, the greater the doubts in Li Bodhi's heart, and two guards came over with ropes and put them on Li Bodhi's head.
"Official, we have to be reasonable, if you are like this, I am welcome. Li Bodhi took a step back and secretly transmitted the sound, asking Sun Wukong to take Liu Bang to blend into the crowd and not be affected.
Sun Wukong nodded, pulled Liu Bang's clothes, and disappeared into the crowd.
Li Bodhi was relieved at this time.
"You're welcome, stinky bullnose, I think you are quite special, not very old, your hair is white, what kind of birdman are you, dare to spread wild in front of this official, come here! Collect him for me!"
"Give it to me!" Ma General waved his whip, and the guards rushed up.
Li Bo raised his hand like electricity, knocked the guards in front of him unconscious with a punch, grabbed a guard with his backhand, and threw him three or four feet away, this group of guards can deal with some ordinary people, facing Li Bodhi, not much better than a puppet, ping pong, tossing a lot of smoke and dust, and when the dust settles, there are guards lying all over the ground.
This is also the mercy of Li Bodhi's subordinates, just using some tricks to make these people temporarily incapacitated, otherwise if the techniques are a little heavier, these guards will all be crippled.
"It's a good fight! Dao Ye did a good job!!" The onlookers were not afraid of being lively, and they usually hated Ma Zongbing's misdeeds, so they deliberately applauded Li Bodhi.
"You guys.... You people dare to join forces with this bull's nose and laugh at their own officials together?" General Ma rode his horse to the edge of the crowd, snapping a few whips, and whipped several people with blood on their faces.
Ma Zongbing dispersed the crowd and once again focused on Li Bodhi's body, "Stinky Taoist, don't go! I'll kill you!"
Since coming to this Golden Bell Pass, when has General Soldier Ma been subjected to this kind of wretched spirit, the world has its own human law, even if you are a cultivator and active in the world, you have to respect me, the chief military officer! General Soldier Ma rode his horse and crashed into Li Bodhi.
Li Bodhi frowned, he didn't want to cause any trouble, the purpose of this trip was to go to the East China Sea to see the excitement and distraction, if this general soldier was injured here, the later checkpoints would not be used, and it would be good to see the excitement change to fleeing.
So Li Bodhi was helpless, optimistic that General Soldier Ma was about to collide with him, he waved his sleeves, "Nothing in the sleeve!!"
At this moment, everyone was stunned, why was there such a big living person? What about people? What about horses? Why were they all gone?
Li Bodhi arched his hand to the soldier who fell to the ground, "Everyone, I'm just a wandering Taoist priest, usually obeying the law, this time I don't know how to provoke your general soldiers, all of them are offended, don't blame me." ”
"No... It's not strange..."The soldier is not stupid, he knows that the Taoist priest in front of him has real skills, so he wants to take revenge, but he becomes very polite.
This is a capable person, who is respected all over the world, especially like Li Bodhi, who has strange skills, but has no frame at all, and speaks politely, which is especially easy to make people feel good.
"Release!" Li Bodhi looked at the empty place in front of him and gently let Ma Zongbing out.
Ma Zongbing rushed out ten feet away with the horse, and then he woke up, jumped off the horse, came to Li Bodhi's side in a few steps, and reached out to hold Li Bodhi's hands.
"Oh, it's because I have eyes and no beads, I don't know the true immortal, the Taoist is a real immortal, and he definitely won't blame me for being a mortal, haha..."
"The chief soldier is polite, it's me who has no form, and it's not good for me to make the adults angry. Li Bodhi has practiced, and he is usually used to being with Liu Bang, and he knows how to deal with this kind of person, and his words have given him enough face.
Sure enough, Mr. Ma was very happy in his heart, "Ahahaha.... The Taoist is so polite. ”
He smiled brightly, and he was also impressed by Li Bodhi in his heart, he had a lot of contact with the disciples of the so-called Golden Immortal Eight Sects before, and found that these so-called cultivators, one by one, their eyes were higher than the top, no one in their eyes, they didn't know how to be flexible, and they couldn't talk to them at all, but the Taoist master in front of him was different, he didn't say anything, he spoke and did things, and he was extremely upper, you said that this kind of person is the real immortal, chatting with him, like a spring breeze.
"My lord, you stopped me before, didn't let me pass, you have to let me go with you, I don't know what is going on?" Li Bodhi and Ma Zongbing praised each other a few words, and then turned to the topic.
"This thing, in fact, this is the case, we have recently come to Jinlingguan a nobleman, is our current Songping County Lord, the disciple of the Great Wu Bato, is the world-famous Yingying County Lord, she has a hobby, that is, she likes to fight with people, these days, as long as you see those cultivators who have some ability, you have to call up and compare a few times, rest assured, although the county lord is a martial arts idiot, but people are very kind, and they will not hurt you. Ma Zongbing said with a smile.
Li Bodhi's heart is a daz, he has broken away from the mortal womb, and now he is an immortal, but when he reaches this realm, he is already the unity of heaven and man, and he has been able to send and receive mana, and it is the easiest to hide his mana.
So Li Bodhi has been hiding his mana these days, and he has also seen the disciples of the Golden Immortal Eight Sects during this period, but no one has ever recognized him as having mana, how can this county lord be able to sense his extraordinaryness from such a distance, this woman is afraid that it is not simple, and she is really a powerful opponent if she can't get it.
"Hehe... I'm just an ordinary cultivator, and I can afford to be seen by the county lord, but I still have to travel, so it's inconvenient for me to meet him. Li Bodhi made up his mind, but he couldn't go.
"Daxian don't embarrass me, our county lord is not a good-tempered person, especially he doesn't like to be rejected, this is what I said to you in private, if you eat a toast, no matter if you win or lose, you can get some rewards, if you eat punishment wine and insist on not giving face to the county lord, it is life-threatening. "Mr. Ma is not sensational, but he really has a good impression of Li Bodhi, so he kindly warned.
There were also a few people who didn't know what to do before, putting on a high-minded appearance, not taking the county lord of Ying Ying in their eyes, but they were chased by Ying Ying, blocked in the middle of the road, beat people to half a cripple, and finally threw them into the mountains and forests.
Li Bodhi was angry in his heart, is there still a heavenly principle for this? Co-author, it is better to go this than not to go, this trouble cannot be shaken off, there is no way, whoever makes this world surnamed Qin and unify the world is the winner.
"Okay, listen to the persuasion, eat well, the chief soldier takes the risk to warn me, I can't live up to your wishes, you lead the way, I will follow. Li Bodhi had no choice but to agree to meet Yingying.
Mr. Ma was overjoyed, and he admired Li Bodhi even more in his heart, this Taoist master really understands current affairs, and he doesn't want those people who are golden immortals, smelly and hard.
"Daxian doesn't know which immortal mountain he is cultivating on, who is the teacher?" Ma Zongbing wanted to set it up, but unfortunately he didn't know that the two questions he asked were each a big taboo in Li Bodhi's heart.
"I have no sect, I am a wandering Taoist priest, and the magic I practice was found on a sacred mountain. Li Bodhi said a few perfunctory words, and none of his words were true.
Ma Zongbing didn't know if it was true or not, and he couldn't verify it anyway, so he just took it seriously, in order to show his respect for Li Bodhi, Ma Zongbing didn't ride a horse anymore, but walked with Li Bodhi.
When he arrived at the city gate, Ma Zongbing already felt a little sympathetic, but he felt that he was not very reluctant to leave Li Bodhi.
"The one sitting on the tiger skin chair is our Winning Lord. Mr. Ma kindly introduced.
Li Bodhi took a closer look, there was a woman sitting on the tiger skin chair, not at all like other women, wearing silk and satin, but a strong suit, highlighting the delicate figure vividly and exquisitely, Yingying has a long figure, on par with Li Bodhi, even ordinary men do not have her height, the most eye-catching thing is that she has a pair of impressive beautiful legs, just like a sculpture.
Ying Ying's appearance is not like that of ordinary girls, with clear lines, revealing a heroic spirit that is more heroic than a man, but her appearance is extremely beautiful, which makes people dare not have the slightest sense of blasphemy.
This is a beauty like a god of war, Li Bodhi had this feeling in his heart for a moment.
"It's so difficult to invite the Taoist chief, I've seen it all, your spells are really extraordinary, I don't know what it's called?" Ying Ying was quite polite to Li Bodhi.
Getting closer, Ying Ying really saw Li Bodhi's appearance clearly, and found that the other party's age was not very old, but I didn't know why all the hair was white, maybe the spell practiced was special, at first glance, it was not ugly, handsome was not good, but it was quite pleasing to the eye.
In Xianyang City, he is used to seeing the winning profit of the merry son, and he has a natural resistance to beautiful men, but he is easy to have a good impression of people like Li Bodhi.
(To be continued.) )