"Shock" (20)

"It's pretty clean, or I won't be told by the teacher. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Xiao Xing looked at himself in the mirror and said to himself, today is the day of going to primary school.

When I arrived at the primary school hall, I walked around the brick pool in the middle of the courtyard, and no one came inside, "Hu" came out, and said with a smile: "Hello, Xiaoxing." ”

"Hello Mr. Hu, why didn't anyone come today?" "It's because you came too early, just in time to meet the new Mr. Tangtang." ”

After a while, "Hu" walked out with Wu Danqiang, "Xiaoxing, this is Mr. Big, say hello to Mr. Big." ”

"Hello Mr. Big. Wow, Mr. Big, you have a boss, you can be so scary. "Yes? I've heard people say that. "Do you have a tattoo?" "Tattoo?" "Is it a cat bear?" "Tattooed cat bear?" "yes, the boss has to have a tattoo." "Then Yue Fei Yue Wumu still has a tattoo on his back." "But 'Loyal to the Country' isn't the boss to tattoo?" "Okay, will you call me 'Mr. Big' in the future?" "I still want to call you 'Boss'." "Then at least call me 'Mr. Big' in front of others, okay?" "Then I'll try." Boss, play a game with me. "Hmm...... Well, it's still early anyway. What are you playing?" "I'm going to play 'Push You'. "Reasoning games? That's a lot of brains. "It's not 'reasoning', it's 'pushing you', 'you' of 'you and me'. "So what's the fun?" "Let's close our eyes and push each other to see who can knock each other down, but you'll have to push a little harder." "Alright, let's do it. "Okay, come on. ”

Xiaoxing pulled Wu Danqiang to his place, and then faced him, "Let's count one, two, three." ”

"Good. Wu Danqiang closed his eyes and said, "One ...... Two...... Oops!"

He was suddenly pushed into the pool by Xiaoxing, and when he stood up, he didn't spare it, wiped the water on his face, and said, "Hey, what do you mean?

"It's one, two, three, but when it counts 'two', it starts to push. Boss, you won't have a good time, will you?" "What? Okay, let's have another game. "Okay. "You're on this side this time. ”

Wu Danqiang picked up Xiaoxing and put it on the edge of the pool, "Let's go, you close your eyes, close them, I'll close them later, you close them first, close them, don't peek." Okay, I'll close it too, and start counting, one ...... Two...... Walk you. ”

"Poof", Wu Danqiang planted himself into the pool again.

"Boss, your strength is so great!" Xiaoxing took off and flew out of the wall, only to hear "knock", "ouch", "bang".

"What's the matter with you, what are you doing jumping off the wall? You're a stiff kid, what did you smash my new car into. See how I clean you up!"

Wu Danqiang heard that something was wrong outside the wall, wiped his face and opened the door and went out, and saw that Bai Gongguan was about to swing his fist, and stepped forward to grab his wrist.

"Boss, he doesn't accept you. Xiao Xing Chong Wushan said strongly.

"Boss?" Bai Gongguan was a little frightened when he heard Xiaoxing shouting.

"Hmph, I'm sorry, children are reckless. This brother needs to bear with me. "Ah, hey, hey, hey, it's okay, it's okay. Children, just pay attention in the future. "Thank you very much. Xiaoxing, it's time, it's time to go back to class. ”

Bai Gongguan nodded and watched Wu Danqiang turn around and run towards Xiaoxing, and when his eyes were completely turned away, a double-edged sword sent straight to Wu Danqiang's waist, "Pay attention to a fart, the traitorous star is your Uncle Bai and mine." ”

Thanks to Wu Danqiang's kung fu of practicing "Eagle Claw Force", he returned to grab the sword blade with a "claw", but Bai Gongguan still got the first move, and Wu Danqiang's trouser belt was broken a little by the blade that temporarily changed the number of paths.

Bai Gongguan Jian had just received it halfway, and immediately entered again, since he already knew the opponent's skills, he couldn't let the opponent turn back first.

Wu Danqiang had some scruples about acting because of the problem of the trouser belt, and when he saw a sword attacking twice, he immediately made a move like nailing a nail in the coffin board, and his "eagle claws" shook continuously, as long as he could grab the tip of the sword and take it down, he thought that Bai Gongguan would definitely be defeated.

When Xiaoxing saw it, he clapped his hands and jumped high and shouted, "It's good, it's good, it's a good look." After saying that, he hurriedly went back and grabbed a sweet pot, and immediately ran back and squatted at the door to watch, with a fierce expectation on his face for the tricks between them.

Bai Gongguan was inseparable from his sword at this time, always surrounding Wu Danqiang's side, knowing that once the interval between the moves was long, people would completely counterattack from the gap in the double-edged sword moves.

Wu Danqiang seems to be shaking his "claws" a little annoyed, always wanting to break through the "net" of the white public pipe cloth, but the position of the "mesh" is uncertain, and the "net" is not easy to break.

"Hey, Mr. Big, you're going to have to work harder. If you go on like this, other people's 'coffin nails' will really nail you into the coffin. Xiaoxing said while eating.

Wu Danqiang couldn't hold back a little when he heard this, gritted his back molars, fought on his shoulders and took a sword, and grabbed Bai Gongguan's wrist holding the sword with a ruthless "claw".

To say that Bai Gongguan was made into fish and meat at this time, but people are really unique, the hand holding the hilt of the sword is actually fake, one hand abandons the fake hand, and the other hand takes back the double-edged sword with the fastest kung fu in his life, and then the next move is "three long and two short", and he wants to seize the opportunity again.

Although Wu Danqiang paused because of an accident, he still didn't let the other party take the lead completely, and it was not too difficult to take back the opportunity he was behind.

The sweat on Bai Gongguan's face came down as soon as he "swooped", desperately trying to keep his advantage of taking the lead.

Xiao Xing had already eaten a large handful of sweet pots, and then grabbed another handful, seeing that Bai Gongguan was a little weak, he felt a little disappointed, and wanted to eat another handful, so he shouted at Bai Gongguan: "Hey, you, weren't you quite horizontal just now? Where did you go with my ability just now? ”

Bai Gongguan was so ashamed of these words that his face was swollen and his neck was thick, and seeing that Wu Danqiang could immediately put himself at a disadvantage with his solid "eagle claw power", he simply let him go.

When Wu Danqiang was about to come up, a puff of smoke spewed out from the front end of the double-edged sword, and only a "poof" sound was heard.

Bai Gongguan breathed a sigh of relief at this time, wiped the sweat on his face with his sleeve because of the fatigue and intimidation, looked at Wu Danqiang who fell to the ground in front of him and smiled coldly, looked at Xiao Xing with a greedy eye, and sneered while stepping over Wu Danqiang and lifting the double-edged sword towards Xiao Xing, he must have no good intentions.

"Oh, so fast, I haven't seen enough yet. Hey, hey, pay attention to your back. "Hmph, are you younger than you?"

But after saying this, the facts proved that which of the two of them was younger.

Wu Danqiang held his breath just now, just for the current raid.

Bai Gongguan immediately shuddered, but when Wu Danqiang's fingers were about to touch his clothes, I don't know when it started, the back end of the double-edged sword could also be smoked, and with a "bang", a stream of "sword fart" yellow smoke rushed to Wu Danqiang's face.

Wu Danqiang was really caught off guard this time, so he had to retreat back sharply, and saw Bai Gongguan turn around and slash a sword.

"Bald", Wu Danqiang's belt was broken, and he immediately stretched his legs to both sides, and inhaled to make his stomach bulge and support the waist of his pants.

In this way, Wu Danqiang couldn't take advantage of anything, and retreated a few times in a row.

"Hey, don't go too far, come here. I'll have to go to class in a moment. Xiaoxing complained.

"Little Star. "Hu" was more angry, "Who allowed you to eat my honey millet pot?"

"Teacher Hu, don't be angry. Xiaoxing pulled his face drooping, "Anger will age quickly." I'm good for you. Look you're so chubby......"

"What? Who do you say is fat?" "That's not what I said, it's Gou Steep Flip. "He, what did he say about me?" "He privately called you 'Sweet Little Hands,' and said that you never leave sweet things in your hands all day long. "Oh, what else do you say?" "Say you're fat, you have to find ten straw weavers to comb your hair, you have to find thirteen bricklayers to make powder, you have to tire fourteen people to make clothes, and you ...... to make clothes." "I said, 'Mr. Hu', what are you doing here? I don't have a mother who can make you jealous, teacher. "What are you talking about?" "Yo, Chubby is going to be mad, run." "Well, see that I don't chop you up and set it on my jewelry. Don't run!"

Xiaoxing finished eating it in his hand again, and while "Hu" was not paying attention, he scooped some honey pot with a scoop, and ate while running in front, paying attention to the appropriate coordination of walking and eating so that he would not be choked.

"Hu" was chasing after him, and it seemed that he had long wanted Xiaoxing to decorate his objects.

"Attention. "Ouch!"

"Poof", "Fall me to death!"

It turned out that Xiaoxing took a corner of her watermelon when she was running, ate it in a few bites, and threw the watermelon skin under her feet.

"You wait, wait until I catch you, and cut you into small pieces. "Hu" who got up said, but he didn't chase a few steps and heard her "ouch".

This time, Xiaoxing took one of her bananas, and of course, the banana peel was reciprocated.

This time, when she got up and looked again, Xiaoxing was holding a stone bullet that she usually played with in her hand, and when she saw "Hu" coming forward, she leaned forward with the basket, even so, she didn't forget to poke her mouth into the scoop to eat the pot.

"You dare! Put the basket down. "I'm a good boy who is obedient. ”

Xiaoxing is quite obedient, or maybe he didn't hold it, and the thing is also calm, "Bang lala", the ground between them is full of stone bullets.

"Hmph!" this time "Hu" learned to be obedient, did not raise his feet and walked.

Xiaoxing didn't seem to notice, and threw a lot of the pot into his mouth, and ate it all after a while, knowing that she had nothing to eat there, he threw the scoop casually, and when he looked up, he saw "Hu" pounce up, but coincidentally, the falling scoop was smashing on the top of her head and heart.

"When", "poof".

"Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot, Teacher Hu said that you can't just throw things around. Why did you forget? I'm sorry. Xiaoxing rushed to the ground and was smashed "Hu" Dao.

"Let's go back and see them. Xiao Xing ran towards the gate as he spoke, but when he got there, he was disappointed, and both of them fell to the ground and did not move.

Wu Danqiang was still muttering in his mouth: "The Traitor Star is...... It's mine, and no one will rob it...... Don't go, it's mine, I'm ...... ......"

"Let's find some toys to play with. Where are all the toys in the elementary school?