Chapter 395: Dead Bald?

Chapter 395

"Sneer!! hahaha...... "Not only them, but many smart people have guessed Guan Yang's mystery through Hao Ren's on-demand, and they can't help laughing, which makes people who don't understand feel inexplicable. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

After all, there are only a few people who guess the riddle alone with a reminder, and more people are still confused, and said to Hao Ren, who is still there: "Master Hao, please continue." ”

"We are illiterate, we are illiterate, please tell us which one of you understands, and let us have fun, thank you very much. ”

"Yes, Master Hao, Lao Hu and I are a rough man, I don't have as many twists and turns as you, I really can't think of anything funny in this couplet. ”

“......”

"Ahem, don't be in a hurry, and listen to me slowly. Hao Ren enjoyed everyone's praise before continuing: "This is actually a riddle to make up words. ”

Hao Ren came to Guan Yang, ignoring the ugly face of the people in Bodhi Garden, he picked up the pen and wrote out the couplet, and opened it to face everyone: "Everyone, please see, everyone has it overnight, first of all, it is a night, and a night is a bad word." It's just that although this bad word also contains a derogatory meaning, if it is a bad word, then the next five words have no meaning, which is a taboo in riddles, and with Brother Guan's intelligence, he will not make such a mistake. So the last five words are clearly meaningful. If you say that you use addition overnight, then the next five words are subtraction, and we can understand that the left side of the word is removed, as long as the right side, it is also a dagger. ”

"Dagger, this doesn't seem to be a word, right?" Jingyue asked coldly, it's all at this time, if Jingyue still doesn't know Guan Yang's intentions, he will really be a fool.

Hao Ren squinted at Jingyue - or everyone in Bodhi Garden, with a pitiful look in his eyes, these fools, I said it so clearly, I still don't understand, and you don't understand, don't you understand, not only don't you think deeply, but what do you mean by raising your eyebrows at me?

Thinking of this, the pity in Hao Ren's eyes became even stronger, I really don't know if you will faint when I say it?

"Jingyue, it seems that you are really stupid in reciting the scriptures. Hao Ren was unceremonious, he was not worried about offending Bodhi Yuan, in terms of martial arts, martial arts were not weaker than Jingyue, although the background was not as good as Bodhi Yuan, but Bodhi Yuan did not dare to provoke easily, so he had no scruples when he spoke.

"Master Hao Shi, you can talk as you speak, what does it mean to scold Jingyue?" Hearing Hao Ren scolding, Yuanxin couldn't sit still, Bodhi Yuan is here now that he is an elder, Hao Ren scolded Jingyue himself or not, how can he raise his head in front of the same door in the future?

"I scolded him lightly. Jingyue was unceremoniously: "The dagger is indeed not a word, but you must know that we are guessing a riddle now, which can be combined at will, since the dagger is not a word, you can't combine these two words again?"

"Combine again?death?" There are many smart people in the field, and some people understand by Hao Ren like this, and they ask out by mistake, and everyone suddenly realizes after hearing it, and they are very impressed by Hao Ren's quick wit, and even have some contempt for Jingyue. We are all big and rough in the rivers and lakes, let alone guessing riddles, even if we can't read all the words. But you're different, you're also a disciple of a famous sect, and you can't even understand such a simple question, no wonder Hao Gongzi said that you are stupid in reciting scriptures, I think you are really stupid.

Being despised by so many eyes, Jingyue was also ashamed, and he was also indignant at that time, where did he think that there was a bend in it? As a result, he accidentally fell into the ditch, and he still took the initiative to get up, am I wronged? But now is obviously not the time to explain, Jingyue can only close his eyes and fold his hands, and read the scriptures.

Seeing that Jingyue ignored people, everyone was bored and pulled Lou back to the topic again: "Hao Gongzi, I'm afraid a dead word is not a curse, right?"

"Could it be that there is something strange in this couplet?"

"Master Hao, keep talking. ”

“......”

Hao Ren seemed to enjoy the feeling of being a good teacher, and waited for everyone's voices to gradually fall before continuing: "I just heard someone ask me what is strange in the lower link, and I can't help but tell everyone that they guessed correctly, the next link is also an anagram, and the combination of the upper and lower links is the real meaning of Brother Guan." ”

"Why did you turn the question to me again?" Feeling the hostile gaze of Bodhi Yuan, Guan Yang said that there was no pressure and continued to doze off in the presence of the old god.

Seeing that Guan Yang was not fooled, Hao Ren suddenly felt bored, even if he was surrounded by expectant eyes, he became boring, and simply stopped selling Guan Zi, and said: "Like Shanglian, there is no one thousand and eight mortal qi, and this thousand and eight together are the words of a seedling, and the following five words, there is no qi at all, and there is no one in this ordinary word, isn't it just a few words? As for what the word He and a few words add up, it depends on your understanding. ”

Hao Ren's explanation couldn't be more detailed, if someone still can't understand such an explanation, then he will really become a fool. Obviously, except for some illiterate people, none of them were fools, and they immediately understood the meaning of Guan Yang's couplet.

"Bald, dead bald?" and some people even subconsciously read it.

"Poof!!"

"Hahaha...... It's ridiculous. ”

"Hahaha...... I can see it, although this Guan Yang is not the other Guan Yang, but if it really gets bad, it is all goods that can suffocate people to death. ”

"Yes, I don't think this Guan Yang is a good thing, it's wilted and rotten. ”

“......”

Hearing everyone's ridicule, the faces of the monks in Bodhi Garden were even more unsightly, especially Yuanxin, who was even more ashamed and wanted to die, and finally ......

"Poof!!" A mouthful of blood spurted out, and the center of the circle was fainted by the breath alive.

"Uncle Shi. ”

"Uncle Shi. ”

"Uncle Shi. ”

The people of "......" Bodhi Garden suddenly panicked, pinching people, massage, and luck, so busy that they finally woke up the center of the circle.

"Master Guan, please give an explanation for this matter, otherwise although Bodhi Garden is a small courtyard, not everyone can be bullied. "It's all at this time, Jingyue hasn't forgotten to carry out the Bodhi Garden, intending to overwhelm people with power.

Guan Yang raised his eyes to look at him and said two words: "Coincidence." ”

"......" Everyone was speechless, such an obvious thing, you actually said that it was a coincidence? You also underestimate our IQ, right?

"Donor, are you taking everyone present for a fool?" As soon as Jingxin stood up, he pulled everyone up.

Guan Yang said stiffly: "Anyway, I didn't mean to scold." ”

The implication is that my original meaning is the literal meaning of the couplet, and as for how can the couplet decipher the swear words? Whoever interprets it, you can go to whom, just don't look for me.