"Howler. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" The actor who wanted to play Liu Bei hooked his waist and smiled flatteringly at the director.

He crossed his fingers and said carefully: "I have played corpses in 23 TV series and 11 movies, played passers-by in 9 TV series, and once played an important passerby with lines. ”

"What lines?" the director followed curiously.

"Open the meal!~~~" Fake Liu Bei snorted loudly.

The director was almost frightened by this sudden voice and sat on the ground.

"Okay, okay, I know, I know, you wait, you're on the waitlist. The director stroked his chest and said in shock.

He briefly asked the two people who were traveling with him, and the director nodded with some satisfaction.

"Next. The field attendant shouted at the right time.

As soon as the director looked up and saw the three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang standing in front of him, he was stunned.

The three brothers in front of them are dressed much more than the three majors just now, no, it should be said that they can't be compared together at all.

He stood up, bypassed the interview table, walked up to Guan Yu and tugged at his beard and pulled it vigorously, and said in surprise and admiration: "It's very solid, this touch is the same as the real one, it's dipped with five zero two, right? ”

The director circled around the three of them for a long time, and said in amazement: "I see that the three of you are old drama bones, there is no one in this appearance, it is just like the three brothers Liu Guanzhang and Zhang." ”

Zhang Fei interjected, and said in a rough voice: "It's not like it, we are." ”

The director was stunned, slapped his head, and laughed: "Yes, yes, yes, this is the state, this is the play." ”

"Come on, this appearance is no problem, let's interview, let's start with Liu Bei. Under the reminder of the scene manager, the director sat back in his seat with his hands behind his back with some unfinished thinking, and asked with Yan: "Three teachers, what about your resumes? ”

Liu Bei held his head high and handed over the watch.

The director put on reading glasses and read word by word: "Name: Liu Bei, Nationality: Han nationality, occupation...... Emperor?"

Looking up at Liu Bei, who was a little proud, the director lowered his head and continued to look at his resume: "Main experience: born in 161 AD, served as the county lieutenant of Anxi County in 184 AD, and served as the county magistrate of Pingyuan County in 191 AD ......"

Putting down the resume form with a smile, the director looked at Liu Bei and said, "This, uh, Mr. Liu, you are very good at history, but what we want here is your own resume, not for you to study Liu Bei." ”

For these three actors who came with their own professional appearances, the director respected them very much, and felt that there must be some origins, so they were all called with respect.

"That's my resume. Liu Bei said confidently.

The field manager was dumbfounded, it was the first time he heard such a weird and strange resume, and he thought to himself that it was good that the screenwriter was not there, otherwise his face would be ugly, where is this to apply for actors, obviously to compete for screenwriters.

Song Qiu quietly wiped a handful of sweat beside him, except for the three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang, only he knew that none of Liu Bei's resume was a lie.

"Alas, forget it, I won't read the resume, let's talk about the rest. The director threw the three resume sheets aside and asked Liu Bei: "What advantages do you think you have over playing Liu Bei compared to others?"

"Advantages?" Song Qiu quietly kicked Liu Bei, Liu Bei reacted that they were coming for an interview as an actor, thought about it and said: "I have big ears, attractive ears, and long hands, these are all advantages that other actors don't have, right?"

The director pondered for a while and said: "It's true, it is said that the reason why Liu Bei dared to fall Adou on the Changban slope was because his arms were long enough and he was sure to hold Adou again before falling to the ground." ”

Liu Bei's face was gloomy, he shook his head and said emotionally: "I admit that I did have this kind of mind back then, I have to say that power makes people intoxicated, power makes people lose their nature, I later reflected deeply, especially after coming into contact with Marxism, Zedong Thought, Xiaoping Theory, and the important thought of three represents, I feel that my soul has been washed and sublimated again, and I ......"

"Stop, stop, you're over, Liu Bei is you, next. The director shuddered, and then asked Liu Bei to tear it down, this book should be a river crab, and quickly said.

Guan Yu walked in front of the director, and the director couldn't help but laugh when he looked at his long hair, no way, this prop is too realistic, the more he looks at it, the more he likes it, and he even tried to find Guan Yu to bring this fake beard over after considering whether he could finish filming: "What is your advantage?"

"I'll dance a knife. Seeing a long knife used as a prop not far away, Guan Yu walked over and picked it up.

It's been too long since he's touched the knife, Guan Yu feels a little jerky, and a little excited from the bottom of his heart. Holding the long knife, he seemed to have returned to the period of his career as a horseman, which was a dangerous time when the knife was licking blood, but it was also the day he missed the most.

Guan Yu recalled the eventful years of the past, and when he thought of the emotion, he clenched the long knife with his palm hard, and with a click, the handle of the steel was pinched in half by Guan Yu's hand.

The people around him, including the director and the field manager, watched this scene dumbfounded, and many people rubbed their eyes vigorously.

"Director, I'm not dreaming, am I?" the field manager touched the director next to him in a daze, and said incredulously, "That's made of steel." ”

The director jerked his foot and stomped on the feet of the field staff.

Seeing the field attendant holding his feet and howling like a baboon that has only successfully mated, the director muttered, "It turned out that it was really not a dream." ”

"Ahem, what, this teacher is brave enough, and he is very consistent with Second Master Guan. You've made it through, next. Fortunately, the director's psychological quality passed, and he quickly came back to his senses, rubbed his head and said.

Seeing Zhang Sanye, who walked in front of him with thick eyebrows and leopard eyes, the director asked politely: "May I ask what is your advantage?

Zhang Fei glared at him, his terrifying appearance was even more terrifying than the most vicious underworld, so frightened that the director almost stood up and ran away.

Zhang Fei said in a rough voice: "My old Zhang roared on the Changban slope back then, and scared Xiahoujie's little girl to death, I will also give you a performance today, and I will roar." ”

The director clapped his hands and said with a smile: "This is good, enough to stick to the plot." ”

I saw Zhang Sanye's eyes glaring, his upper and lower teeth in his mouth were biting, and he shouted loudly to the director.

The director's eyes rolled up, and he was so frightened that he fainted.