Chapter 57: Metamorphosis
In fact, Sun Erniang's black human flesh shop is not much different from Lin Ran's original idea. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
There are three types of meat buns sold in the shop.
The first is used to cover up, and a little ordinary meat bun is placed outside, which is the kind that Lin Ran eats.
The second type, pure human meat buns, is completely a businessless business.
The third kind is pork buns and human meat buns, but they are mixed with cats, which are commonly known as sweat medicines, which are specially used to fascinate the source of goods and take human flesh.
True and false, false and true, the reason why Sun Erniang and his wife have not fallen for so many years is because they have good eyes and know who dares to touch and who dare not touch.
Don't mess with those who are obviously hard stubble, and don't get rid of them when they encounter bad luck and decay.
Of course, there is another special one among them, that is, like Lin Ran, who dares to eat Sun Erniang's tofu, has basically been chopped into meat filling and turned into thousands of flowers, flowers and grass resources.
Gossip aside, just saying that this would be teased by Zhou Zhiruo, Lin Ran suddenly shook his head.
And Master Li, when he learned that it was not a human meat bun just now, and saw Lin Ran, who had always been domineering and a hooligan, and his originally melancholy mood instantly improved, and he couldn't help but smile.
Just after the farce, there was a lot of fun outside the inn, but inside the inn was muttering.
"Smack!"
The boning knife stained with unknown blood stains was thrown on the board at random, and a middle-aged man gently lifted the open cloth, and turned to speak worriedly. "These people are obviously not easy to mess with, let's greet them with clean goods......"
Before she finished speaking, Sun Erniang inserted one hand into her waist, and the other hand directly twisted the man's ear. "You cowardice who kills a thousand knives, the old lady's tofu has been eaten into dried tofu, you tell me now???
can be called so by Sun Erniang, the middle-aged man is naturally none other than one of the one hundred and eight heroes of the Water Margin, Zhang Qing of the vegetable garden.
However, this will be a good man in the vegetable garden, and his ears are twisted by the dominatrix, and he directly rotates 360 degrees.
Zhang Qing's face was bitter, but he had never been able to beat Sun Erniang, so he could only turn his body 'hey, hey', hoping that he would suffer less pain.
Giving in has always been Zhang Qing's only choice......
......
After a while, under Sun Qing's nervousness, dozens of fresh and hot meat buns were successfully released.
Sun Erniang was no longer a dominatrix, she was gorgeous and smiled, holding a steaming steamer, and reappeared next to Lin Ran's table.
"Official~~~ This bun needs to be hot to be delicious, you hurry up and let the brothers taste it!"
The sound of a tired person not paying for his life, coupled with the enchanting body, if he were replaced by an ordinary person, his bones would have been one hundred and eighty pounds lighter.
Of course, Lin Ran is not an ordinary person, as Sun Erniang greeted, he waved his hand behind him, and several strong men stood up and began to carry the steaming steamer one by one.
Seeing this scene, Sun Erniang was secretly happy in her heart, and she was about to retreat, but how could Lin Ran let it go?
As if the plot was repeated, Sun Erniang was in a daze, her slender waist was taken again, and she was instantly embraced by Lin Ran.
With a smile, Lin Ran stared at Sun Erniang with a smile, and took advantage of the situation to pinch a white tender hot meat bun again. "Boss, you know my stinky virtue, you don't need me to say more this time, right?"
Again!
It's the same trick to return his grandmother!
Sun Erniang's eyes flashed, thinking about how to unload eight pieces later, how to add condiments to marinate, but the coquettishness on the face was instantly better than three points.
"Official~~ You are so bad, you love to tease the slave family......"
With a soft and greasy voice, Sun Erniang's rosy lips opened slightly, and she bit the meat bun handed to her in front of her, but she secretly calculated the time in her heart, waiting for Lin Ran to open her mouth to grab it.
However, there was no accident, Lin Ran had already calculated it, and this time he didn't grab it at all, but sent it with lightning in his hand, and directly sent the meat bun into Sun Erniang's mouth.
Not only is Sun Erniang always proud of the temptation of 'beauty scheme', but she also doesn't play cards according to the routine!
Sun Erniang was extremely embarrassed, because the meat bun in Lin Ran's hand had almost entered the small mouth, and it was not really enough to eat it now, nor was it if she didn't eat it.
Don't eat?
I don't eat anything I make, isn't this a cat?
Eat?
Due to Lin Ran's relationship, this meat bun was not only made into human meat by Sun Erniang, but even the sweat medicine in it was added many times, once it was eaten, it would be worth it?
What's more, even if there is no sweat medicine in it, but the meat filling is all human flesh, and it is also the most disgusting part of human flesh, although Sun Erniang is in this business, she really hasn't eaten it.
But the next moment, there is no need for Sun Erniang to be embarrassed.
Sun Qing, who was originally hiding in the back kitchen, appeared with a blue face at this time, Sun Erniang was suddenly anxious when she saw it, and wanted to look at the other party, but found that her husband Sun Qing seemed to have two snow-bright swords around his neck.
In a trance, two Allure women appeared behind Sun Qing, one seemed to be a heavenly immortal, and the other was even more reincarnated as a fairy concubine.
A jade girl sword, a Huashan sword, who is not Xiaolongnu and Ning Zhong?
However, this is not the end, just now there were three hundred strong men who were busy with sub-packets, which would be like throwing garbage, casually throwing away the hot buns in their hands, and turning to use the blades in unison, instantly surrounding the entire inn.
Sun Erniang will also lose her temper this time, because she found that she had a few more hard objects on her waist, and she didn't know when she had a few more hard objects, no need to guess, it was definitely a sharp blade.
Both husband and wife were taken!
Zhang Qing's face was like a dead father, and he looked at Sun Erniang with extreme bitterness. "Stinky woman, I'll just say that the idea is hard to prick, you still have to eat hard, now eat arsenic!"
"Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, mother
Sun Erniang had a violent temper and glared at Sun Qing angrily. "With the old lady dying with you, you dead ghost will steal the fun, what else do you want?"
Get!
Sun Qing was just talking nonsense, they had already put life and death aside in this business, and seeing that his mother-in-law was not afraid, he felt a lot more at ease.
"Look at what, look!"
With a violent temper, Sun Erniang didn't care whether she died or not, she turned her head to Lin Ran and scolded her. "You'd better not die, otherwise, our husband and wife will open an inn on Huangquan Road, and when the time comes, you won't die, and the old lady's name will be written upside down!"
This brain hole......
Lin Ran's face was speechless, he didn't expect that the other party was not only not afraid of death, but also wanted to open another black shop in the underworld, so he continued to turn medicine over him.
"Smack!"
With a crisp sound, Lin Ran withdrew his big hand with an indifferent face, and stared coldly at Zhang Qing in the vegetable garden. "I know you're not afraid of death, but...... If I ruined your mother-in-law right under your nose, would you be worse off than dead?"
"You dare to !!" Zhang Qing's eyes were blood-red, and he stared at Lin Ran and spoke resentfully.
Lin Ran smiled disdainfully and stared at Zhang Qing with contempt. "You all think I don't dare?"
"You're a thousand-cutter!"
Sun Erniang was in a hurry, although she beat and scolded Zhang Qing harshly, but she loved each other in her heart, and listened to Lin Ran's cruel words in vain, and immediately looked at Lin Ran pleadingly.