Chapter 191: The Eight Kings
"Hahaha......"
Dong Rengui and Humpty Dumpty pointed at each other and laughed, and they all laughed out of breath, and after half a sound, they slowly calmed down. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
"Heh, we don't know each other anymore, the eighth master's home is nearby, do you dare to go to the house with the eighth master for a drink?" After calming down, Humpty Dumpty smiled and invited Dong Rengui to say.
"Go and go, what's not to dare?" Dong Rengui raised his eyebrows and loudly agreed to Humpty Dumpty's invitation.
"Hahaha, it's very good, it's really in line with the temper of the eighth master!" Humpty Dumpty saw that Dong Rengui agreed without hesitation, and suddenly became even happier, and hurriedly scolded the servant to lead the way, and took Dong Rengui to his house.
Humpty Dumpty's house is on the edge of the river, and it looks like a small village, but in essence it's a magic weapon of a cave!
"It's actually the magic weapon of the cave!" After walking to the entrance of the village by the river, Dong Rengui finally saw the details of the village, and couldn't help but be shocked.
This is the first time he has seen the magic weapon of the cave, and it is also the first time to see the real magic weapon, before this, although he has been in and out of the Xuan ban many times, and even obtained a certain amount of permission, but he has never seen the magic weapon itself, he did not expect that today he actually saw the magic weapon in such a coincidental situation, and it is a very rare magic weapon of the cave!
"Haha, Eighth Master's cave mansion is not bad, right?" Dong Rengui's shocked expression fell on Humpty Dumpty's eyes, making him very proud.
He smiled and touched his beard, spit out wine and said, "What's the matter, do you dare to go in and drink with Lao Tzu?"
As the name suggests, the magic weapon of the cave is to refine a cave into a magic weapon, in addition to being able to carry it with you, living and practicing, it often has many wonderful abilities, with great power, in it, it is equivalent to being in a large offensive magic weapon, you may suffer from the full force of the magic weapon of the cave at any time, once you enter the magic weapon of the cave, unless you are superb, you can break the cave at any time, otherwise it is equivalent to handing over your life to the master of the magic weapon of the cave.
Therefore, generally speaking, unless they are very close Taoist friends, masters and apprentices, husbands and wives, and the like, ordinary monks will never easily step into other people's cave magic weapons!
At this time, Humpty Dumpty invited the person who had just fought with him to enter his cave magic weapon, which was a very reckless and misleading thing, and it was easy for people to think that he had evil intentions.
For a moment, Dong Rengui also thought so, thinking that Humpty Dumpty wanted to introduce him into the magic weapon of the cave mansion to cause harm, but although he looked at Humpty Dumpty, although he looked drunk and hazy, he looked upright and frank, not like a cunning person, and he relied on his own space magic method, and was not afraid of the trapping and killing of the magic weapon of the cave, so this time he was presumptuous, wanting to see what medicine Humpty Dumpty gourd bought!
With such a thought, Dong Rengui suppressed a different thought in his heart, and pretended to laugh loudly: "Why don't you dare?
"Haha, that's good, Lao Tzu really didn't look at the wrong person!" Humpty Dumpty, still drunk, laughed loudly and patted Dong Rengui's shoulder, took Dong Rengui's hand and strode away from the village.
The appearance of this village transformed into a magic weapon of the cave is very ordinary, but the inside is full of gold and jade, one step at a time, and it is by no means like the world!
Although the houses and buildings in the village are very gorgeous and the scenery is also very moving, Dong Rengui has no heart to appreciate these beautiful scenery at all, at this time, his heart has been filled with a doubt!
"Who the hell is this Humpty Dumpty? Although his cultivation is not high, he is actually able to possess the magic weapon of the cave, and he must not be an ordinary person! By the way, I just heard him claim to be the Eight Kings of Taoshui, but I have heard of this Taoshui, which is the largest tributary of the upper reaches of the Yellow River, originating in the eastern foothills of Xixishan Mountain in Gansu Province, and entering the Yellow River near Liujiaxia, with a total length of more than 2,000 li, and it can be regarded as a big river, but I have never heard of any eight kings in Taoshui! Could it be that this Humpty Dumpty Man is fooling me?"
Dong Rengui left, then looked Humpty Dumpty up and down, a little absent-minded, Humpty Dumpty led you into a small hall with a banquet, saw Dong Rengui's absent-minded appearance, although he was drunk, but he understood very well in his heart, after a little thought, he knew what Dong Rengui was wondering about, and immediately laughed and patted Dong Rengui's hand, pressed him into the seat, and said, "Brother Dong is wondering who Lao Tzu is?"
"I'm not afraid to tell you! Lao Tzu was originally a turtle spirit who had cultivated for thousands of years in Taoshui, and was recruited by Heavenly Court more than 100 years ago, and was sent to the southern county as a small county commander, which can be regarded as mixed into the establishment of Heavenly Court, and was incorporated by Heavenly Court, but not long ago, Lao Tzu was drunk and miserated, and he smashed the errand of Heavenly Court, and was cut off by Heavenly Court for thousands of years of cultivation, beaten back to Taoshui, and even almost became the food of mortals! Thanks to ......"
Humpty Dumpty, that is, the eight kings of the southern county of Tianting, sat on the couch of the main seat, took the wine glass and said his origin angrily, raised the wine to Dong Rengui and said: "That's it, Lao Tzu drank high wine at Xishan Qingtong today, and met your brother on the way home, this is also fate, come brother, let's have a drink!"
"Yes, this is really fate!" Dong Rengui relaxed a lot after listening to Humpty Dumpty, that is, the origin of the Eight Great Kings......, and raised his wine glass to signal to the Eight Great Kings, drank it all, and said: "It turns out that brother, you have also been the county commander of the southern county, I don't know what the scenery of Sichuan is? Brother, have you ever been to Mount Emei?"
"Hey!" The Eight Great Kings sneered, interrupted Dong Rengui's words, and said, "You kid has been tempted by Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu doesn't believe that you don't know that the southern county to which Heavenly Court belongs is the Immortal County newly established in the south of the New Land of the South China Sea, not the Fan County in the mortal Sichuan!"
He glared at Dong Rengui, poured himself a large glass of wine, and said loudly: "Just now Lao Tzu thought that your kid was very interesting, very suitable for Lao Tzu's appetite, but I didn't expect that you would become vulgar and unbearable just a while, it is really unappetizing, unappetizing!"
"Ahem, this ......" was said directly by the Eight Kings, Dong Rengui suddenly became embarrassed, he coughed twice, and poured himself a large glass of wine, and said: "The younger brother has just suffered a big change, he is too suspicious, he just doubted the identity of his brother, he really can't stand the brother, so he will punish himself three cups!"
As he spoke, he drank three full glasses of wine in a row, and turned the wine glass upside down to show it to the eight kings.
"Haha, this is still a little bit like this!" Seeing that Dong Rengui was apologizing again, and punishing himself for drinking, the eight kings turned pale, laughed and drank with Dong Rengui again, and said: "Men, you have to be bold and generous, mother-in-law, mother-in-law, suspicious and suspicious that is a woman's mentality, my generation of men must not be so ......"