Aunt Ma said that she found her little grandson missing this morning. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

Generally, children sleep very solidly, will not get up too early, children snooze, but the older the person, the less sleep will be, this is common sense.

If Aunt Ma's little grandson was really as small as she said, he wouldn't get up very early.

On his own side, because he wants to catch demons, monsters will generally be more fierce after nightfall, so he also goes up the mountain very early.

In this way, according to the calculation of time, Aunt Ma should also go up the mountain early, but in this way, it is inconsistent with the rest habits of children.

Besides, there are only two mountain roads in the north and south, and everyone's current location is in the middle of the mountain, which is precisely the intersection of the two mountain roads.

Lu Xiaojun walked from the north to Pei County, so he walked the steep North Mountain.

The slope of Nanshan is relatively soothing, but Liu Langzhong went up the mountain from the south early in the morning, and if Aunt Ma walked on Nanshan, it was impossible not to see Liu Langzhong.

But if she was walking on the North Mountain, then it would be impossible for her to go so fast and catch up with her large army from behind.

Not to mention that she has bad legs and feet, and she needs to walk with crutches, even if she is a young man, she may not be able to catch up with her.

Look at Liu Bang carrying Aunt Ma on his back, it seems to be effortless, no matter how you say it, he is also a big living person, not to mention a hundred or ten pounds, Liu Bang is not a strong person, how to walk so easily.

"Xue Ning, look at Aunt Ma, how do I feel that something is wrong with her?" Li Bodhi pulled Ao Xue Ning and said in a low voice.

At this time, Fan Xue and Lu Juan followed on the left and right sides of Aunt Ma, chatting happily, if they were asked to discuss, it would definitely arouse suspicion, at this time, Ao Xuening was reliable.

"What's wrong? Do you see something? There is a demonic aura here, and my qi method can't tell if there is demonic qi on her head, is there something wrong?" Ao Xuening's expression was solemn, and she was faintly a little uneasy in her heart.

Along the way, she actually rescued three people one after another, this matter is too strange, and she has been frowning and thinking, is there anything wrong in it.

Over there, Liu Bang was still telling jokes to Aunt Ma, what are you chasing me, I will chase you, I will chase you, just let me hehehe... It's actually telling meat jokes.

Liu Bang is very talented in this regard, the jokes are dense, the design is exquisite, although it is very vulgar, but as long as you ignore those meaty parts, in fact, every joke is particularly funny.

Everyone was amused and laughed.

"I don't look like there's a problem, are you mistaken? Ao Xuening observed carefully for a while.

Aunt Ma smiled very happily, with kind eyebrows and kind eyes, and looked very kind.

"Can't you see this? You don't know that children in the world are generally more sleepy, think about Cao Xiaofan, when didn't you sleep until the sun basks your butt before getting up?"

"It's true, I've always been Cao Xiaofan's lazy kid, so that's the case. ”

"Even if her little grandson comes up the mountain to play, he won't go up the mountain just after dawn, so how did she get to this halfway up the mountain at this time, and on this side of Nanshan, Liu Langzhong was trapped very early. ”

"But Liu Langzhong didn't meet anyone else, and we didn't look at Aunt Duma when we went up the mountain, she seemed to have fallen from the sky. Ao Xuening's eyes lit up.

"Now you understand, she didn't meet Liu Langzhong, then she walked on the North Mountain, but the North Mountain is steep and steep, although there are stone steps, but Aunt Ma's legs and feet are not good, how did she catch up with us? Isn't this suspicious?"

Li Bodhi patiently analyzed all these doubts, Ao Xue listened and nodded again and again.

"Or do you have a lot of twists and turns in your heart, after you say this, is it really like this, she is an old woman who has to walk normally with crutches, could it be that she flew up the mountain?" Ao Xuening said with admiration.

"That's not all, think about it, she just mentioned her little grandson, and she was very worried, looking like she was looking for death and life, but if you look at it now, the old woman smiled and leaned back together, she was so happy, where is this like the most important grandson who has been lost?" Li Bodhi looked at Aunt Ma coldly.

Ao Xuening nodded, if it was lost by her family, no matter how funny the jokes told by the people next to her were, she wouldn't be able to laugh.

"Moreover, the eldest brother carries her on his back and walks very easily, how is this possible, I look at the size of Aunt Ma, at least ninety pounds, the eldest brother's scumbag body, carrying her, can still walk like flying, or the eldest brother is sneaky and has practiced some spells, otherwise, Aunt Ma must be a monster!" Li Bodhi can be sure that Aunt Ma is a monster.

Thinking of what spell Liu Bang would practice by himself, Li Bodhi and Ao Xuening shook their heads together.

This Liu Bang is a typical late-stage lazy cancer, he has been living comfortably lately, he is at home all day, he has stripped naked, drank wine and eaten meat, and he is not even interested in gambling money, how can he be diligent in cultivating any skills.

Recognize and believe that the sow goes up the tree, and do not believe that Liu Bangken works hard.

"Now that we have confirmed that Aunt Ma is a monster, what are we waiting for, hurry up and kill the demons!" Ao Xuening pulled out the dragon scale whip in his hand.

The cold air on the dragon scale whip is ready to go, as long as it makes a move, it will definitely be thunderous.

"Wait.... Be impulsed!" Li Bodhi hurriedly grabbed Ao Xuening, "Hurry up and put away the whip, you look at Aunt Ma's legs and hands." ”

Ao Xuening took a closer look, and saw a pair of legs of Aunt Ma, as if intentionally, wrapped around Liu Bang, but put a pair of hands on Liu Bang's throat.

In this way, even if you want to attack from behind, you can't suddenly attack and pull Aunt Ma off Liu Bang.

If you make a rash move, the hands will be like a lock, and it will instantly jam Liu Bang's neck, and Liu Bang's throat will be broken and die.

Rat-throwing taboo, Liu Bang was kind for a while, and wanted to help this poor old lady.

I didn't expect him to finally want to do a good deed, and he actually carried a monster on his back, which is very difficult to do.

"This Liu Bang, there is more than enough success and more failure! I don't understand, what is so good about him, he actually made you give up the opportunity to follow the Ziwei Star Lord to make contributions, and now you can only fight monsters in this wilderness!" Ao Xue Ning stomped her feet angrily when she thought of these things.

These days, she is also observing Liu Bang, wanting to find out even a little bit of potential in Liu Bang, coupled with Liu Bang's greed for money and lust, she is not enough to succeed and more than fail, and her dissatisfaction is getting deeper and deeper.

It's a pity that Liu Bang is just like he claims, he eats, drinks and has fun all day long, rude and unliterate, and has never seen any military books and war strategies he has read.

Eating and waiting for death all day long, he has no plans for the future at all, such a person, he actually let Li Bodhi forget the protection of life and death, Ao Xue was so angry that he was about to cry.