He grasped the gangway at hand, and although it was a little inconvenient because he was short enough, he quickly got to the big boat, because there was a father and daughter waiting for him to visit. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Ouch, Xiaoxing is here, come in, come in. Mala Lei said happily.

"yes, come in, I've been expecting you to come for a long time. Ma Dao was equally happy.

Xiaoxing was enthusiastically let into the living room of the big ship, and when he entered it, the Ma father and daughter glanced at each other, as if a tender suckling pig had been put into the oven.

"Sit down, sit down. Mala Lei took Xiaoxing's hand and sat on the large and comfortable bench.

"Yes, Xiaoxing, you can be casual, just like going to your own home. Ashima sat down in a comfortable chair next to him.

"Hey, Xiaoxing, don't you know how to tell a story? "Okay, you Uncle Ma, I like to listen to your stories. ”

"That'...... Okay, I'll tell you a story from the Emei faction founded by Guo Xiang Woman. "Xiaoxing said.

"Okay, okay, you can talk about it. ”

"I think about it in the Southern Song Dynasty, SC Emei sent two female disciples with superb martial arts, one called 'White Snake' and the other called 'Green Snake'. Originally, they could cultivate the more advanced skills in their own sect, but the 'White Snake' joined the sect when she was a child and has been in the deep mountains, and the good memories outside the mountains made her secretly go down Emei Mountain against her master's orders. 'Green Snake' and 'White Snake' are good sisters, so I followed my sister down the mountain together, and I heard that the beautiful scenery of Hangzhou is unparalleled in the world...... The fragrance of exotic flowers and plants on the shore of the West Lake is in season, and the spring trip to Su Causeway is pink and willow green...... In summer, lotus flowers fill the pond. ”

"Ouch, why are you still singing?" asked Malalei.

"Sing well, keep singing, Uncle Ma, I love to listen to it. "Ma Dao.

"But I'll just do these four sentences. "Xiaoxing said.

"Huh? "Ma Dao.

"In Hangzhou, I met a pharmacist surnamed 'Xu' because of an umbrella, and then I fell in love. ”

"Will the Emei faction allow it?" asked Mashima.

"Of course not, although the profound martial arts of the Emei faction can only be cultivated without the body of a virgin, but because of emotions, it will be distracted, so you need to be particularly attentive to cultivate. At that time, there was an old master on the Jinshan in JS Zhenjiang, whose surname was 'Fa' and 'Hai', and when he learned of this, he was willing to bring his disciples back for the Emei faction. ”

"Don't mention the love between them, you and La Lei are still young, so you should have less contact with men and women. You just focus on the battle between Fahai and those two Emei disciples, the more detailed the better, Uncle Ma, I love to listen. ”

"Then I'll start by telling you what kind of weapon the Fahai envoy is?"

"What weapon?" "A golden bowl. "Is it pure gold?" "Of course, it is beautifully made, durable, and entirely created by the master." Do you want to come to Sister La Lei too? Go to the East Village to find a black goldsmith and ask me to give you an eighty-fifty discount. ”

"Okay, what are you doing with Lalei? What is pure gold or not? What's the matter with you? Xiaoxing, don't bother with her, go on. "Majima is a little unhappy.

"Okay, I'll go on. The blade of the envoy is a golden bowl. The 'White Snake' and the 'Green Snake' use dual swords. The Emei faction pays attention to making swords, and there are sword songs: the jade girl is wonderful, and the remnant rainbow is a set of things. The body is like a warbler piercing the willows, and the sword seems to chase the soul without leaving people. When facing the enemy, you only need to make half a hand, even if it is a Yue girl, she will lose her soul. ”

"Then tell me how they used the Emei Sword Technique at that time?"

"On that day, Fahai first detained Xu Yaoshi and lured the two 'snakes' to come. As soon as the two 'snakes' arrived, they accused him of not using such an unjust act. Fahai said: "I have no intention of harming Pharmacist Xu, as long as the two of you are willing to return to Emei, I will not only release him, but also accept him as a disciple to teach the art industry." ’”

"Are they willing?" "If they do, will they be able to fight later?" ”

At that time, they asked Fahai to release Xu Yaoshi first, and he insisted that they go back to Emei Mountain first, and said that he would intercede for them in front of the chief. There was such a dispute between the two, so I had to move the real chapter. ”

"Finally to the point, let's talk about it. ”

"This 'White Snake' and 'Green Snake' are from the same faction, if you want to say that you have practiced any formation when making swords, you can say that they are intimate with each other, advancing and retreating together, attacking and defending together, just like holding four swords in one hand. ”

"Then Fahai has a bowl, isn't it...... What's that called? Oh, it's overstretched. ”

"Then can you still be called a master? The people took out the four swords one by one. They stabbed out more than forty swords in a row, and they didn't hurt anyone at all, and they hadn't made many moves. If this continues, it is not difficult to predict whether you will win or lose. ”

"Are they discouraged, are they throwing in the towel?" "Surely not, or else there is nothing to see." ”

"Uncle Ma is still prescient, yes, people have used a set of 'water man's sword technique'. ”

As far as I know, this set of swordsmanship was very controversial in the Emei faction. "Controversy? Why?" "Because this set of swordsmanship is very evil, it is not to win with the essence of sword moves, but a kind of kung fu to drag people down, the condition is that one's own people must be more than the other party's, and the moves seem to be mediocre or even useless, so plain as water, so it is named, it is really not very glorious martial arts." Does it work for Fahai?"

"Of course, Fahai disdained this kind of worthless 'swordsmanship' at first, but later found out that this kind of martial arts is really suitable for women's applications. ”

"Suitable for women, why?" said Malalei, who seemed to be full of curiosity.

Ashima cleared his throat and glared at her with his eyes.

"Ouch, I know if I don't tell me, I don't know if I asked Brother Wang Xiaowang to go. Spicy Lei pouted as she tilted her head.

Asama's face seemed to have the words "unfortunate at home" written on his face. I don't know if it's because of his daughter's unclear mind? Or is it because Mala Lei is cheeky and unashamed?

Xiaoxing didn't care too much about the embarrassing situation between their father and daughter, and continued, "Fahai carefully looked at the two daughters, calculated the countermeasures, and suddenly turned his hand, let the bowl mouth rush at them, and used a unique trick, and within ten moves, the four swords were collected by others one by one, not to mention, and the bowl was used to hit the acupuncture points above their heads, and in this way, they were also 'collected'. ”

"And what happened later? Has Pharmacist Xu been released?" "It's been released, but to say goodbye to the 'White Snake' is comparable to ascending to the sky." "What's the matter?" "Then the leader of the Emei faction asked Fahai to lock the 'White Snake' in the Leifeng Pagoda at that time, when will he practice the most profound martial arts of the Emei faction before he can be released." "What happened to Pharmacist Xu in the end?" "He made a sweeper outside the tower, saying that the 'White Snake' was locked up for a day, and he would sweep it for a day. "Wow, that's so touching, people should make this story into a beautiful legend." ”

"Okay, Xiaoxing is tired enough after talking for so long. Spicy Lei, let's make Xiaoxing's favorite black rice noodles for him. "Okay, Xiaoxing is waiting here, you can be casual. "Yes, just be casual, don't be restrained when you get to Uncle Ma. La Lei, let's go to the kitchen and noodles. ”

The father and daughter looked at each other and smiled again, as if the tender and delicious roast suckling pig was about to be baked.

Xiaoxing was staying alone in the hall at this time, not to mention that he was really a little hungry, when he saw that there were fried peanuts on the table, he pinched one and threw it in his mouth, but he didn't catch it well, and it bounced off on his lips, only to see that after landing on the ground, it rolled to the bottom of the flower pot shelf next to him.

"Yo, it's hard work. Xiaoxing immediately bent down to pick it up, but he was in a hurry, and he knocked the shelf crooked, and he saw that it was about to fall, so he hurriedly reached out to help, and as a result, he helped it to the flower pot, "Bang", "Bang", and the result was that the shelf was cracked.

It seems that the Ma father and daughter are more attentive to the nest, and they didn't hear any movement in the hall.

Xiaoxing hurriedly lifted the shelf, and when he saw that the flower pot was fortunately only one crack, he flushed the crack back, and he was not at ease, and walked backwards in the direction of the kitchen, wanting to see if the flower pot would be found to be damaged, but there was another "bang", followed by a "bang", and the table where the fried peanuts were put was hit, and a plate of peanuts was scattered on the ground.

Xiaoxing put the broken plate together as fast as he could, picking up the peanuts back on the plate, and rubbing the ones that were too dirty on his body.

When it was all over, he looked at the kitchen and then at the scene, he let out a sigh, but the strength of this breath seemed to be stronger, the furniture in the hall was too bad, the legs of the flower pot shelf were broken, and the flower pots on it fell into several pieces, only the cactus ball inside did not fall, and the table had two legs "kneeling" at him, the plate was broken and broken, and peanuts flew all over the ground.

There was another "bang", and the ornament with a shark's head on the wall was also shaken off, and a lot of peanuts were "eaten", as well as broken ballast of plates and flower pots.

Xiaoxing wanted to hang the shark's head first, it looked like the thing was quite valuable, but he was short, so he raised his hands and threw it at the position of the nail on the wall, it didn't matter if he didn't hang it at once, he actually shook down the ornaments made of a row of living creatures of the sea, the walls around the hall were all this kind of ornaments, the noisy sound needless to mention, poor hall with cheap furnishings.

"Whoa", "Whoa", the two plates fell from the hands of Ma's father and daughter.

"Hmm...... I know what you're thinking, but I didn't mean to. With that, Xiaoxing walked over, picked up the two nest heads from the ground, and kept looking at them with his eyes, "Domeng is hospitality, I'm glad to be a guest at your house, so I won't bother too much, and I will say goodbye." After saying that, he turned around and ran, and when he ran out of the hall, he heard the father and daughter shouting from behind.

"Stop! You pay for our things!" "Take it yourself!"

Their father and daughter were in hot pursuit.

Xiaoxing may have been frightened, and instead of running in the direction of getting off the boat, he ran to the bottom of the warehouse.

Ma's father and daughter were happy, and they just took Xiaoxing as their own goods.

But the unfortunate thing they didn't expect was that as soon as they entered the bottom warehouse, they didn't have time to catch Xiaoxing, and immediately launched an action to save the goods seized from the sea.

"I said it all, I really didn't mean to do it just now, but this time it was. After he finished speaking, two things shot out, and hit the father and daughter in the face.

Ma's father and daughter only chose to open their mouths and hold them, but they found out that it was a nest made by Mala Lei with "black turbid ten fingers......

The roast suckling pig didn't eat it, and they were gnawing on their own bitter nest, I don't know how their father and daughter feel?

The sound was not small, and it was mixed with the sound of Ma's father and daughter falling to the ground.

Xiaoxing made a hole in the bottom of the warehouse and swam out, and when he reached the shore, the big ship sank behind him.

"What the hell do they think? Could it be that I've made them all crazy? Alas, really, they're useless. Hey, that's ...... Is that Pharmacist Xu?"