This night, Song Qiu's mind was not as attentive as usual, and even when he was practicing, he was not as attentive as usual. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

He thought about it all night and didn't figure it out, Sun Wukong is obviously often described by those monsters in "Journey to the West" as "a monk with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth", why does he have the face to mock people's ugly parents?

This question had been bothering Song Qiu until a small talk with Thor a long time later, when Song Qiu asked this question again, and he got an answer.

"I asked him that question at the time. Thor was silent for a while, and the sorrow in his eyes was something Song Qiu could never forget: "The monkey said this: 'It's no problem for my old grandson to grow like this, because I'm a beast, are you?'"

Song Qiu didn't know if the monkey's cheeky skin was refined in Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace, but since then, he never dared to provoke Sun Dasheng again, because he knew that this monkey was really thick-skinned and invulnerable, and when this monkey wanted to be shameless, he could really be shameless.

Speaking back to the present, Song Qiu was thinking about whether this non-famous joker would be so excited that he couldn't sleep after Xue Zhiqian knew that Sun Wukong was singing his songs, and wrote three hundred jokes in a row, when a short and thin old man suddenly came out in front of him.

This "drill" is not an adjective, but a real description - because he really came out of the ground.

The old man wore a sheepskin felt hat and a black clay coat, much like the old pawnshop shopkeeper that Song Qiu had seen in the TV series.

"Little Lao'er is the land of Jiangcheng, and I have seen Brother Song. The old man arched his hand towards Song Qiu with a smile and introduced himself.

The land lord is the legendary lord of the land, and like the Lei Gong, he belongs to the collective name of a position. And because there has always been a saying among Chinese folk that "there is soil and wealth", the land lord is also regarded as the god of wealth and fortune, and is worshiped as the guardian god by many merchants.

The honest and kind landlord handed Song Qiu a slip of paper and said, "This is the list of Internet café losses counted by Xiao Lao'er, Brother Song checks and checks." ”

Song Qiu asked curiously, "Why does this kind of thing need to be counted by the land lord?"

The land lord explained with a smile: "Now this Internet café is the base camp of our immortals, and it is not an exaggeration to say that it is the emperor of our immortal world, right?

"Absolutely. Song Qiu couldn't help but ask, "Then what am I?"

"Hehe, this Internet café is the center of our immortal world, equivalent to the Zhongnanhai in China and the White House in the Lighthouse Country, think about it this way, Brother Song, you are dedicated to serving the immortals in the Internet café, isn't your status equivalent to the director of the General Office of the Central Committee?"

"So, shouldn't you and me deal with the aftermath now?"

Song Qiu was powerless to complain, he only felt that what he said was so reasonable, and he had no way to refute it.

Patting the land lord on the shoulder, Song Qiu sighed: "After hearing you say this, I suddenly found that it is really wronged to let the head of the imperial capital like you deal with such trivial matters. ”

Land Officer: "I'm nothing, I'm just responsible for clearing out the list of lost equipment." Brother Song, you have to work hard, and you have to find a way to find funds to replace the damaged equipment and equipment. ”

"Huh, what are you talking about?" Song Qiu had an ominous premonition in his heart.

The two thick eyebrows that the land lord drooped raised upwards and asked, "Brother Song, you haven't read the "Immortal Internet Café Network Management Work Rules", right?"

Song Qiu rolled his eyes and said, "I've seen it, I've seen it, but do you think I'll remember all of the 300,000-word work rules?"

The land lord didn't know when he put on a pair of dark gray reading glasses, and he also held a copy of the "Immortal Internet Café Network Management Work Rules" in his hand, bowed his head and read word by word: "Article 356 of the "Immortal Internet Café Network Management Work Rules": 'If the network management cannot guarantee the integrity of the Internet café equipment and facilities, and cannot update and replace the Internet café equipment and equipment in a timely manner within one month after the Internet café equipment is damaged, then the contract signed between the Internet café and the network management will be invalidated, and the person will no longer be hired as the network manager of the Internet café. ’”

Now it was Song Qiu's turn to be dumbfounded: "Ah, there is still such a rule? Why don't I know?"

The land lord said calmly: "Now that you know, it's the same. At this time, you should be thinking about how to get 300,000 yuan in a month. ”

"How much, how many thousands?" Song Qiu thought he had misheard.

"300,000 yuan, this time there is a total of 300,000 yuan of equipment and equipment that needs to be purchased again. ”

"Shouldn't this be Thor's and Sun Wukong's compensation? Shouldn't the two of them have to pay the price for doing things in the Internet café?" Song Qiu couldn't figure it out.

"Of course, there will be a price, this Internet café is actually under the management of the Heavenly Realm, and both of them will naturally be punished by the Heavenly Rules. According to the "Regulations on the Management of Shenxian Internet Cafes", these losses should be paid out of the special management funds of Shenxian Internet Cafes, but you also know what the current situation of this special management funds is. There is only 1,000 yuan left in the account, so the part that exceeds this 1,000 yuan must be raised by you, the manager of the Internet café. And you don't want to think about it, we immortals are poorer than the other, they are all poor ghosts, just like Sun Dasheng, do you think he will be able to get the money?" ”

Saying this, Song Qiu remembered that this group of immortals was now a group of poor ghosts, and if they wanted to come up with money, it would be better to let them line up to sell their kidneys, although Song Qiu didn't know if the immortals still had kidneys......

"In other words, I have to find a way to earn 300,000 yuan in a month, and if I can't earn it, I will be fired?"

"Yes. ”

Song Qiu was about to cry and faint: Ordinary people earn money when they go to work, why do they have to pay for their own work when they come to me?

Life will go on after the sadness, and Song Qiu also knows that this immortal Internet café is the door for him to open the world of cultivation, and it is a place where he can't give up no matter what, not to mention 300,000 yuan, it is one million, and he must grit his teeth and find a way to raise it.

Slapping the table in front of him with both hands, Song Qiu stared at the land lord seriously, and said, "The land lord, do you know what kind of Xuan Gong immortal method can make people reborn with severed limbs and rehabilitate stump arms?"

"What are you going to do?" asked the land lord in confusion.

Song Qiu's expression was solemn, and he said word by word: "I want to sell my kidney." ”