The Prophet received everyone once, and the wedding seemed to mean the end of it.

Ren Xiaodie pulled out a thick book of music and said unrelentingly, "Holy Lord, it's still early, and the auspicious time hasn't passed, are you considering worshipping heaven and earth?"

Ji Shengdian smiled, "And then, cut off the head of the chicken and burn the yellow paper?"

"Hey, third sister, I'm talking about worship, not Taoyuan!"

"Fluttershy. Ji Aojian said earnestly, "The third sister means that with your cultural level, it is not clear whether the worship and worship are not clear, or rest." ”

"What's that?" Ren said angrily, "How can I not understand these rituals as an official of the Ministry of Etiquette?"

Ji Aojian shook his head, "Actually, you don't even know our identity, and you still want to officiate at the wedding?"

"What are you kidding, how could I not know your identity!"

"Then tell me about it. Ji Aojian smiled, "Who am I marrying?"

Fluttershy replied without thinking, "Do you need to ask, you're married to a Jewish prophet." ”

"Wrong!" said Ji Aojian categorically, "I am married to a prophet of the Hebrews!"

Fluttershy blinked, "What Hebrew?"

"Look, you really don't understand. Ji Aojian sighed, "Obviously, Master Ming belongs to an ancient nation with a long history and splendid civilization, and it is really vulgar to be hung up by a Jew on your left and a Jew on your right!"

"I ......"

"This is my cousin," Ji Aojian didn't wait for her to finish, and pointed at Sarah again. "Do you know who she is?"

"Isn't she just an Irishman?"

"No, you should call her a Celtic!" Ji Aojian sighed leisurely. "This is the first group of peoples in the history of Western Europe to follow the Romans. Before the Germanic barbarians came to the British Isles, they had built their country for a long time, and there were great people like King Arthur. ”

“......”

"Besides, my cousin, do you know who he is?"

"It's an Indian, right?" Ren Xiaodie hesitated, then nodded vigorously, "It can't be wrong, he is from the Americas, don't lie to me that he is Chinese." ”

"What Indians. It was a historical mistake that Columbus crossed the Atlantic and mistook America for India. Ji Aojian said coldly, "Listen, my cousin's ancestor is an Aztec from Tenochtitlan. ”

"Cousin, you made me call myself Mayan last time. ”

"You don't understand. Ji Aojian said casually, "The longer the name." The more you seem to have come from an elegant, mysterious, quaint, vicissitudes, and tasteful background. ”

"I see, don't you just want to find a historical explanation for your identity, so that you can appear to be educated. Ren finally understood, "It's like in our officialdom." Use nicknames for colleagues. ”

In the officialdom of the Ming and Qing dynasties, officials called each other privately, and they would definitely not pronounce the original name of the official position. Instead, it is necessary to use a unique name, which is often the same official name in ancient times. For example, the prefect should be called "Ling Yin", and the prefect should be called "Taishou". Wait a minute. So it sounds like a city with a long history, a thick culture, rich rhetoric, and an elegant atmosphere.

Ji Aojian smiled faintly, "Since you understand, what should you call my identity?"

"Although you have dual nationality, you are still a Chinese. Ren Xiaodie said in her chest, "To put it elegantly, you are a descendant of Yanhuang Miao, a descendant of Huaxia." ”

"Not true. ”

"How can this not be right, the nationality has been changed, do you want to change the nationality?" Ambassador Ren said angrily, "Tenth sister, don't forget what kind of blood you have on your body, it will never change." ”

"If it's in China, of course it makes sense to call you that way. Ji Aojian said unhurriedly, "But now it's in Europe, people don't know what you say, you should call me a Seris." ”

Ren Fluttershy was surprised, "What the hell is this?"

"My dear, Seris means the land of silk, which is the ancient Greco-Roman name for the Chinese. Flory explained with a smile, "At that time, the Greco-Romans regarded Chinese silk clothing as a treasure, so they used this name for this silk-producing country.

"Huh?

"It's because you're too lonely to hear about. Ji Aojian said disdainfully, "How can an uneducated person like you be embarrassed to preside over such a significant and far-reaching wedding that combines Chinese and Western cultures?"

"I just don't know a little bit about European history and culture......"

"It's because you don't understand that your marriage ceremony is all self-righteous and full of the atmosphere of great power chauvinism. ”

Ren Xiaodie heard the noun she didn't understand again, "What is great power chauvinism?"

"Is it all your own home country, with a little Hebrew wedding element?"

"Hebrew wedding elements?" Ren snapped, "yes, how did they get married?"

"See, you don't know anything about it, and you don't respect the bride's nation at all. ”

"You didn't warn me sooner. Fluttershy was in a depressed mood and muttered, "I could have asked for advice on what the Hebrew way of marriage is, and it wouldn't be hard to add some elements." ”

Flory helped to solve the siege again, "The marriage of the Jews, I heard that there is a procedure to smash a glass. ”

"Ahh Ren immediately became happy, "It's so good, it turns out that Jewish friends also know the truth of broken peace." ”

"What kind of broken peace, you call it distorted and attached, it is the embodiment of the chauvinism of the great powers. ”

Ji Aojian snorted, "Since you don't want to understand other people's culture, and you only want to promote your own culture, you might as well go and open a Confucius Institute." ”

"Well, what does the Confucius Institute mean?"

"That is, you can cooperate with European universities to provide a large amount of sponsorship to open a college place dedicated to spreading Chinese culture, which not only has low tuition fees, but also can give special rewards to sponsor those students who like Chinese culture. ”

"Oh. Ren thought thoughtfully. "Listening to you say that, is it an institution that specializes in cultivating the Belt and Road Party for my Celestial Empire?"

"Nonsense. How can this be the cultivation of the Belt and Road Party? Ji Aojian said solemnly, "This is a bridge for Chinese and Western cultural cooperation and friendly exchanges." Those who have cultivated may be old friends of the Chinese people in the future. ”

"I know, so I can apply for funding from the imperial court again, right?"

"yes. Ji Aojian nodded, "You just think about these things, this is your job as a diplomat." ”

"Okay, okay, I know you don't want me to officiate at the wedding, so I'll change the rules. ”

Ren Xiaodie put away the booklet in her hand, pulled out another much thinner book, and said, "Holy." Weichen is brave and wants to make a direct admonition. ”

"Wait, where did you get the courage?" Ji Aojian was really surprised, "Today is the day of Your Majesty's great joy, you actually want to impeach her?"

"Where did this start?" Ren was confused, "When did I say I was going to impeach the saint?"

"Didn't you just say that you were going to make a mistake?"

"I'm talking about self-nomination!"

"It turned out that you recommended yourself, is it okay for you to pronounce yourself clearly?" Ji Aojian suddenly came back to his senses and felt that something was wrong, "Is it self-recommendation? What do you want to recommend yourself?"

"Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year. It is another day of great joy for Your Majesty. As Ren Xiaodie spoke, a red cloud hung on her face, "Such a beautiful day, it is just a matter of joy." I'm going to beg the third sister to include me in the harem!"

"You're trying to make trouble on purpose, aren't you?"

Ji Aojian listened, and there was something on his face, but it was not a red cloud. It's frost.

"Tenth sister, don't be so stingy. The concubines will respect your status in the main palace and call you the queen's mother. ”

"Don't talk nonsense! Is this a question of being stingy or not?"

"It's useless to shout no matter how you shout. Ren said nonchalantly. "Whether the third sister accepts me or not, it depends on what her old man means. ”

She proudly opened the chapter, and was about to recite it, but she stopped, looked left and right, and pulled a chubby teenager from among the students, and without saying anything, she stuffed the chapter sheet into his hand, "Read it to me." ”

The fat boy was having a good time watching the show, but suddenly received such a task, and was suddenly at a loss, "Sister Fluttershy, this is not good, right?"

"What's wrong? The time has come for the Empire to need you. Ren Xiaodie said viciously, "When the main palace enters the palace, you will naturally benefit from it." But if you dare not read it, I will cramp and peel you when I turn around!"

Ji Aojian frowned, "If you read it yourself, it's over, why do you want to force other people's children?"

Ren Xiaodie said confidently, "I still think it's better for me to be reserved for this kind of thing." ”

"What point do you look reserved?"

The little fat man had a bitter face, and read it word by word, "Chen Xiaodie kowtowed and said: The land in the east is weak, the country is shaking, and the great powers are waiting for it, ready to move. Fortunately, His Majesty descended on the European continent, the virtue is unparalleled, the martial arts are world-famous, Ze is the common people, the world is helped, the spirituality is charming, the revolution is sown and the people's power is damaged, the financial control is consumed by the country, and the feng shui is broken by the fortune. ”

“...... Your Majesty has great merit and great achievements in my Shenzhou, and the ministers have thought about it for a long time, tossing and turning, but it is difficult to repay it, and they are ashamed. A word at the risk of death today: Although Your Majesty is young, he is in his prime. However, if people have no foresight, they will have near-term worries, and everything will be foreseen, and if they are not prepared, they will be wasted. For the long-term planning of the country, Your Majesty should open the harem widely, accept concubines, and the bloodline of the heavenly family will be prosperous and extended, then the country will be very fortunate, the society will be very fortunate, and the people will be very fortunate......"

“...... There is a saying that there are 3,000 beauties in the harem, and thousands of purples and thousands of reds are always spring. The flowers are similar every year, but the people are different every year. Your Majesty, even if you are not favored, can also be pleasing to the eye. Although the minister's appearance is shallow and ugly, he also has a bit of color, and he is willing to serve His Majesty's majesty with his own body, and he will always feel holy. ”

"Enough!" Ji Aojian really felt unbearable when he heard it, "Don't you feel ashamed to talk about opening the harem so seriously?"

"As an emperor, it should have been three palaces and six courts. Ren Xiaodie raised her head high, "What's more, this is the Emperor of Heaven opening a harem, and no matter how many hundredfolds and thousands of times it is, it will meet the specifications." ”

"This is feudal backward thinking, all of which are dross!"

"It's not bad, you don't count. Ren Xiaodie smiled at Ji Shengdian and said, "Third sister, what do you think of this excerpt of the minister?"

Ji Shengdian smiled, "That's right." ”

"Great!" Ren Xiaodie clapped her hands with joy, and quickly took out another wooden sign and handed it over, "Third sister, this is my brand, you must pick me tonight, don't choose anyone else." ”

Ji Aojian rubbed his nose, "No one will fight you for this." ”

"Sister Fluttershy......" cries the little fat man after reading the recital.

"Don't call me Sister Fluttershy. Ren Xiaodie said vividly, "From now on, you will call me Butterfly Niangniang." ”

"That, Concubine Die, didn't you say that it would be good for me to read the recital?"

"yes. Ren Xiaodie was in a good mood and said generously, "If you want any reward, you can say it yourself." ”

The little fat man became excited, "Niangniang, can you quickly open a Confucius Institute at Oxford University?"

Fluttershy wondered, "What do you care about this, and what does it have to do with you?"

"Of course it does. The little fat man said confidently, "When the time comes, I can apply for this major, and I can easily get a diploma from Oxford University." ”

"I'm going to go!" Ren Xiaodie slapped him on the head in anger and said angrily, "You studied this major for a long time, and it didn't help save the country and the people." (To be continued.) )