Chapter 13: Lovely Snow
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The photo can actually make a sound, if it weren't for the fact that what Ren Tian experienced was even more incredible than this, he would definitely think that he had encountered a supernatural event.
"You're Jade Rabbit?"
"That's right, this immortal is the Jade Rabbit. A crisp silver bell sound came from the picture.
Sure enough, it's a jade rabbit, but how can a jade rabbit be a classical beauty?
"Why aren't you a rabbit?"
"You're the rabbit, you stupid big man, don't hurry up and release the immortal, or the immortal will give you a good look!"
Although the voice is good, Ren Tian hates others threatening him, even if the other party is a beautiful woman, he said casually: "It's okay if you want me to let you out, but at least you have to correct your attitude." ”
"You... is so bold, the little mortal man actually dares to speak like this to this immortal!" The crisp and pleasant voice was a little angry.
Ren Tian was lying on the bed leisurely, he was not in a hurry now, "What's wrong with me talking like this?
"Aren't you afraid I'll tell my sister about this?"
"Who is your sister?"
"Fairy Chang'e!" the voice that came from the photo was very proud.
"Oh!" Ren Tian replied lightly, now that people are busy attending the banquet, how can they have time to take care of the following things.
"You—" the photo was silent for a moment, "no more, no more." Hey, mortal, why don't you let me out quickly, the immortals are about to suffocate to death?"
Ren Tian listened to Yutu's tone softened a lot, how to say that he still had to stay with Yutu for a month, and he didn't want to be so stiff, "That's right, how to say that you are also a member of the immortals, you should pay attention to your identity." ”
"Then why don't you let me out quickly!" said Jade Rabbit.
Ren Tian thought of being angry with the Jade Rabbit just now, this Jade Rabbit wouldn't trouble him as soon as he came out, "Jade Rabbit, it's okay to let you out, but you can't trouble me!"
"No problem!" replied Yutu happily.
Such a happy promise made Ren Tian doubt Yutu's words.
Yutu said impatiently: "Hey, mortal, I won't pursue it, why are you still stunned?"
"You really don't pursue it?" Ren Tian asked.
"Don't pursue it!" said Yutu.
"Really?" Ren Tian asked again.
"You're still not finished, will this immortal lie to you?" said Yutu.
"Good. Making sure that the other party was not pursuing it, Ren Tian clicked on the lower right corner of the photo.
There was a burst of white light, and a wonderful girl in a white gauze skirt appeared in front of her, the girl's age was about eighteen or nineteen years old, standing beautifully, the corners of her mouth were lightly pursed, and she stared at Ren Tian with a lovely smile.
Ren Tian was stared at by the Jade Rabbit with goosebumps, this can't be what the beastly Dafa wants to do to him, right?
But look at this figure, he is quite willing, Xu Xian dares to have a child with the white snake, Ning Caichen dares to drag with the ghost, I heard that there are still people who are involved with caterpillars, can't he have a one-night stand with the rabbit?
"What dirty things are you thinking?" Yutu smiled, her eyes narrowing into a slit and looking at Ren Tian.
Ren Tian shuddered, feeling that the air around him suddenly became more than ten degrees colder, his body couldn't help but tremble, and hurriedly said, "No, I didn't think about anything?"
Jade Rabbit snorted lightly, "You mortals are dirty, and you only think about men and women every day. ”
Ren Tian glanced at his head and muttered, "Just your immortals are clean?"
"You..."
When he first heard "you", a white shadow suddenly jumped in front of Ren Tian's eyes, his body lost his balance and fell on the bed, and the white shadow pressed him tightly, suddenly his arm hurt, and he let out an "ah" in pain, "What do you want to do?"
The jade rabbit lay on Ren Tian's body and bit Ren Tian's right arm, making a "woo" sound.
Being pressed on the body by a classical beauty, smelling the faint fragrance coming from the jade rabbit, Ren Tian's whole body was boiling, and the pain on his arm had long been forgotten, "Have you made enough trouble? ”
Jade Rabbit glanced at Ren Tian proudly, "Didn't you just ask me to bite you?" ”
Ren Tian was speechless, he just said casually just now, where did he think that the jade rabbit really dared to bite, and it was a derogatory term to say to people that biting me, it seems that animals are still animals, and they can't even hear the opposite.
Yutu turned over, stood beside Ren Tian's bed, and muttered, "What did you put on your lower body, how hard is it?"
Ren Tian blushed, "That's a weapon, don't ask too much, little brat!"
Yutu was unhappy, "You are the little kid, I have been in the Moon Palace for more than two hundred years, how many years have you been now?"
Ren Tian was speechless again, it seems that an eighteen or nineteen-year-old girl can be his grandmother? Sure enough, he can't compare his age with immortals, he changed the topic and said, "By the way, why don't Americans see you when they go to the moon?"
Jade Rabbit bit the nail of his thumb, frowned at the willow leaf, and wondered: "What American?"
Ren Tiandu was almost overturned by Yutu's expression at the moment, and he said "cough", he wanted to verify whether the Americans had ever been on the moon, "Wasn't there a mortal person to the moon decades ago?"
Yutu suddenly realized: "It turns out that you are talking about more than forty days ago, a black iron suddenly flew from the mortal world? At that time, the immortal was still startled? A few monkey-like people appeared for no reason, and a piece of cloth was inserted, and that piece of cloth was made into bottoms by Wu Gang!!"
More than forty days?
I almost forgot one day in the sky and a year on the earth, and Yutu said that she had been in the Moon Palace for more than two hundred years, so she would be at least ten thousand years old on the ground.
It's horrible!
There is also an American flag made into bottoms, which should look pretty good.
In the end, Ren Tian and Jade Rabbit chatted, Ren Tian and Jade Rabbit told fairy tales, Jade Rabbit listened to it with relish, and Jade Rabbit also told her story.
Jade Rabbit's parents are rabbits who have practiced for thousands of years, and they have become immortals; in a Nantianmen, they met Tai Bai Xing with the heavenly generals and Chang'e, and learned that Chang'e wanted to be locked up alone in the Guanghan Palace, the male rabbit fairy felt pity in his heart, went back to discuss with the female rabbit fairy, and finally decided to let their little daughter Xiao Yutu go, although the little jade rabbit was reluctant, but still said goodbye with tears, and went to the Moon Palace to accompany Chang'e to make medicine.
Ren Tian wanted to say in his heart that the male rabbit fairy wouldn't have such an ulterior relationship with Chang'e, would he not let his daughter accompany him.
Probably the reason for staying in the Moon Palace for a long time, so at this moment Yutu is happy to talk to Ren Tian; Ren Tian chatted with Yutu in the process, I feel that Yutu's personality is very lively and cheerful, especially those bright eyes, sparkling, smart, cute, and a little naughty.
After listening to Ren Tian's story about Snow White, Jade Rabbit praised: "I didn't expect you, a mortal, to tell such a beautiful story!"
"Is it interesting that you are always a mortal?" Ren Tian pretended to be very angry, he and Yutu talked for more than two hours, and they became good friends who talked about everything.
Yutu said ashamedly: "I'm sorry, I don't know your name yet?"
Ren Tian smiled, "It's okay, let's get acquainted again, my name is Ren Tian." ”
"Then you will call me Jade Rabbit in the future, right?" said Jade Rabbit with a smile.
Ren Tian shook his head, "You have to stay in the mortal world for a month during this time, and you can't be called Jade Rabbit." ”
Jade Rabbit frowned and bit her thumb nails, "Then what's my name?"
Seeing that the jade rabbit made a cute expression again, Ren Tian was once again cute, and he remembered the "Xinjigong Living Buddha" he had seen, in which there was a rabbit as cute as the jade rabbit.
"What do you think of being called Shirayuki?"
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