Chapter 37: Men are meant to be ruthless
Broken love, a very sad word. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
But Diao Chan's falling out of love is a pretty good thing.
Whether others think it or not, Lin Mu thinks it's good anyway.
Throughout the farce of the Mojia Office, Lu Bu was extremely cooperative, Lin Mu had just dug a pit here, and he immediately stepped into it, basically without a trace of ambiguity.
"A man's face...... It can kill people!"
Lin Mu sighed and patted Zhang Fei on the shoulder. "Yide, today's lesson must be remembered, don't learn from Na Lu Bu, for the sake of face, you are sending corners from beginning to end, be a man, you must be open-minded!"
"Well, I know!" Zhang Fei nodded heavily, his attention was not here at all, his eyes drifted away unconsciously, and he looked at the two women sitting on the embankment of the ancient rhyme.
It was already night, and the moonlight in early spring was a little hazy, but with the monk's eyesight, it was naturally visible from a few hundred meters away.
Poof!
The sound of falling water came faintly from the river embankment, but Lin Mu and Zhang Fei did not panic at all, just because this sound had sounded many times since the night, and when they raised their eyes, they swept it, and sure enough, the wine bottle was smashed into the river.
"How many bottles are there?" Zhang Fei scratched his head, broke his fingers and looked at it again, and finally had no choice but to put it down.
Looking at Zhang Fei, Lin Mu shook his head speechlessly and knocked on the door of the other party's head. "Diao Chan drank eighteen bottles, and your daughter-in-law drank ten bottles, a total of twenty-eight bottles!"
"Big brother, let's go over and persuade us, if we drink like this, we will have to drink you and me into bankruptcy!" Zhang Fei was furious, you must know that those are not beers, but the incomparably famous old Du Kang, although it is not the one that Lin Mu bought at the beginning, but it also costs eight thousand bottles.
Smiled angrily, Lin Mu pointed at Zhang Fei. "Do you still know that you can drink and go bankrupt? You poured me with a jar at the beginning!"
Glancing at Xiahou Juan, Lin Mu looked at Zhang Fei strangely. "Are you afraid that your daughter-in-law will get hurt by drinking?"
"That's different, the wine at home isn't worthless!"
Zhang Fei quibbled, but in the end he was defeated, and he confessed honestly. "Okay, okay, I'm just afraid that Xiao Juan will hurt his body by drinking, but you're not afraid that Diao Chan will also be injured by drinking?"
Speaking of this, Zhang Fei was suddenly stunned, staring at Lin Mu with extremely frightened eyes. "You don't want to get drunk and do something you shouldn't do!"
Bang!
"Am I that kind of person?"
Lin Mu didn't say a word, and his head jumped, staring at Zhang Fei with great disdain. "Even if I am, you don't know the effect of the old lock, Diao Chan is awake and fine, she needs to trigger the law by herself, but once she falls into a coma, the perverted thing will trigger it on its own!"
"Ahem...... Am I just kidding, do I need to explain so much?"
Zhang Fei smiled strangely, pushed the top of the forest tree with his elbow, and said with bad intentions. "If there is no Yue Lao Lock, does the eldest brother have any ideas!"
The heart is empty......
Someone seems to have a weak heart......
Especially in the corner of his eye, seeing Diao Chan's misty fairy posture, he has a unique demeanor after being drunk, and this kind of heart deficiency has attacked.
"Okay, okay, listen to you, let's go over and persuade the general line!" Lin Mu coughed a few times, couldn't stand Zhang Fei's gaze, and quickly got up and walked to the Guyun River embankment.
"Man...... Who can be open-minded in this matter!" Looking at Lin Mu's back, Zhang Fei shook his head and returned the words as they were.
Ancient rhyme embankment
The spring breeze is blowing, with a hint of laziness, and the surrounding scenery is very beautiful.
The two fairy-like people, leaning on the river embankment, accompanied by the evening breeze and wine, are like fairy concubines.
Seeing this scene, Lin Mu's footsteps stopped slightly, and some did not dare to approach, for fear that he would be cheesy and tarnish this beautiful picture.
"The kiss is also kissed, and it is thin and thin, are you still afraid at this time?" Zhang Fei's joking voice sounded in his ears, and Lin Mu couldn't help laughing at himself.
Fear?
The four beauties of history, who do not weigh and weigh?
However, as soon as Zhang Fei interrupted him, the mixed thoughts in his mind were gone, and he shrugged his shoulders, Lin Mu didn't pretend to be pretentious anymore, and walked directly towards Diao Chan.
"Don't drink it, I'll send you back!" Removing the wine bottle from Diao Chan's mouth, Lin Mu began to clean up the battlefield.
Women, who are gentle and quiet on weekdays, are often more terrible than men when they start drunkenness.
"Bastard!"
Diao Chan turned his head and stared straight at the woods. "Give me back!"
Lin Mu ignored it and began to sort out the wine bottles.
was ignored, Diao Chan didn't make the first move, just stared at Lin Mu and looked at it, as if recalling who the other party was.
Yes!
That bastard who bullied me during the day!
Diao Chan recognized Lin Mu, picked up the wine bottle without saying a word, and smashed it on the head without hesitation, vowing to open a scoop for him.
"Diao Chan don't!" Xiahou Juan exclaimed, but the distance between the trees and trees was too close, and she couldn't stop it at all.
That's right, too!
It's just a wine bottle, it's a fart for an immortal cultivator, even if Diao Chan sacrifices spiritual power, at most it's just a broken skin.
Did the forest trees get hit?
Of course not, it's not too simple to dodge a drunken attack, and since it has long been destined to soak Diao Chan, you can't be cowardly, you have to show a man's momentum and show a man's ruthlessness.
In the daytime, the first impression left on Diao Chan is already very deep, but it is still not deep enough!
can act, Lin Mu never said a word of nonsense, so he moved.
Moon old lock!
Is it really scary?
The body twisted slightly, the head did not hesitate to probe, the rich wine mixed with the aroma came to the face, and the next moment, the warm fragrance of nephrite was in the arms, and the warm and soft touch was reflected in the lips.
This time, Diao Chan was still stunned, she couldn't even imagine that there would be someone who was not afraid of the old lock, and treated her lightly again and again.
You must know that the power of the Moon Old Lock is not static, but will surge with the increase of the number of times, the first time is five minutes, and the second time is a full six times.
Feeling the strong masculine atmosphere, feeling the fragrant tongue being captured alive again, Diao Chan is crazy, and he no longer needs to be reminded by Lu Bu.
Rumble!
The red thunder rolled in, and Lin Mu's body shook for the first time, completely subconsciously, this is the autonomous fear of the flesh, which shows how much horror the old lock punishes.
However......
Men, you have to be cruel to yourself!
After reading a sentence silently, Lin Mu's scalp was stiff, his hands were not loose but tight, and he firmly locked Diao Chan's slender waist, and he wanted to take care of it, but it was obviously too late.
Pain, pain, numbness, itching, soreness......
From the nerve firmly into his mind, Lin Mu only felt that he was completely wasted, and there was no cell belonging to him at all, but the pain he brought was extremely clear, deep into the bone marrow, and the pain was hideous.
Compared to Lin Mu, Diao Chan is safe and sound, with the blessing of the old lock, she will not be harmed by the red thunder inspired by herself.
However, at this time, Diao Chan did not feel relaxed, because she found that no matter what, she could not open the forest tree and lock her hands.
Her waist is firmly locked!
Isn't this hell?
Diao Chan was stunned, she clearly remembered that under the old lock of the moon, no matter how high the other party's cultivation was, it was absolutely impossible for him to resist, and he would definitely turn into mud in minutes.
Take a second look......
Lin Mu's body did collapse, and even his arms were shrugged, but why were the two palms of his hands stuck to death?
PS: Wouldn't it be too rogue? (Rogue deduction 1...... )