Chapter 33: The Cheekiness of the Best
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Liu Bang was shocked by this sudden scene, he couldn't help but come over, knelt lightly beside Li Bodhi, and the two solemnly swore to a bright moon:
"I'm Liu Bang!"
"I'm Li Bodhi!"
The two solemnly said in unison, "The two of us are brothers with different surnames today, and we do not seek to be born on the same day and month of the same year, but to be born and die on the same day and month of the same year! From now on, righteousness comes first, and this heart can show the sun and the moon! If you violate this oath, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed!"
After the oath was completed, Liu Li and the two became brothers with different surnames, at the time when they paid the most attention to a righteous word, such brothers with different surnames were even closer than their own brothers, Liu Bang was confused and bowed, and in the end he didn't know what people liked him, Liu Bang was a cheeky person who was also a little confused, and the onlookers Fan Fat and Lao Lu, including Ao Xuening, who had always had a cold attitude, didn't know what to say.
"You.. What is going on?..." Ao Xue stared at Li Bodhi with round eyes, since she got acquainted with this little Taoist, her common sense has been refreshed again and again, but this time things are too weird.
"This is called not fighting, not acquaintance, through this exchange of fists and feet, let me deeply realize that the eldest brother is actually a real hero, a good man, I can worship him, it is a blessing that I can't cultivate in several lifetimes!" Li Bodhi sighed, to be able to become a brother with the future Han Gaozu Liu Bang, this feeling is not only moving, but also has an inexplicable sacred feeling.
This kind of shock is even more shocking than knowing that the old man is the master of the Tongtian Sect.
Although the Tongtian Sect Master is one of the three Qings of Taoism, one of the saints, and his identity is much more noble than that of Liu Bang, the ancestor of the Han Dynasty, in the 21st century, the Tongtian Sect Master is only a mythical figure, and he has only appeared in novels, and the connection with mortals is very weak.
But Han Gaozu Liu Bang is different, he really exists, Li Bodhi lives in the land opened up by Liu Bang, if there is no Liu Bang to create the Han Dynasty, the magnificent history of the Xia Kingdom in the future will be rewritten, Li Bodhi will not appear here, it can be said that he is the descendant of Liu Bang, and now, to be able to become a brother in life and death with such a person, Li Bodhi's inner excitement can be imagined.
"Ask God to kill me! Isn't it just surrendering my identity and swearing to a little rascal, as for being excited?" Ao Xue Ning raised her head and asked Cang Tian speechlessly, what is this called.
"Yes, brother, although I am a few years older than you, but I am immoral and incompetent, I recognize the two words of this man, the three words of true hero, I dare not be, in fact, I also fell in love with my brother at first sight, but I still can't understand, what do you like about my brother? Brother, I have never been modest in my life, today I have to tell you the truth, I am a person, eat meat and drink wine, flirt with women from good families, that is proficient in everything, play money and make thousands, and is also an expert, and the character is just like that, although I also talk about a righteous word, but when I encounter any danger, my brother I will still be the first to slip away, I think about it, people of my level, and Fan Fatzi, Lao Lu and other gangsters are considered Gao Pan, brother, what do you like about me. "Liu Bang has a cheeky face in his life, and the most proud thing is that he has a face thicker than the city wall, Rao is like this, and his face is also feverish.
"Hahaha... Brother Ji, you are really not modest this time, fat man, I have played with you since I was a child, and I have never heard you so sincere. Fan laughed, and his stomach hurt from laughing.
"Yes, Brother Bodhi, the eldest brother really has a heart-to-heart with you this time, otherwise he is the person, it is easy for you to kill him, let him be humble, it is difficult, he doesn't brag for a day, his whole body is uncomfortable, and he doesn't even have the strength to touch the girls!" Lu Juan also coaxed and soured Liu Ji to death.
Xiaolongnu couldn't help frowning when she heard Lao Lu's rude words.
"Get out of the way! I'm talking to my brother, what are you two coaxing to follow? Besides, Brother Bodhi's confidante is next to you, what are you talking nonsense?" Liu Bang's face finally turned red, and he loudly reprimanded Lu Xuan, taking the opportunity to change the topic.
"Oh, I'm really sorry, look at my broken mouth, as soon as I get proud, I don't have a door, I'm really sorry!" Lu Xuan's lower face, Ao Xuening looks fifteen or sixteen years old, half younger than Lu Xuan, but he can still accompany him, in terms of this mind, he has surpassed the average person, he is just a little brother of Liu Bang, it can be seen that Liu Bang's instrument should be even more extraordinary.
"Brother Liu Bang, you don't have to be so polite, I'm not as rude as you think, it's just that you men should pay attention to a little bit when you men. Ao Xuening's face was slightly red, although she didn't know what "touching the girl" meant, but looking at the words and looks, she knew that it was definitely not a good thing.
"Oh sister, you are not only beautiful, this measure is also first-class, it is really a gem in the world, with our Bodhi brother, it is simply a flower inserted in cow dung, it's a pity, it's a pity. Liu Bang looked at it through the light, Ao Xuening's face was slightly red, and the peerless appearance of Lingxiu like a hibiscus out of the water was something he had never seen in his life.