Chapter Seventy-Nine: Two Acts of Spit Testing

When he came back to his senses, he was sitting next to the wooden table, and the table was littered with dense reference materials, and what was written in the middle notebook Yiyun narrowed his eyes to the tip of a needle and didn't see what was written.

[Act I, right, the last night before the college entrance examination.] 】

Is this the case, is it going to take the college entrance examination? Yiyun looked at himself, and sure enough, it was not the clothes he wore when he came, but a set of white one-piece school uniforms.

He tugged at the corners of his mouth, and it was the same style as the one on his right... Anyway, why did the setting of the school uniform appear in his mind out of thin air, and hey, why did he participate in this inexplicable competition? He just wanted to hide in frustration and count the sheep with Ye Qingmei, bastard!

"Xiaozheng, late-night tutoring is really hard. I've got you a late-night snack. Outside the door, a gentle female voice came, presumably this person's mother.

Yiyun grinned, he shouted. "The door is unlocked. ”

Hearing this, the outsider slowly pushed it open, and then a middle-aged woman with a kind face walked out, but the clothes she was wearing made Yiyun can't help but break the pen in his hand into two pieces.

The woman was also wearing a one-piece school uniform.

"Hey, why does mom wear a school uniform too? Is it too troublesome to set the clothes?

The woman smiled kindly, and she put her things on the table.

"It's tonight's supper, the combat effectiveness tester. ”

On the table, a familiar single-sided lens sparkles in the light.

Two seconds later.

"Hey, is the supper a combat effectiveness tester? It doesn't matter, can this thing really be eaten? I swore before that I would no longer use Dragon Ball, and someone set it up to restore the contents very inconsistently!

"Use this thing to test the workbook, and you'll get your combat power tonight. ”

Yiyun's face twitched continuously, he trembled and put the combat effectiveness tester in front of his eyes, turned on the switch and looked at the homework book, and a line of several jΓΉ immediately appeared in front of his eyes covered by lenses. At the same time, a soft prompt sounded in my ears.

[Your homework book has a combat power of 500 words.] 】

"Not bad!" the woman said in surprise, "Xiaozheng, you have finally reached the number of 500 words, and you will definitely get a good score in the college entrance examination tomorrow!"

Can just 500 words guarantee a good score in the college entrance examination?

Yiyun's face then twitched, and he felt that he would definitely become paralyzed after this game.

The woman took out a combat effectiveness tester from her bosom again, put it in front of her eyes, and then looked at the homework book. Mom double-checked. ”

Then suddenly a pornographic magazine appeared on the table, pressing right on top of the homework book.

"Five hundred, one thousand, one thousand fifteen hundred, two thousand, the combat power is still rising, isn't it? Five thousand, seven thousand, eight thousand... Ahh

The woman screamed, and the combat effectiveness tester on her eyes suddenly exploded!

Yiyun grabbed the table with both hands, and quickly strengthened the table with his head. Muttered as he bumped into it.

"All kinds of settings are coming, a playboy's combat power actually crushes the college entrance examination, dare to look down on the college entrance examination, be careful to make you can't eat and walk around, bastard! Just the price of a single subject test paper can buy a semi-annual playboy, bastard!"

[In the end, the woman died of serious injuries, and Xiaozheng was also detained for intentional homicide and missed the college entrance examination. At the same time, tensions between mother and child are also on the rise, with many families making it clear that they will be expelled from their son's house if they see a crumpled tissue in his room. 】

"Why! Why was the mother suddenly killed when she was obviously very warm! Why was Playboy a murder weapon? Why was the normal needs of adolescence treated as heretical! This plot is too divine to unfold, right? I can't understand it completely!"

[End of Act I.] 】

"I don't think it's the end of the first act, but the end of the whole script, right? Xiao Zheng is all in custody, hey! What kind of ghost plot is this!"

Looking at the undulating green of the energy box, he made a loss of a sound from the right.

"Cut your sister!" Yiyun roared out of the hearts of the otaku in the rectangle. "Give me the ** anime development, bastard!"

"Hmph, it's my turn next, right? Don't worry, I'll solve you at once. With a wave of her hands, the white light gradually appeared.

[Act II, Glass, inside the cell.] 】

When Yoshiyun came to his senses, he was curled up in the corner of his cell in a tattered prison uniform, and in front of him lay a small wooden table full of moldy leftovers. The sour smell stung him so much that he almost couldn't open his eyes.

[You have been in prison for ten years, you hate the playboy who caused this qiΔ“, and you swear that you will read these ten years when you get out!]

"It's just a matter of just wanting to see it, hey, the object of hatred is wrong, right? It should be a Saiyan combat effectiveness tester, right?"

[Tonight, is your last night in prison, at this time, you are in a life-and-death situation, but you can't die, if you die, who should fulfill your dream for ten years?]

"That's enough, that kind of dirty dream just let him go with the wind, you also go with the wind, okay!"

[In front of you, there is an extremely terrifying species staring at you, no matter where you look at it, the terrifying creatures make quite terrifying sounds, and you are so terrifying that you don't dare to open your eyes to look at the terrifying terrifying creatures. 】

"There's too much horror, hey, hurry up and get to the point!"

[That's a cockroach.] 】

And you have the power to choose between them. 】

[One, suicide. Second, after reading ten years of playboy suicide. 】

Yiyun only felt that countless nerves had collapsed in his head, and 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped past in his heart. He took out his peachwood sword and smashed it into the glass outside with all his might, shouting. "It turned out to be just a cockroach, these two options are quite cheating, right? The goods that can be crushed to death with one kick actually made Xiao Zheng think of suicide, what kind of person is he!"

Ruri was stumbling by the peachwood sword, and he stood up and squirted angrily.

"Shut up, what do you know about Xiao Zheng, creatures with more than four legs are definitely terrifying, okay? Xiao Zheng is having a very hard time, he can be released in three years, he has curled up in bed for seven years in order not to alarm the cockroaches on the table, okay! Xiao Zheng is also having a hard time, okay!"

The 10,000 grass and mud horses in Yiyun's heart galloped happily in the opposite direction again.

"What cockroach will live for seven years! This kind of story is not tear-jerking at all, right? What is there about this kind of insistence of unknown meaning that makes you admire!"

Yiyun roared, and he reached out his palm and slammed the black object on the table flat.

After a while, he withdrew his hand, silently looked at the unscathed cockroach on the table, and went on a rampage again.

"It turned out to be just a painting!"

[Act II, Finale]

At the same time, the green of the energy frame suddenly turned red, rising to the top and shaking, but it slowly subsided.

"Tsk, is it still a little bit off?" Ruri muttered.

Then Yoshiun's cell shattered and turned into darkness again.

"Hmph, it's up to me. "Raise your arm from the right.

Light reappears in the rectangle.