Chapter Sixty-Nine: I'm going to beat you, and I'm going to beat you flat

"It's not what I wanted, it's completely different. ”

Lucia squatted on the ground rubbing snowballs, with only the helper Lulu and the smiling off-site hotline Albert Einstein next to her, and there were basically no people in the vicinity except for the three of them.

The other contestants are not as idle as Einstein, in the face of such a serious and grand event as the Great Martial Arts Festival, no warrior will not pay attention to it, as long as these people can improve the probability of victory, as long as the effort to increase the probability of victory is worth it, you must know that the person who wins the championship at the Great Martial Arts Festival is almost equivalent to winning the title of the strongest martial artist in the human race, the charm of this title is enough to make most people flock to it, no matter what era, "the strongest" is the most romantic for men.

"I originally thought that a gathering of a group of warriors would be the kind of game of shame to find some beautiful women to play with, and the force faction of the tough guys would be to team up to go out to kill the evil dragon, or go to some ancient ruins to find the legendary secret treasure, and the worst thing should be to hunt some dragon ancient dragon species for an open-air barbecue. ”

Suddenly noticing that the snowball in her hand was getting bigger and bigger, Lucia angrily gave the snowball a non-lethal punch, leaving a small fist mark on it.

"Show me the atmosphere, bastard, why is it so hilarious and big!"

It's impeccable to get angry at the snowballs you've rubbed up, Miss Lucia.

"It's really amazing, worthy of my master, I can make such a high degree of restoration of the Angora rabbit without intention, it is simply an ingenious artistic achievement, it can be carved by my lord's fingers, and these snows are even more precious than the most expensive gems in the world. ”

- What is the kid talking about? That's what Lucia was talking about, and when she looked left and right, she saw only a little sunken snowball, which part looked like a rabbit?

After spending so much time with Einstein, Lucia has almost adapted to this sudden predicament, and can already be quietly confused about the past.

"Of course, who do you think I am. ”

Saying this, in fact, Lucia can't even remember what the Angora rabbit looks like, but she has a vague impression of being very fat, after all, she is not a little girl, how can she care about the rabbit.

"Rabbit?"

Lulu's assistant looked around suspiciously, looking for the rabbit. Because it is a bit different from the rabbit image in her memory, Lulu's assistant doesn't think about Lucia's snowball at all.

The corners of Lucia's mouth twitched when she saw this scene.

Choose, Lucia, whether to deceive the young girl to save face, or to honestly admit your mistakes.

If there is a narrator, it will probably be the voice of Norio Wakamoto who says this in the voice of the sky.

"Hmph. ”

Lucia snorted disdainfully, this obvious question was if adults knew what to choose.

"Actually, oh, in a place called the earth there lives a kind of rabbit called the Angora rabbit, because they don't eat carrots and only eat the same kind of meat, so each one of them is round, like this snowball. ”

So, adults are very cunning.

"Oh oh oh! It's amazing, the young lady knows so much!"

Lulu's innocent admiration makes Lucia's heart ache a little, what exists there is probably a conscience, right? Because of the pain of conscience, Lucia has no strength to correct Lulu's title, and it seems that she didn't call the master when she acted before, and sure enough, the child's memory is unreliable, should I think of some countermeasures?

"My lord, the mountain monkey named Hancock is approaching, do you need to drive it away?"

Einstein's voice sounded at the right time, which largely eliminated Lucia's embarrassment, but she couldn't show anything unusual at this time, so Lucia suppressed the urge to give Einstein a thumbs up, and pretended to be casual instead.

"No, let him come. ”

As Albert Einstein said, it wasn't long before the old knight appeared in Lucia's sight.

Seeing that the three of them had already looked in the direction they came from before they appeared, the knight with a hideous face was stunned, and then reacted that the young man in front of him had a powerful power that could not be seen on his face, even if it was a little powerful to detect the method, it was not incredible.

Hancock first pulled a tiger-monster smile at Lucia, and then glared at Einstein fiercely, and the meaning of his gaze was probably 'I'll settle accounts with you'.

In order not to scare the two girls, one big and one young, Hancock did not go straight to the point as soon as he came up, but first said that he was not hostile.

Gestures, this is a technical job, you need to have a strong ability to observe and logical reasoning, so that you can avoid topics that the other party hates, you also have a strong communication ability, to make sure that you don't blow yourself up because of improper wording after finally avoiding the minefield, and finally, and most importantly, that is to have an affinable face, if you have a Guldan's face, let alone a human, even the orcs will not think you are a good person.

To sum up, Hancock don't say it's out, from the very beginning this Tiger Monster's company failed to enter the game.

Looking around, Hancock's gaze finally locked onto a snowball on the ground.

――Do you build a snowman, it's so cute? The curvature of Hancock's mouth became less stiff, and the only people who could have so much fun in this climate were innocent and cute children.

So the unfinished snowman was used as a breakthrough, and Hancock asked in what he thought was gentle.

"Building a snowman?"

The corners of Lucia's mouth twitched violently, is this uncle here specifically to find fault, in the words of the earth, this is called which pot is not opened and which pot is not mentioned.

Contrary to Lucia's mood, Lulu is proud to have started popularizing science for Hancock.

"This is an Angora rabbit made by a young lady, do you know, Angora rabbits live in a place called Earth, they don't eat carrots, they only eat their own kind, so they grow round and fat!"

The corners of Hancock's mouth also twitched, if he hadn't heard it wrong, this kind of rabbit eats the same kind of rabbit, is it really okay for a little girl to like such a ferocious animal?

"Angola Snowball is all right. ”

The combination of the conscience of cheating on the young girl and the heat on her face gave rise to irritability and irritation, which made Lucia's tone clearly reveal impatience.

"Just say it, don't hide it. ”

Hancock was also embarrassed to be said so bluntly, he was indeed a bad person, but he couldn't say it directly in this situation.

"Ahem. ”

With two dry coughs, Hancock adjusted his mentality, moved his gaze to Einstein, and spoke.

"I guess you also heard the purpose of this opportunity from Tolstoy, so I am here to invite you to combat training. ”

Hancock no longer has the smile of a tiger monster on his face, but belongs to the solemnity and stability of the brave who have fought in battle.

"Remember, I said I was going to beat you until you know how to respect others, now is a good opportunity, I guess you won't refuse, right?"

Before Einstein could speak, Lucia began to speak, impatiently with a 'I knew it was so' in her tone.

"I know, I know, all in all, I'm here to find fault, then it doesn't matter. ”

The expression on Hancock's face collapsed, changing from solemn and steady to an eerie expression that was somewhere between a wry smile and embarrassment. It's still the same sentence, although Lucia is not wrong, but being said bluntly by such a girl still makes people don't know what to do, so they don't need to say it so clearly every time.

Ignoring Hancock's embarrassment, Lucia instructed Einstein.

"Go, Einstein, teach this uncle who doesn't understand the atmosphere a hard lesson, and remember not to take it too seriously. ”

This contradictory command was put aside, and Hancock could see that the tone of being sure that he would win showed that the girl who didn't care about the atmosphere had not taken herself seriously from the beginning, which made Hancock a little crying and laughing.

How long has it been since no one has spoken to himself in such a tone, it seems that since Hancock became the chief knight of Heberis by virtue of his military exploits.

In Hancock's opinion, Lucia's words are just a child's blind confidence, if it is a boy, it needs to be corrected harshly, but Lucia is a girl, then it must be corrected in a gentle way, and the best way at the moment is to start with the young man who is trusted by Lucia.

In this way, Hancock has one more reason to beat Einstein.

Ps: It's been a bit of a card lately, so it's so inefficient, so I can only say sorry to my friends who are waiting for the update.