Chapter 6 My Immortals Must Not Be Like This......
"Zhu Bajie, you've seen it. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info "got a satisfactory reply too platinum star and began to introduce.
"Yes. "This is one of the few people in Song Qiu who can know him at a glance, ah, no, God. Although Song Qiu thought he was playing cosplay at first......
"The one over there has a vertical line on his forehead, Erlang God Yang Jian. Song Qiu followed Tai Baixing's fingers and looked, only to see a young man dressed exaggeratedly and looking like a rock singer slamming the mouse and keyboard while shouting loudly: "You cowards who only rely on weapons, wait for me to buy a fire unicorn and fight again!"
...... Well, it's still a CF one.
Tai Bai Xing: "That one, that beauty who is playing with you to draw and guess, with a sweet smile on the corner of her mouth, He Xiangu in the Eight Immortals." ”
"Did you see the old man fishing for toy fish by the pool? ”
Song Qiu looked speechlessly at the old man who was sitting on a small pony and was throwing the fishing line into the indoor pool that had been placed for the sake of beauty, without connecting him with the legendary Jiang Taigong in the slightest.
"Why is he catching toy fish?" Song Qiu leaned up to take a look, and was even more speechless.
"Originally, it was a real fish, but the group of monks from the West chanted scriptures around him all day long, saying that he was creating sins, and he couldn't help it, so he replaced it with a toy fish. Tai Bai Xing said and made an analogy: "Have you seen the big talk of Journey to the West? Those monks are a hundred times more noisy than the Tang monk inside, do you know what the power is?"
Song Qiu raised his head, unable to suppress the tears in his eyes: It must be my posture is wrong, why are these immortals different from what I imagined.
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"Get me a bottle of water. "There are a lot of words, and Tai Bai Xing's mouth is a little thirsty.
"Okay, what do you want?"
"Mineral water. ”
Song Qiu took a bottle of Wahaha mineral water from the mining area from the shelf. After thinking about it, he got himself another can of Red Bull. In the contract he signed, it was stipulated that he could take one bottle of drink for free every day.
Handing the mineral water to Tai Bai Xing, Song Qiu opened the can by himself.
Raised his head and took a sip, as soon as the drink was in his mouth, Song Qiu felt that the taste was wrong, although he felt that a cool breath suddenly seeped into his head, but this was by no means the taste of Red Bull.
Turning the can to the front, Song Qiu almost fainted. The golden can noodles and the two bumping cows are not wrong, but the big dark characters have changed: "River Cow".
Look at the mineral water in Tai Bai Xing's hand again: wahaha
"Are you buying knock-offs here?" Song Qiu asked, judging from what he had just learned, it seemed not impossible for this group of immortals to buy a bunch of copycat drinks and come back.
"Don't you, don't you, it's uncomfortable to hear, no honorific title. Tai Bai Xing frowned, and then replied: "What kind of knockoffs, these are all strange drinks refined by the gods with unique immortal techniques, each with its own unique effects, but it is just modeled after the packaging of human drinks." ”
"Then what is the special effect of this can of river cow I drank?" Song Qiu approached Tai Bai Xing and asked curiously.
Tai Bai Xing shook his head mysteriously: "Don't say it, you can't say it, you will know it when you drink it." ”
Song Qiu drank it all in one gulp, it is worthy of being produced in the fairy world, the taste is surprisingly good, refreshing and cool but not chilling, and the slightly sweet and clear taste is even more delicious than the natural mountain spring.
Smacking his tongue with satisfaction, feeling the residual sweetness on the tip of his tongue, Song Qiu felt that this was no worse than Red Bull, no, it should be said that Red Bull could not compare with it at all, one in the sky and one underground.
After drinking the drink, Song Qiu suddenly remembered something: "The boss who hired me before, could it be the Jade Emperor and his old man?"
Tai Bai Xing sneered and said, "You think well, Your Majesty has such idle time, he almost never comes to this Internet café, the one you contacted before was Zhao Gongming." ”
Song Qiu was sure that this name was very familiar, and after thinking about it seriously, he suddenly came to his senses: "God of Wealth!
Seeing Tai Bai Xing nodding in affirmativeness, Song Qiu regretted it very much, thinking to himself why he didn't pay a good visit to his old man just now and bless himself with a fortune.
"By the way, is he in a hurry? I just saw that he seemed to be in a hurry?"
Tai Bai Xing rolled his eyes and said, "Can he not be in a hurry, run out of our money, and now rush to the South China Sea to dig oil to pay off the debt." ”
The more he talked, the more angry he became, and he began to carefully count Zhao Gongming's old accounts: "Our group of immortals have saved tens of thousands of years of savings and set up a fairy foundation, thinking of using it for him to invest and operate, make money, roll money, and use the money earned to buy us equipment...... Ahem, buy the necessities of life. The result?"
"In the early 90s of the last century, we still had 30 billion yuan in capital deposits. ”
Song Qiu made a noise next to him and interjected, "That's a lot." ”
He took the money to invest in the Hainan property market at the end of 92 years, and as a result, the Hainan property market collapsed in 93 years, and 30 billion yuan became 10 billion at once. ”
After suffering a loss, he went into retreat to study economics for a few years, and then in '96, he went out of the customs and invested his money in the Asian stock market, but in '97 the Asian financial crisis, the money evaporated faster than water, and only 3 billion yuan of funds remained in the blink of an eye. ”
After this lesson, he was a lot more cautious, learned from the pain, and decided to invest in the United States, the most developed economy in the world, thinking that this should be insured, but how do you know that the subprime mortgage crisis has just come again, and three billion have left a little bubble star -- one million. ”
"Okay, it turned out that he was hit again last month when he bought futures, and the million was gone. We, the members of the foundation, couldn't bear it anymore and voted unanimously to send him to the South China Sea to dig for oil, when to dig up 30 billion yuan, and when to be able to come back. ”
Song Qiu: "...... Then I guess he won't be back anytime soon. ”
Okay, is this still the God of Wealth, wherever the disaster goes, it's simply the god of poverty in the Monopoly game.
Song Qiu quietly wiped the sweat from his forehead, and made up his mind that he would go to the temple to offer incense in the future, and worship no one and not worship the God of Wealth.
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Jiangcheng University.
As the best university in Jiangcheng, Jiangcheng University is built on the side of the Winter Lake, with a beautiful environment and good feng shui.
It was only five o'clock in the morning, and it was dawn, and several dark figures appeared sneaky on the shore of the Winter Lake.
The street lamp hit the figure, and it turned out to be the hooligan foursome who had just been beaten away by Song Qiu.
Mei Renxin walked in the front, with several layers of thick gauze wrapped around her head, and her head swayed from side to side, as if she was observing something.
The fat man with the explosive head who followed him, with a face swollen like a pig's head, said in a thick voice: "Boss, you said okay, one person will give us 10,000 yuan as compensation for leaving us and running away by ourselves." ”
"Shhhh
With such a hard hand, Mei Renxin felt some pain in her head. He was hit in the head by Song Qiuyi's iron pipe when he was escaping before, bleeding nonstop, and he had just been bandaged out of the hospital at this time.
"I've already inquired clearly, that chick will pass by this road when she runs in the morning for a while, and when the three of you come out together, pretend to rob, and push her into the lake, she doesn't know how to water, and then I'll come out again to drive you away, and then the hero saves the beauty, she will definitely be grateful to me and invite me to dinner, so that two times, with the boss's means, it won't be long before you can hehehe. Mei Renxin rubbed her hands and smiled obscenely, almost drooling from her mouth.