Chu Ci's words startled them, they thought at first that Chu Ci was here to rob money or jewelry, but they didn't expect the tone to change abruptly later, and they thought that Chu Ci said the wrong mantra of the bandits.

Baili Weak Water and Bu Qingchen, who were sitting in the back seat of the car, glanced at each other, and were a little speechless for a while, and thought in their hearts: "This thief can't be a fake wine and drink too much, the mantra of the thief is such a mess, it can be so fresh and refined, it is refreshing, it is really a ton of wonder, not a flower." ”

The same is true of the driver's master, who was shocked by Chu Ci's words, and couldn't help but secretly say: "Such a stupid person, is he still a thief?"

Suddenly, the three of them were worried about Chu Ci, a 'bandit' whose IQ was not up to par, you are so 'powerful', do your parents know?

Chu Ci could have released his spiritual sense to observe the situation in the belly of Baili weak water, but he didn't do it, after all, this involves the woman's private place, and it also involves social and moral issues. If it is a bully, it is estimated that even if the big devil Kun Jie nods and agrees with the evil, God will not agree.

The gap is too big to be bridged in a moment!

The driver's master didn't want to do much, seeing Chu Ci's stupid appearance, he shook his head, a little unbearable, such a strange thing learned to block the road and rob in the TV series, there were no tools for robbery, and his hands were empty, which made the driver wonder: Is he here to rob? Or is he here to be funny and have fun?

So, the driver's sympathy began to flood, like the water of the Yellow River out of control, took out the wallet from his pocket, and then directly took out a pile of big red fish, which seemed to have more than a dozen sheets, opened the car window, and then handed it to Chu Ci, and said: "Little brother, it's not your fault that the IQ is shocking, it's not right for you to come out and learn to rob the bandits, give you a little settling-in allowance and nutrition fee, and take it back to replenish your body!"

Being a bandit is not for you, you are suitable for going home to eat, sleep, hunt beans, and live a free life, where there are many mosquitoes, insects are dense, and amphibians are also rampant. In particular, there are all kinds of snakes, including cobras, vipers, bamboo leaves and other poisonous snakes, and there are also man-eating beasts, such as Pixiu, Jiaolong, and ......"

It is said that it is not illegal for neuropathy to act recklessly, but this is not near the military hospital, and if it makes a big fuss, it will be Chu Ci who will suffer in the end, and maybe he will be secretly executed, and no one will know.

In order to maintain social stability, in order to reduce the trouble for himself, and at the same time to solve this unnecessary trouble for other people, give Chu Ci a chance to change his evil and return to the right, and guide Chu Ci's prodigal son to turn back, and stop doing this kind of sad thing that does all kinds of harm but no benefit.

It is the obligation of every person to make more contributions to the society, and the driver master has a bachelor's degree no matter how he says, and he still has a sense of justice.

"If someone sends money to Brother Ben and doesn't accept it, wouldn't he not give him face, and if he is so hospitable, Brother Ben will be disrespectful. Chu Ci smiled, and his heart was happy: I didn't expect that I actually had the potential to be a bandit, why didn't I find out before. It doesn't matter, the important thing is that it's too late to find out.

Looking at more than a dozen big red fish, Chu Ci stretched out his hand to catch it, smiled at this interesting driver, and then said with interest: "Hehe, thank you, you are a good person." ”

"No thanks, they are all men from the global village, and they are half neighbors, you take the money and leave, I still have to hurry!" The driver waved his hand, feeling that Chu Ci, the bandit, was still quite cute, and he would actually say thank you to him, which was an unprecedented thing in the history of bandits. In order to be able to hurry, he hurriedly urged Chu Ci to leave, and stopped blocking the middle of the road to make trouble for him.

"Hehe, this money is not enough, you are three people, you only give me money for one person, this is unreasonable. Chu Ci discovered his potential to be a bandit, and now is a good opportunity to practice, so he naturally has to practice well, so as not to go out to rob in the future, rusty hands and feet, and lose the treasure that should be harvested.

"You...... Whether you are finished or not, you have said that you should leave quickly, and you still want to continue to blackmail, believe it or not, I will call the police to show you every minute, and let you go to prison to be with the rats. Although the driver master is sympathetic, Chu Ci's request is excessive, the more than 1,000 yuan he just gave Chu Ci is his week's salary, if he continues to give it, before the middle of the month, he will have to drink the southeast wind. No matter how you say it, there should be a bottom line to be a man, right, Chu Ci cheated him like this, didn't he want half his life, so he still refused to confide in his heart.

"It's not over yet, you don't know that I robbed you of your money, and I haven't robbed the two of them yet.

I am still very principled, I will never embarrass you if I give you tolls, if other people embarrass you on my territory, I can also help, no, I will never let you pay tolls in vain.

In these years, it is your luck that you have been able to meet such a principled bandit as me. If you meet other bandits, maybe you will give the toll, and they will eat you in the dark, and they will eat you alive, down to the bones.

When the time comes, it won't be useful for you to even scream throats. Now, you know how good I, a principled bandit, have been to you.

Hurry up, quickly pay the toll, there is still a stewed ginseng at home, if it is stewed, I will ask you to compensate for the damages, it is a thousand-year-old ginseng, let alone a few million!" "Since you have chosen to be a thief, you must try to do it perfectly, giving up halfway is not Chu Ci's style of acting, nor is it the result he wants."

Modern is a society governed by the rule of law, and there is no hope of being One Piece. Fortunately, he can also be a One Piece, such a good opportunity, Chu Ci naturally cherishes every minute and every second, can live the addiction of One Piece, and can also have unexpected gains, it is estimated that he can wake up with a smile when he sleeps and dreams at night.

To be a thief is not only to have momentum, but also to have principles, use the principle to make them pay the money obediently, and the heart is always happy, Chu Ci couldn't help but secretly say: "To be a thief is cool! To be a thief with unexpected harvests is even cooler! If you can be a thief who eats and drinks without worrying, then it will be cool!"

The taste of occupying the mountain as the king turned out to be like this, Chu Ci didn't expect that it was still a way to make a fortune, and it was really beautiful to sit and wait to collect money.

No wonder there were so many bandits in ancient times, not only free, but also able to eat meat, drink a lot of wine, and maybe even be able to block the road and rob a delicate lady of the village!

Sometimes, life is so domineering and so impermanent.