Chapter 52: Trivial Matters for the Westward Journey
The woman's persuasion of the other three was to no avail, so she arranged for the three to go to the guest room to rest.
The stone in Tang Seng's heart finally fell to the ground, and he no longer had to worry about his Dao being damaged, nor did he have to worry about his apprentice running out, but fortunately, the one who came to the door was the ugliest one with the lowest ability.
Bajie was taken to a dimly lit room, where three beautiful women were already waiting, and the woman said that she was going to arrange a collision marriage.
The nerd, blindfolded by a black cloth belt, heard the woman say "start," and ran around the house, hoping to hold a beauty. Throw yourself to the east and hold the pillar, throw yourself to the west and hit the wall, and you get dizzy at both ends, you can't stand steadily, and you start to fall when you walk!
In the end, Bajie didn't have the strength to toss, so he simply uncovered the blindfolded cloth belt and said: "Mother, my sisters are really hard to catch, just marry the three of them to me!"
The woman shook her head.
Bajie was afraid that the cooked duck would fly, so he hurriedly said: "They won't recruit me, you recruit me." ”
The woman smiled and said, "Good son-in-law, why do you even want your mother-in-law, no big or small! My three daughters have sewn a brocade sweatshirt, you go and try it on, and whoever you wear will be married to you!"
Bajie was overjoyed, and said directly: "Mother, just bring all three pieces to me and wear them, I will ask for three sisters when I wear them!"
The woman took out three brocade sweatshirts, and the idiot hurriedly put them on herself, and before she could button them, she pounced, and several large nets suddenly appeared, covering him firmly and hanging him up. Bajie was about to ask, but the mother and daughter disappeared.
Lingxi hid in the dark, his belly was about to burst with laughter, and he didn't bother to put Bajie down and find a place to rest by himself.
At dawn the next day, everyone woke up and found that they had not slept in the house at all, and the earlier rich compound had disappeared, and everyone was lying in a pine and cypress. Zhu Bajie, who had been hung by the big net all night, was calling nearby.
Sun Wukong went to put him down, this guy was also thick-skinned, and he didn't feel ashamed at all, but pretended to be high and deep in the canopy back then, and he was speechless for a while.
Tang Seng said to the monkey and the spirit rhino: "That's a burden-bearer, don't be like him, let him change slowly." Let's go, we're on our way!"
Lingxi thought as he walked, this canopy had been hit hard, and the changes were too great. is more than ten times more cheeky than Zhu Bajie in the original book, he retains wisdom, but this wisdom has become his confidence to maintain laziness and depravity. The butterfly that crossed over by himself flapped its wings, and the changes caused by it were really not small. I just don't know what kind of changes the monkey and Tang Seng have, and I still have to observe it slowly.
Bajie made a big fool, but he didn't take it seriously at all, and soon chatted with the monkey and Lingxi. The three of them, brothers and sisters, have often chatted and bragged while walking and resting since they got together.
The little white dragon, oh, should be called the white dragon horse now. Since the white dragon horse was threatened by the joint efforts of Sun Wukong and Lingxi, he no longer needs Sun Wukong to lead the horse. If he dared to carry Tang Seng on the wrong path, those two guys would really dare to stew him, and it would be a big deal to catch a dragon king to be a horse.
During the break, the foursome obviously formed a gang. Tang Seng was alone with the white dragon horse, and Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Lingxi were chatting and farting on the other side.
The monkey chewed a grass root in his mouth, and said unhappily: "That monk likes to unload the mill and kill the donkey, when he uses you, he speaks kindly, and when he doesn't use it, he speaks coldly, and he still pretends to be fair and kind, do you say disgusting?"
Bajie took out a handful of melon seeds from his pocket and knocked them open, which he secretly hid when he was going to be someone's son-in-law, knocked a few, and said to the monkey: "What do you have to do with a god fetus and a mortal fetus, it's not interesting." ”
Lingxi joked: "I don't know which one, I want to be someone's son-in-law." I was looking forward to it that day, and my saliva was flowing out, hehe. ”
Bajie didn't eat him at all, and immediately said: "You are all people who want to do great things, and my old pig is just a fool of the days, in this case, what's wrong with being someone else's son-in-law?
"Idiot, don't you want to go back to your Gao Laozhuang?" asked Sun Wukong after taking over the topic.
Bajie pulled out a grass root on the ground, pulled it into his fat ear, and replied, "What do you say, what I said that day was the scene." Once the west is gone, I don't know how many years. What's more, not to mention mortals, even immortals don't have a chance!"
It seems that this pig's head is chaotic, his head has not been flattened by the door, he should still be awake, Lingxi thought.
At this time, I only saw Tang Seng waving at the Lingxi over there, as if he wanted to call him over.
Since the master had called, Lingxi walked over and sat down beside him.
Tang Seng had big ears, after resting, his face was white and pure, and he recovered his blood, and when he saw Lingxi coming, he said with a pleasant face: "Lingxi apprentice, our master is four, and the teacher has not yet taken off the mortal womb." All three of you have the ability, and it's also appropriate to get together often and whisper. ”
He only said half of this, Lingxi was suspicious, listening to Tang Seng's tone, as if he knew that someone had said bad things about him. But he's just a mortal at this time, so he shouldn't have any eavesdropping skills, right?
Tang Seng said again: "That old man said bad things about being a teacher, what a bastard! He bullied a mortal as a teacher, but he didn't expect that I had read hundreds of schools of thought since I was a child, and I don't know how many monks I had debated, and it was completely fine to read other people's lips!"
Lingxi was speechless, fortunately he didn't deliberately speak ill of Tang Seng, otherwise this monk would have to show his face at this moment. As for the monkey, it is estimated that it will not be long before Tang Seng will find a reason to recite the mantra for him.
This Tang Seng is the reincarnated golden cicada, the second disciple of Rulai. Lingxi couldn't help but ask him curiously: "Master, I heard that people in the Buddhist Sect are all going to be reincarnated with Su Hui, even if they haven't fully awakened the memories of their previous lives, they still vaguely know a lot of things. Master, how many things can you remember about Lingshan at this time?"
Before Tang Seng could answer, Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were in chaos.
It turned out to be the Wufang Jiedi and Liuding Liujia, who were responsible for protecting and supervising the study of the scriptures, and their group saw that the four masters and apprentices who studied the scriptures were resting for a long time and were talking, and they couldn't hear anything clearly, so they quietly approached and eavesdropped.
Who is Sun Wukong? Is it possible to blatantly spy on him? Not a word of nonsense at all, and the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick will be a random beating on them.
Wufang Jiedi is the second time to be beaten, and Liuding Liujia wanted to resist at first, but he was surrounded by hundreds of monkeys conjured from monkey hair, so he could only be beaten obediently!
When Sun Wukong chased the immortals from the sky, Bajie turned around and dragged a land old man out of the ground. This pig's head is even more ruthless, and for this little god with no background, he rake it to death!
Seeing this, Lingxi immediately rushed over, and his murderous intent also raised his head slightly.
Tang Seng saw this scene, and thought that it was not a good thing to always clash with the immortals in the same system, so he shouted loudly: "You have to spare people and spare people!"
No one paid attention to him, but fortunately he didn't recite the monkey's mantra, and finally knew who was close and who was far away.
Stopping Bajie, who was going to continue to come and commit murder, Lingxi asked Sun Wukong to control the eleven gods. He himself stepped forward and broke the legs of the five directions one by one, breaking the hands of everyone in Liuding and Liujia.
After the matter, Lingxi clapped his hands and smiled at Tang Seng and said, "If they are so sneaky next time, they will trouble the master to recite the scriptures for them!"