At nine o'clock in the morning, the sun was shining, and the People's Square was not as lively and noisy as it was in the evening, when there were only a few people in the square. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

On the rest pavilion, there are two idlers covering their faces with newspapers, lying on stone benches and chairs snoring, and two old men are sitting next to the stone table in the middle of the pavilion playing chess, and three old men are standing quietly next to them staring at the chessboard.

Another young man leaned against the pillar and read the newspaper intently.

"Easy jobs require academic qualifications, hard work, long working hours, and low wages. ”

Ren Tianyi sighed, he is twenty-five years old this year, and he has achieved nothing in the five years since graduating from secondary school, and he originally wanted to earn some money and send it home to subsidize his family, but who would have thought that the consumption in the city would be so high, the cheapest fast food costs 20 yuan, and he has to pay 600 yuan in rent every month, where is his salary of more than 2,000 enough!

As soon as he thought of work, he couldn't let the weather go, he had worked in a factory for four years, from 800 a month to more than 2,000 this year, and he thought that he would continue to mix in that factory.

But yesterday, I saw Manager Li at the staircase that the manager of the factory was careless to the new female clerk, and said while hugging him, 'You are from me, as long as you are from me, you will give you whatever you want.' The clerk said, 'Manager doesn't want it, I don't want it!'

Listening to the conversation between the two, Ren Tian, who was angry, beat the manager with the principle of eliminating all perverts, and afterwards, he was framed by Manager Li, originally he was expecting the new female clerk to stand up and point out the pervert manager, but the female clerk said that she and the manager were just talking about work at the staircase, and there was no fuss as Ren Tian said.

So Ren Tian was fired from the factory because of jealousy, and this month's salary was also compensated to the pervert manager as medical expenses.

"Good people don't pay for their lives, and disasters will last for a thousand years. It's hard to be a good person!"

Ren Tian shook his head helplessly, crumpled the newspaper in his hand, threw it into the trash, and wandered around the People's Square.

Walking to the fountain in the middle of the People's Square, a non-mainstream young man came to Ren Tian's side, patted Ren Tian on the shoulder and said, "Dude, do you need a job?"

Turning his head to see that it was a red-haired young man, Ren Tian had never had a good impression of people with colorful hair, he shook the hand on his shoulder away, "Who is your buddy? I don't have relatives like you!"

"When I was in elementary school, did you ever sing about fifty-six nationalities and fifty-six flowers, and fifty-six nationalities are one family?

, "Love My China" is sung, and it is not okay to not admit that it is a family.

Seeing that Ren Tian was silent, the red-haired young man put his arm on Ren Tian's shoulder and said with a smile: "Little brother, I have a very good job, as long as you do a good job, it is not a problem to earn more than 10,000 yuan a month!"

Finished with monthly income?

Ren Tian was puzzled: "Do you do pyramid schemes?"

The red-haired young man uh: "I look like a pyramid scheme?"

Ren Tian glanced at the red-haired youth, "I think you look like you!"

The red-haired young man glanced at him, pointed to the parking space next to the road in front of the China Resources Shopping Mall in the distance, and showed off: "You see that yellow Ferrari is a buddy, do you think you can afford to do a pyramid scheme?"

Looking at the yellow sports car in surprise, Ren Tian didn't know how to drive, but he always thought that as long as it was yellow, it was expensive.

Could it be that the red-haired youth is a rich second generation?

But then I saw a woman covered in flesh walking out of the China Resources Mall, getting into a yellow Ferrari, and leaving in the dust.

The red-haired youth's ostentatious expression didn't last for a few minutes, and his face froze.

Ren Tian snorted, "That's your female ticket?" is really unique, this flesh feeling should be good, right?"

The red-haired young man coughed dryly, "Let's talk about business, I have a very easy job, I only need you to work from home, with a monthly income of more than 10,000 yuan, do you want to do it!"

Can you earn more than 10,000 a month by working from home?

Is there such a good thing?

Ren Tian couldn't withstand the temptation of earning more than 10,000 a month, his previous monthly salary was only more than 2,000, but now it is 10,000, which is several times larger.

"What kind of work can earn tens of thousands of dollars a month at home?" Ren Tian looked at the red-haired young man carefully, dressed in a non-mainstream dress, and said uncertainly: "You can't be an anchor, right?" I can't do this, I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't play games, I'm not handsome, and I don't have muscles, I'm afraid no one will watch the live broadcast." ”

"Don't you keep changing the topic, okay? This job doesn't depend on looks, it only needs you to buy things and raise pets, it's very simple!" The red-haired young man's right foot kept shaking, took out a mobile phone from his pocket, and handed it to Wu Wei, "This is the mobile phone for your work!"

Looking at the red-haired young man with an abnormal face, Ren Tian only felt strange, but when he thought that raising a pet would make more than 10,000 yuan a month, he had already forgotten that the red-haired young man's face was ugly.

He took the phone and looked down to see that on the back of the phone was a big Apple symbol that said Love Crazy.

Dig a slot, this cottage is too bitten!

Fortunately, the corner of this apple has not been bitten, otherwise Lao Qiao would have crawled out of the ground to sue for infringement.

Going to talk to the red-haired man about work, Ren Tian raised his head and suddenly found that the red-haired man was not by his side, he looked around, and saw that the red-haired young man had walked more than ten meters away.

"Hey, why didn't you run away, you haven't said how to pick up the job!"

The red-haired young man didn't reply: "Turn on the mobile phone, someone will call you and you will have a task!" Dude, I have left beforehand, good luck to you!"

Trapped?

This is Ren Tian's first reaction, looking at the red-haired man who has disappeared, this is too inexplicable!

But he didn't lose anything, and he got a copycat iPhone for nothing.

Ren Tian looked down at the copycat Apple mobile phone, "If you take it to a mobile phone store and sell it, I don't know how much it can be sold? Two hundred or three hundred!"

Anyway, he was idle and bored, he pressed the phone boot button, and the screen prompted: Please insert the SIM card!

And to insert his SIM card?

How did the person who gave the task know his mobile phone number?

"Dig a groove, really get caught?"

After checking where the SIM card slot of the copycat Apple phone was, Ren Tian pulled out the SIM card of his black-screen Nokia phone and inserted it into the crazy phone.

When the phone is turned on, the mobile phone lights up, and pieces of white clouds appear on the screen, and then the white clouds gather together to form six colorful characters of "Heavenly Court Love Crazy Mobile Phone".

Ren Tian smiled, "What about the crazy mobile phone in Heavenly Court? Do you really think that there is a background when you write like this?"

The mobile phone entered the theme, and the theme was a gate on the cloud, and the gate was written with three golden words of Nantianmen.

Even Nantianmen has been used, this is the rhythm of pretending to be forced to the end!?

Ren Tian also found that the app of Tianting's crazy mobile phone is also very good, and even the app uses the word Tianting, such as Tianting Chamber of Commerce, Tianting Hot Spots, Tianting Moments, Tianting Weibo and Tianting Novels.

This mobile phone company won't make mobile phones and make apps by the way, right?

Monopoly is shameful!

Bell ~ Bell ~ Bell!

Heavenly Court loves crazy mobile phone ringing.

Seeing the caller ID of the mobile phone Erlang Zhenjun, Ren Tian was speechless, and suddenly he found that something was wrong, there was obviously no contact person in his mobile phone number, how could he have it now, could this mobile phone still modify the contact name!

The phone didn't show the phone number, so he wasn't sure who was calling.

Ren Tian answered the mobile phone, and was about to say "Who are you?", only to hear a serious voice on the other end of the mobile phone: "Okay, you Zhu Fengchun, you burned the tail of the roaring dog, do you want to give me an explanation!"

"What do you want to explain?" Ren Tian said speechlessly, and roared the heavenly dog, I really thought I was the god of Erlang!

The other end of the phone said angrily: "Don't give an explanation?

Curse him for being struck by lightning?

This man's nerves!

Ren Tian said angrily: "Hey, who do you think you are, if you want to split me, I will split me, there is a kind of you splitting and seeing." ”

As soon as the words came out, the originally sunny sky instantly gathered layers of dark clouds, Ren Tian raised his head and swallowed, it wouldn't be so coincidental!

Rumble ~~

There was a constant sound of muffled thunder in the air.

Ren Tian's whole body trembled, just now someone said that he was waiting to be struck by lightning, and now it will start to thunder, is this too coincidental?

A smug voice came from the other end of the phone, "Are you going to give me an explanation?"

Although Ren Tian didn't believe that someone would be so powerful but commanding thunder, he wasn't sure if the other party was a crow's mouth, so he said calmly: "Who are you?"

The other end of the phone was stunned, "You don't know who I am?"

Knowing who you are, you still need to ask? Ren Tian slandered in his heart.

"Zhu Fengchun, who are you pretending to be crazy and stupid to show it? Don't think that you can fool the past in this way. ”

"I really don't know who you are!" Ren Tiandao.

"If I don't give you some color, you won't have a long memory!"

As soon as the words on the other end of the phone were finished, a purple thunder fell from the sky and hit the position where Ren Tian was standing, Ren Tian had been paying attention to the sky, as soon as the purple thunder appeared, his careful liver was almost frightened, and instinctively rushed forward!

With a bang, Ren Tian was smashed by the stone chips flying behind him.

The old man who was playing chess in the rest pavilion looked over, "What kind of evil did that young man do, he even couldn't even look at him and wanted to split him!"

An old man shook his head, "Today's children don't respect the old and love the young!"

If Ren Tian could hear these words, he must groan, "I'm even more wronged than Dou E!"

The voice came from the phone again, "Know me now!"

Ren Tian, who was lying on the ground, let out a breath, "I know, you are Lei Gong, Lei Zhenzi!"

The voice on the other end of the phone sank, "It seems that you haven't been hacked enough!"

"Don't! If you have something to say, you can say it!" Ren Tian was really afraid, this is a crow's mouth, and he can split whoever he wants!

"And you know who I am?"

"I really don't know who you are!" Ren Tian said with a bitter face.

"How could you not know? Are you Zhu Fengchun?!"

"I really don't know who Zhu Fengchun you are talking about!" Ren Tiandao.

"You're not Zhu Fengchun, so why do you have Zhu Fengchun's mobile phone!"

"This mobile phone was just given to me by a red-haired young man, and he ran away after handing it over to me, the Zhu Fengchun you are looking for should be him!" Ren Tian finally affirmed that he was cheated, and he helped people to bear the blame, and also helped people carry the thunderbolt!

The voice on the other end of the phone paused slightly, and said haha: "Misunderstanding, a misunderstanding." Next time, I'm looking for that Zhu Fengchun to settle accounts!"

Ren Tian was full of tears, his little life was almost struck by lightning just now, this misunderstanding is big!

"Haha, in Xia Erlang Zhenjun Yang Jian, I don't know if Zhu Fengchun has explained the origin of the mobile phone to you!"

Ren Tian's mouth grew bigger and bigger, Erlang Zhenjun?Yang Jian?can't it be true?He swallowed in his throat, "Are you really Erlang God Yang Jian?"

Erlang God laughed, "It seems that Zhu Fengchun didn't explain anything about this mobile phone." Then let me explain to you, what you are holding in your hand is the Heavenly Court Love Crazy mobile phone produced by the Heavenly Court Sanqing Group, this mobile phone can call any immortal, but only your Love Crazy mobile phone can only answer calls, if we need you to do something in the mortal world, we will call you!"

Ren Tian listened to Erlangshen's words in a daze, stunned.

His job is to help a group of immortals?