Chapter 7 Fat Turtle Bao Lin
The short and fat man walked into the store with a brisk step, landing silently, making it difficult to tell for a moment whether he was walking or rolling. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 After entering the store, he ignored the strange glances from everyone, sat down at the wine table with a big thorn, patted the table, and said loudly: "Xiao Er, Xiao Er, quickly bring good wine to Lao Tzu." Xiao Er hurriedly stepped forward and asked: "Guest officer, there are three kinds of wine in this store, I don't know if you ......" Humpty Dumpty didn't wait for Xiao Er to finish speaking, and patted the table vigorously and said: "Why are you so fucking verbose, what Lao Tzu wants to drink must be the best wine!
Seeing that he was vicious, the shopkeeper hurriedly smiled and said, "Wait a minute, I'll come to ......" When he turned around, he made a strange face with his tongue sticking out. Who knew that before he had walked a few steps, he heard the short and fat man shouting, "Come back to Lao Tzu." The shopkeeper didn't know why, turned around and asked, "Master Guest, what else do you have to order...... Before he finished speaking, the short and fat man slapped the table again and shouted: "What do you mean by sticking out your tongue when you turn around? Is that dissatisfied with Lao Tzu?"
The short and fat man said in a loud voice: "When you turned around, the back of your ears twitched, not the look of sticking out your tongue, could it be that the old lady died and wanted to cry loudly?"
The shopkeeper heard what he said well, and said with a sad face: "Master, the little one has been on fire recently, and the root of this troublesome rotten tongue hurts badly, so he stuck out his tongue...... Master, it's really not for you!" Humpty Dumpty stared at the shopkeeper for a long time, rolled his strange eyes and said, "Since the rotten tongue has sores, it should be cut off and fed to the dog." Hearing this, the shopkeeper hurriedly waved his hand and said with a smile: "Don't, if you cut it, the small one will have no livelihood, you will be angry and angry, and the small one will have to rely on him to eat." ”
Humpty Dumpty laughed and said, "Then why don't you go get some wine?"
The shopkeeper was pardoned, and bowed down and sang: "Okay." But this time I turned around, but I didn't dare to stick out my tongue and make a strange face again.
When the short and fat man saw the shopkeeper leaving, his small eyes scanned the store, and he happened to see Li Xuan and Duan Xiaotian fiddling with the ancient sword. His eyes couldn't help but light up, and he said loudly to the two: "When a horse meets Bole, he can travel thousands of miles a day." When a sword meets a bosom friend, it can be used as a saint's weapon. Good sword, good sword, really good sword. As he spoke, he stood up from the wine table, slurped in front of Li Duan and the others, stretched out his short fat hand with a smile, and said, "This is a good sword!"
Li Xuan saw that he was arrogant and domineering, and he was bullying the shopkeeper vigorously, and he was already angry in his heart, but when he saw him stretching out his hand, he looked like he was going to hold a sword and watch it without discussion, and he was even more displeased. However, when people walk in the rivers and lakes, they pay attention to harmony as the precious, and they must understand the truth that there are mountains outside the mountains and there are heavens outside the sky. If you think about getting along with others when you encounter something, you will inevitably get into trouble.
Duan Xiaotian saw that the short and fat man stretched out his hand to ask for a sword, and looked at Li Xuan, and the meaning of the inquiry was obvious. Li Xuanchu was involved in the rivers and lakes and thought about things simply, and said in his heart: "Although this person is ugly and domineering, he is bright and domineering in broad daylight, and he is not afraid to show him, he can't look at it and not return it!" Thinking about it, although he handed over the ancient sword, the displeasure was obvious.
The short and fat man didn't look at Li Xuan, and after taking the sword, he looked at it carefully from beginning to end, and praised it: "This sword is like a dragon, ancient and clumsy, the sword is wide and sharp, it is indeed extraordinary." Li Xuan heard his admiration and had no new meaning, and said in his heart: "I thought you could see the difference! It turned out that these words were also the same." Hmph, who can't see this?" The fat man stroked the sword and admired, returned the sword to Li Xuan, pointed to the inscription on the scabbard and said: "These two words are the ancient turtle back characters, saying: Devil May Cry." If our guess is correct, this sword should be forged by Mu Jiaozi, the sword-casting master of Sword Casting Valley in the past, with years of painstaking efforts. ”
He shook his head as he said and said, "Mu Jiaozi cast a total of three swords back then. One said: Divine Dance, the second said: Xianni, and the third said: Devil May Cry. It is said that these three swords were all thrown into the hidden cave of Jiugong Mountain by the old Dao Tianxu of the bull nose back then, and there was no trace, but your sword was indeed one of the three swords, Devil May Cry. It's weird! It's so weird!"
Li Xuan was surprised when he heard this. He was young, and although he didn't know much about the rituals in the rivers and lakes, he had heard the names of the three swords, Divine Dance, Xianni, and Devil May Cry. Now that I heard that this sword was actually the Devil May Cry Sword among them, I was pleasantly surprised.
At this time, he was completely drunk, and said secretly in his heart: "I have heard the things mentioned by the fat man, such as the Divine Dance, the Immortal Ni, the Devil May Cry Three Swords, and the Heavenly Void Dao of Jiugong Mountain, if what he said is true, why was this sword pawned so easily by that reckless man?" However, this sword is extraordinary, it is indeed different, is it really one of the three swords?"
Li Xuan raised his eyes to look at the short and fat man, and saw that he looked perverse, and there was a look of disdain on his round face, so he couldn't help but become disgusted, and said in his heart: "According to the shopkeeper of Ma Da, this sword was used by a reckless man at a very low price in Chang'an half a year ago. According to the pawn ticket written in the pawnshop, if the sword has been completed for one year, the owner cannot redeem it. And if this sword is really the Devil May Cry Sword that the Heavenly Void Dao people lost, how did the reckless man get it? If it really reaches the one-year time limit and the reckless man does not come to redeem it, won't this sword belong to me? But ...... This sword is too easy to obtain!" Duan Xiaotian was overjoyed when he saw that this sword was a Devil May Cry sword on the side. He looked at the fat man, and saw that although he had a strange appearance and an arrogant face, his eloquent expression was quite confident in what Shicai said, so he said, "Sir is a rare stranger. Hey, please sit down!" Seeing that the fat man was sitting down, he asked respectfully: "Please ask the gentleman the honorable name?" Can you tell us more about the origin of this sword!"
Seeing his attitude, the short and fat man couldn't help laughing proudly, a cold light shot out of his little mouse-like eyes, he looked at Li Xuan and the others, and then looked at the ancient sword, and said with a big stab: "The origin of this sword, we just know this." Hey...... Since you ask our names, it doesn't hurt to tell you. The two of you can know Huainan Baolin? That's down!"
When Li Xuan and Duan Xiaotian heard this, they gasped, glanced at each other, and said in their hearts: "Could it be that this fat man is actually the altar master protector of the Tianshen Gang in the Shaanxi, Jin, and Henan regions?"
The north and south of the river have been reunified, and by now, Yang Jian's son Yang Guang has also been on the throne for several years, and the world is finally finished. However, the world has always been divided for a long time, and it has always been divided for a long time. After Yang Guang took charge of the world, at first he still had Li Min in mind and worked hard to govern the country, but in recent years, he has been tyrannical and expropriated, spending all day and wine, resulting in a good Sui Dynasty gradually showing a trend of inevitability.
However, since ancient times, troubled times have produced heroes. Since the world is becoming more and more chaotic, all the people with lofty ideals who have a little ability have rebelled. So the heroes rose together, and in just a few years, more than a dozen anti-kings have gathered in the north and south of the river. The anti-kings took each side, encroached and expanded, and the flames of war finally began to ignite. In the face of troubled times and wars, people usually have two choices, to resist in anger, or to bend their knees.
Those who choose to resist will spontaneously form gangs to help each other resist the ordeal of regime change. And those who choose to bend their knees as ministers in addition to stealing their lives, the end is always unsatisfactory. Therefore, in addition to those anti-kings in recent years, hundreds of gangs and sects have also been set up in the rivers and lakes, and among all the gangs, the most prestigious is the Mo Gang in Shaanxi, Jin, and Yu.
Everyone in the rivers and lakes knows that Shangguan Xiaoxiong, the leader of the Mo Gang, is an immortal genius. He joined the army when he was young, and followed the Northern Zhou Qi Wang Yu Wenxian to the east and west, accumulated merit and promotion, and until Emperor Wu of the Northern Zhou Dynasty died violently, he had received the deputy general's salary. Although Shangguan Xiaoxiong has strong martial arts and has repeatedly made military exploits, but because Emperor Xuan of Zhou favored his ministers after succeeding to the throne, he killed or exiled a virtuous minister for thousands of miles.
At the beginning of the establishment of the Mo Bang, it was to seek not to ask about the world in the troubled times, but also to have the golden mean, to keep the light and obscure, and to clean oneself. Although the Mo Gang acted low-key and did not care about the world, for some reason, they finally offended the imperial court, and then because the imperial court vigorously hunted and killed the Mo Gang, only a few years later, it disappeared mysteriously in the rivers and lakes as it did when it rose.
Some people say that the Mo Gang comes and goes in a sassy manner, with mysterious traces, and is the incarnation of ghosts and gods. Some people also say that the Mo Gang rebelled first, and the court must get rid of it...... Due to all kinds of inexplicable reasons, everyone in the rivers and lakes did not dare to mention the Mo Gang after that, and even if it was occasionally involved, they all changed their words to the Demon Gang. Just a few years after the Mo Gang disappeared, another big gang appeared in the rivers and lakes. This big gang called the Tianshen Gang, although it is not as prosperous as the Mo Gang back then, but it is also a gathering of good players, and its momentum is quite strong in the Shaanxi, Jin, and Henan areas. Everyone in the rivers and lakes knows that Shen Wu, the leader of the Tianshen Gang, is not afraid of his means, relying on his excellent kung fu to try his best to win over the world's talents, so although the Tianshen Gang has only risen for a few years, it has already become famous in the rivers and lakes.
But the development of all things likes to follow the trajectory of prosperity and decline, and all disasters do not come entirely from the outside. The hidden dangers within the Xiao wall are not easy to detect, and they can often cause any huge force to collapse overnight.
Although Shen Wuxing, the leader of the Heavenly God Gang, is powerful, he is suspicious and ruthless by nature, and the left and right protectors under his command and the four altar masters are all ruthless characters, and finally eight years ago, Xiao Wall was in chaos, and the Dharma protector and the altar master in the gang fought, and he was forced to leave the Heavenly God Gang.
Shen Wuxing left, and Hei Yunyi, the elder of the gang, inherited the position of the leader of the Heavenly God Gang.
This person was originally the left protector of the gang, heroic and uninhibited by nature, especially good at gambling, and since he sat in the position of the gang leader, he has been more indulgent to his subordinates. Now, if this short and fat man is really one of the four altar masters of the Heavenly God Gang, the turtle and snake altar master fat turtle Bao Lin, the blessing and misfortune will be unpredictable!
Li Xuan had heard of this person, and knew that this 'fat turtle' Bao Lin was strong in martial arts, acting erratically, cunning, greedy, and ruthless, and was famous for his 38-way flame palm. A wise person in the rivers and lakes once said that if in terms of martial arts, the 'fat turtle' Bao Lin can definitely squeeze into the list of the top 100 masters of the rivers and lakes, but if you sort it by character, this person is not as good as an ordinary man who sets up stalls and sells dog skin plasters on the rivers and lakes. Seeing the frightened looks of the two, Bao Lin couldn't help laughing proudly, and slowly picked up the wine jug on the table to take a few sips, and then said proudly: "The two of you are in the rivers and lakes, I'm afraid you've heard of Bao's name! Haha, since you know Bao, I believe you also know Bao's character." ”
Li Xuan didn't know what Bao Lin meant by this, but when he saw that his smug expression was even stronger, he said in his heart: "Didn't he see this Devil May Cry Sword and have the evil idea of robbing?" Hey...... In the past few days, it has been rumored in the rivers and lakes that a rich dart is about to pass through here, but Lao Tzu missed the opportunity, and he was already annoyed and itchy. I never thought that when I met the two of you here, hehehahaha, you say, such a big gift, if Lao Tzu doesn't take it, won't it ruin my prestige in the rivers and lakes?"
He pointed at Li Xuanyin and said with a smile: "This little friend, please rest assured, if you can snatch all the treasures in the world, it will be the most happy thing for someone to do in your life, and this should be called...... That's right...... The capable dwell!" After finishing speaking, one hand tightened, and the wine jug in his hand seemed to become as soft as tissue paper, and was easily crumpled into a ball by him. Everyone in the store was amazed when they saw Bao Lin's internal strength so good. I heard him give a soft 'hey', raised his hand and threw it, and there was a sound of 'grabbing', and the wine jug that had been pinched and deformed was like a sharp arrow shot by a strong crossbow, deeply embedded in the mahogany pillar in the store.
Li Xuan was stunned for a while, and it took a while to come back to his senses. He was shocked and hated in his heart, and couldn't help but secretly say: "I have heard that this person is tyrannical for a long time, but when I see it today, it is indeed so." It seems that he can't win the rich dart of the Mighty Dart game, and he has poured this evil breath on my head. Hmph, did he dare to openly rob it in broad daylight? It is truly hateful that the Celestial Gods have such disregard for the laws of the country. ”
Thinking in his heart, he turned his head to look at the wine jug embedded in the wooden pillar that was kneaded and deformed, and couldn't help but retreat in his heart, and said secretly: "Most of the ordinary wine jugs are made of copper and tin, although the strength is not as good as that of stainless steel metal, but if you destroy it with one hand like crumpling a ball of paper, you can't do it without more than ten years of internal strength." Besides, as soon as he threw it away, the jug easily shot into the wooden pillar that was as hard as iron three zhang away, and with this skill, I could only sit and wait for death. ”
Duan Xiaotian looked at Li Xuan with a pale face, signaling him not to act rashly, and then moved his eyes to the corner of the wall, an old man and a young man, seeing that the two of them were also paying attention to the border situation, he couldn't help but be stunned, and the hand on the table couldn't help but tremble.
Li Xuan originally felt that this sword was too easy to come by, and he couldn't afford to lose his life for a cold sword, but he was trying to calm down and think of a good strategy, when he glanced at Duan Xiaotian, who looked very disappointed. He saw that Duan Xiaotian had lost his previous bold and atmospheric appearance, not only his face was ugly, but he was even trembling all over, he couldn't help but despise it to the extreme, the arrogant nature in his blood was erect, he looked at Duan Xiaotian coldly, and said in his heart: "There is a saying in the rivers and lakes: people in the rivers and lakes, they should put courage first, and their husbands can die in battle, how can they be scared to death! ”
Duan Xiaotian was panicking in his heart, and when he raised his eyes to see Li Xuan's resolute and fearless expression, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart that he didn't know the height of the sky. But he didn't know that although Li Xuan was weak on the outside, elegant and accessible, in fact, he had uninhibited and arrogant blood flowing in his bones.
Li Xuan saw that Bao Lin took the initiative to provoke, and when he was angry, he stood up nonchalantly, carefully wrapped the Devil May Cry Sword properly, tied it back to his back, kicked the seat away, raised his hand and pulled out the iron narrow knife at his waist, smiled arrogantly, and said: "It is said that Mr. is a master in the world, and he should not force us to wait." Now, now that you have made your debut, the younger generation can only barely comprehend your high moves. After speaking, the horizontal knife was in his hand, the blade was downward, and he set up a move of 'opening the door to welcome guests'.