"You peed in my mouth just now!"

Ouyang Feng was not to be outdone, frowned angrily, rushed up directly, grabbed his collar and asked.

"Huh, what are you talking about?"

Seeing this, the snake-eyed boy also grabbed his collar and put his nose up and threatened:

"Pee in your mouth, you actually picked such a strange reason to provoke trouble...... Burst. ”

The snake-eyed boy suddenly turned his head to cover his mouth, his eyes curved into funny, and he laughed out loud.

"Your ......"

His brows twisted into a pimple, and a tic-tac-toe suddenly popped up on the back of Ouyang Feng's hand.

"I'll just say why does the water smell so weird...... It turned out to be you!"

"Huh?"

The snake-eyed boy turned his gaze to the stream on the side, was stunned for a few seconds, and then opened his mouth to ask:

"You...... Were you drinking that water just now?"

"So what?"

Ouyang Feng twisted his lips, revealing eight big teeth in the upper and lower rows, and said with a frown.

Unexpectedly, the snake-pupiled young man exclaimed, immediately let go of Ouyang Feng's collar, eagerly put his hands on his shoulders, and shook vigorously:

"You're crazy! This river is a famous river, and if you drink it, you will get pregnant!"

“...... Huh?"

Ouyang Feng tilted his head, and a big question mark instantly stood up on his head, as if he didn't understand what he meant.

"I'm pregnant? ”

"Fools, both men and women, as long as they drink the water of this river, will get pregnant!"

The snake-eyed boy shook his shoulder vigorously and asked incredulously:

"This is one of the attractions of the Ouyang family, many people from other races come here, so famous, you don't know?"

Ouyang Feng suddenly looked big and small, he was locked up underground for five years, how could he know.

And when he was a child, his actions were all confined within the range, so he naturally didn't know what was out there.

“...... Uhhh

Ouyang Feng frowned, and found that things were not simple.

"Then you still pee in this water? deliberately destroy the public facilities of tourist attractions, at least you will have to pay ...... compensation"

"Now is not the time to care about this! I, I ......."

The snake pupil boy suddenly lowered his head shyly, smirked and clasped his face with his fingers, and said happily:

"Didn't I try my luck...... Cast a big net to catch more fish, in case a beautiful woman happens to pass by, ahahaha......"

“......”

Feelings: Your luck is to defecate anywhere!

"What do you mean?"

Ouyang Feng didn't seem to understand and asked.

Hearing this, suddenly, the smile of the snake pupil boy froze on his face.

Looking at Ouyang Feng in front of him sluggishly, his big sobs flowed out unconsciously and hung on his nose.

The place where he stayed just now was above, and the water was flowing downstream, and Ouyang Feng happened to drink water in the place where the water flowed, and he also drank a strange smell.

Other words......

The snake-eyed boy's eyes suddenly widened larger than a goose egg.

Don't......

He mechanically twisted his neck to look at the stream next to him, his cervical spine made a "click" sound, and his eyes and mouth instantly sunken into his face.

"Hey, what are you doing?"

Seeing that he suddenly froze, Ouyang Feng frowned and asked.

"You ......"

The snake-pupiled young man's throat rolled, his jaw trembled, and he suddenly put his hand on Ouyang Feng's shoulder, and his head instantly swelled bigger than his body:

"You're pregnant with my baby, ahh

Suddenly, Ouyang Feng was stunned.

"You're insane!"

He angrily tried to shake off his hand, only to find that his shoulders seemed to be firmly pinched by him like handcuffs, and he couldn't break free at all.

"It's useless...... Useless ......"

The snake-eyed boy suddenly let go of his shoulder, staggered back two steps, leaned his butt against the trunk of the tree, and slid down.

His eyes lost their brilliance, drooped decadently, and he muttered:

"If you drink the water of the Mother and Son River, you will get pregnant...... Damn, why is it a man......"

I saw him hide his face with his hands and suck violently, and the cry was worse than the ghost scream.

Tightening his eyebrows, Ouyang Feng opened his mouth and couldn't close it, his face full of shock.

A feeling of nausea came up again, and he covered his mouth with a "snap", and Ouyang Feng immediately ran to the side and put his finger in his throat.

"Gross-"

"It's useless...... Although I don't know when it will be born, this fetus can't be beaten...... Woo...... Now it's all already in shape!"

It wasn't until he spit out all the thin water just now that Ouyang Feng almost turned his stomach out.

Excessive exhaustion, coupled with exertion and stimulation, a pinprick sensation slammed into the brain and heart, and a violent headache instantly hit Ouyang Feng.

He couldn't hold it anymore and fell heavily to the side.

......

After crying for a long time, the snake-eyed boy wiped away his tears and got up.

"Forget it, I've figured it out, now that the matter has come to this, I can't ...... it"

Wiping his face, he suddenly walked straight in the direction of Ouyang Feng, only to find that he was lying on the ground, unconscious.

"Hey...... Hey, what's wrong with you?"

Suddenly, in a bit of a panic, he ran over, crouched down, and reached out to support half of his body.

"Did you faint because you couldn't accept this fact too much......?

Looking at him, the snake-eyed boy somehow, his eyes suddenly fixed on his face, and he swallowed a mouthful of saliva silently.

Under the mottled shadows of the trees through the bright moonlight, as a man, Ouyang Feng's face could be regarded as quite beautiful.

At this time, he closed his eyes quietly, his eyelashes fell gently, and he would tremble twice from time to time, and his face with red lips and white teeth was cleaned, and it looked even more crystal clear.

This is actually a man's skin.

"Take a closer look...... This guy has long hair and a woman-like face......"

Slowly leaning his face up, the snake-eyed boy frowned, carefully observing his sleeping face, as if he was looking at some kind of artwork.

He got closer and closer, and between his breaths, the tips of their noses were almost together.

"It's really flawless......"

"It stinks!"

Suddenly, Ouyang Feng's eyebrows were beating and his eyes widened suddenly!

When he saw the big face on the other side, he was immediately so frightened that he slapped it.

The snake pupil boy didn't expect to suddenly come to this hand, and the whole person turned in the air for three and a half weeks, and was directly shot out!

"Ouch!"

Immediately sat up and pulled the clothes on his chest, Ouyang Feng looked at him angrily, rolled his eyes and roared:

"Your breath stinks worse than a septic tank!"

It seems that he has been woken up.

"! Uncle Ben's mouth is very fragrant, and people say that I spit fragrant in my mouth!"

Rubbing his face and getting up, the snake pupil boy immediately retorted, but then, his expression returned to normal, and his tone was calm and authentic:

"Forget it, since you're awake......"

Before he finished speaking, he actually raised his feet and walked directly towards Ouyang Feng!

"What do you want to do? Don't come here...... Don't come near me!"

Ouyang Feng instinctively retreated, now in his state, it was impossible to fight!

But suddenly, what he didn't expect was that the snake pupil boy actually knelt down on one knee in front of him, grabbed Ouyang Feng's hand, raised it in front of him, and said solemnly:

"From now on, you are my wife. ”

Wink, wink, wink.

Ouyang Feng: "???"

Looking at Ouyang Feng's eyes with an expression, the snake-pupiled young man pulled his hand into his arms and gently closed his eyes, as if recalling his recollection:

"Actually, I have sworn a poisonous oath since I was a child...... I was born with more difficulty than anyone else, so if someone is willing to bear a child for me, I will do everything in my power to love her and protect her...... As long as I have a bite to eat, I will never starve you two!"

He said it with emotion, and he held Ouyang Feng's hand tightly and said:

"That's why I came here to try my luck first, and then I met you...... Maybe that's fate! I've figured it out...... What if it's a man!"

Suddenly, he opened his eyes, and his emotions became a little intense:

"It's hard for you to accept such a role all of a sudden, but don't worry, I'll try to accept you and fall in love with you...... What about being the same gender? You are the one I was destined to be, and I believe that love will conquer all!"

Speaking of this, he actually twisted, turned his head with a red face, and asked in a small voice:

"Then let's find out first, wife...... Hey, hey, hey...... I don't know what you call ...... yet."

"Get out. ”

Looking at it coldly, Ouyang Feng unceremoniously responded with a rather heartless word.

It seems like he's in trouble right now, but he doesn't have time to waste time with this pestering spirit right now.

"So you have a single name? It's so cute, hehehe...... The code name is Split Sky, just call me empty, so Ah Roll, go to a tryst with me now......"

The snake-eyed boy who claimed to be splitting the sky actually shook his shoulders with a twisted and pinched, blushing and not daring to look at him.

In comparison, this one is more like a little daughter-in-law.

"Oops!"

But before Ouyang Feng could react, Split Sky suddenly screamed, slammed his palm, and suddenly wandered with an embarrassed face.

"Oops...... I almost forgot, I got lost here because I was so busy with affairs, and now is not the time to fall in love!"

In a panic, he escaped from his body and unfolded a piece of paper, which looked like a map by the moonlight.

"Where I am now...... The son and mother of the Ouyang family...... That's right, this is it!"

CrackSky pointed to one spot on the map and said confidently, then tucked it back into his clothes and turned his head abruptly.

"Are you finally leaving......

Sighing in his heart, Ouyang Feng finally breathed a sigh of relief.

With his back to him, he hooked the corners of his mouth, turned his head slightly, and said coolly:

"Don't worry, ma'am...... You can raise your baby here in peace first, and when I finish my task, I will come back and marry you...... Waiting for me here...... Hey. ”

After that, he deliberately showed his silver shining teeth and smiled handsomely.

“...... I'm waiting for your grandma's legs!"

He scolded secretly in his heart, but Ouyang Feng didn't say it, although he wanted to go up and slap him now.

Now that he can go, everything is already fine, calm down, Ouyang Feng judged.

It wasn't a good place to stay long, he would definitely come back, so he had to leave as soon as the annoying spirit was gone.

I don't know how long I rested just now, but my strength has recovered a little, and the wound on my back that tears my wings has basically begun to heal, at least much better than before.

Considering the surrounding terrain, Ouyang Feng had already begun to plan his escape route.

"Tick, tick......"

After waiting for a long time, Split Sky still maintained his posture and remained in place, like a statue.

"You...... What are you doing?"

Ouyang Feng was a little anxious in his heart, and couldn't help but ask.

Has he changed his mind?

"Actually......"

On the front, the cracked air twitched the corners of his mouth, and said embarrassedly without smiling:

"I don't know the way ......"

“......”

Six large black dots floated over their heads.

Then why don't you take a map and look like it's real!

Tapping his forehead, Ouyang Feng's trigeminal nerve ached faintly, and he didn't know what to say anymore.

"By the way, dear, why did I forget about you!"

Split Sky suddenly turned his head with a happy face, and at some point, he had changed his words to such an intimate point.

"Can you tell me how to get there?"

"Good...... Where are you going......"

In order to let him leave quickly, Ouyang Feng could only throw away his dignity and cater to him for the time being.

"Actually, I don't know the place, the task given to us by the superiors is to arrest someone, and it is he ......"

As soon as he heard Ouyang Feng say that he wanted to help him, Rikong immediately took something out of the pocket on his chest and handed it over with a smile on his face:

"Do you know this guy?"

Originally, Ouyang Feng didn't care much, and planned to send him away by saying a random place, but the moment his eyes touched the photo, his heart trembled instantly.

Even at night, he could see it very clearly.

On that photograph, a person was printed very clearly at this time.

Even if he was dressed differently, he could never forget the yellow hair like a lion's mane and the strange weapon with corners on his back!

Cold sweat instantly erupted, Ouyang Feng's pupils trembled violently, and he directly subconsciously said his name:

"Zhuo Nan ......"