I breathed a sigh of relief, and I really felt very lucky in my heart, and as soon as my tense heart was relaxed, my stomach gurgled and called.

"Your sister! I almost missed the main purpose of coming here. Yiyun clamped his legs, he really couldn't hold back, and glanced at it, this quaint little courtyard didn't look like a toilet.

"Ah......" screamed softly, brewing a fart to be discharged silently first, freeing up a little space in the stomach to buffer first, Yiyun's mood relaxed slightly, and the thief looked around, and after confirming that there was no one, he continued to silently discharge poisonous gases.

"! you've got rotten eggs in your stomach!" and a roar sounded, and Yoshiyun was startled, and the poisonous gas that was being emitted came to an abrupt halt.

"! The rockery on the right is a thatched house, get over and solve it, don't pollute the air here!" the voice roared sharply.

Looking around the yard, there was no one to see.

"Is there a monitoring system installed here? Then it is impossible to be aware of his silent emissions?" This place made Yiyun puzzled, but before the doubts in his heart sublimated into cranky thoughts, he felt his stomach sink violently: Ah!

Rushing all the way into a rockery on the right side of the small wooden building, a cave appeared in front of him, and a horizontal plaque hung on the cave:

The reincarnation dojo of the five grains

The brain, which was completely commanded by the lower body, could no longer care about anything else, and rushed into the cave, and immediately hesitated: the cave was divided into two, the right wall of the cave was engraved with a "yin", and the left wall was engraved with the word "yang".

"Hee-hee, boy, dumbfounded!" a joking voice sounded.

"Whew. "A sound like a flat tire sounded.

"Ahh

Ignoring the inexplicable sound of doubt, he rushed into the yang cave in a few steps, but fortunately, although the outside was weird and weird to make a rockery, the inside was still the same as the usual public toilet.

Unbuckled his belt, and before he could squat, the fermented fermentation that had accumulated in his stomach fell down.

"Cool!" Yiyun sighed with emotion, wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes that had been squeezed out from the corners of his eyes.

"Gross, gow, I haven't seen anything stinky like this in a hundred years!" he heard an old voice from beneath him.

Startled, he instinctively stood up and looked down, and there was nothing but that disgusting bunch of things.

"Auditory hallucinations?" groaned in his heart.

"I can't stand it! It's really a test of Taoism!" The old voice that sounded again under him already had a taste of despair.

This time, Yiyun could hear it clearly, just now it was completely because of the things in his stomach that he got carried away, and there were no taboos. Now that I have calmed down, I feel that there is some darkness in this cave, a trace of a breeze blowing gently, and the classic scenes from those horror movies are vividly presented.

"Oh my God! how can it stink like this!" An almost roaring sound sounded below him again, and Yiyun finally couldn't bear it anymore, got up and stood up, quickly jumped to the side, and looked back, but he didn't see the expected scene: a pair of pale hands stretched out from the pit.

But his heart jumped violently, and he touched his body: Your sister's is not even carrying paper.

"Hey, boy, you didn't bring any paper, did you, you're lucky to meet me. A piece of paper passed behind him.

"Thank you. Yiyun still stared at the squatting position just now, took the piece of paper and wiped it, and lifted his pants.

Turning around, he saw a rickety old man, after taking a closer look, Yiyun suddenly screamed and ran out, because his pants had not been lifted, he suddenly fell to the ground fiercely, struggled to stand up, pulled up his pants in a panic, did not dare to turn his head back, and desperately rushed out of the toilet.

"Mom!" Yiyun, who was still screaming in his mouth, rushed to the second floor, the second floor was a large chase room, chaotic like a storage warehouse, more than one person high blue and white porcelain vase, all kinds of gourds, clay pots, copper tripods and other utensils were piled up everywhere. Near the door, a huge gossip furnace was emitting choking white smoke, and on one side of the stove, a middle-aged uncle in a sloppy Taoist robe pinched a tattered pu fan, and was looking back at Yiyun with a blank look.

Thinking of the image of the old man in the toilet just now, Yiyun's heart was furious: the old man had a pair of feet that looked like chicken legs, scattered feathers on his body, and even more exaggerated was a head like a chicken head.

Trembling, he finally spit out a few words: "There are youkai in the toilet!"

The middle-aged uncle looked very obscene, and when he heard Yiyun say such a thing, he showed a strange smile: "Hey! The old man of the mountain sent me a message just now, you are the newly recruited monster clerk Yiyun, right?"

"Your sister! There really are youkai in the toilet!" Yiyun looked back with a shudder, but fortunately the youkai didn't follow.

"There's a monster in the toilet, wouldn't you, dare to come here?" the middle-aged uncle touched his sloppy beard with a look of complete disbelief.

"Really, I have grown a pair of chicken legs......" Yiyun pointed and tried to describe it.

"Is it like a dehaired and unclean chicken?" the middle-aged uncle summed it up in one sentence.

Yiyun nodded hurriedly.

"Scared!haha, that's Zihonghu, and the size is also a low-level divine servant who manages the Wugu Dojo, you kid said that the old man is a monster, and when he heard it, it is estimated that the few feathers on his body will fall off a few more. The middle-aged uncle laughed.

"What!" Yiyun listened to the middle-aged uncle's indifferent tone, completely sure that he had entered a rather nervous place.

"Why are you so surprised? Old Man Purple is much more pleasing to the eye than those monsters. By the way, I'm Xubai Ze, the advisor of the Witch Department of Jiuli Mansion, you can just call me Master Xu. Yiyun, what are your origins, Kunlun Mountain, Shu Mountain, Mao Mountain, Longhu Mountain, or what island?" the middle-aged uncle looked very amiable.

"I graduated from Yakuku University. The frightened Yiyun couldn't understand Xu Baize's question at all, so he had to answer like this. Looking at this uncle's obscene face, I only felt in my heart: Whoever dares to call the master is really wet.

"Haven't you heard of it, it's a new wild sect, right? But yes, hehe, how could a Qi Refiner like those from a famous family come to a place like ours to succumb. Xu Baize looked self-deprecating.

"There are really monsters in the toilet, it's what you just said!" Yiyun was still a little excited.

"Okay, okay, I know that the appearance of that old man is a little annoying, and the righteous brother doesn't have to talk about this again and again. Xu Baize was a little impatient.

"Brother Yi, because after that kid was bitten by the black armor snake demon, the affairs of this monster have been backlogged for nearly three days, you have to take over quickly. Xubai Ze paused for a moment and asked, "Brother Yi, what kind of cultivation are you now, what spells are you good at, and what attributes of monster catchers are you used to?"

"Ebiscular, Master Xu, are you talking about making up online games, or fantasy novels?" Yiyun, who was a little frightened, couldn't understand Xubai Ze's words at all, so he had to ask again.

Xu Bai Ze looked at Yiyun with quite strange eyes, and finally raised his hand, and with a random stroke, a silver-white light hit Yiyun at once, and immediately knocked Yiyun into the air, and before Yiyun fell, Xubai Ze had already begun to scold: "What a thing, no wonder you can't see cultivation! I thought I had recruited a high-level cultivator! Old man Shan! Do you get a mortal man to fill up the numbers!" Then he rushed downstairs with a silver white light and shadow.

Looking at this strange scene, Yiyun rubbed his eyes, bit the tip of his tongue fiercely, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Your sister!

As if to confirm this sentence, heart-rending screams began to come from the giant gossip furnace, and through several transparent round holes in the gossip furnace, Yiyun saw ugly or evil faces, and the monsters common in those movies were completely unimaginative compared to these faces.

"Your sister's! really a monster!" Yiyun was completely stupid, and fell to the ground.

After a long while, Xu Baize returned upstairs with an angry face, looked at Yiyun who was sitting on the ground, and couldn't help sighing:

"Isn't this something for me!

"There's a monster!" Yiyun said, completely demented, and pointed to the gossip furnace in a daze.

"What the hell, an ordinary man came to be a monster clerk, for the first time in thousands of years!" Xu Baize shook his head and sighed, took a dirty gourd, poured out a black pill and stuffed it into Yiyun's mouth:

"Waste a Concentration Pill and deduct it from your boy's salary. ”

After taking the black elixir there, Yiyun slowly came to his senses, and after sobering up, he began to cry: "Your sister, what is this!"

"Boy, don't cry, you've signed a contract and drank the prisoner-heart tea......"

Without waiting for Xu Baize to finish speaking, Yiyun turned around quickly, and muttered: "There are really monsters in this world, your sister's!

Xubai Ze grabbed Yiyun who wanted to flash people: "Boy, where are you going?"

"I'm going home, Mom, there are really monsters...... Yiyun snorted and cried, already scared enough.

"Go home? Xu Baize sneered: "Boy, didn't you hear what I just said? You have signed the contract and drank the prisoner-heart tea, and now your identity is already the monster clerk of the Jiuli Mansion Witch Department, do you still want to do it?"

"Ahh Yiyun was completely stunned.

"You don't know what this is for? Don't you know what the contract says? You don't know, so why do you still sign it?" Xu Baize looked at Yiyun in surprise, and finally couldn't stand Yiyun's miserable appearance of crying and crying, and explained: "The Wubu of Jiuli Mansion is mainly engaged in refining pills, and these pills are all made of monsters, elves, and ghosts, and the monster clerk is responsible for catching monsters and catching monsters. ”

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