At six o'clock in the morning, Zhang Xingbao's snoring exploded almost along with the school announcement. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

He finally interrupted his continued cultivation of hard metal in his dream, and instead started his Sleep Immortal Method again in his sleep.

A long, sonorous snoring pierced through 301's bedroom, almost instantaneously invading the entire third floor. And so all the people woke up.

"God, why are you coming?" someone shouted angrily.

"I thought yesterday was just an exception, but I didn't expect such a tragic thing to happen again today. "Someone screamed.

"I had long guessed that this Sandman might be harassing us with a magic voice, and in order to bring him out and bring him to justice, I had been observing in the hallway for more than four o'clock. This man's smug tone suddenly turned sharply, and he shouted angrily: "I waited until more than four o'clock and couldn't stay up and fell asleep easily, but I didn't expect him to start coming out as soon as I fell asleep, I hate it so much~~"

"Alright, alright, don't shout. Someone persuaded: "Thank God he didn't intrude on us in the middle of the night, it's not too early, even if he doesn't make a magic sound, the school will broadcast it." ”

Sure enough, I heard the school radio start to explode, and a light singing voice floated out of the radio. But the song was interrupted by the music played by the students in the corridor: 'Sleep, you are paralyzed, hi, hi until dawn...

"In the past, the school radio rang at five o'clock in the morning, and the dormitory played 'Sleep you are paralyzed' on time, but now there is another item, and that is the magic sound of the Sandman..."

Sure enough, accompanied by the sound of the radio and the alarm clock in the dormitory, Zhang Xingbao's snoring continued and steady, like thunder.

The first person to be woken up by Zhang Xingbao's snoring was the person in the 301 dormitory, the dormitory director turned over and got out of the quilt, kicked the second high school with his foot, and strode to the door to turn on the light. Just when he heard the talk outside about catching the Sandman first, a frightened spirit ran to Zhang Xingbao and woke Zhang Xingbao up with his palm.

Zhang Xingbao, who opened his eyes, looked at the dormitory director with a sleepy face, and said very dissatisfied: "Why are you going to class, I don't have to go to class, why wake me up?"

Ergao put on his pants and tied his belt to get up from the bed, and said with a smile: "You just do it, don't you wake you up and wait for others to catch you, the sleeping demon?"

Zhang Xingbao's face was full of disdain, and said: "I never snore when I sleep, you have deceived the wrong person." ”

He turned over and was about to sleep, because the sleeping immortal method generally sleeps more soundly after sleeping, the more he can exert his skills. Zhang Xingbao felt that he had slept very sweetly last night, and he felt that his cultivation had improved a lot. He was still a little sleepy at the moment, and he didn't want to miss this excellent opportunity to cultivate.

"Alright, get out of bed. Wait until everyone goes to class before you go to sleep. The head of the dormitory dragged Zhang Xingbao, who had fallen into the quilt again, from the bed to the ground, and as soon as he touched the cold floor, Zhang Xingbao was excited, and the whole person was awake. kicked the dormitory head away, and said angrily: "Can you have a little public morality? Who's snoring, who's fucking snoring?"

He was loud, and the hallway outside was just right for those who got up to catch the Sandman.

I saw a few boys from other classes who were also in the third year of junior high school walk in, and said to Zhang Xingbao with a smile while picking their heads: "You also woke up the Sandman? Don't be angry, as long as this Sandman is in this corridor one day, we will one day be discovered." At that time, dozens of people from more than ten dormitories went up together and threw the kid into the toilet. ”

greeted Zhang Xingbao and asked Zhang Xingbao, "Do you want to catch the nebuta together?"

Zhang Xingbao raised his eyebrows, shook his head and said, "Forget it, I still have to make up for sleep." ”

Sure enough, he turned around and walked to the bed.

"Brother, don't think about sleeping. If we can't catch the Sandman for a day, we won't be able to sleep soundly for a day... Come on, you sleep, let's go catch the Sandman. "A couple of people went out of 301 to catch the Sandman.

"What's wrong?" Seeing the dormitory director looking at him with strange eyes, Zhang Xingbao was not in a hurry to go to the bed, and asked curiously.

At this time, there was a creaking sound from the upper bunk, and it turned out that the four fats were getting dressed.

Zhang Xingbao kicked the bed frame and said angrily: "Don't collapse the bed." ”

Ergao was squeezing toothpaste at the table in front of the window at the moment, and after listening to Zhang Xingbao's words, he said with a smile: "Last night, Si Fat said that the bed collapsed and he ate your, San, is your hot? Be careful that Si Fat eats and gets sick." ”

Zhang Xingbao sat on his bed angrily, pulling the quilt to wrap his body, and turned his head to look at the second high in front of the table and replied: "I can't afford breakfast, where is the?"

Er Gao laughed when he heard this: "As long as you can make the four fat ****, you will have breakfast for the next week." You can choose chicken powder, sauerkraut powder or whatever, plus five boiled eggs and two scones?"

The four fat men on the top bunk listened to the 'cut' and said, "You will be so generous? This kind of breakfast can cost about ten yuan a meal, and it will be a full seventy in a week." ”

Er Gao listened and said: "Whoever doesn't fulfill his promise will fucking die the whole family, do you dare to bet?"

"Don't make a fuss, get up early and brush your teeth, and you have to run to the cafeteria to line up. "The head of the dormitory didn't like to mess with them, so he went out with the washbasin.

"Bet on it. The four fat did not listen to the advice of the dormitory master, but stood up from the top bunk, jumped up triumphantly, shook the bed, and said loudly: "I dare to bet, but this bed will not collapse, it will not collapse, it will not collapse." ”

The four fats made the bed shaky, and Zhang Xingbao in the lower bunk couldn't sleep peacefully. He sat up angrily and yelled at the four fat men on the top bunk: "Dead fatty, if you disturb my sleep again, I will kill you." ”

As they spoke, they saw the iron bed suddenly squeak and moan. Immediately after, in front of everyone's eyes, they saw that the four iron pillars that were originally hard and straight were actually cracked.

Zhang Xingbao, who was in the lower bunk, only saw the bed board above his head overturning towards him like a pot lid, with an unstoppable thunder to crush and squeeze himself into meat puree.

He yelled 'I'll do it,' and one rolled over from the bottom bunk and fell to the ground. Almost in the blink of an eye, the bed on the top bunk and the bed on the bottom bunk were seamlessly connected...

"Ah~~~ How many times have I said be careful that the bed collapses, why don't you listen to it, you fool? Fortunately, it didn't hit me, if it hit me, wouldn't I be young and would have died?" Zhang Xingbao jumped up from the floor angrily and scolded angrily.

Ergao was even more shocked and squeezed all the toothpaste in his hand, but he didn't mind that the toothpaste was squeezed in the wrong place, but threw the toothpaste on the table and looked at the four fat who were sitting on the messy bedding with a confused face and shouted: "You kid don't have to be so ruthless, right? Isn't it just a matter of seventy yuan? Just to make me pay seventy yuan, you are even willing to eat?"

"A bunch of idiots, I can't sleep at all now. Zhang Xingbao walked out of the dormitory angrily, just in time to meet the dormitory master who came back from the bathroom.

The head of the dormitory saw Zhang Xingbao walking out of the dormitory door in a menacing manner, and asked curiously, "Why are you going?"

". Zhang Xingbao said.