055 Shaoxia, are you mentally retarded?

Under a small bamboo building on the second floor, an old woman sat on a rocking chair, basking in the sun gently. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The maid next to her was pounding the old lady's legs and shoulders, the old woman's skin was not very white, but it was very shiny, her whole face was full of radiant and energetic, because of the cultivation of some kind of magical martial arts, she was obviously not young, but she was still dignified, and the traces of the years on her face seemed to be suspended, maintained at the level of middle age.

Liu Yiyi came back with her sisters, looked at her grandmother basking in the sun, and said with a pout: "Grandma, I caught a thief today." ”

"Well, whore?" said the old woman, frowning slightly.

"Yes, I actually dared to peek at Miss Ben playing in the water and let my pet Feifei take a bite. Liu Yiyi pointed at the unconscious man and said.

Originally, it wasn't a big deal, but the person who was called Grandma by Liu Yiyi just glanced at the man lying on the ground casually, but he was a little surprised, why does this son look like Wu Di twenty years ago?

That Liu Yiyi was holding a small green sword, her face was very impatient, she gestured with the sword, and said: "Grandma, this kind of nasty lewd thief, I want to stab me to death with a sword, and then go to feed the big snake." ”

The grandmother stood up with a serpentine staff in her hand, walked over to take a closer look, and looked at the person in front of her, indeed like the young man Wu Di she knew before, but the person in front of her should not be the Wu Di of twenty years ago, he is too young, according to age, Wu Di should be in his forties now.

Liu Lao pressed the bottom of the snake staff against his chest, and with a slight use of internal strength, he saw a layer of poisonous gas flowing from his body into Liu Lao's body, and Liu Lao was using a unique method to spit out the poisonous gas from his mouth.

Liu Yiyi didn't quite understand, why did Liu Lao want to save this prostitute thief, there was really no need to waste internal strength, it was better to stab this prostitute to death with a sword.

Liu Yiyi asked: "Grandma, what are you looking at, this lewd thief doesn't have flowers on his face, and he doesn't look very good." ”

Mrs. Liu waved her hand and said, "For the time being, put this young man in a tree prison, wait for me to ask him a few words, and then make a plan, you don't want to stab someone to death with a sword, which will make me unhappy." ”

Liu Yiyi was stunned, when did grandma care about me so much, isn't she just a lewd thief, what else do you need to ask, do you want to ask him where he saw my body when I was playing in the water?

Liu Lao looked at his granddaughter tilting her head and didn't know what to think, and said on the side: "If you don't do what I say, what are you thinking?"

Liu Yiyi had no choice but to sigh and ask his sisters to put the person in the tree prison, and wait for him to wake up before making plans.

On the third watch of the night, the moonlight exposed through the cracks sprinkled on the ground of the tree prison, and the pieces of silver light, with the black and gloomy environment, were a little eerie and terrifying decorated throughout the tree prison.

Wu Mo Chong woke up and found himself in an eerie environment, he sat on the ground and quietly observed the nearby environment, this seemed to be a prison cell, all made of trees, obviously a tree prison, and there were two girls holding swords outside to guard it.

He thought about today's events for a while, and it turned out that he was caught by those little girls after being poisoned, and then thrown into this somewhat gloomy cell.

Poisonous snake venom! Wu Mochong carefully observed his surroundings and found that he did not show any signs of poisoning on his body now.

He didn't quite understand what was going on, but now that he wanted to leave, others couldn't stop him, and he could break this tree prison outside with a punch or kick. He has a thousand catties of force in forging bones, and these tree dungeons can't trap him at all.

However, he thought that such a quiet environment here was just right for cultivating martial arts.

He searched out the martial arts cheats he was carrying from his body, he felt that instead of leaving here, it was better to stay in this tree prison to practice martial arts, this place is quiet and peaceful, although it is inconvenient to move, but it is an excellent place to practice martial arts, and there are two girls outside to protect themselves, which is a good choice.

Since it came, Ze Anzhi's idea made him open the cigarette extinguishing palm on his body and start reading the cultivation exercises inside.

If someone wants to practice smoke extinguishing palms, they must absorb some kind of smoke from heaven and earth, absorb this smoke, run and absorb it in the body, and then release it from the body, so as to achieve the internal strength of extinguishing qi with smoke.

This book does have some meaning, but the question is how to absorb it?

However, Wu Mochong is a smart person, he immediately thought of a good way, that is, to light a fire, where there is fire, there is smoke, and if there is smoke, it can be absorbed, and if it is absorbed into the body, he will be able to cultivate this smoke extinguishing palm, he feels that he is really a genius, and he can come up with such a genius method.

Since this method is so genius, Wu Mochong has no fire at hand and cannot light the fire, but when he was a child, he was more naughty and often played with drilling wood to make fire, which can be said to be simple and rude.

Wu Mochong casually picked up a wooden stick on the ground and began to drill in the cell, and the two girls outside did not notice what Wu Mochong was doing at this time, thinking that he was just writing and drawing on the wood.

Soon, when Wu Mochong lit a fire, this tree prison was all made of trees, of course, it couldn't resist the flames, boom, the fire burned very fiercely, Wu Mochong hurriedly breathed hard, and frantically absorbed the smoke.

The girl outside saw that the tree was on fire, and hurriedly called someone to put out the fire, many girls took buckets, and extinguished the fire by dividing it by two, but Wu Mochong watched from the sidelines, a little unhappy, and had not absorbed a few smokes, how to extinguish it, it seems that this is not a good place to practice martial arts.

That Liu Yiyi jumped out from the side, still dressed in the daytime, holding a small green sword, looking at Wu Mochong, who was full of black heads and dirt faces, and said: "Wow, you are a whore, you dare to burn us here, this girl has to stab you to death with a sword." ”

Wu Mochong looked at the angry little girl, and said weakly: "Girl, I said that this is all a misunderstanding, do you believe it or not?"

"This girl believes you're a big-headed ghost!"

"Yiyi, stand down, I'll ask him a few words. Liu Lao didn't know where to come from, she was old and walked very slowly, a few maids helped her out, she walked slowly to Wu Mochong's side, looked at Wu Mochong and asked, "Do you know Wu Di?"

Wu Mo was stunned for a moment, it's Wu Di again, do I really look so similar to that Wu Di? Well, this person doesn't know if he is friend or foe with that Wu Di, I'll first probe what he is saying.

Wu Mochong thought about it for a while, and said casually: "Well, some people say that I look very similar to him, and I haven't seen that Wu Di, well, I shouldn't know him." ”

"Oh, that's what it looks like, the old body understands. The old body just asked casually, that Wu Di had a relationship with the old body, and once promised the old body one thing, but he later broke his promise. After Liu Lao finished speaking, he coughed there twice.

Wu Mo said in his heart, it turns out that he is neither an enemy nor a friend, he must have borrowed money from you, and he will not pay it back in the future, fortunately he didn't say that he knew me, otherwise you treat me as his relative or son, and if you have to ask me for a debt, then it will be a big trouble.

"Why did you light the fire, the old man seems that with your martial arts, if you want to escape from this tree prison, you shouldn't have to be so troublesome. Liu Lao bowed slightly, sat on the Taishi chair brought by the maid behind him and spoke.

"I want to practice martial arts, the martial arts I want to practice is to absorb the smoke of different species, and then use my luck, so I order a fire, isn't there smoke if there is fire?" Wu Mo Chong said truthfully, anyway, he had already memorized the cultivation method of the smoke extinguishing technique in his mind, whoever wanted it would take it, it was not uncommon.

After hearing this, Liu Lao laughed: "Are you inhaling this smoke through your nose, and then inhaling it into your body, and then practicing this exercise?"

"Yes, old man, only I can come up with such a genius solution. Wu Mochong was a little proud, although the method he thought of was not the best, but it was the most suitable for him.

After hearing this kind of cultivation method, Liu Lao was overjoyed, and laughed: "Young man, are you mentally retarded?"

"Old man, it's not good to scold. Wu Mochong replied a little coldly, he was actually scolded by this old woman for being mentally retarded, where do I look like a mentally retarded?

Mrs. Liu glanced at him, as if to say, you look like a retarded everywhere, but she turned her head and said: "Young man, this is the first time that the old man has heard of your method of cultivating martial arts, and he actually inhaled the smoke of the fire with his nose to achieve the effect of extinguishing the gas with smoke." This kind of cultivation method, the old body is really admired by the bodyless to the ground, it is simply the only one in the whole martial arts, and there is no better way than this. ”

That Liu Yiyi followed Liu Lao's words, and said: "Yes, this method is simply amazing, only a fool can think of it." ”

"Hey, are you sarcastic about me, right? Is it wrong for me to practice martial arts like this?" Wu Mochong also felt that he seemed to be thinking wrong, this smoke extinguishing palm didn't seem to absorb foreign smoke like this.

"Young man, what sect and sect did you study from, didn't the master or elder of your sect teach you how to absorb the world's different qi? Every sect has a special method for absorbing the foreign qi, and it is not inhaled through the nose, but absorbed through the nose, and before you have time to perform martial arts cultivation, you have already damaged your body, and what kind of martial arts are you still cultivating. However, your peculiar idea is really laughing to death. Mrs. Liu shook her head and laughed heartily.

Wu Mochong covered his face with one hand and said ashamedly: "Oh my God, I thought my mind was so smart, but it turned out to be the same as mentally retarded." ”

Wu Mochong asked, "Old man, what is the strange qi in the world?"

Mrs. Liu said: "I don't know how your elders are doing, they don't teach you the knowledge of the world's strange qi, okay, sleepless tonight, the old body will teach you some basic knowledge of martial arts." There are many strange gases in the world, fire has strange gases, earth has strange gases, there are strange gases in the sky, water has strange gases, people are alive and have strange gases, people who have died corpses also have strange gases, people who read books have strange gases, and people who practice martial arts themselves also have strange gases, the so-called strange gases are a kind of unique things between heaven and earth, some of them can exist for thousands of years, and some are just short-lived things. ”

Wu Mochong was stupid when he heard it, he never thought that to cultivate internal strength, he first needed to cultivate a technique to absorb foreign qi before he could continue to cultivate.

"Young man, if you believe in the old body, take out your martial arts secrets, the old body can take a look, if it is suitable, the old body can teach you a technique to absorb foreign qi, but whether it can be used to practice your martial arts, it is unknown. Liu Lao said on the side.

"Grandma, how can you teach martial arts to this Mo Shengren?" Liu Yiyi said with some disagreement.

"It's okay, I just think this young man is pleasing to the eye. Liu Lao said.

Wu Mochong didn't think about so many complicated things, he felt that the old lady in front of him had a very cordial feeling, and hurriedly handed over the cigarette extinguishing palm on his body.

The maid took the secret book from his hand and handed it to Mrs. Liu, who took it and looked at it, flipped through the pages at random, nodded, and said: "Perhaps, my practice of absorbing foreign qi is not suitable for your cultivation, and it seems that this secret book of yours cannot absorb foreign smoke with my technique." ”

Wu Mochong was excited when he just mentioned it, but he was poured a basin of cold water and fell into the deep ice with a biting cold wind.

Wu Mo thought of something suddenly, and scolded in his mind: "Two bastard beasts, do you all know that I was very stupid in cultivating martial arts just now, why didn't you tell me?"

The power Yuan Soul said: "Did I tell you any good? ”

The fire qilin said lazily: "I won't tell you what you ask me, why will I tell you if you don't ask me, the key thing, this divine beast has long known a technique for absorbing alien smoke, why don't you ask me?"

Wu Mo was so angry that his mouth was crooked, and he scolded the fire qilin in his mind: "If I don't ask for the rest of my life, will you never say that you will have a cultivation technique that absorbs foreign smoke in your life?"

The fire qilin said blankly: "Yes, if you don't ask, why do you want to say this divine beast?"

When Wu Mochong heard the words of the Fire Qilin, he suddenly looked up to the sky and sighed: "Ah, life is so depressing. ”

Liu Lao shook his head, her technique was to absorb the poisonous gas of the snake, and she really didn't understand this kind of technique of absorbing smoke.