Chapter 4: The Djinn God
Afterglow looked around, surrounded by clouds and mist, as far as the eye could see, except for the two towering stone pillars in front of him, there seemed to be nothing. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info couldn't help but have some doubts in my heart, why is the heavenly court white, shouldn't there be many palace buildings? And how should I report to the finance department?
"Could it be a trick or the existence of an enchantment?" Yu Hui looked back at the past and read a lot of Xianxia novels and guessed, no matter what the situation was, he was a little confused at the moment, and he had no choice but to stay where he was and wait quietly.
Anyway, I will also be a member of the financial management in the future, according to the experience of four years of study, no matter where the finance is still more popular, I believe that the finance department should have arranged personnel to receive me. You can't throw me into this unfamiliar place and destroy myself.
"Who Xiaoxiao dares to trespass on the Heavenly Court?"
Suddenly, a rolling thunder sound came from the front, which shook the afterglow and swayed, his face turned pale, his body staggered slightly, and he almost fell to the ground.
, who is coming? Just one sound has such power, Yu Hui's heart shook wildly, thinking that the immortal of this heavenly court is really strong, and hurriedly looked up, only to see a strong man wearing golden armor, holding two Xuanhua axes, and his face was not angry and arrogant, and he really flew towards him on a cloud.
"I am the giant spirit god who guards the South Heavenly Gate, who are you, don't report your name soon. The giant spirit god waved the double axe in his hand slightly, and there was a trace of murderous aura in the tiger's eyes. As soon as he finished his shift, he was about to take a break and take a nap, when he was reminded by the fairy net that an outsider had entered the heavenly court, which made him feel bad all over the place, and hurriedly flew to Nantianmen to check.
If the thin boy in front of him can't give him a satisfactory answer, he won't mind sending the other party to the underworld for reincarnation with an axe.
"The Giant Spirit Immortal, my name is Yu Hui, and I am a mortal from the Nether Realm, and I was brought to Heaven by the Gate of Guidance because I received a recruitment information from the Finance Department of Heavenly Court. Yu Hui hurriedly explained that he didn't want to be regarded as an outlaw who trespassed on the Heavenly Court, and ended up on the Xuanhua Axe of the Giant Spirit God.
"Oh?" the Djinn looked puzzled, looked Afterglow up and down, and a picture suddenly flashed in his mind, which happened in the morning.
"Djinn God, there is a newcomer to our finance department in the afternoon, you pay attention when you are on duty, help me receive him when the time comes, and send him to my office by the way." Tai Bai Xing stroked his white beard, and said to the giant spirit god with a smile, everything is vivid, and his voice and smile seem to be right in front of him.
"I actually forgot, but fortunately it didn't make a big mistake. ”
The body of the giant spirit god Xu trembled slightly, and he was secretly glad in his heart, he asked patiently just now, if he came and turned out this kid with an axe, it is estimated that he will be hated to death by the old man Taibai, and he will say goodbye to himself in the next year.
If this kid first arrived, he was stunned at first glance, if he told him that I forgot to receive him, maybe it would reach the ears of the old man Taibai, or it would be better not to say it, anyway, I don't say that he doesn't know. The giant spirit god came back to his senses, and the tiger eyes turned up and down, and there was a decision in his heart. Then he smiled, clapped his big hand on Yu Hui's thin shoulder, and said enthusiastically: "It turns out that you are a newly recruited employee of the Finance Department. Xiaoyu, I've been waiting for you here for a long time, come with me quickly, and I'll take you to report to Minister Taibai. ”
Yu Hui's figure staggered again, and he was almost not slapped apart by the giant spirit god, grinning slightly in pain, big brother, can you be light, you are a fairy, my small body can withstand your slap like this. And are the two of us so acquainted? Just now he looked like he was going to fight and kill, but in a blink of an eye, he was extremely enthusiastic, and he cheekily said that he had been waiting for me here for a long time, but I didn't see a single hair just now, okay, can we have a face?
Yu Hui complained for a while, speechless in his heart, although he had roughly guessed that the giant spirit god should have forgotten about the reception of himself, but he did not pierce the other party, and followed the other party's words, and said with a smile and compliment: "It's the boy I, let the giant spirit god and immortal you wait for a long time, I'm really sorry, a little specialty, and I hope that the fairy will smile." ”
As he spoke, Afterglow handed the soft cloud he had just bought in his bag to the Djinn God. More than 20 yuan, although the heart is more painful, but when I first arrived, I was not familiar with life, and in order to build a good relationship, Yu Hui still reluctantly cut his love.
"What is this?"
The giant spirit god took the thing in Yu Hui's hand without any unceremonious manner, and stared at it carefully, but he had never seen it before, and he couldn't help but be a little curious.
"This is a native product of our hometown, the scientific name is cigarettes, which can relieve fatigue and make people forget their troubles, but the body is a little bad. Yu Hui hurriedly explained.
"Oh, it works so well. The giant spirit god took out a cigarette and said in surprise, a little unbelieving in his heart, such an unsightly thing can actually relieve pressure and make people forget their troubles. As for the sentence that he is not good for his health, he completely ignored it, he is an immortal who has achieved positive results, with a divine body that is difficult to extinguish and inviolable by five poisons, how can a little poison hurt him.
"Djinn Divine Immortal, you can try it. Afterglow pulls out his portable lighter and prepares to light a lonely cigarette for the Djinn and teach him how to smoke it. I saw the other party open his big mouth, swallow the cigarette in his hand in one gulp, and chew it.
"Ahh
Afterglow was shocked, and he swallowed back what he wanted to say. I used to hear people joke about eating and smoking, but this time I actually saw it, and I really lived to see it for a long time. This giant spirit god really deserves to be the heavenly court general who guards one side, and he really knows how to play!
"The taste is a little bitter, and it doesn't seem to have the same effect as you said. The Djinn smacked his lips and looked at Afterglow, quite dissatisfied, completely like you kid fooling me.
"This ......" Yu Hui was speechless, as if another 10,000 grass and mud horses were running wildly in his heart, obviously he was using it to smoke, but you just wanted to use it to eat, and it would be hellish if it could be effective. Of course, he couldn't say these words to the giant spirit god, and after thinking about it, Yu Hui said wittily: "This cigarette is actually eaten in two ways, one is for eating, and the other is for smoking, some people use the effective fruit of eating, and some people must use smoking to have an effect, which is completely different from person to person." I think that a tall and mighty warrior like you, the giant spirit god immortal, must be suitable for pumping. ”
"Oh, how do you draw it?" The Djinn God asked.
"The kid just happens to smoke it, I'll show you. Yu Hui said, he finally got around, he didn't want to make any more moths, so he quickly took out the last cigarette on his body, lit it with a lighter, and skillfully spit out a few smoke rings, explaining while demonstrating.
"It seems to be a lot of fun. The giant spirit was eager to try, and hurriedly took out a cigarette again, a fireball technique, lit it, and smoked it with the afterglow.
"Yes, this is very good, I really fit to use it. Xiaoyu, don't call me a giant spirit god in the future, it sounds too rusty, just call me big brother, and report my name directly if you have something in the future. The giant spirit god spit out a few smoke rings with great enjoyment, looking intoxicated, looking at the afterglow in front of him, and feeling that the more he looked, the more pleasing it became.
It is estimated that no one is suitable for eating, although Yu Hui was slandered in his heart, but he said with an overjoyed smile on his face: "Then I hope that the eldest brother will give more guidance to the younger brother in the future." ”
I bought a pack of cigarettes, and this product is probably not very reliable, but it is also a familiar face, and I accept a small affection, and these more than 20 yuan are not wronged.
"Well, just come to me if you have something. The Djinn God patted his chest and reassured, then took out the token from his waist and recited an inexplicable incantation in the hollow, revealing a new world in the afterglow's sight.
"Nantianmen!"
A huge gate towers into the clouds, completely out of sight, the palace buildings in the South Heavenly Gate are countless, the glow is ten thousand ways, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, there is a silver-white heavenly river flowing slowly, I don't know where it flows, from time to time there are immortals flying in the clouds, soaring for nine days, it is really uncomfortable.
"It's a fairyland!"
Yu Hui looked a little stunned, he has grown so big, he has never seen such a beautiful scenery, and he really responded to that sentence, this scene should only be in the sky, and I will see you a few times in the world.
"Xiaoyu, don't be in a daze, go and report quickly, and there will be a chance to see the beautiful scenery of heaven in the future. The giant spirit god lightly touched the afterglow, pointed to the short-distance portal that had been constructed with the spell just now, and said: "This portal will teleport you directly to Minister Taibai's office, and it will be my duty time soon, so I won't send you there, you can go by yourself." ”
"Okay, thank you, big brother, I'll come back to visit big brother when I have time. Afterglow came back to his senses, thanked him, and walked straight into the portal, where he vanished.
"Obviously a mortal, it is really not easy to climb the ninety-nine heavenly ladders and successfully reach the gate of the introduction. I don't know what strange things the old man Taibai has attracted this time. The Djinn looked at the dissipating portal with a thoughtful look on his face. At the same time, he took out a cigarette, swallowed it again without giving up, chewed it, and still had a bitter mouthful, which had no effect of smoking at all, and finally he could only reluctantly light a lonely cigarette and smoke, and whispered: "It seems that I am really not suitable for eating, only for smoking." ”