Chapter 166: A Retired Politician
"It's in Juchun Garden. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 Info "Looking at the three old men who were curious about the baby, Song Qiu said a place name.
Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei, the three famous figures in history, looked at each other, and finally said in unison: "You take us there." ”
The three of them looked at Song Qiu with blazing eyes, and Song Qiu felt that he was under a lot of pressure.
Song Qiu had also heard from other immortals that these three couldn't find the direction when they went out, and he didn't know how their brothers could identify the direction when they led the army to fight.
He looked left and right, and found that Prime Minister Zhuge Cheng, the only one who could clearly identify the direction, was smiling and looking at the ghost animal video of "Zhuge Liang Rap vs. Wang Situ Full High Energy" on the video website.
sighed, there was no other way, Song Qiu could only lead the three big men in front of him by himself.
Juchun Garden is actually not far away, at least not far for the four of them who have cultivated in their bodies. After paying 300,000 yuan for the replacement of equipment in the fairy Internet café and the pension for Liu Yang, Song Qiu's economy has become tight again recently, so Song Qiu decided to take the three of them to walk over.
Walking on the road, Song Qiu was a little thirsty and asked Liu Guan and the three brothers: "Do you want to drink water?"
The three brothers shook their heads slightly reservedly, but the longing little eyes completely exposed their true thoughts.
Song Qiu sighed, when he met these three brothers, he felt that he might sigh more today than in the past few months.
"Wait a minute, I'll go buy water. Song Qiu said.
There was a small supermarket next to it, and Song Qiu gave the cashier fifteen yuan to get four bottles of green tea.
Three yuan a bottle of green tea, the cashier turned around and rummaged in the water cabinet for a long time, took three bottles of green tea and put them on the counter, found three yuan for Song Qiu, and finally gave Song Qiu a bottle cap.
I heard the cashier say slowly, "There are only three bottles of green tea, you can take this and get another bottle of lid, go to the store across the street to change a bottle." ”
Holding the cap engraved with "One More Bottle" with a confused face, Song Qiu looked at the cashier blankly, he felt that he had been eliminated by the times, and now he could do this business?
Crying and laughing, he went across the street to exchange for a bottle of green tea, and Song Qiu led Liu Guanzhang and the others to the outside of Juchun Garden.
Juchun Garden is a park, the park is not big, it has created a lot of attractions related to the Three Kingdoms, and even built a school military field in antiquity, and the Three Kingdoms crew was cast in the school military field.
When Song Qiu and the four of them arrived, the school military field was already full of actors waiting for interviews.
"You're also here for an interview, take the form, fill it out and go to the back of the line. As soon as Song Qiu stepped into the school military field with one foot, the field affairs responsible for maintaining order came over and gave Song Qiu a watch for each of the four of them.
The field manager also deliberately glanced at Liu Guanzhang and the three of them standing behind Song Qiu, and muttered: "Yo, I still bring my own makeup, don't say it, this looks really similar." ”
Before leaving, the field manager also patted his brother hard, gave a thumbs up and encouraged: "Come on, I'm optimistic about you." ”
When the field affairs left, Zhang Fei scratched the messy hair on his head and asked Song Qiu: "Song boy, I haven't figured it out all the way after thinking about it, aren't the protagonists in TV dramas and movies all stars, why doesn't this TV series seem to use stars?"
Song Qiu was also stumped by Zhang Fei's question, thought about it and said uncertainly: "Maybe the crew has no money, right?"
Guan Yu sighed, looked up at the sky, and said with feeling: "No money is a big problem. ”
Liu Bei raised his index finger in front of him, shook it, and said solemnly: "Second brother, this is a bad word. It's nothing if you don't have money, as long as you don't lose your ideals and beliefs, you don't lose your dreams. ”
Hearing Liu Bei's official tone, Song Qiu rolled his eyes, and he didn't know where the former Shu Han emperor learned this set.
Song Qiu looked at Liu Bei curiously and asked, "Big ...... Xuan Degong, will you recite the Communist Manifesto?"
He looked at Liu Bei's two tricky ears, and subconsciously wanted to shout "big-eared thief", but Song Qiu, who realized that something was wrong as soon as the word "big" came out, hurriedly changed his words.
Liu Bei suddenly became as excited as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and said excitedly: "Yes, I'll recite it to you, right?"
"A specter, the specter of communism, roams Europe. In order to carry out a sacred encirclement of this specter, the ...... of old Europe"
Without waiting for Song Qiu to react, Liu Bei recited a string of elders in one breath in a frustrated manner, and Song Qiu hurriedly interrupted and said: "Stop! Xuande Gong, let's recite it another day, let's line up first." ”
Liu Bei had no choice but to shut up, and said unsatisfactorily: "In fact, not only the Communist Manifesto, Das Kapital, and Mao Zedong's Quotations, but also the latest "Eight Honors and Eight Shames", and Comrade Chairman's series of speeches, I will memorize them, and I will give you a performance when I find a time." ”
Song Qiu broke out in a cold sweat when he heard this--The enthusiasm of an old politician who has retired at home for politics should not be underestimated.
The four of them came to the end of the line, and the three people in the front line happened to be actors from the three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang who also came to take the exam.
"Yo, you guys are pretty well prepared, and this makeup looks good. But buddy, amateur, right? Look at your temperament, rustic, I don't have a study of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms. What kind of character is Liu Guanzhang? He is a rare hero in the world, and he should have a unique temperament in his gestures. The three people in front of the queue noticed the movement behind them, turned around and saw that they were still competitors, and immediately hit mercilessly.
The three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang were stunned when they heard this, and Zhang Fei was stunned and asked, "Why can't we have this temperament?"
The actor who was the shortest and planned to interview for the role of Liu Bei bowed to the two brothers behind him and said, "Brothers, perform and let them learn and learn." ”
The bearded man standing at the end patted his chest and walked out, revealing two strong and solid arms, and said, "I'm playing Zhang Fei, look at this arm, this muscle, this line, do you have it?"
The fake Zhang Fei said to the real Zhang Fei: "People say reckless Zhang Fei, reckless Zhang Fei, do you know how to show the word 'reckless'?"
"I don't know. Zhang Fei replied dumbfoundedly.
"You have to imagine that you have been hungry for half a month and have not eaten enough, and now there is a pot of pig's trotters in front of you, and you can only look at it, but you can't eat it. Fake Zhang Fei showed a hideous and terrible expression, bared his teeth and grinned: "My current expression is called 'reckless', understand?"