Chapter 5: Monkey News

On this day, Zhu Chenhuan was lazy, publicized that he was unwell, and pushed away today's study and martial arts, of course, he still had to explain to his parents for a while, after the imperial doctor entered and exited three times, the chickens and dogs jumped for a long time, so that no one came to disturb His Royal Highness the Prince's rest. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

After there was no sound outside, Zhu Chenhuan rolled his eyes, got out of bed, and then ran to the window to look out, and found that even the guys who were secretly protecting him did not pay attention to himself, so he took out a crumpled piece of paper from his arms.

The paper is yellowed, and it will not be used to shit in the future, but in this world, it is too good paper to be better, after all, most people are still at the cognitive level of wiping their butts with tree bark.

When I opened the paper, there were only two paragraphs.

The first paragraph reads: "The God of War Buddha once went to Heaven to make trouble, and finally died without a problem. ”

The second paragraph reads: "A year ago, the God of War Buddha went down to the demon world, killing tens of thousands of demons, more than 1,000 demon generals, more than 100 demon handsome, and more than 10 demon kings. The demon world was furious and sent the Demon Emperor to kill the Fighting God Buddha, but the Fighting God Buddha had already left, and the Demon Emperor returned in vain. It is rumored that before the God of War Buddha left, he issued a mantra in the entire demon world - the revenge of the junior brother will be avenged!"

On these two paragraphs, Zhu Chenhuan has read it hundreds of times, since he received the news yesterday, he has not been able to let go, he can't sleep at night, he can't stand looking at the stars in a daze, and finally can only sigh helplessly, return to the room, and don't close his eyes all night.

Now for this news, he is even skipping school, although in the real sense this is the first time he has skipped school, but why is there no excitement in the hearts of normal children?

Are you supposed to be a good student by nature?

Zhu Chenhuan smiled, took a deep look at the paper again, and finally waved his right hand, and a pale flame suddenly ignited on the paper, and the paper disappeared completely in an instant, not even the ashes appeared.

"The monkey is still the same monkey, it's just ...... He's been blinded......"

Zhu Chenhuan opened the window, sat on the table on the stool and looked out, the autumn wind was blowing outside, the leaves were yellow, a gust of autumn wind blew, and the leaves were scattered, just like a big girl who had been stripped of her clothes, looking quite reserved and pitiful.

"I'm too weak to have any contact with the monkey or tell him about my current situation...... Who made him bored for five hundred years, and it's not bad to have a better life......"

As if he had figured out the key, Zhu Chenhuan's original sorrowful brow immediately stretched, and then he saw him jump out of the window directly, and said, "Come on, go out of the palace, and pay a private visit to Weifu." ”

Zhu Chenhuan likes micro-service private interviews very much, maybe he has seen too many stories of micro-service private interviews and then soaked the big girl in his hands by the main god of the earth, he has always been envious of the important thing before, but he is a killer, no matter which big girl he meets, he is always wary, and over time, he has to touch the pistol even when he touches his hand, which is not good, very bad.

So after being reborn, he didn't want to waste his identity as His Royal Highness the Crown Prince at all, according to his words, he was a prince once, and if he didn't get a summer rain lotus, it was really the saddest thing in the world.

It's just that there are no less than ten private visits to Weifu, but the eldest girl didn't get it, but saved a thief who was almost killed, and the thief has good potential, Zhu Chenhuan casually gave him two royal cultivation cheats, and his cultivation has been a thousand miles in a day, and finally he became one of the top ten masters in Shiyu Kingdom.

Later, the thief said that he wanted to travel to increase his knowledge and improve his cultivation. When Zhu Chenhuan heard that this was a good thing, positive people need encouragement, so he shouted a reward, the royal arsenal is open for thieves, the royal treasure vault is open for thieves, and the thief is grateful, threatening that Zhu Chenhuan is not only his reborn parents, but also his intimate little padded jacket, and later the thief was beaten by Zhu Chenhuan.

After that, the thief left the Shiyu Country and traveled to other countries, other continents, and even other two realms, and Zhu Chenhuan also had a pair of eyes and ears from then on, and there was always a steady stream of outside sights and hears, of course, this was just a little secret between them, except for the emperor Zhu Yitian, no one knew about it.

In this way, five years have passed, and there is one less thief in the world who steals chickens and dogs, but there is one more handsome and pretty boy who walks the world with a sword - Flying Sword Er Dog...... His Royal Highness the Crown Prince said that you will live a long life, you must live under the tip of the knife in the future, how cheap your name is, how long you can live, and then the handsome thief thanked His Royal Highness the Crown Prince with tears, and since then there has been such a wonderful immortal cultivator in the world.

And on the contrary, this name really saved his life, and everyone who heard his name would laugh twice, but every time they were the second ha, they were killed by a sword by the person named Ergoudan.

It's so strange in this world.

............

The capital of the Shiyu Kingdom is called Shiyu City, because it is one of the ten major vassal countries, it is a rare second-class power in Dongsheng Shenzhou, so the capital is naturally lively and extraordinarily prosperous.

On the street, the hawkers occupy both sides of the road, and when they walk in the middle of the road, they are either made their heads hurt by the noise of all kinds of hawkers, or they are provoked by the snacks of the street stalls.

A strange combination pours into the surging crowd without any sense of disobedience, instantly blends with ordinary people, and without touching the material of their clothes, you won't know whether these people are rich or expensive, whether they are Buddhas or immortals.

Zhu Chenhuan likes to wear coarse cloth clothes the most, and take two guards who look very strong to wander around on the street, occasionally seeing a small object he likes, picking it up and leaving, naturally someone will pay for him, and then he sees another fun little object, so he throws the small thing in his hand back, and these two sturdy guards immediately become a good spare tire for their bags.

The crowds on the street are surging, and the folk customs are relatively open, and the big girls and little ladies will also show their heads outside, Zhu Chenhuan's favorite thing is to pass by a downstairs called Cuiyun Building, watching the girls in the building keep throwing flattering eyes at themselves, and whispering softly that misses you.

And every time at this time, he would look down at what he was wearing, and get rid of a poor public, and then look up at the girls who were dressed up in fancy clothes, and he would be moved to cry, what a good girl, she didn't look at her humble status at all, and she didn't dislike her poverty and couldn't afford to buy a house...... If you want to marry a daughter-in-law in the future, you have to find such a good girl.

Zhu Chenhuan, who has been a monk for a thousand years, has never thought of being a monk again in his life, he has a great dream - marrying a daughter-in-law, Chang'e must be married, and other big girls can also warm the bed, anyway, his bed is big, and ten people are not too crowded.

Passing by the door of Cuiyun Building, Zhu Chenhuan was moved to tears as usual, he waved his hand to these girls silently, and ran forward with tears, because he was really afraid that he couldn't help it and married all the girls in this building home.

Whenever Zhu Chenhuan walked by, the girls in Cuiyun Building would always talk about it.

"The fool reappeared. ”

"I haven't seen him for a long time, and I thought he was dead. ”

"Stupidity is a fool's blessing, we don't die when we die, and fools don't die. ”

"Hey, why isn't he a rich man, even if it's a child daughter-in-law. ”

Zhu Chenhuan always likes to wander around dark and remote corners, and at first the guards didn't understand, but when they saw Zhu Chenhuan glancing into the corner many times and didn't find gold, they knew that the world of fools should not be too understood.

Today, Zhu Chenhuan is the same, but he did not follow the old path, but was ready to open up a new corner, some people call this a cemetery, some people call it a mass grave, but Zhu Chenhuan calls it a resting place.

The two guards followed Zhu Chenhuan to the mass grave, there was no one here, and the dark clouds in the sky were dense at some point, which looked a little weird.

The guard was a little timid in his heart, and couldn't help but speak: "His Royal Highness the Prince, it's going to rain this day, shouldn't we go back to ......?"

Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by Zhu Chenhuan, only to see Zhu Chenhuan pointing to a grave without a tombstone and saying, "Dig!"

"Huh?"

"Don't want to dig, then I'll come—"

"Don't, Your Royal Highness the Prince, don't joke with the little ones, I'll dig, we'll dig—"

In a moment, lightning flashed and thundered, and heavy rain poured down.

The cemetery was cloudy and windy, and there was no daylight, and one small, two large and three people, in this extremely strange cemetery, did the strange thing of digging people's graves.